Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 8~ Stupid Party~Guests ( Chapter 8 )
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By: queenhinata 
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.20.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 380 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.20.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.7K | Visits: 380 | Status: Work In Progress
(---Chapter---8---A---Stupid---Party---In---Suna---)
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
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-Sasuke POV-
"We should have some fun and get crunk."
<<<<<<<<<<----At----Suna's----most----popu lar----food----store---->>>>>>>>>>>>> ;
Me, Shino,Dobe, Kiba, Akamaru, Sakura,Hinata, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro are at some food store. Naruto has some stupid idea.
"Guys I'm telling you, all we have to do is buy some good food and drink. Then my plan can work."
"What do I have to buy?" Gaara said showing his annoyance.
"Okay. Lets buy that....that...this....that....oooo and all of this. Ok.Heyyy Gaara-baby I could." Naruto probably wants to show off in front of Sakura. Stupid dobe. He doesn't have that kind of money. Maybe I should be nice and break it down to him.
"Dobe....you can't afford this."
I whispered to Hinata "See. I can be kind, nice, and-"
"Shut up teme!"
"...people wonder why I don't like be nice." I finished. She smiled. The bill came up to $134.98. The stupid blonde began looking through his frog 'purse'.
"Uh......." He only had $30.02.
"I'll pay for it." Hinata spoke up.
"um...thanks." Naruto is red. *BONK* And now he has a fairly large bump on his head.
"What did I do now, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked slightly annoyed.
"You should have more money!" Sakura said then looked at Hinata and stuck out her tongue. Wow. Very mature, Sakura.
"Sakura. Stop screaming."
"You. Shut up. I'm talking to MY boyfriend here." Hinata's expression didn't change one bit. Maybe she doesn't like Naruto. But her and Gaara has some relationship. I saw him sneaking looks at her, just like me and Kiba. Dog boy has no chance. Not to be cocky or anything.
"Sorry but its my eardrums you are damaging with your hideous voice." Hinata said just to get on Sakura's nerve.
"I ought to...-" Sakura started to say.
"Lets just purchase the items. Sakura take your drama to your mama." Her face became beat red. Sakura has a crush on Gaara.
"Is that all?" The cashier asked.
"Yea." Hinata handed him two $100 bills. Naruto's mouth is on the ground. I wonder if he ever saw her house, rather mansion.
"Your change is $65.02."
"Thank you." We walked out the store. I looked around. 'Where did Kankuro and Temari sneak off to?'
"Gaara, where did your siblings go?"
"Kankuro went to some bar and Temari is on her way to Konoha."
"Why is Temari going to Konoha?" Naruto asked.
"To see her friend, Shikamaru Naru." Hmm. So Shikamaru has an older lady. It took us a few minutes to get back to the Tower.
"Okay. Gaara do you have good CDs?" The dobe asked.
"Duh."
"We're going to have a party!!"
"Narutard. What a stupid idea." Kiba said.Even Akamaru agreed.
"Well...too bad. Okay. We need to split up jobs."
"Fine. I'll organize the food." Kiba said.
"I'll get the radio and pick out songs. And Sasuke is going to help me." Hinata said. Maybe she likes me.
"I'll cook the ramen!" The dobe yelled.
"I'll blow the balloons!" Sakura screamed.
"organize drinks." Shino whispered.
"napkins,etc." Gaara said. He looks annoyed.
"Yay! You guys are going to love my party!!" Naruto yelled, again. Everyone started doing their jobs.
"Theres the radio." I said.
"Thanks Sasuke."
"Hm. Sasuke,what kind of music do you like?"
"Mostly rock. A tiny bit of hip-hop.Why?"
"Well. I want to play music you, Gaara, and I like. Gaara likes rock, too. Some good artists. Gaara got some rock, hip hop, r&b....wow. Pop and country?Hm. We'll listen to Hot97. Ok."
"I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper? I can imagine what Sakura will doing?"
"What?"
"grinding."
"Whats that?" Hinata really must be excluded from the world.
"you'll see. Cool. Gaara has The Black Parade cd. My Chemical Romance rules."
"Yea. But I like hip hop,too."
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-------- ----------------------------------10-----minutes-----later----------------- ----------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>
On a table is soda, chips, ramen, salsa, chili, cookies, sharpies and sake. Naruto is gulping down the ramen. Sakura already started drinking some sake. Now she is leaning on Gaara.
"Heyyy..G. Do ya think I'm prettyyyyy?" Sakura asked. That girl drunk 1 whole bottle of sake. The sake was Naruto's idea.
"No."
"oook. Do you have a big-?"
"Sakura. That is not your business. You should be asking Naruto that." Hinata said sternly.
"His is small." Hinata and I looked at each other. What in hell have they been doing?
"I didn't need to know that." Hinata said digusted.
"Hi whatcha doin'?" There standing in front of Hinata is Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara.
"Is she your girlfriend? Ooo she is sooo pretty, yeah." The blonde Akatsuki member called Deidara said. Hinata cheeks lit up.
"No. What are you doin' here? I don't want to see you Itachi. I hate you. Fuck off."
"Aww come on little brother. I'll make it up to you." Itachi pleaded.
"Yeah.Too bad I don't go the straight path, yeah." Deidara said. Uh...I really don't want to hear the Akatsuki members sexuality.
"What does that mean, Mr.?" Hinata asked.
"It means I'm gay.Yeah.By the way call me Deidara. Yeah." Hinata's cheeks turned really red.
"Um..Deidara. How do gay guys...have...." Hinata started.
"sex?" Itachi asked. The bastard seems amused by the fact that Hinata knows very little about..these things.
"yes."
"Well it goes in the..." Deidara started to say when Kisame started laughing.
"Whats funny?" I asked.
"This girl is learning about the 'gay birds and bees' from someone who don't do it that much. Plus those 4 kids are making out." The bastard, Hinata, Deidara, and I turned to see Shino, Sakura, Naruto, and Kiba making out. Naruto+Sakura and Kiba+? Thats not Shino or Gaara.
"Who is that blonde, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Its a Naruto Sexy nin justu clone." Suddenly Naruto took off Sakura's shirt. He then took off her bra. Kisame is laughing. Itachi is smirking. Deidara is slightly horrified because its straight make out. Hinata has her head turned. I turned my head when Naruto took Sakura's bra off. I don't want my innocent eyes to see Sakura. Hinata, yes.
"Anyway, this is not the reason we came. Look at me Sasuke.Gaara.Hinata." We followed his directions. Stupid, stupid me. Itachi's pupils on his Sharingan is spinning. He is using Tsukuyomi.
-Normal POV- Itachi talks-
(---------------------In-------------------Itachi's-----------------{per verted}---------------Zone------------)
Before I make give you a speech I have to say/sing two things.
1--> There is a fifth dimension beyond tjat which is know to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow,
between science and supersition,
and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of knowledge.
This is the dimension of imagination.
It is an area which I call . . .the Itachi Zone.
2-->Kanye Got Stacks, Ya Already Know that
Louie That, Gucci This, Just Got A Model Chick (throw some ds on that b****)
Just Got A Stripper Chick (throw some ds ont that b****), Somethin Feel Differ-Ent
Ok. I'm done. Always wanted to say that. *giggle*Ok. Hello. I am Itachi Uchiha as you know. I know there are 3 people that like Hinata Hyuga. Kiba Inuzuka is busy at the moment. I decided that Hinata should know
and see the dreams you two have of her. I will also make you guys exprience things with that will seem real. This is all for my entertainment. Hahaha. Anyway, when this is over I won't let you 3 be seperated. So you guys can be embarrassed together. Hehehe. To the others you guys are knocked out. Not that they give a chicken's cluck.
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A/N: before Itachi's speech is-> 1-is from Twilight Zone (season 1)opening
2-is from throw some ds remix. I think this chapter waz boring. I'll make the next one better. WARNING:it'll be very perverted. probably lime in it. It'll be about Sasuke+Gaara's dreams of Hinata.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
@@sasu@@hina@@gaa@@saku@@naru@@kiba@@tem@@kan@@akamaru@@shino@@kaka@@kur en@@=^.^=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
-Sasuke POV-
"We should have some fun and get crunk."
<<<<<<<<<<----At----Suna's----most----popu lar----food----store---->>>>>>>>>>>>> ;
Me, Shino,Dobe, Kiba, Akamaru, Sakura,Hinata, Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro are at some food store. Naruto has some stupid idea.
"Guys I'm telling you, all we have to do is buy some good food and drink. Then my plan can work."
"What do I have to buy?" Gaara said showing his annoyance.
"Okay. Lets buy that....that...this....that....oooo and all of this. Ok.Heyyy Gaara-baby I could." Naruto probably wants to show off in front of Sakura. Stupid dobe. He doesn't have that kind of money. Maybe I should be nice and break it down to him.
"Dobe....you can't afford this."
I whispered to Hinata "See. I can be kind, nice, and-"
"Shut up teme!"
"...people wonder why I don't like be nice." I finished. She smiled. The bill came up to $134.98. The stupid blonde began looking through his frog 'purse'.
"Uh......." He only had $30.02.
"I'll pay for it." Hinata spoke up.
"um...thanks." Naruto is red. *BONK* And now he has a fairly large bump on his head.
"What did I do now, Sakura-chan?" Naruto asked slightly annoyed.
"You should have more money!" Sakura said then looked at Hinata and stuck out her tongue. Wow. Very mature, Sakura.
"Sakura. Stop screaming."
"You. Shut up. I'm talking to MY boyfriend here." Hinata's expression didn't change one bit. Maybe she doesn't like Naruto. But her and Gaara has some relationship. I saw him sneaking looks at her, just like me and Kiba. Dog boy has no chance. Not to be cocky or anything.
"Sorry but its my eardrums you are damaging with your hideous voice." Hinata said just to get on Sakura's nerve.
"I ought to...-" Sakura started to say.
"Lets just purchase the items. Sakura take your drama to your mama." Her face became beat red. Sakura has a crush on Gaara.
"Is that all?" The cashier asked.
"Yea." Hinata handed him two $100 bills. Naruto's mouth is on the ground. I wonder if he ever saw her house, rather mansion.
"Your change is $65.02."
"Thank you." We walked out the store. I looked around. 'Where did Kankuro and Temari sneak off to?'
"Gaara, where did your siblings go?"
"Kankuro went to some bar and Temari is on her way to Konoha."
"Why is Temari going to Konoha?" Naruto asked.
"To see her friend, Shikamaru Naru." Hmm. So Shikamaru has an older lady. It took us a few minutes to get back to the Tower.
"Okay. Gaara do you have good CDs?" The dobe asked.
"Duh."
"We're going to have a party!!"
"Narutard. What a stupid idea." Kiba said.Even Akamaru agreed.
"Well...too bad. Okay. We need to split up jobs."
"Fine. I'll organize the food." Kiba said.
"I'll get the radio and pick out songs. And Sasuke is going to help me." Hinata said. Maybe she likes me.
"I'll cook the ramen!" The dobe yelled.
"I'll blow the balloons!" Sakura screamed.
"organize drinks." Shino whispered.
"napkins,etc." Gaara said. He looks annoyed.
"Yay! You guys are going to love my party!!" Naruto yelled, again. Everyone started doing their jobs.
"Theres the radio." I said.
"Thanks Sasuke."
"Hm. Sasuke,what kind of music do you like?"
"Mostly rock. A tiny bit of hip-hop.Why?"
"Well. I want to play music you, Gaara, and I like. Gaara likes rock, too. Some good artists. Gaara got some rock, hip hop, r&b....wow. Pop and country?Hm. We'll listen to Hot97. Ok."
"I'm N Luv Wit a Stripper? I can imagine what Sakura will doing?"
"What?"
"grinding."
"Whats that?" Hinata really must be excluded from the world.
"you'll see. Cool. Gaara has The Black Parade cd. My Chemical Romance rules."
"Yea. But I like hip hop,too."
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<-------- ----------------------------------10-----minutes-----later----------------- ----------------->>>>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>
On a table is soda, chips, ramen, salsa, chili, cookies, sharpies and sake. Naruto is gulping down the ramen. Sakura already started drinking some sake. Now she is leaning on Gaara.
"Heyyy..G. Do ya think I'm prettyyyyy?" Sakura asked. That girl drunk 1 whole bottle of sake. The sake was Naruto's idea.
"No."
"oook. Do you have a big-?"
"Sakura. That is not your business. You should be asking Naruto that." Hinata said sternly.
"His is small." Hinata and I looked at each other. What in hell have they been doing?
"I didn't need to know that." Hinata said digusted.
"Hi whatcha doin'?" There standing in front of Hinata is Itachi, Kisame, and Deidara.
"Is she your girlfriend? Ooo she is sooo pretty, yeah." The blonde Akatsuki member called Deidara said. Hinata cheeks lit up.
"No. What are you doin' here? I don't want to see you Itachi. I hate you. Fuck off."
"Aww come on little brother. I'll make it up to you." Itachi pleaded.
"Yeah.Too bad I don't go the straight path, yeah." Deidara said. Uh...I really don't want to hear the Akatsuki members sexuality.
"What does that mean, Mr.?" Hinata asked.
"It means I'm gay.Yeah.By the way call me Deidara. Yeah." Hinata's cheeks turned really red.
"Um..Deidara. How do gay guys...have...." Hinata started.
"sex?" Itachi asked. The bastard seems amused by the fact that Hinata knows very little about..these things.
"yes."
"Well it goes in the..." Deidara started to say when Kisame started laughing.
"Whats funny?" I asked.
"This girl is learning about the 'gay birds and bees' from someone who don't do it that much. Plus those 4 kids are making out." The bastard, Hinata, Deidara, and I turned to see Shino, Sakura, Naruto, and Kiba making out. Naruto+Sakura and Kiba+? Thats not Shino or Gaara.
"Who is that blonde, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Its a Naruto Sexy nin justu clone." Suddenly Naruto took off Sakura's shirt. He then took off her bra. Kisame is laughing. Itachi is smirking. Deidara is slightly horrified because its straight make out. Hinata has her head turned. I turned my head when Naruto took Sakura's bra off. I don't want my innocent eyes to see Sakura. Hinata, yes.
"Anyway, this is not the reason we came. Look at me Sasuke.Gaara.Hinata." We followed his directions. Stupid, stupid me. Itachi's pupils on his Sharingan is spinning. He is using Tsukuyomi.
-Normal POV- Itachi talks-
(---------------------In-------------------Itachi's-----------------{per verted}---------------Zone------------)
Before I make give you a speech I have to say/sing two things.
1--> There is a fifth dimension beyond tjat which is know to man.
It is a dimension as vast as space and timeless as infinity.
It is the middle ground between light and shadow,
between science and supersition,
and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of knowledge.
This is the dimension of imagination.
It is an area which I call . . .the Itachi Zone.
2-->Kanye Got Stacks, Ya Already Know that
Louie That, Gucci This, Just Got A Model Chick (throw some ds on that b****)
Just Got A Stripper Chick (throw some ds ont that b****), Somethin Feel Differ-Ent
Ok. I'm done. Always wanted to say that. *giggle*Ok. Hello. I am Itachi Uchiha as you know. I know there are 3 people that like Hinata Hyuga. Kiba Inuzuka is busy at the moment. I decided that Hinata should know
and see the dreams you two have of her. I will also make you guys exprience things with that will seem real. This is all for my entertainment. Hahaha. Anyway, when this is over I won't let you 3 be seperated. So you guys can be embarrassed together. Hehehe. To the others you guys are knocked out. Not that they give a chicken's cluck.
######################K@NYE##################WEST##########RULEZ######## #################K@NYE#####################GOT##############STACKS#########
A/N: before Itachi's speech is-> 1-is from Twilight Zone (season 1)opening
2-is from throw some ds remix. I think this chapter waz boring. I'll make the next one better. WARNING:it'll be very perverted. probably lime in it. It'll be about Sasuke+Gaara's dreams of Hinata.