Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ I love you not him ❯ Chapter 15~Akatsuki ( Chapter 15 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: queenhinata 
The gang hang out with the Akatsuki members.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 276 | Status: Work In Progress
The gang hang out with the Akatsuki members.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.06.2007 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.9K | Visits: 276 | Status: Work In Progress
: : Chapter 15 : :
Warning: strange OOC
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Sasuke's face is lobster red. Ooo this does not look right. Itachi and Deidara are giggling. I can't even explain Gaara's expression.
"Hinata..." Sasuke said. I slowly got up.
"That didn't happen." I said.
"Uh...I have a headache. I need some ramen. Oooh. Hi Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled. Sakura slowly got up and hit Naruto in the head.
"What the hell was that for?!" Naruto yelled. Damn he's seems cranky.
"Look. At. My. Hair. Its disgusting! There's drool in it! And I'm fuckin' sure you did this! I'm going to kill you,Naruto." Sakura screamed. She started chasing Naruto around the room.
"I guess we aren't together anymore. hehe." Naruto said while running.
"You are goddamn right! I don't even like you! I like Sasuke! I was using you!" The stupid bitch blurted out. Naruto stopped short. He looks sad. Sakura didn't notice his sudden action. So she ramped into him. They both fell into Akamaru's freshly made shit. Now imagine this. A pissed off Sakura with shit and drool in her hair. Naruto wasn't as lucky. He landed headfirst.
"Urgh! I'm going to fuckin' kill you, Naruto! And that stinkin' mutt, too!" Sakura screamed. Poor Narutard. He's trying to crawl away from a psycho Sakura.
"Take this!" Sakura yelled and threw innocent Akamaru at Naruto's face.
"Heyyy. What are you doing to Akamaru. Give him to me." Kiba said. He looks really mad. You should never mess with a man's dog.
"No." Naruto said and threw Akamaru at Sakura's head. Poor dog. Kiba starting punching the shit out of Sakura and Naruto. While little Akamaru sat on his head on the floor.
"Damn. You kids are crazy!" Kisame yelled. He's very amused by this.
"This....this isn't funny!" I yelled. Kisame got ready for me to kick him.
"Its...its hilarious!" I shouted and fell on the ground, laughing. Sakura and Naruto are getting beaten up. Too funny for me to control myself. Next thing you know Sasuke, Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, and Kisame are on the floor laughing with me. Finally Kiba calmed down. Sakura and Naruto have a broken nose now.
"Shit! Blood is in my hair! Urgh! I look like shit!" Sakura wailed. Actually she does. Pink mixed with brown and red doesn't look cute.
"Here. Have a fish." Kisame said and threw a fish at Sakura's head. 1...2...3....and down she goes.
"Now that the incident is over....why are we here?" Sasuke asked.
"Because you guys are soooo cool! Kawaii! Yeah!" Deidara stated. Then he winked at us.
"Ok. So whatcha want to do?" Sasuke asked.
"Do what Akatsuki do best.....well besides killing." Deidara said.
"GET DRUNK!!" Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi yelled together.
"This is so strange." I whispered to Sasuke and Gaara.
"Heyyy guys. Where's Gaara's Akatsuki look-alike?" I asked. The 3 Akatsuki members looked at each other.
"Well...he's in a mental facility. Yeah." Deidara said sadly. I swear I saw a tear.
" Why?" Gaara asked. Hm. He's interested.
"Because Sasori found out...." Kisame started.
):Warning: spoilers:(
"HeFoundOutHe'sGoingToDieYeah!" Deidara rushed. Then he fell into my arms, crying. I patted his head. I looked in the corner. The 4 of them are sleeping. The rest of us put our heads down, thinking about Sasori.
"We should have a moment of silence." I whispered. They nodded. It was quiet until.....
"BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!" Akamaru burped ReAlLy loud. So loud that the ground was shaking. Then it went back to silence until.....
"AAAAHHHH! I LOVE YOU!!SASUKE-KUN!!! MORE!! FASTER!" Sakura screamed in her sleep. Eww. She's having a naughty dream. I can already imagine whats happening. Sasuke's usual smirk dropped and appeared a frown. He's face is soooo red right now.
"I know you want that, Sasuke." Kisame said with a smirk.
"No. Actually he wishes that was Hinata." Gaara said with his scary version of a smirk.
"um..." Sasuke said, glancing at me.
"That reminds me of a joke Zetsu told us." Itachi said. (A/n: who u don't know who Zetsu is...well he's the guy that looks like a Venus Flytrap. REALLY creepy looking...)
"Zetsu scares me. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Basically every Akatsuki member is scary. And has a feminine side." I said.
"Hehe. I know I'm scary. Really cool right?" Kisame asked.
"The only thing that is scary about you is your face because its SO ugly." I said.
"Oooooo" Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke, and Deidara said at the same time. Well Deidara added 'yeah' to it.
"You little..." He stopped when I lifted my foot. Kisame ducked behind Itachi. I heard him call Itachi 'mommy'.
"I. Thought. So. Anyway...look at your nails. Their painted purple. You can't even say thats not feminine." They didn't even try to disagree.
"Itachi. You don't look scary. Just serious and royally pissed off all the time." I heard a 'hmph'.
"Zetsu is freaky. Deidara you are cool. Except for your hand. Sasori looks ok. Definitely reminds me of Gaara."
"Tobi's face is hidden behind a orange swirl. Hidan looks like a Grim Reaper when he transforms. He's so obsessed with trying not to go against his religion. If he's so afraid of disobeying Jashin, he shouldn't be apart of Akatsuki." (A/n: Jashin is his religion and the god he worships.)
"The creepest member besides the leader is Kakuzu. The guy has 4 hearts and 4 animal masks sewn on his back." I said.
"Heyyy. You act like Akatsuki is full of psycho mad girly men." Kisame stated. I turned my head and started whistling.
"What. Eva. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Don't worry. You're the coolest." I said.
"Hehe. I know. I am. Yeah." He said.
"Hinata. That is so rude. You hurt Kisame's feelings." Gaara stated. He has a bored expression on.
"Oh. Well." I said.
"Let's get drunk already." Itachi said.
"Whatever." Gaara said.
"Nani!?" Sasuke yelled.
"Whats wrong little brother? Are you s-scared?" Itachi teased.
"No!" Sasuke yelled.
"Ok then. Follow us." Itachi said. Me, Gaara, and Sasuke followed the Akatsuki members to a purple room. It has a HUGE bar. So many different kinds of sake. Tsunade would be in alcholic heaven right now.
"Here's our awesome Akatsuki bar. Yeah." Deidara said. Eww. Sitting at a table is Hidan, Zetsu, Tobi, and the Unnamed member (A/n: seriously he's unnamed.)
"Hey. Where's the leader and Kakuzu." I whispered to Deidara.
"The leader doesn't want to see you guys. And Kakuzu is with Sasori." He said.
"Do you guys want to play a game?" Zetsu asked in a strange voice. It sounds like he's holding his nose.
"Wait. They need to get drunk first." Kisame said. What the hell? I bet they are up to something.
"Sasuke will have a Elmo. Hinata will Pina Colada. Gaara will a Easter Bunny." Itachi said.
"Ok." Zetsu said in his ' i'm holding my nose' voice. He got up and started preparing our drinks.
"Zetsu. I want a Yah Yah. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Eyes Wide Shut for me." Itachi said.
"I want a Fish House Punch." Kisame said. After a 5 minute wait....
"Mmm...isn't this good. Yeah." Deidara said happily.
"Uh...huh." Gaara said looking at Deidara suspiciously. They gave us 3 drinks each. Once we finished, it started.
No
"We're going to play Truth or Dare: Akatsuki Yeah." Tobi said. How can he even talk? I know Kakashi has mask and can talk ,but come on.
"We're not playing." Unnamed member said. He and Hidan started whispering with each other. How rude.
"So what level do you want to play?" Kisame asked.
"Huh?" I asked.
"There's Kindergarden, Pre-teen, Teen, Mature, Down and Dirty, and Akatsuki Chaos. We're not doing Kindergarden or Akatsuki Chaos." Itachi said.
"Why?" Sasuke asked.
"Because little brother, Akatsuki Chaos made Deidara bi."
"Yeah. Its true. Yeah." Deidara yeahed. Wow. I don't even want to know what happened.
"Mature." Gaara said.
"For now." I said.
"Ok. I'll start. Truth or Dare, little brother?" haha Sasuke has to start. I mean cough cough.
"Truth." He said.
"coughScaredycoughCatcough" I 'coughed'. I heard him 'hmph'.
"Oh yeah just to tell you Truth has 4 questions. We'll be nice at first." Itachi said.
"Question 1:If you had to chose which to make out with, who would it be? Naruto, Neji, me, Deidara, Rock Lee, Kiba, or Akamaru?" Itachi asked.
"the mutt. Akamaru." I laughed. I'm sure Sasuke and Akamaru can get comfortable quickly.
"Question 2:If Hinata asked you to, would you sleep with her?" Itachi asked. 1...2....3...Sasuke is blushing. How cute.
"Nani?" Sasuke asked.
"Want me to repeat?"
"No. and yes." Sasuke answered.
"huh?" We asked.
"no to repeat and yes to.....the question."
"Question 3: How many times have you peeked at Sharingan Kakashi's Make-Out Paradise book, and thought of Hinata?" Itachi asked. I watched as Sasuke started squirming.
"Once.....Twice.....maybe three times...I don't know...." Itachi gave him a look.
"ok. maybe more than 10 times." Sasuke said.
"Ooo. ok. Question 4: Did you think about having a................
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Warning: strange OOC
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Sasuke's face is lobster red. Ooo this does not look right. Itachi and Deidara are giggling. I can't even explain Gaara's expression.
"Hinata..." Sasuke said. I slowly got up.
"That didn't happen." I said.
"Uh...I have a headache. I need some ramen. Oooh. Hi Sakura-chan!" Naruto yelled. Sakura slowly got up and hit Naruto in the head.
"What the hell was that for?!" Naruto yelled. Damn he's seems cranky.
"Look. At. My. Hair. Its disgusting! There's drool in it! And I'm fuckin' sure you did this! I'm going to kill you,Naruto." Sakura screamed. She started chasing Naruto around the room.
"I guess we aren't together anymore. hehe." Naruto said while running.
"You are goddamn right! I don't even like you! I like Sasuke! I was using you!" The stupid bitch blurted out. Naruto stopped short. He looks sad. Sakura didn't notice his sudden action. So she ramped into him. They both fell into Akamaru's freshly made shit. Now imagine this. A pissed off Sakura with shit and drool in her hair. Naruto wasn't as lucky. He landed headfirst.
"Urgh! I'm going to fuckin' kill you, Naruto! And that stinkin' mutt, too!" Sakura screamed. Poor Narutard. He's trying to crawl away from a psycho Sakura.
"Take this!" Sakura yelled and threw innocent Akamaru at Naruto's face.
"Heyyy. What are you doing to Akamaru. Give him to me." Kiba said. He looks really mad. You should never mess with a man's dog.
"No." Naruto said and threw Akamaru at Sakura's head. Poor dog. Kiba starting punching the shit out of Sakura and Naruto. While little Akamaru sat on his head on the floor.
"Damn. You kids are crazy!" Kisame yelled. He's very amused by this.
"This....this isn't funny!" I yelled. Kisame got ready for me to kick him.
"Its...its hilarious!" I shouted and fell on the ground, laughing. Sakura and Naruto are getting beaten up. Too funny for me to control myself. Next thing you know Sasuke, Gaara, Itachi, Deidara, and Kisame are on the floor laughing with me. Finally Kiba calmed down. Sakura and Naruto have a broken nose now.
"Shit! Blood is in my hair! Urgh! I look like shit!" Sakura wailed. Actually she does. Pink mixed with brown and red doesn't look cute.
"Here. Have a fish." Kisame said and threw a fish at Sakura's head. 1...2...3....and down she goes.
"Now that the incident is over....why are we here?" Sasuke asked.
"Because you guys are soooo cool! Kawaii! Yeah!" Deidara stated. Then he winked at us.
"Ok. So whatcha want to do?" Sasuke asked.
"Do what Akatsuki do best.....well besides killing." Deidara said.
"GET DRUNK!!" Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi yelled together.
"This is so strange." I whispered to Sasuke and Gaara.
"Heyyy guys. Where's Gaara's Akatsuki look-alike?" I asked. The 3 Akatsuki members looked at each other.
"Well...he's in a mental facility. Yeah." Deidara said sadly. I swear I saw a tear.
" Why?" Gaara asked. Hm. He's interested.
"Because Sasori found out...." Kisame started.
):Warning: spoilers:(
"HeFoundOutHe'sGoingToDieYeah!" Deidara rushed. Then he fell into my arms, crying. I patted his head. I looked in the corner. The 4 of them are sleeping. The rest of us put our heads down, thinking about Sasori.
"We should have a moment of silence." I whispered. They nodded. It was quiet until.....
"BBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPP!!!!!!" Akamaru burped ReAlLy loud. So loud that the ground was shaking. Then it went back to silence until.....
"AAAAHHHH! I LOVE YOU!!SASUKE-KUN!!! MORE!! FASTER!" Sakura screamed in her sleep. Eww. She's having a naughty dream. I can already imagine whats happening. Sasuke's usual smirk dropped and appeared a frown. He's face is soooo red right now.
"I know you want that, Sasuke." Kisame said with a smirk.
"No. Actually he wishes that was Hinata." Gaara said with his scary version of a smirk.
"um..." Sasuke said, glancing at me.
"That reminds me of a joke Zetsu told us." Itachi said. (A/n: who u don't know who Zetsu is...well he's the guy that looks like a Venus Flytrap. REALLY creepy looking...)
"Zetsu scares me. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Basically every Akatsuki member is scary. And has a feminine side." I said.
"Hehe. I know I'm scary. Really cool right?" Kisame asked.
"The only thing that is scary about you is your face because its SO ugly." I said.
"Oooooo" Gaara, Itachi, Sasuke, and Deidara said at the same time. Well Deidara added 'yeah' to it.
"You little..." He stopped when I lifted my foot. Kisame ducked behind Itachi. I heard him call Itachi 'mommy'.
"I. Thought. So. Anyway...look at your nails. Their painted purple. You can't even say thats not feminine." They didn't even try to disagree.
"Itachi. You don't look scary. Just serious and royally pissed off all the time." I heard a 'hmph'.
"Zetsu is freaky. Deidara you are cool. Except for your hand. Sasori looks ok. Definitely reminds me of Gaara."
"Tobi's face is hidden behind a orange swirl. Hidan looks like a Grim Reaper when he transforms. He's so obsessed with trying not to go against his religion. If he's so afraid of disobeying Jashin, he shouldn't be apart of Akatsuki." (A/n: Jashin is his religion and the god he worships.)
"The creepest member besides the leader is Kakuzu. The guy has 4 hearts and 4 animal masks sewn on his back." I said.
"Heyyy. You act like Akatsuki is full of psycho mad girly men." Kisame stated. I turned my head and started whistling.
"What. Eva. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Don't worry. You're the coolest." I said.
"Hehe. I know. I am. Yeah." He said.
"Hinata. That is so rude. You hurt Kisame's feelings." Gaara stated. He has a bored expression on.
"Oh. Well." I said.
"Let's get drunk already." Itachi said.
"Whatever." Gaara said.
"Nani!?" Sasuke yelled.
"Whats wrong little brother? Are you s-scared?" Itachi teased.
"No!" Sasuke yelled.
"Ok then. Follow us." Itachi said. Me, Gaara, and Sasuke followed the Akatsuki members to a purple room. It has a HUGE bar. So many different kinds of sake. Tsunade would be in alcholic heaven right now.
"Here's our awesome Akatsuki bar. Yeah." Deidara said. Eww. Sitting at a table is Hidan, Zetsu, Tobi, and the Unnamed member (A/n: seriously he's unnamed.)
"Hey. Where's the leader and Kakuzu." I whispered to Deidara.
"The leader doesn't want to see you guys. And Kakuzu is with Sasori." He said.
"Do you guys want to play a game?" Zetsu asked in a strange voice. It sounds like he's holding his nose.
"Wait. They need to get drunk first." Kisame said. What the hell? I bet they are up to something.
"Sasuke will have a Elmo. Hinata will Pina Colada. Gaara will a Easter Bunny." Itachi said.
"Ok." Zetsu said in his ' i'm holding my nose' voice. He got up and started preparing our drinks.
"Zetsu. I want a Yah Yah. Yeah." Deidara said.
"Eyes Wide Shut for me." Itachi said.
"I want a Fish House Punch." Kisame said. After a 5 minute wait....
"Mmm...isn't this good. Yeah." Deidara said happily.
"Uh...huh." Gaara said looking at Deidara suspiciously. They gave us 3 drinks each. Once we finished, it started.
No
"We're going to play Truth or Dare: Akatsuki Yeah." Tobi said. How can he even talk? I know Kakashi has mask and can talk ,but come on.
"We're not playing." Unnamed member said. He and Hidan started whispering with each other. How rude.
"So what level do you want to play?" Kisame asked.
"Huh?" I asked.
"There's Kindergarden, Pre-teen, Teen, Mature, Down and Dirty, and Akatsuki Chaos. We're not doing Kindergarden or Akatsuki Chaos." Itachi said.
"Why?" Sasuke asked.
"Because little brother, Akatsuki Chaos made Deidara bi."
"Yeah. Its true. Yeah." Deidara yeahed. Wow. I don't even want to know what happened.
"Mature." Gaara said.
"For now." I said.
"Ok. I'll start. Truth or Dare, little brother?" haha Sasuke has to start. I mean cough cough.
"Truth." He said.
"coughScaredycoughCatcough" I 'coughed'. I heard him 'hmph'.
"Oh yeah just to tell you Truth has 4 questions. We'll be nice at first." Itachi said.
"Question 1:If you had to chose which to make out with, who would it be? Naruto, Neji, me, Deidara, Rock Lee, Kiba, or Akamaru?" Itachi asked.
"the mutt. Akamaru." I laughed. I'm sure Sasuke and Akamaru can get comfortable quickly.
"Question 2:If Hinata asked you to, would you sleep with her?" Itachi asked. 1...2....3...Sasuke is blushing. How cute.
"Nani?" Sasuke asked.
"Want me to repeat?"
"No. and yes." Sasuke answered.
"huh?" We asked.
"no to repeat and yes to.....the question."
"Question 3: How many times have you peeked at Sharingan Kakashi's Make-Out Paradise book, and thought of Hinata?" Itachi asked. I watched as Sasuke started squirming.
"Once.....Twice.....maybe three times...I don't know...." Itachi gave him a look.
"ok. maybe more than 10 times." Sasuke said.
"Ooo. ok. Question 4: Did you think about having a................
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