Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Interview with Naruto characters #1: Anko ❯ The Interview (DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!) ( Chapter 1 )
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By: queenofrandomness 
Read the title. What happens when you put the characters of Naruto with crazy OCs? Well, let's find out. Anko's the first...
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.09.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 979 | Visits: 516 | Status: Completed
Read the title. What happens when you put the characters of Naruto with crazy OCs? Well, let's find out. Anko's the first...
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 09.09.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 979 | Visits: 516 | Status: Completed
Interview with AnkoBy: queenofrandomness
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A/N: Well, this is my interview. Um, it's the first thing I've ever written. If you want to make requests, go ahead. BTW: In here I am Hiomi and my friend (who help me write this) is Anna. I really am clueless at times. Please review. ^.^Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin. Not even the pocket lint in my pockets. It belongs to my parents.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~Hiomi: Hello everyone! Today, I am going to mur-, I mean interview Anko here. *points to Anko* Say hi to everyone Anko. ~Cause it'll be your last~ *grins evilly*Anko: Um, what was that Hiomi?Hiomi: Nothing, nothing! ~Soon little mortal, soon!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!Anko: *Backs away slowly* What are you 'laughing' about? ~Because it's starting to freak me out.~Hiomi: Oh, um... uh... LOOK! IT'S TOM CRUISE!!! *Points behind Anko*Anko: *Turns around* WHERE?!Hiomi: *Walks towards door* ~I'll get you next time!~Anko: Hey! Tom Cruise isn't here!Hiomi: *About to open the door.*Anna: *Comes bursting through the door.* WHERE'S HIOMI?!Anko: *Points behind the door.* Anna: Oh... Whoops! Anyway, WHY'D YOU PAINT MY DOG?!Hiomi: He was feelin' blue.Anko: HEY! Aren't you supposed to be interviewing ME?!Hiomi: I don't know. Was I? (A/N: Wow! Totally Clueless!! -_-)Anna: Aww! Why isn't Gaa-chan (Gaara) here?Hiomi: Didn't you read the sign? *Points to sign that appears from nowhere.* 'No Emo's Allowed!' Or Elmo for that matter!Anko:Why not Elmo! He's so cute!Anna: I KNOW!!A/A: *Start singing 'Elmo's World'*Hiomi: Are you guys on crack or something?A/A: *Look at each other* Maybe.Hiomi: *Sighs* How many times do I have to tell you people?! If you need some, come to me!Anna: OK! I'll have-.Anko: *Slaps Anna.* You idiots! We're on live TV!! Hiomi: We are? I mean, Of Course we are! Well folks, hope you enjoyed our totally pointless play!Audience Member: Why are you refering to drugs?! There are children here you know!Hiomi: There are? *Shrugs.*Audience Member: Of course there are! And you just inspired them!Hiomi: Did not!Audience Member: Did too! Hiomi: Did not! *Throws random chair at the Audience Member.*Audience Member: *Gets scared, and runs off, peeing in his pants.*Hiomi: *Dusting off her hands.* Well, that takes care of him!Anna: What do you mean?Hiomi: I Mean, he could've exposed us!Anko: And what do you mean by that?Hiomi: He could've gone to the cops!Anna: Well then, *Pulls out flamethrower* I guess I'll just have to 'take care' of you too! *Points flamethrower at Hiomi.*Hiomi: Whoa! What do you mean by that?Anna: You could tell the cops I attepted to buy drugs!Hiomi: Why would I do that?! If I told them about you, I would have to tell them about me too, right?Anna: Hmm. Good point. But can I still use the flamethrower on you though? Assistant: *Comes out of nowhere.* NO! No flamethrower allowed!Everybody Else: AWW SHUT IT SR. QUESO!Assisant: 'Sr. Queso'? Where'd that come from?Hiomi: *Shrugs* I don't know. It's the first thing that came to mind. Why? Do you not like it? *Sticks out tongue*Assistant: No! I DON'T like it!Hiomi: Fine! I'll call you Jeeves then.Assistant: JEEVES?!Hiomi: Yes Jeeves. Now go get me water.Assistant: I'm your assistant, not your servant!Hiomi: WATER!!!Anna: Me too!Anko: Me three!Assistant: FINE!!! *Stomps off mumbling to himself.*Anko: Now, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE INTERVIEWING ME?! NOT DOING TOTALLY RANDOM STUFF!Hiomi: *Sighs* Fine. Do have a hissy fit!Anko: I DON'T HAVE HISSY FITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anna: Anyway, Hiomi, *Switches to British accent.* I do believe you had a question for Anko.Hiomi: *Switches to British accent too.* Oh yes! Quite right! Quite right!Anko: Why are you guys talking funny?Hiomi: *Back to normal accent.* DO YOU WANT THE STUPID QUESTION OR NOT?!?!?!A/A: Now look who's having a hissy fit.Hiomi: I'M NOT-!~ Bell Starts Ringing ~Anna: What the hell is that?!~ A Lot Of People Come Rushing In ~Doctor: Ok, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way!Hiomi: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!Doctor: *Sighs.* That's what you said yesterday. Fine. Have it your way. *Snaps fingers.*~ Some Random Big Guy Comes And Holds HiomiDown ~Hiomi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Looks at the guy.* Oh. Hey Todd! Haven't seen you in a while.Todd: Yeah, I've been on vacation with my family. You know how it is.Doctor: Todd! What have I told you about conversing with the patients?!Todd: Sorry Doctor.Doctor: OK! Hiomi, time for you medicine.Hiomi: Never!!!!! *Somehow breaks away from Todd's grip.*Doctor: Get Her!!!!!Hiomi: *Runs into a closet, locking the door.*Anna: *Sighs.* HIOMI! GET OUT HERE AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE! NOW!Hiomi: *Crosses arms like a little child.* No.Anko: Let me try something. Hiomi, LOOK! It's Johnny Depp!Hiomi: *Busts out of the closet.* WHERE?!~ Doctors Rush In And Give HiomiHer Medication ~Hiomi: Hiomi feel sleepy. FLYING CHIPMUNKS! *Collapses.*Anna: Well, I guess that's the end of that interview!Anko: But, what about my question?Anna: *Sweatdrops* Actually... There never was question. It was fust to shut you up.Anko: WHAT?! *Picks up Anna's flamethrower.* I'LL BURN YOU TO BITS!!!!Assistant: *Comes bursting through the wall.* NO!A/A: SHUT UP, JEEVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Assistant: *Throws up hands.* Fine! Kill yourselves for all I care!Anna: *Runs out of the building.*Anko: *Runs after her.*Hiomi: Well, that's the REAL end of the interview. Ja ne! *Collapses again.*
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Th ere you have it! My very retarded interview. I think you'll find youruself agreeing with me. Well, please review, and thanks for reading! Ja Ne!
BTW: If I offended someone in this fic, I am very sorry.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A/N: Well, this is my interview. Um, it's the first thing I've ever written. If you want to make requests, go ahead. BTW: In here I am Hiomi and my friend (who help me write this) is Anna. I really am clueless at times. Please review. ^.^Disclaimer: I don't own nuthin. Not even the pocket lint in my pockets. It belongs to my parents.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~Hiomi: Hello everyone! Today, I am going to mur-, I mean interview Anko here. *points to Anko* Say hi to everyone Anko. ~Cause it'll be your last~ *grins evilly*Anko: Um, what was that Hiomi?Hiomi: Nothing, nothing! ~Soon little mortal, soon!~ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!Anko: *Backs away slowly* What are you 'laughing' about? ~Because it's starting to freak me out.~Hiomi: Oh, um... uh... LOOK! IT'S TOM CRUISE!!! *Points behind Anko*Anko: *Turns around* WHERE?!Hiomi: *Walks towards door* ~I'll get you next time!~Anko: Hey! Tom Cruise isn't here!Hiomi: *About to open the door.*Anna: *Comes bursting through the door.* WHERE'S HIOMI?!Anko: *Points behind the door.* Anna: Oh... Whoops! Anyway, WHY'D YOU PAINT MY DOG?!Hiomi: He was feelin' blue.Anko: HEY! Aren't you supposed to be interviewing ME?!Hiomi: I don't know. Was I? (A/N: Wow! Totally Clueless!! -_-)Anna: Aww! Why isn't Gaa-chan (Gaara) here?Hiomi: Didn't you read the sign? *Points to sign that appears from nowhere.* 'No Emo's Allowed!' Or Elmo for that matter!Anko:Why not Elmo! He's so cute!Anna: I KNOW!!A/A: *Start singing 'Elmo's World'*Hiomi: Are you guys on crack or something?A/A: *Look at each other* Maybe.Hiomi: *Sighs* How many times do I have to tell you people?! If you need some, come to me!Anna: OK! I'll have-.Anko: *Slaps Anna.* You idiots! We're on live TV!! Hiomi: We are? I mean, Of Course we are! Well folks, hope you enjoyed our totally pointless play!Audience Member: Why are you refering to drugs?! There are children here you know!Hiomi: There are? *Shrugs.*Audience Member: Of course there are! And you just inspired them!Hiomi: Did not!Audience Member: Did too! Hiomi: Did not! *Throws random chair at the Audience Member.*Audience Member: *Gets scared, and runs off, peeing in his pants.*Hiomi: *Dusting off her hands.* Well, that takes care of him!Anna: What do you mean?Hiomi: I Mean, he could've exposed us!Anko: And what do you mean by that?Hiomi: He could've gone to the cops!Anna: Well then, *Pulls out flamethrower* I guess I'll just have to 'take care' of you too! *Points flamethrower at Hiomi.*Hiomi: Whoa! What do you mean by that?Anna: You could tell the cops I attepted to buy drugs!Hiomi: Why would I do that?! If I told them about you, I would have to tell them about me too, right?Anna: Hmm. Good point. But can I still use the flamethrower on you though? Assistant: *Comes out of nowhere.* NO! No flamethrower allowed!Everybody Else: AWW SHUT IT SR. QUESO!Assisant: 'Sr. Queso'? Where'd that come from?Hiomi: *Shrugs* I don't know. It's the first thing that came to mind. Why? Do you not like it? *Sticks out tongue*Assistant: No! I DON'T like it!Hiomi: Fine! I'll call you Jeeves then.Assistant: JEEVES?!Hiomi: Yes Jeeves. Now go get me water.Assistant: I'm your assistant, not your servant!Hiomi: WATER!!!Anna: Me too!Anko: Me three!Assistant: FINE!!! *Stomps off mumbling to himself.*Anko: Now, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE INTERVIEWING ME?! NOT DOING TOTALLY RANDOM STUFF!Hiomi: *Sighs* Fine. Do have a hissy fit!Anko: I DON'T HAVE HISSY FITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Anna: Anyway, Hiomi, *Switches to British accent.* I do believe you had a question for Anko.Hiomi: *Switches to British accent too.* Oh yes! Quite right! Quite right!Anko: Why are you guys talking funny?Hiomi: *Back to normal accent.* DO YOU WANT THE STUPID QUESTION OR NOT?!?!?!A/A: Now look who's having a hissy fit.Hiomi: I'M NOT-!~ Bell Starts Ringing ~Anna: What the hell is that?!~ A Lot Of People Come Rushing In ~Doctor: Ok, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way!Hiomi: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!Doctor: *Sighs.* That's what you said yesterday. Fine. Have it your way. *Snaps fingers.*~ Some Random Big Guy Comes And Holds HiomiDown ~Hiomi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Looks at the guy.* Oh. Hey Todd! Haven't seen you in a while.Todd: Yeah, I've been on vacation with my family. You know how it is.Doctor: Todd! What have I told you about conversing with the patients?!Todd: Sorry Doctor.Doctor: OK! Hiomi, time for you medicine.Hiomi: Never!!!!! *Somehow breaks away from Todd's grip.*Doctor: Get Her!!!!!Hiomi: *Runs into a closet, locking the door.*Anna: *Sighs.* HIOMI! GET OUT HERE AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE! NOW!Hiomi: *Crosses arms like a little child.* No.Anko: Let me try something. Hiomi, LOOK! It's Johnny Depp!Hiomi: *Busts out of the closet.* WHERE?!~ Doctors Rush In And Give HiomiHer Medication ~Hiomi: Hiomi feel sleepy. FLYING CHIPMUNKS! *Collapses.*Anna: Well, I guess that's the end of that interview!Anko: But, what about my question?Anna: *Sweatdrops* Actually... There never was question. It was fust to shut you up.Anko: WHAT?! *Picks up Anna's flamethrower.* I'LL BURN YOU TO BITS!!!!Assistant: *Comes bursting through the wall.* NO!A/A: SHUT UP, JEEVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Assistant: *Throws up hands.* Fine! Kill yourselves for all I care!Anna: *Runs out of the building.*Anko: *Runs after her.*Hiomi: Well, that's the REAL end of the interview. Ja ne! *Collapses again.*
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Th ere you have it! My very retarded interview. I think you'll find youruself agreeing with me. Well, please review, and thanks for reading! Ja Ne!
BTW: If I offended someone in this fic, I am very sorry.