Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ It Started With Valentine's Day ❯ "Wide Load Forehead" ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I [dis]own Naruto and co. and I also [dis]own Valentine's day.

 

AN: Hi everyone. I know >.< it's been the longest time since I last posted something… Anyone remember why?? *slaps forehead* You probably don't. But long story shot, my lil' cutsie bro decided to delete all my documents and I was signed onto mm.org and so he deleted them from there. Now, I have a password for everything and I won't have that problem again. And I guess, I wanted to start out fresh, you know? With something that hasn't been done before. I've mostly been sticking to Inu/Kag fics and A/U's, but I think this turn will do me some good, you know? Take a break from the Inu/Kag pair.

 

Anyways; I've been getting into Naruto a lot lately and since Valentine's day just passed, hell, why not make a short fic for V-Day's sake, neh? I had a few ideas for InuYasha fics but most of them were in a moot. Yes, it's a word, “moot”. It means, debatable, arguable, doubtful, controversial, unresolved, disputable, unsettled, and unlikely. Thanks spell checker!

 

^_^ I hope you like it. I took a few days to get it sorted out.

 

 

~_~ If you've got Kakashi's mp3 theme somewhere on your computer, it would totally fit the starting situation. ~_~

 

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… It was Valentine's Day… yes, that's right. I said it, Valentine's Day…

 

Sasuke had just turned the corner where his school was on, and for a Valentine's Day, it was scorching with the heat waves radiating off the bright street. He saw a dark molten mirage that looked like water and watched as the poor birds dove into the street thinking that it could have been a their haven.

 

As he neared closer to the school, that was still 50 blocks away, the flock of birds unexpectedly burst back into sky haphazardly. Adjusting his backpack strap on his shoulder, he shook his head to rid the beads of sweat that had been forming from his forehead and to help keep his hair from sticking to the sides of his face.

 

The brilliant sun kept him squinting as he stared at the mirage of seemingly forever melting water. He noticed the waves getting larger in size and taller, too. But, shouldn't they be giving the allusion of getting smaller, yet the same, instead?

 

Shrilling screams filled his ears, then the building waves took more humanoid shapes and soon enough, he was surrounded.

 

“SASUKE!!!! BE MY VALENTINE!”

“NO BE MINE!”

“MOVE IT SLUT, SASUKE'S MINE!”

“GET REAL!”

“AHH!!!”

“OHH!!”

“SASUKE!!”

 

He was shoved with chocolates, flowers, cards, bows, and gifts. He was overwhelmed but recovered quickly and plastered on his trademark, cool exterior. One of them said, “OH MY GOD, even in this heat he can still look so cool!” Then Sasuke sent all of them a shining grin and watched as they fluttered there eyes and sighed dreamily.

 

Psh, fan girls…He thought making like Moses and walked, parting the mob like the Red Sea. Then, realizing that the God's gift to women just walked five feet ahead of them, the girls scrambled and shrieked. Sasuke dashed like a mad man for the rest of the 50 blocks and made it within the gates of school… where even more girls ambushed him.

 

They get trickier every year. He noted to himself intelligently.

 

Across the courtyard, a wide eyed, pink haired, Sasuke lover clutched the cardboard under her cake. She had lacily designed it just for said loved. She stood patiently, watching Naruto shoo away the fan girls that clouded themselves like gnats around a porch light. Even under the shade of the big oak tree, her cake wouldn't be able to stand the early summers' heat for long. Slowly, she began her trek across the way. She gulped and tried to keep her heart from dropping to the floor. Glancing at the cake to make sure it was still there, she frowned when the letters of `Be' started flowing towards the `T' and `I' in Valentine. But she couldn't turn back now, he was wondering why there was icing dripping all over his shoes.

 

The girl made an awkward and nervous like sound from deep in her throat that sounded like she couldn't really breathe. She noticed him step back.

 

“Hey,” Sasuke said offended, “Who said you could have your pudding drip all over my shoes?”

 

“I, um…” The girl couldn't speak. She looked at the neon orange clad lad with highlighter blonde hair and dark blue eyes for help. He shrugged back; so much for him…

 

“What are you, mute?”

 

Tears welled in her eyes and she looked down, painfully saddened. What would she say? She couldn't say anything; she was already too embarrassed and humiliated. Hardening her brow she fixed her now darker green eyes up at him. “This cake was for you, you jerk!” She yelled throwing the cake on him and watching him fall back on his butt. She huffed away, hot on her own heels. (A/n: go Sakura!)

 

The entire courtyard froze in their animatedly talking positions, their eyes switching between the flabbergasted Sasuke and the fuming back and propped up arms of Sakura.

 

Then, Naruto couldn't keep it in any longer, and burst into a fit of insane laughter, for a whole minute, before everyone else clutched their stomachs and wiped their tear streaked faces while pointing and throwing their heads back in a school-wide massive explosion.

 

… That girl would not see the last of this Uchiha… Sasuke swore as he walked to the gyms' showers on his path of ridicule.

 

 

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The tennis coach, oddly, but completely understood Sasuke's “pudding” problem and granted him the use of the showers.

 

That stupid, forehead-induced girl! He cursed incorrectly while scrubbing sticky frosting from his hair angrily.

 

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Being that his clothes were ruined, Sasuke had to wear is P.E uniform for the rest of Valentine's Day… fantastic for Sasuke…

 

The bell rang and he made it to his first class…. but late.

 

“Where is your excuse or pass.” His Japanese (language) teacher demanded.

 

“I came from the gym, I don't have a pass.” He replied, taking his seat. The teacher followed him with her eyes.

 

“You will bring one tomorrow.” She said and he `Hn-ed'.

 

Naruto sat behind Sasuke and laughed, “Yeah, if he doesn't get socked in the face again with a cake.” He snickered.

 

The whole class had been trying to hold it in since Sasuke first arrived. Their snickers erupted into full blown laughter.

 

This is the worst Valentine's Day in all of my history. That girl… will pay.

 

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AN:

Muah haha, I know, it was short. I promise the next chapter will be very lengthy. Thanks for reading, and PLEASE REVIEW. I feel like I'm being too descriptive, but I want to know what you, the beautiful readers, really think.

 

 

REVIEW! And flames are a definite mucho gusto.