Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ It Started With Valentine's Day ❯ Dude... Man... I Wish... ( Chapter 3 )

A/N: Thanks Lionspride,your review. -_-`

 

Don't worry, I can do that to her. She's a twit. My bestest twit ever! I will never trade such a twit for any other twit as long as I still have my twit. And I will. ;3

 

:/ I had a lot of trouble with this chapter… fyi.

 

 

Chapter 3: Dude… Man… I Wish…

 

 

The trio would always get in trouble. It could be a safe task of folding napkins, and they'd find someway to make the napkin heavier, support weaponry, carry bombs, and have it sliver plated for maximum protection.

 

They did that once too. Their culinary sensei didn't like it. Especially since the napkin-gone-hydro jet terrorized her and her cuisine speech.

 

Sasuke and his body guards (Shino and Kiba) walked along side him and played hackie-sack with a random paper ball they found abundant in the school hallway as they walked to Hatake-sama's office.

 

“What. A. Drag.” Shino said bitterly while power kicking the helpless, improvised hakie sack all the way down the long hallway.

 

Kiba laughed, “That's Shikamaru's line.”

 

“But he's not here, now is he.”

 

“On behalf of our man-ship code, I'm going to half to tell Shika you said that.”

 

Shino glared through is opaque sunglasses, “Man-ship code, huh? You sound gay.”

 

Sasuke raised his brow and stuffed his hands into his pant pockets leisurely, “You both sound gay.”

 

Not another word was said until they finally reached Hatake-sama's domain. Kiba was about to knock his knuckles against the closed door, but before it he could, it swung open abruptly.

 

Instead of expectantly seeing a bored Hatake-sama, the trio was encountered with someone much different.

 

“Little bro!” The older Sasuke greeted with surprise and utter glee as he manhandled Sasuke into a headlock giving the sucker a noogie.

 

“Itachi!” Sasuke shoved his big brothers' arms off from his head and shook to fix his hair. He stared at his brother. “What the hell are you doing here? This is my school.” Kiba and Shino stared in wonder how the two secluded themselves into the hallway and had their little sibling dispute. Neither of the two contributed anything but their eyes, for they both looked at each other then and mouthed, “They look so much a like.”

 

“Ah, but my little bro!” Itachi squealed, eager to have seen his very emotional adolescent that he had the pleasure of taking care of. “Kakashi asked me to swing by and have chat with him about some stuff. Dude, your principal is so rad.” He nodded his head high and low to prove his point.

 

“… You're high aren't you.”

 

At this, Itachi wailed again and head locked his little sucker (Sasuke) and gave him a tenderly rough shake on the head, effectively mussing up his hair all over again. “Ah, my little bro knows his bigger bro so well!” He laughed a booming laugh that echoed off the empty walls of the office area. Unfortunately for Sasuke, this was how his “respectful” older brother was, twenty-four-seven, minus a few serious moments. Itachi was well known with the older crowds, darker folks, and let's not forget the “mamacita's.”

 

Sasuke's nose was assaulted by a hefty sent of smoke, radiating from his brothers billabong t-shirt. “You fucking pot head! You saw my principal in this shape?” Sasuke's angry emotion swirled in his eyes and threatened to kill if Itachi said yes. The last thing Sasuke wanted to be was expelled for his mature, older brother and liable guardian, Itachi. Or worse than banishment, they would see exactly what kind of sentinel the famous Itachi was, and they could place the parent-less Sasuke with someone of more responsibility. Itachi was the only family Sasuke had left. He didn't want to risk losing what only family he had because of a stupid mistake.

 

Sasuke's brother grinned, “Bro, Kakashi's the dude who lent me his stash!” If Itachi said `tubular' after that, no one would suffer from any form of shock.

 

At this, Kiba and Shino stared at them with mouths wide open. Then there came a knocking on the door. All heads turned towards the office door.

 

Kakashi stood, on all fours, sniffing the floor. Steadily, his red, glazed eyes met that of everyone else's. He plopped on his skinny butt in the door way.

 

Itachi was the obvious first one to recover by saying, “KAKASHI!!!” He said dramatically grinning and helped his new friend up. “What is, my friend!”

 

Kakashi grinned back, “Dude, I found this awesome bandana under my desk and I totally had to wear it.” He nodded and pointed to the blackness of the new cloth.

 

“That. Is. Epic.”

 

“Totally, and what's even more epic…” Kakashi bent in closer, “…is that I could smell you guys outside my door, spinning, on my globe sphere.”

 

There was an awkward cough in the crowd.

 

Both stoners looked and saw different things.

 

Kakashi saw: Flurrying colors plus two impressionable youngsters and a fuming Uchiha.

 

Itachi saw: Spinning colors plus two impressionable youngsters and a fuming Uchiha.

 

Shino and Kiba looked at each other giddily, “If they can do it so can we!” They rode their happy-go-lucky news down the halls at wicked speeds that left a smoke trail.

 

Sasuke stared at Kakashi.

 

Kakashi noticed, “I know.” He said sounding like a child and pouted. “I have to do things now.” He crossed his arms like a spoiled kid that couldn't get his way.

 

“Not just do things,” Sasuke reminded, “But stop things, too.”

 

Itachi gave is brother an unsuspecting, spine crunching, foot lifting, hug of `love'. “I wish you were my brother, man.”

 

What the fuck kind of Valentine's Day is this?!

 

 

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… aaannnddd I'm uber sorry for the long delay, I know I suck all.

 

Thank for everyone who stuck around. I'm sure I don't have many now. ^_^'''

 

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