Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Itachi's Plans From A to Z ❯ Plan B- Get an HIV test and then take Naruto ( Chapter 2 )
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By: yumemiko 
Itachi goes deperate to save his looks, but will need to have an HIV test first... and kidnap Naruto.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.04.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 776 | Visits: 465 | Status: Completed
Itachi goes deperate to save his looks, but will need to have an HIV test first... and kidnap Naruto.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 04.04.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 776 | Visits: 465 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me, but the HIV test results are mine.
Itachi: * Dreaming about naked boys on a very dirty T.V show*
Kisame: * Wakes up and sees his blood on the floor* 0______0 * Looks in mirror * I... look... pale... blue...
Itachi: * Wakes up and sees LOTS of blood on the floor* O____________________________O * Looks at mirror* I... look... like...a...ghost...
Kisame: NOW THE FANGIRLS WILL NEVER LIKE ME FOR SURE!!!!! *Cries *
Itachi: NOW THE FANGIRLS WILL LOVE SASUKE MORE THAN ME!!!!!! * Cries hysterically*
Kisame: At least we'll always be together... * Hugs Itachi*
Itachi: O_o
Kisame: Jeez... jerk...
Itachi: There is a way we could return to our normal selves.
Kisame: !_! Really? How?
Itachi: The blood is still wet!!! Rip the carpet apart and lets squeeze the remaining blood into a bucket! ^_^
Kisame: You're desperate aren't you?
Itachi: IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF MY FANGIRLS!!! BE UNDERSTANDING WILL YOU?!
Kisame: Umm... okay... O_o
Itachi: * Rips carpet apart and grabs a random bucket*
Kisame: * Squeezing blood into bucket*
Itachi: WE DID IT!!!! NOW, I SHALL DRINK ALL THIS BLOOD!!!!
Kisame: What about me?
Itachi: There is only enough for one of us. I am more worthy so I should drink it.
Kisame: Just drinking the blood won't help. I donated blood to someone before.
Itachi: Hopefully, they didn't turn into a shark. ^_^
Kisame: -____- As I was saying, drinking blood won't help (unlesss you think you are a vampire), because the only way is to use some sort of tool.
Itachi: Like what?
Kisame: I don't know.
Itachi: Then what you just said back there was meaningless.
Kisame: Yep.
Itachi: Whatever. * Preparing to drink blood*
Kisame: WAIT!!! WHAT IF ONE OF US HAS HIV?!
Itachi: I don't have HIV, do I look sick to you?
Kisame: When someone has HIV, they don't experience symptons for years! Not to mention, they look like their normal selves.
Itachi: So you're saying I should go through the whole painful process of having an HIV test. -_-
Kisame: Yeah, and so will I.
Itachi: What about Naruto?
Kisame: Yeah, he'll get an HIV test, too.
Itachi: He's too young.
Kisame: Anyone- especially kids- can get HIV.
Itachi: That's scary... so my brother might have it, too.
Kisame: Since when did you care about your brother?
Itachi: Uh... never mind... now help me carry this idiot to the hospital... we'll get my HIV test and determine whether I could drink the blood or not...
Kisame: Okay.
Itachi: * Tries carrying Naruto*
Kisame: He's... too... heavy...
Naruto: *Wakes up again and sees the horrifying T.V program and faints again* X___X
Itachi: Is it that bad? I'm over the shock already.
Kisame: You should have heard about the Itachi and Kisame special.
Itachi: 0_0 Let's not talk about this anymore.
Kisame: You're right.
*Door opens*
Sasuke: What they hell are you two doing?
Itachi: Umm... hi... do you mind helping us carry this morn to the hospital? We are all going to get an HIV test.
Sasuke: I guess that explains the bucket of blood on the floor.
Itachi: Why must you always know this stuff?
Sasuke: Ask the author that.
Miko: Yeah, what he said.
Itachi: ?_?
Kisame: This is the weirdest day of my life.
Miko: Sasuke, get out, you're ruining the fun.
Sasuke: You're the one ruining everything because no one knows you.
Miko: Say... that... again...
Sasuke: You're the one ruining everything because no one knows you.
Miko: *Kicks Sasuke out the window to the lady's locker room in a random YMCA*
Women: 0_0
Sasuke: Uh... oh...
Women: WE LOVE YOU SASUKE!!! COME GIVE US A HUG!!!! *Pounce*
Sasuke: *Girly scream*
Miko: Well, that's the end of Sasuke. ^_^ Oh, and I have your HIV tests. You should look at them.
Itachi and Kisame: *Looking at HIV tests* WHAT THE-
Itachi: * Dreaming about naked boys on a very dirty T.V show*
Kisame: * Wakes up and sees his blood on the floor* 0______0 * Looks in mirror * I... look... pale... blue...
Itachi: * Wakes up and sees LOTS of blood on the floor* O____________________________O * Looks at mirror* I... look... like...a...ghost...
Kisame: NOW THE FANGIRLS WILL NEVER LIKE ME FOR SURE!!!!! *Cries *
Itachi: NOW THE FANGIRLS WILL LOVE SASUKE MORE THAN ME!!!!!! * Cries hysterically*
Kisame: At least we'll always be together... * Hugs Itachi*
Itachi: O_o
Kisame: Jeez... jerk...
Itachi: There is a way we could return to our normal selves.
Kisame: !_! Really? How?
Itachi: The blood is still wet!!! Rip the carpet apart and lets squeeze the remaining blood into a bucket! ^_^
Kisame: You're desperate aren't you?
Itachi: IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF MY FANGIRLS!!! BE UNDERSTANDING WILL YOU?!
Kisame: Umm... okay... O_o
Itachi: * Rips carpet apart and grabs a random bucket*
Kisame: * Squeezing blood into bucket*
Itachi: WE DID IT!!!! NOW, I SHALL DRINK ALL THIS BLOOD!!!!
Kisame: What about me?
Itachi: There is only enough for one of us. I am more worthy so I should drink it.
Kisame: Just drinking the blood won't help. I donated blood to someone before.
Itachi: Hopefully, they didn't turn into a shark. ^_^
Kisame: -____- As I was saying, drinking blood won't help (unlesss you think you are a vampire), because the only way is to use some sort of tool.
Itachi: Like what?
Kisame: I don't know.
Itachi: Then what you just said back there was meaningless.
Kisame: Yep.
Itachi: Whatever. * Preparing to drink blood*
Kisame: WAIT!!! WHAT IF ONE OF US HAS HIV?!
Itachi: I don't have HIV, do I look sick to you?
Kisame: When someone has HIV, they don't experience symptons for years! Not to mention, they look like their normal selves.
Itachi: So you're saying I should go through the whole painful process of having an HIV test. -_-
Kisame: Yeah, and so will I.
Itachi: What about Naruto?
Kisame: Yeah, he'll get an HIV test, too.
Itachi: He's too young.
Kisame: Anyone- especially kids- can get HIV.
Itachi: That's scary... so my brother might have it, too.
Kisame: Since when did you care about your brother?
Itachi: Uh... never mind... now help me carry this idiot to the hospital... we'll get my HIV test and determine whether I could drink the blood or not...
Kisame: Okay.
Itachi: * Tries carrying Naruto*
Kisame: He's... too... heavy...
Naruto: *Wakes up again and sees the horrifying T.V program and faints again* X___X
Itachi: Is it that bad? I'm over the shock already.
Kisame: You should have heard about the Itachi and Kisame special.
Itachi: 0_0 Let's not talk about this anymore.
Kisame: You're right.
*Door opens*
Sasuke: What they hell are you two doing?
Itachi: Umm... hi... do you mind helping us carry this morn to the hospital? We are all going to get an HIV test.
Sasuke: I guess that explains the bucket of blood on the floor.
Itachi: Why must you always know this stuff?
Sasuke: Ask the author that.
Miko: Yeah, what he said.
Itachi: ?_?
Kisame: This is the weirdest day of my life.
Miko: Sasuke, get out, you're ruining the fun.
Sasuke: You're the one ruining everything because no one knows you.
Miko: Say... that... again...
Sasuke: You're the one ruining everything because no one knows you.
Miko: *Kicks Sasuke out the window to the lady's locker room in a random YMCA*
Women: 0_0
Sasuke: Uh... oh...
Women: WE LOVE YOU SASUKE!!! COME GIVE US A HUG!!!! *Pounce*
Sasuke: *Girly scream*
Miko: Well, that's the end of Sasuke. ^_^ Oh, and I have your HIV tests. You should look at them.
Itachi and Kisame: *Looking at HIV tests* WHAT THE-