Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just a waste of time... ❯ Just a waste of time... ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

JUST A WASTE OF TIME

Disclaimer: I do not own the anime naruto or any of the characters in it.

Author's note: this fanfic is a really a waste of time. I know that it is not really great because I am only new in writing fanfics and this is my first attemp to write a Naruto fiction that's why im apologizing if the characters are very OOC. This is different from the real story in the anime. Here they are not ninjas. Well.. I am warning you that this fic is a no,no…

Okay on with the fic…

Chapter one: dates

SCHOOL

It is now the first day of classes. A girl with a pink hair that looks like cherry blossoms that is blowing like the wind while she's running fast in the corridors of their school. She has green emerald eyes, pale skin and only an average girl. She is simple. She wears their school uniform, a white blouse with a necktie that is color red, a skirt that is color red also and a 3 inch high heeled black shoes.

Sakura: “gosh!!!!!!! I am late”(catching her breath)

Kakashi: and why miss pinkie?????????

Sakura: sorry (she said sadly)

Kakashi: ok just sit down And now let us start our lesson but before it I am going to introduce to you our new student a genius prince Uchiha Sasuke

Sasuke: hi !

Kakashi: now you may sit beside our princess >your majesty<

Sasuke: ok

And sasuke sit beside sakura (the princess) sakura give sasuke a sweet smile but sasuke ignored her

Sakura: ???????

Sasuke: hmmp……….

Kakashi: is there any problem ms. Haruno Sakura ??

After 2 days…..

Kakashi: we have a talent contest!!!!!!

Boys: yippee !!!!

Kakashi: only for girls

Boys: aww!!!

Kakashi: but don't worry boys you'll be the judges

And the girls prepared they wore gown exept sakura …

Ino: hey sakura why are u like that ???

Sakura: why is there something wrong w/ me

Ino; why don't fix your self…

Ino dance and sakura just play a guitar and sing love moves in mysterious ways

Love moves in mysterious ways

It's always so surprising

How love appears over the horizon

I love you for the rest of my days

But still it's a mystery of how you ever came to me

Which only proved love moves in mysterious ways …..

Sasuke: bravo sakura!!!!! Bravo bravo !!!! (claps)

Sakura: thank you !!!!

Ino: that's great sakura

Sakura: thanks !!!

Sasuke: I like her I think she should win ( whispering to the other judge , rock lee )

Rock lee: ya' your right

Sasuke: and she's beautiful ,she has a tantalizing eyes , cute lips

Rock lee: the only thing that I fond wrong in her is she has a long forehead

Sasuke: no, you are wrong it's not long it's big

Rock lee: long

Sasuke: big ok that's enough

Gaara: it's not enough!!!!!!!!! Its W-I-D-E!!!!!!!!

Emcee: and our winner is Haruno Sakura

Rock lee: we are both right

Gaara: is this a biggest forehead contest????

Rocklee: no!!!! it's the the longest!!!!!

Few min. ago

Sasuke & rock lee: can I take you 4 a dinner

Sakura: why don't the 3 of us go there 2gether so …. Who's treat?

Sasuke & rock lee: mine of course my dear

Rock lee: mine

Sasuke: mine

Rock lee: mine

Sasuke: mine

Rock lee: mine

Sasuke: mine

Rock lee: mine

Sasuke: mine

Rock lee: mine

Sasuke: mine

Rock lee: mine

Sasuke: mine

Sakura: alright mine!

Sasuke & rock lee: ok

Gaara: ahemmm! Excuse me… can I have you're forehead??? Pls… mine!mine!mine! the forehead is only MINE!!!!! â˜º

Sakura: in only one condition… you'll not use “SAPAK-SOSO” or “SAPAK-YOU” echiee in me.

Gaara: OKIEE-DOKIEE…

Author: sorry if I am insulting sakura that much… I already warned you that this fic is only a waste of time…^_^

DINNER DATE

Gaara: Tell me!!!!!!!!!!!tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell me!!!!!!!!!!!tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!tell me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the size of you're forehead!!!

Sasuke: Oh My God! Can you pls. Stop that forehead thing!!!!

We can talk about “EYEBROWS!!!!”

Rock Lee: OUCH!!!!! And excuse me Gaara… you're not invited in this date thing so why are you here???

Gaara: so what???!! I want that thing! [points her index finger to Sakura]

Sakura: WHAT!!! You want me!!! My precious, beautiful and sexy body!!! I cannot allow you for doing that!!!

Gaara: EEW!! I don't want you're body! Only you're forehead!!! [suddenly whispers to Sakura] what is you're secret that you have that big, long and wide forehead???

Sakura: can you please SHUT UP!!!!!

Sasuke: I said stop that forehead thing!!! Change the conversation to EYEBROW!!!!!

Gaara: It's not fair!!!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY!!!

Sakura: yeah! And the one who can only relate on this subject is…

Suddenly the three look at Rock lee…

Rock lee: ahemmm… can we start to get the menu and our orders.

And their dinner date lasted until 4am…

Sakura: I think we all have to go straight to our homes because it is really late now…

Gaara: actually it's too early for breakfast..

Sasuke and rock lee: ha ha! Very funny!

Sakura: hey! But we can go jogging! [Sasuke and Rock lee sweatdrop]

SATURDAY AFTERNOON

SAKURA'S HOUSE/ROOM

Sakura: Holy crap! I am so tired…

Sakura's mom: and why??? You only sat there!

Sakura: are you crazy mom! Who can sit that longer! It's 10 hrs. straight!

Sakura's mom: you're the one who's crazy… why don't you told you're friends that it's already late and you have to go home!

Sakura: they are not listening to me! They keep telling FOREHEAD! FOREHEAD! FOREHEAD echiee things!!! Specially Gaara! And Sasuke keeps changing the subject to EYEBROWS! EYEBROWS! EYEBROWS echiee things!

Suddenly the phone rings and Sakura answered it.

Sakura: hello! Haruno residence!

Naruto: hello Sakura! Can I invite you to a dinner date??? Pls….

Sakura: oh… I am very sorry but I am so tired and I have many thing to do and to deal with…

Naruto: is that so… maybe next time. Sayonnara!

Sakura: ok! Sayonnara!

Sakura's mom: and who's that??? Another admirer???

Sakura: mom!

Sakura's mom: alright young lady. You go to the grocery store because there is no food and instant ramen left.

Sakura: ok! Do I have a choice…..???

Then Sakura changed from her pajamas to a simple white shirt with pink spaghetti strap outside and a white skirt. Then she says goodbye to her mom and headed to the grocery store. After buying foods from the grocery she headed straight to their house. While on her way she accidentally bump on someone that is running so fast.

Sakura: OUCH! You better watch where you're goin'!

Neji: oh my! I am so sorry princess!!!

Sakura: hey Neji! What'z up?!! And don't call me princess… you sounds like our stupid sensei Kakashi!!!

Neji: alright my majesty!

Sakura: NEJI!!!

Neji: sorry!sorry!

Sakura: by the way. Why are you on a hurry?!!

Neji: I am goin' to join the contest of the most weirdest eyes on the world!!!

Sakura: really!!! Is there the widest forehead contest!

Neji: sorry!!! But none! But there is a contest for the weirdest eyebrow.

Sakura: I think you're informing the wrong person.

Neji: hehehe! But you're eyebrow is also weird. `coz it's also color pink.

Sakura: haha! Very funny!

Neji: I am wondering if the color of the hair in you're underarm is also…

Sakura: SHUT UP!!! WILL YOU??! LAST NIGHT MY FOREHEAD!!! NOW THE HAIR IN MY UNDERARM!!!!! WHAT WILL BE THE NEXT!!!!!!!

Neji: alright!alright! calm down! I'm sorry!

Sakura: you should be!

Neji: well… better get goin'!!! ja ne!

Sakura: Sayonnara!

SASUKE'S HOUSE

Sasuke's mom: why are you late??

Sasuke: mom just shut up!!!

Sasuke's mom: HOW DARE YOU!!!!! I've done everything for you!!!!! I cooked food for you! Washes your clothes!….

Sasuke: blah!blah!blah! I'm just gonna go for a little walk!

Sasuke's mom: what!!! Wait!!! I'm talking to you!!! Young man!!! Come back here!!!

Unfortunately Sasuke didn't heard his mom's call… while walking he saw Sakura.

Sasuke: hello princess!!!

Sakura: oh it's you Sasuke! And please don't call me princess `coz I am not.

Sasuke: ok! If that's what you want. But would you mind if I'll call you Sakura-chan???

Sakura: of course it is… after all were friends…

Sasuke: you don't mind if I invite you to eat lunch, would you???

Sakura: of course not!

Sasuke: don't worry it's my treat… hey let me take those stuffs…

Sakura: thanks.

Then Sasuke brought Sakura to a fancy restaurant.

Sakura: isn't this too much. I know the meals here are expensive.

Sasuke: don't worry `coz it's worth it.

Sakura: ???

While the two were eating someone saw them.

Hinata: hey Naruto! Is that Sakura and Sasuke having a lunch date together!!!

Naruto: what?! Where???!!!

Hinata: are they an item now! But it's really fast! Sasuke is only a new student and I thought that you and Sakura is having now an understanding.

Naruto: ….

Hinata: and you know it looks like that the two are having fun…

Naruto: ….

Hinata: and I think they also look like a cute couple…

Naruto: …. [thoughts] but Sakura told me that she's tired and she has so many things to deal with. What is she doing with that new guy Sasuke!!!!!!

Hinata: hey Naruto are you ok???

Naruto: ???

Hinata: earth calling Naruto!!!

Naruto: huh?!!! Oh!!! I'm sorry Hinata. Let's go now… where do you want to go…

Hinata: there!!! Let's go!

Naruto: [thoughts] I'm gonna ask Sakura about this…

Back to Sasuke and Sakura…

They already finished they're lunch and they are heading back home.

Sakura's house

Sakura: thank you for the nice lunch Sasuke-kun…

Sasuke: it's nothing Sakura-chan… see yah tomorrow!!! Sayonnara!

Sakura: Ja ne!

Then Sakura enters their house…

Sakura: tadaima!!!

Sakura's mom: young lady you're back!!!

Then suddenly the phone rings…

Sakura: hello! Haruno residence!

Naruto: hi Sakura! It's Naruto!!

Sakura: oh it's you Naruto!

Naruto: did yah make-up you're mind now… can you come with a dinner date with me???

Sakura: ah…

Sakura's mom: ah… Sakura… after we eat lunch do the laundry and clean the house… ok?

Sakura: yes mom!!!

Sakura: I'm sorry Naruto but I cannot go `coz I have so many things to do…

Naruto: but you can go with the new guy huh??!!!

Sakura: ??? HUH??? Who's new guy…

Naruto: the Uchiha one!

Sakura: ah! Sasuke-kun!!!

Naruto: and now your calling him Sasuke-kun!!! But you'd never call your best friend Naruto-kun!!!

Sakura's mom: sakura!!! Stop that now and eat lunch!! You have many thing to do…

Sakura: ??? yes mom!! I'll call you again later!!! Bye!!!

Sakura: mom! I've already ate lunch…

Again the phone rings…

Sakura: Naruto!!!!!! I TOLD YOU I'M GONNA CALL YOU AGAIN LATER!!!! SAYO----

Gaara: HI PRINCESS WIDE FOREHEAD!!!!!! IT'S ME THE CUTEST GAARA!!!!!!

Sakura: EEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and don't ever call me PRINCESS FOREHEAD!!!!! You BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: I'm sorry!!!!! I just want to invite you----

Sakura: sorry but I have so many things to do…

Gaara: but-----

Sakura: and I have to find a job to earn money!!!

Gaara: it's abou-----

Sakura: or my mom will kill me!!!!

Gaara: but---

Sakura: and---

Gaara: IT'S A SINGING CONTEST!!!!! AND WHO EVER WINS WILL HAVE A PRICE!!!! A MONEY!!!! DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME????!!!! OR NOT!!!!! IF NO -----

Sakura: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ALREADY!!!!!!

Gaara: COZ YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakura: DON'T SHOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: ok! So do you wanna go???!!

Sakura: of course!

Gaara: let's meet at the mall!!!

Sakura: ok! I'll be there at 5:00 pm…

Gaara: perfect! The contest will start at 6:00…

Sakura: bye! [hangs the phone]

Gaara: at last!!! I can…………

To be continued….