Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Just The Normal Day ❯ Day 2 ( Chapter 6 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Me: okay YES I know its been well...a year next month. -shudder- I am such a bad authoress.
Naru Gang: Agreed!
Me: ouch... really, I didn't mean to! This was just my first year in high school and I put all my stories on hold and still I BARELY passed! Its bull I tell ya, the teachers has it in for me!
Shika: troublesome.
Me: I know. Disgusting lil things aren't they? But really, I had this started ever since I posted the last chapter...almost a year ago. Frick I hate saying that! But yeah, I think it was the beginning that had me pegged but I'm full up and running now and brimming to the top with ideas! So don't fret, I will be updating at least 3 more times this summer...and more if I don't wanna lose the audience!
Audience: (only one fat guy) Whoo! Hoo!
Me:...double frick. Anyways, on with the chapter!
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Eyelids twitched in the early morning sun as breath quickened slightly, physical signs of someone wakening. Bright blue eyes hazy with sleep opened lazily, the body still in its hibernation state. Pink lips parted as the man let out a deep yawn, causing the warmth beside him to shift. Looking down, still in a warm sleep filled dazed, he glanced upon the sleeping form of his lover. Plump lips parted into a toothy grin, a clawed hand combing through soft brown hair. The figure shifted, a low moan slipping through the layers of the silky red duvet. Red-rimmed-blue watched through lidded eyes as his fingers gently scratched the scalp, drawing painless lines down the curve of the pale back. The body mewled, arching against the fingers. A pink tongue darted out; moistening dark lips as the male smirked, applying more pressure to his ministrations. The brown haired boy gasped, rolling onto his back as if to stop the blissful torment. The blonde man smirked, instantly bending down, his pink tongue lapping lazily at the abused neck. Marks from last night's activities still shone brightly against the alabaster skin making the blonde smirk in satisfaction.
“Naru…” The warm breath tickled the blonde's ear sending goose bumps down his spine. Blue eyes flickered red for a moment as the blonde looked up, still met with the sleeping face of his lover. Bruised lips from last night were parted, sucking in light breaths of air. A predatory look came over the blonde's features. Even in sleep, his Shikamaru knew whom he belonged to.
“Shika-kun…” Shivers of delight ran through the sleeping boy, his toes unconsciously curling in anticipation. Growls of approval echoed in Naruto's chest as he nibbled at the brunet's collarbone. Tiny whimpers of lust egged the blonde on, urging him to do more. Large tan hands abused the smaller body beneath him, caressing the boy through the silk. Pale legs covered by the blanket spread wide, welcoming the roaming hands further down. The light touches became more forceful, earning a breathless moan from the brunet. And yet he did not stir. A wicked grin settled on Naruto's lips at the sight before him. Why not see how far he can push his lil Shika before he wakes up? Moving his hands lower, he grasped the male through the sheets, stroking the growing member quickly. Shikamaru's breathing hitched, head tossing from side to side. Hips lifted off the bed and when he did…the hands pulled away. The sleeping male grunted at the loss, panting harshly. Quickly, the sinful hands attacked him again, jerking him roughly though the now sticky sheets. The ministrations continued on and off until the sleeping nin was near tears. Loud whimpers of want and need filled the room, proving the prolonged pleasure, only adding to the blonde's lust-fueled enjoyment. After pausing once more, the blonde started again, pumping harder and faster than before, licking the head through the soaked silk sheets. And just as he was about to cum, toes curled and ready, the scream caught in his throat, Naruto stopped. He fucking stopped! Brown eyes flew open from the sudden halt, wide and brimming with tears. Looking down he was met with the hungry red-rimmed blue that -after last night- had come to yearn for.
“Please…” A tear slid down the brunet's cheek making a dark smile appear on the blonde's lips.
“Please what my lil Shika?” The long pink tongue swept out, licking the engorged shaft once more. His head cocked to the side, eyes trained on his lovers. “Please keep this up?” Shikamaru bit his lips, another tear sliding down his cheek. The blonde moved up closer to him, dragging his rigid cock up the silk covered form of his lover. His face was close. Too close for the brunet yet not close enough. Why won't he just kiss him already? “Please fuck you like I did last night? Would you like that?” A breathless moan was his answer, an eager nod following causing their lips to brush. “Hmmm maybe I should just leave you here? Panting, wanting, and yearning for more with only your thoughts of my giant cock sliding in and out of you at an inhuman speed to somehow quell your unfulfilled desires?” Another tear fell, this time being lapped up by the blonde greedily. Tan hips ground down onto the smaller boy's and he let out a silent scream. Instantly Naruto's tongue was in his mouth, their teeth clashing together almost painfully. Pale hands ruthlessly entangled themselves into blonde locks, yanking hard. They separated for only a second and that was all Shikamaru needed.
“Rape me.” Lips parted into an evil smile, canines lengthening into sharp fangs.
“You can't rape the willing Shika.” But the brunet didn't hear. In an instant the blanket was kicked off to the floor with the brunet bare to the world. There was no preparation, no warning. In one quick motion, Shikamaru's knees were pressed onto the bed on either side of his head with the blonde sheathed in him. There was no pain, only pleasure as the blonde struck his prostate again and again as he thrust into him. Blue eyes flooded red as he pounded into the tight heat, a deep growl leaving his lips. More tears fell from brown eyes as his face contorted into pleasure, incoherent babbles leaving his lips. Yet they went unnoticed by both as the pleasure mounted, the two sinking deeper and deeper in the sea of pleasure. The heat coiling in their stomachs twisted painfully tight making the brunet scream. He came hard on the blonde, throat raw and aching. With a few more thrusts the demonic boy followed, filling the other to the brim. Shikamaru panted hard, eyes staring wide and unseeing at the ceiling. Slowing, his legs were placed back on the bed and blue filled his vision. Their lips met in a brief kiss, the brunet's eyes closing in exhaustion.
“That...That was...holy fuck.” An amused chuckle left the blonde as he played with brown hair.
“Well I wouldn't say it was holy but thanks for the compliment.” Brown eyes stayed closed but a smirk lit his face.
“Imma go jump in the shower. Care to join me?” blonde eyebrows waggled seductively and without even looking the boy laughed.
“My ass is in enough pain thank you very much. Go ahead; I'm just going to lay here for awhile.” A small frown lit the blonde's lips and he leaned down, kissing the boy gently. The brunet moaned, kissing back just as softly, loving the contradictory tenderness to the harshness a moment ago.
“Okay, but be down soon. If not, Imma come hunt you down, alright?” The worry was evident and Shikamaru smiled. Glancing up though half lidded eyes he nodded.
“I'm fine. You can't expect me to be jumping around after my first night. Troublesome.” That hit the blonde. Hard. Blue eyes wide and mouth agape, he stared at the resting male. And stared. And stared. And effin twitched. His first night? As in, first time?! Holy damn!!! I mean, he knew Shikamaru was no virgin by any means...in the straight department. And obviously he knew the guy was gay from their previous hot springs fun. But he gave him his virginity. He willingly gave Naruto his virginity. Him, the monster! The blonde was...amazed. Touched. Leaning down, Naruto placed his forehead on the brunet's. The two watched each other, small smiles on their faces until...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Ahh yes, the magical sound of Naruto's stomach. It always has perfect timing. The blonde blushed and Shikamaru burst out laughing. “Go, go. Before you're stomach consumes us all!” smiling brightly, Naruto nodded, kissing the other before grabbing his shower stuff and racing to the door. And pausing. Well he couldn't very well walk out in the hall in nothing but cum... Cracking open the door, he glanced down the hall to see...nothing. Yes! Rushing out the door and into the open bathroom! Turning on the shower, he let it warm and looked at himself in the mirror. Only to panic. His markings! His normally bright blue eyes now seemed even brighter lined with the blood red color of Kyuubi's eyes. His markings, usually paper thin, were now wide and jagged, just like they were when he transformed. Fangs stuck out from closed lips, glinting in the florescent light of the bathroom. Besides that, his hair looked like he had been through a tornado, hurricane and a cyclone giving him the sexy bed head look. All in all, he looked hott. But not good! How the hell was he supposed to explain this to the other house patrons? Not even mentioning the rather large bite marks and hickies placed all over his body by his current lover!
“Fuck `em all. Then there won't be any need for an explanation.” He could literally feel the fox's chuckling vibrate through his body. Dumb fox. What does he know?
`I fuck no one, not yet...is my reflection dissipating?!?' His reflection was in fact dissipating. Actually it was being covered up. By...steam? `Holy hell the shower!' Quickly jumping his naked self in, he instantly relaxed under the near scalding water. A content sigh left his lips and he just let himself let go. So many things were going to happen in this house- he could feel it. Hell, Shika and him had already broken in his bed! Which was, to put it simply: amazing! Unconsciously he began his normal shower ritual, as if on autopilot. It was silent and then:
“So what now kit? You obviously care about the Nara boy. Are you going to tell him...?” The blonde froze, expecting the question but not ready for it. He slipped a little, sliding against the wall. He watched as the proof from their previous activities mingled with the shampoo before slipping down the drain. It was...odd.
`Don't...don't question me about it Kyuu. I just don't know. I care for him, you know I do. Hell I wouldn't have done THAT without caring about him but...' The blond sighed, slipping down the wall to sit on the freezing tile floor. This was supposed to be a happy morning.
`You're afraid.' Damn right he was! He had every right to be! Combing a hand through his wet and now washed hair he silently banged his head on the wall behind him
“We'll cross that bridge when we get there Kyuu.” It was a simple whisper, followed by a small rub to his stomach where the seal was shining brightly.
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“I am gorgeous, I have fame, love is when you say my name. Love to party, I am naughty, prettier than evvvvverybody.” The voice dropped low. “I got muscles, I'm a star, jealousy can kiss my butt. I'm so fly I'll make you cry. Cross my heart and hope to di—” Oh...mi...Damn! Blue eyes widened, tan body froze, mouth still open to finish the verse and...the 5 people watching him twitched in shock. Slowly, the blonde haired boy removed his ear buds, allowing the ending scream of the song to echo in the dead silent kitchen. The normally 3 stoic boys couldn't even breathe. And then...it was broken.
“HAHAHA! D-dude! Wha...what the hell was that!?” Kiba couldn't stop laughing! The dog laughed and laughed till he was rolling around on the floor. Naruto, who by this point was blushing madly, threw a Belgium waffle at his head to make him shut up. Mission: Failed. The moron was still laughing.
“Damnit if you don't shut up you can't lick it!” that caused the boy to go quiet instantaneously. And caused the others -whom had just recently become unstupefied- back into their surprised states. Exactly WHAT did the brunet get to lick?! Faster than anyone could comprehend, the dog-nin was sitting on a stool at the bar, bouncing around eagerly.
“I sawry! Please please pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaasssssseeeee can I have it?” by now the other three were close to having a seizure. Especially Shikamaru. Its not one of the best things to hear when the guy you just had sex with no more than an hour ago was offering their best friend of how many years to lick his...something. Not very comforting. The blonde sighed dramatically and hid his grin.
“I suppose...” Slowly, the blonde turned, messing with something in front of him. And quickly, the others became on edge. Kiba's eyes lit up in pleasure, eagerly leaning forward on his stool, licking his lips. Oh god he wanted it... As if sensing the on looker's anxiousness, the blonde went even slower. Only to turn around holding a giant...spoon? Kiba practically started barking in happiness and well...the others just kind of face planted. In Naruto's hand, was a giant batter covered mixing spoon that was currently being waved above Kiba's head like a chew toy.
“C'mon Naru-kun, lemme have it! Please...” The brunet looked pitiful, sitting there drooling over a batter spoon... he was almost rape worthy. Chuckling, he handed the spoon over to his dog-friend -who happily went to lapping greedily at the uncooked treat- and turned to his gawking friends.
“Sorry I only dirtied one spoon. Who wants breakfast? I got waffles, toast, bacon, fruit and pancakes are starting to cook.” The others nodded, glancing wide-eyed at the food around them...and then at the pancakes sizzling.
“Dobe?” Blue locked on onyx and Sasuke swore he saw a flash of red. “Don't you think you made a little...much?” Shikamaru nodded in agreement, still in utter shock that the blonde was able to cook so much so fast! Said blonde simply shrugged, turning around to flip the pancakes.
“Heeeeeeeeeellz to tha no! These are my Famous B&S Flapjacks and Kiba wolfs these down like no tomorrow. You'll be lucky if you even get any.” All eyes immediately flew to brunet who was, by now, sucking on the spoon like it was a life line. Closing his eyes happily, he nodded enthusiastically making the others a slight bit terrified. I mean, who wouldn't be? He is a Pancake Eating Machine! But something didn't make sense.
“What the hell is a B&S Flapjack?” Eyes went wide. Kiba stopped sucking and little by little turned to face the Uchiha.
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Sasuke actually looked a tiny bit terrified at the dog-nin's look. “Naru-kun, he's your bloody teammate! Why haven't you made any for him?” the blonde actually looked startled for a moment before frowning.
“I don't cook on missions.” That got a laugh out of Kiba. Actually the boy couldn't stop laughing. He laughed and laughed til he could laugh no more. Out of breath, the brunet chuckled at his friend.
“Riiiiiiight. Of course you don't. And I wanna be Gai-sensei's lover.” THAT got a shiver even out of Gaara! Kiba laughed it off but…the blonde didn't. Realizing he was alone in the joke, the boy quieted and…starred. “You're…joking right?” The blonde was silent. “Well who the hell cooks, Sakura?!” More silence… “YOU'RE BLOODY JOKING!!!” And the silence continues… “Oh heeeeeeeeell naw!” Cough. Gag. Puke! Kiba kept gagging on air and the others looked on amused.
“Will he be okay…?” Neji actually looked a tiny bit worried for the boy. Shikamaru and Naruto glanced at each other before shrugging at the Hyuuga. Turning around, the blonde went back to flipping pancakes as his best friend tried -and almost failed- to clamber back onto his stool where he so gracefully fell off during his gagging fit.
“Naruto. James. Uzumaki!” The blonde sighed dramatically, only looking over his shoulder to acknowledge the other. The rest -minus Shikamaru- were...stunned. Naruto had a middle name? Who knew! Apparently Kiba...and Shikamaru...but no one else. “Why aren't YOU cooking???” WHY was Kiba so obsessed with this? Its FOOD!!!
“Cuz...its Sasuke's fault!” Throwing the pancakes on a plate, a 2 foot tall stack by the way, Kiba only had a few seconds to comprehend what his friend had said before he got sucked in to the yummy-ness that is The B&S Flapjack! The spikey haired brunet dug into the berry goodness like a rabid animal that has been starving for weeks! And...the others were terrified. Now thoroughly confident that he was no longer going to be nagged by his wanna-be-his-mom best friend, he turned to the others with a small smile. Only to be met with amused stares, blank stare, terrified stares, and...a raised eyebrow? Oh, hello Sasuke.
“My fault dobe?” is it me or is the Uchiha on the verge of chuckling? Ohmidamn he is! Sound the alarm! Alert the news crew! Sasuke is showing human emotion!!! ...is there any other kind? ...he'd have to look that up later. Laughing faintly, Naruto rubbed the back of his head in his, you guessed it, famous sheepish tendency.
“He shut up...” Not buying it. The other four raised an eyebrow. The Uchiha's eyebrow went higher. Damnit stop with the eyebrows! “Well it IS true!” Sasuke blinked. “Think back to all the missions. And all the times I tried to help with dinner. How many times have you stopped me with your justification being that my cooking was so bad that I would poison us all?” Sasuke opened his mouth…and stopped…and his face slow morphed into a very ugly mix of shock, realization and, was that guilt? Ohh another first for the mighty Sasuke Uchiha! He actually feels guilty for something hes done! `Oh how I wish I had a camera…' The blonde giggled at the look. Yes, GIGGLED! Twas a manly giggle. So it's allowed!
“Well maybe I didn't want to eat ramen on the missions. Ever think of that?” No, as a matter of fact he hasn't. Score 1 for Naruto! Sasuke was…stooped. The so called `dobe' actually out smarted him! And he didn't even try!!! …maybe he was getting dumber? Or maybe it was some kind of dobe mind control? …naaaaaaaaaaah. Neji actually laughed at the look on Sasuke's face.
“So Naruto, about those pancakes…?”
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Naruto was in heaven. The air was tranquil, the room was quiet, and everyone was getting along…okay that was a bit of a stretch he'll admit. Currently he was stretched out on the couch, Gaara on his right sketching something, Shika on his left reading a book he magically pulled out of nowhere, and Kiba on the floor between his knees nearly asleep. All in all, not bad right? Well, except from the hostile card game happening between Neji and Sasuke that was just one card away from being a full on battle royal. But other then that, everything was nice. Gaara shifted beside him, silently showing him the sketch. It was AWESOME! So were the rest of his works. But this was dude awesome. On this tiny piece of paper was the most amazingly hilarious picture EVER. On said piece of paper was an overly detailed cartoon picture of Neji and Sasuke duking it out over their card game, using the cards as weapons with the rest of them cowering over in a corner with the two's shadows looming over them. Naruto burst out laughing -loudly- gaining the rest of the room's attention immediately. Gaara smirked proudly at the blonde's reaction, as well as the other's as his fast sketch was quickly passed around. Both Kiba and Shikamaru joined in the laughing fest, the three leaning on each other in support. Sasuke and Neji however, were not amused.
“You think this is funny Sabaku?” Gaara, and his amazing self, raised a non-existent eyebrow.
“Obviously. And apparently so do they.” The boy's laughter only escalated, making the two's anger do the same. Onyx flashed crimson as Sasuke's sharingan flared to life in his anger. Recognizing the familiar surge of power, Naruto attempted to calm himself. For the others at least. They didn't need Sasuke destroying the house on only their second day here.
“Oh come on Sasuke, its FUNNY! As in, we're laughing with you not at you?” Sasuke's glare only seemed to intensify as Neji seemed to calm somewhat. Kiba's laughing didn't diminish as he tried to speak.
“I heh, that may be true for you. But I was DEFINATLY laughing at him!” the brunet went back to his laughing party and Naruto chuckled. Kiba was way too hyper. Rolling his eyes, Sasuke ended up doing the mature thing and...threw all the cards at Kiba. Very mature.
“That wasn't very composed Uchiha. Losing your cool over one little comment now?” Neji looked all cool and superior putting down Sasuke. This however, did not help but to add to the slaughtering of the infamous Uchiha pride. The pale boy growled, immediately launching himself at the Hyuuga, determined to wipe that superior look off his face. Only to be caught. And held. By...Naruto?
“Whoa there Sasuke! What's with you? Normally I have to do a whole bunch of shit to get you this riled up. You feeling okay?” the rest were shocked. Not that Naruto showed compassion, oh no. nor was it the fact that it was Naruto that was worried about the Uchiha; they were best friends after all. It was the fact that Naruto caught him in mid air, brought Sasuke back to his chest to hold him tighter, was not making fun of him, AND Sasuke hadn't killed the blonde yet. WHAT THE FUCK?! Okay, 3 of the 4 were shocked. Shika was just...jealous. To put it bluntly. Sasuke was shocked; why wasn't he maiming the blonde for even coming within a foot of his personal bubble let alone basically HUGGING him?!? There was something way wrong with today. He was acting too weird.
“Maybe I just wanted to punch the Hyuuga in the face? Now let go dobe!” the male struggled out of the blonde's hold quickly only earning another chuckle from his audience. And then...there was quiet. Naruto sighed -loudly- catching their attention once more.
“Okay seriously, I'm not going to live in complete silence for 29 more days. Not that it's not great and all, but I need something to do.” This...wasn't a surprise. Actually anyone who knew Naruto would be surprised that he lasted this long. Usually he's up and itching for entertainment the very second silence hits. But, the others did in fact agree with him. This would eventually get pretty boring.
“Game?” Naruto blinked.
“For 29 days?” Kiba blinked back.
“No game then.” The two laughed and...got strange looks from the others. Inside joke, they had to be there...Naruto rolled his eyes and dismissed them, not entirely feeling like answering.
“Do we have to do something? Moving is so...” the brunet trailed off making the other two grin.
“TROUBLESOME!!!” Naruto and Kiba did some weird dramatic pose that sent all three into a laughing fit and...made the other three feel left out. Okay, Sasuke and Neji felt left out. Gaara seemed content watching them if the small smile on his face was any indication. Neji, wanting the blonde's attention, butted into the conversation.
“How about a sparring tournament?” THAT was a...pretty damn good idea. The others thought about it and nodded at the idea. Who wouldn't want a sparring tournament?
“Rules?” Neji was shocked to say the least since it was GAARA that spoke. Gaara had never spoken to Neji. Ever. And the brunet doubted that the Kazekage even followed rules.
“No sand.” All eyes turned to the blonde in question, Gaara the most shocked out of them all. Blue eyes widened drastically at the attention but shrugged at his answer. “No. Sand.” The others seemed to agree and nodded. This time, Gaara pitched in his thoughts as well.
“No fox.” Naruto gasped, looking directly at the red head. Cool green eyes looked back at him, a smirk on his face. “No. Fox.” Now not everyone knew what the male was talking about, but those who did nodded happily. The blonde growled in detest but nodded.
“Fine, but no bloodlines.” Neji looked almost offended at the idea, as did Sasuke. No bloodlines? Outraged they were! But they soon consented to the idea.
“No shadows either.” Shikamaru was more than shocked that Sasuke of all people declared this rule but said nothing of it. If the Uchiha was stupid enough not to know that his shadow technique was in fact a bloodline trait, well that would be his downfall.
“Now that we have that covered, how do we decide matches?” it was a logical answer. And it needed a logical answer. Too bad they didn't have one. Until Naruto once again spoke up.
“Hat?” and the logical answer was found! Quickly grabbing a hat from who knows where, Naruto wrote down the numbers 1, 2, and 3 down on 6 slips of paper and swiftly placed them in the hat. Shaking up the contents, he happily shoved the hat in-between them and waited for everyone to close their eyes and reach in. first was Sasuke, then Neji, Kiba, Shikamaru, Gaara, and finally Naruto. Each looked at their slips as if they were hiding a secret. A sudden smirk adorned Naruto's features as he looked around the group.
“It appears I have slip number one. Now who exactly shall I be fighting?”
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Me: okay okay okay okay, I know this chapter was WAAAAAYYY overdue. Like, not even funny overdue. And I'm terribly sorry.
Naru: -still slightly angered- mmhmm. Why am I not convinced?
Me: you should be! It seems I work better under pressure. My boyfriend..s actually refused to see me until this chapter was out in order to persuade me to write it...whatever the hell that means...
Sasuke: ...s?
Me: OKAY! I know Im a bad authoress but if you can find it in your hearts to forgive me, I'll have another chapter out soon?
Naruto: whats soon? 9 months?
Me: haha no. the story has a fight coming up and im great at fighting scenes! So yeah I'm pumped!
Sasuke: no review for you!
Me: awww