Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Kakashi's lessons in seduction ❯ Shopping with Naruto ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this following story. They all belong to their creator Masashi Kishimoto.

 

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(Sasuke P.O.V)

 

“You want me to what?!” Kakashi yelled across the bar stool of the Ichiraku shop.

 

I gulped down a huge lump that had formed in my thoart and looked Kakashi straight in the eyes.

 

“I want you to teach me how to seduce someone.” I said slightly blushing. I couldn't believe I was actually doing this, but I had to if only for Naruto.

 

Kakashi looked like I just asked him to recite the Chinese alphabet backwards in Hangul.

 

“Wait, I don't understand. Why would you need my help in seducing a girl? Ninety percent of Konoha's female population already wants you.” Kakashi implied while staring at me in confusion.

 

The blush that was already staining my face turned a darker shade of pink. I looked at the glass of water in my hand to avoid Kakashi gaze.

 

“Well this `person' is a bit more complex then my ordinary group of fan girls.” I said while fiddling with the cup in my hand. I hoped Kakashi would get the hint.

 

“Person?” Kakashi stressed out. Yeah he got it.

 

“So it's a boy your after.” The Jounin said in realization, “Do you mine if I asked who?”

 

The glass in my hand was now shaking. This whole conversation made me embarrasses, nervous, and uncomfortable, but I knew that I had to do it, if only to get the blonde headed fools heart.

 

“N-N-Naruto.” I slowly stuttered out, the silver headed Jounin beside me sat silent for awhile, and then, just like I predicted a low chuckle began to resonate from the older man's thoart.

 

“So you're in love with Naruto, huh.” Kakashi said laughing. “I never thought that you we're into blondes Sasuke.”

 

I gritted my teeth to keep myself from slicing the older mans thoart with a kunai.

 

“Aw, how cute. A ying and yang couple.” Kakashi continued. “I wonder what the kids will look like.”

“Look are you going to help me or not.” I yelled at my perverted Sensei. The man could be quite irritating sometimes.

 

Kakashi's laughter died down and he gave me a sympathetic look.

 

“I don't know if I can even help you.” Kakashi said honestly, “I mean I can't even seduce the person I love.”

 

“But that time in the alley with Iruka weren't you…oops.” I said as I realized I had just release information that I had seen Kakashi and Iruka that evening.

 

“So that was you watching me and Iruka that day.” The copy ninja said while giving me a discerning look, “I had a feeling somebody was spying on us.”

 

“Kakashi, I'm sorry. I was just walking home and I saw you two and…”

 

“Sasuke it's not your fault. I'm the one to blame for doing such a thing in a public place.” Kakashi said in a convincing tone that made me feel at ease. “So how did you like the show?”

 

“Show?” I questioned.

 

“The one Iruka and I were putting on in the alley.” The Jounin said in a nonchalant manner.

 

“W-well…I t-t-thought…uh what!” I began to ramble in embarrassment. I can't believe my teacher was asking me this question, and then again he did read `Icha, Icha Paradise'.

 

“You know I wouldn't mine having Iruka making those sounds again, only next time in my bed, stripped of clothing with oil glimmering off of his skin, and maybe I'll put a nice big vibrator in his a-“

 

“Kakashi, will you help me or not!” I screamed at the deviant man while blushing.

 

“Oh right, Naruto. Well like I said before I don't know if I can help you.”

 

“Look, all I need is for you to teach me a few tricks in the art of seduction and that's it.” I said practically begging.

 

“Hmm…” Kakashi said while pondering the ideal. Nervously I began to bite on my bottom leap. I never thought I would need anybodies help so badly before.

 

“Fine, I will teach you a few things.” The Jounin finally said. If I had not been an Uchiha I swear I would have been dancing in joy right about now.

 

 

“But since Naruto is a little…well he's kind of…”

 

“Stupid.” I said.

 

“Well, let's just say a bit dense.” Said Kakashi, “Since Naruto so complex it going to take me a while to figure out a way you can ensnare the boy, come back to me tomorrow and I should have some plans.”

 

“What about the extra practices.” I asked wondering if Kakashi was canceling them just to help me out.

 

“Like I said before, Naruto is somewhat doltish, so that means we need all the time we can get to figure the boy out.”

 

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I was now standing in front of Naruto's flat door. I hadn't forgotten that I was supposed to help the boy find a present for that stupid girl, but thanks to my talk with Kakashi, which put me in a good mood, I decided I would be a little more willing in aiding Naruto's search. Just because he has eyes for Sakura now didn't mean he would have them for long.

 

Trying not to show my eagerness, I lightly knock on the door. After a few second of waiting I realized nobody was coming. I knocked on the door again, this time harder. Once more I did not receive an answer. When I was about to knock on the door for the third time it opened.

 

Naruto stood at the entrance. His skin looked flush and his hair seemed more unkempt then usually. I noticed that he was panting heavily and his shirt looked disarranged too, not to mention his pants were unzipped.

 

“Sa-Sasuke what are you doing here?” Naruto asked me with widen eyes.

 

“You asked me to help you search for a present for Sakura, Dobe!” I yelled a bit annoyed. I couldn't believe the fool could forget about me so easily.

 

“Why are you here so early? What about the practices?” Naruto asked. If I didn't know any better I would say the boy was acting somewhat skittish around me.

 

“Kakashi cancelled them. Naruto are you feeling alright.” I asked as I looked up and down the shaggy boys form. Naruto notice this and began to straighten himself up.

 

“No, I'm fine. Let's just go to the shopping district now.” The blonde said walking past me.

 

“Are you sure.” I asked but Naruto was already too far ahead of me to hear what I was saying.

 

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We had just entered the market area and already the fool was pointing out stands that he thought Sakura liked to shop in.

 

“Oh, Sasuke. A jewelry store. Sakura likes jewelry.” Shouted the hyperactive boy. “Look a candy outlet, maybe Sakura would like to eat some candy. Oh no, she can't. That will make her sicker. Hey! What about there.”

 

I nearly threw up when I saw Naruto pointing to lingerie stand. The thought of Sakura in such skimpy things was definitely an erection deflator.

 

“Aww, puppies.” Squealed Naruto as he ran towards a pet shop. I sighed as I went after the energetic boy.

 

Naruto stood over a bin filled with a litter of puppies. “Can I pet one?” Naruto asked the shop owner. The manger nodded his head yes. The tan boy reached inside the box of puppies, giving me a nice view of his ass, and pulled out a Black Goldendoodle.

 

The puppies coat was a dark onyx color. The fur on the animal was frizzy and crinkly, almost making it look spiky; and the dog's eye were so black that it looked like he was leering at you.

 

“Heh, he reminds me of you Sasuke.” Naruto said while petting the puppy. One of my eyebrows twitch at the remark.

 

The canine began to snuggle and lick at the boy's neck, making me very angry. How come a mangy mutt gets to cuddle up to Naruto, and I can't even tell the boy I love him. I gave the mongrel a cold glare causing it to whimper into Naruto's skin.

 

“Sasuke stop glaring at him!” Naruto shouted at me. I stopped for I didn't want to upset the boy, but I was still anger at the fur ball he was holding in his hand.

 

“Don't worry little pup. Sasuke's just mad because you're cuter than him.” Naruto said still petting the canine.

 

“What! That flea bag wish it was as cute as me.” I yelled defending myself.

 

“Calm down, Sasuke. I was only kidding.” The blonde said as he put the stray back down into the bin.

 

My ears pricked up at what the boy had just said. “So you think I'm cute?” I asked Naruto with a playful smile.

 

“What?” Naruto wailed.

 

“Well you said you were only kidding about saying the dog was cuter than me, so does that mean you think I'm cute.” I asked in a serious tone. I was really curious at what the boy would say.

 

“Well I think…I mean your…your kind of- Hey look its Lee!” Naruto said complete avoiding the question.

 

I looked behind me and indeed see a green spandex wearing, bowl- shaped hair cut having boy waving at me and Naruto. Walking over to Lee I noticed that the boy seemed to be more enthusiastic than usually.

 

“Hello Sasuke and Naruto. How is this glorious day treating you?” Lee asked with a smile.

 

“Good. Were looking for a get well present for Sakura.” Naruto said.

 

“Actually `Naruto' is looking for a present for Sakura. I'm just helping him find one.” I corrected.

 

“Ah I see. Well I'm doing a little shopping myself. A guest is coming over my house in a couple of days, and I want everything to be set when he gets there.” Lee said proudly.

 

“Who is it?” Naruto asked.

 

“Well…it's um…sort of private.” The youthful boy said while blushing.

 

“Don't tell me you're having a tryst.” I said jokily

 

“What! No, no, I-I'm not having a…uh I need to go. Bye.” Lee then quickly ran off leaving both me and Naruto confused.

 

“What the heck was that about?” The boy beside me asked.

 

“How I'm I suppose to know.” I replied.

 

“Oh look a perfume stand. Let's go in there to find Sakura's present.” Naruto said while pulling my body toward the store.

 

When entering the shop, I realized that it was most likely that Sakura did shop at the place because the shop smelled just like her. A reeking stench of cheap perfume.

 

“What if I give her this?” Naruto asked while showing me a bottle of cherry perfume that he pulled from a shelf.

 

“That would be a terrible gift to give her.” I said after examining the bottle.

 

“Why!”

 

“Because if you give her something like this she'll think you just picked it out randomly.” I explained. “You need to give her something that is related to her in some way. Something like this.”

 

I reached over Naruto's head and pulled down a pink liquid perfume bottle labeled as cherry blossom (a.k.a Sakura).

 

A huge grin appeared on Naruto's face as he took the pink vial out of my hand. “Thanks Sasuke this will be the perfect gift to give to Sakura. She maybe even start liking me more after I give this to her.”

 

I inwardly fumed at Naruto's statement. I couldn't understand what he thought was so special about the pink haired wench.

 

“Why do like Sakura so much?” I asked trying to hide my inner anger.

 

“Well she's cute, strong, and has a good control on charka.” Naruto answered. Well one out of three at bad I thought.

 

“But she treats you badly and is always calling you names.” I remarked.

 

“Well you call me names too, but that doesn't make me like you any less.”

 

“You like me.” I asked bewildered.

 

“Of course why else would you be my friend.” Naruto said before walking off to go pay for the perfume.

 

I stood there staring after the blonde boy as if I was in a trance. I couldn't believe he just said he liked me, even though he meant it as a friend that didn't matter to me. Knowing that Naruto cared about me even a little was good enough to help me in my goal to be with him.

 

“Hey, Sasuke. Are you ready to leave?” Asked Naruto as he came back with a colorful medium sized gift bag in his hand.

 

“Yeah.” I responded

 

As the blue eyed boy ran in front of me I couldn't help but think that soon, very soon, he would be mine.

 

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I like the conversation between Kakashi and Sasuke I find it very funny. I hope you do too. Well I'm going to eat some lime chicken now. I hope I see a few replies when I get back. (Hint, hint)

 

To A Vampires Butterfly I know I said Lee would be coming in about three or four more chapters, but I just really needed him in this one.

 

StarPrincess: I will never get tired of getting a review no matter who it come from.

 

BlackORT310: I wasn't mad. I was just explaining that I won't show any sex in the story so soon.

 

Pink5667: Thank you.

 

MyKittyRox: Thank you, I love to tease my readers.

 

Blondebrat2006: Yeah I found it pretty funny too.