Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Kakashi's lessons in seduction ❯ The date, the kiss, and the sex pt.3 ( Chapter 14 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Disclaimer: I do not own any characters in this following story. They all belong to their creator Masashi Kishimoto
Disclaimer 2: I do not own Hello Kitty but I do like her even though I make Gaara kind of bash her in this chapter. ^_^
Special thanks to Alyssa for Beta reading my story
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(Gaara P.O.V)
There are many things I don't like in this world, people, kids, laughter, Hello Kitty; but I would put up with all those things just for Lee, so it was for this reason why I was now standing in the center of one's of Konoha's spring festivals, which was filled with people and little kids laughing, not to mention the stands that were selling Hello Kitty merchandise, God, how I hate that cat.
"Gaara, are you alright? You seem kind of mad." I heard an angelic voice say to me. I looked to my right and allowed a smirk to form on my face. I almost forgot about the handsome leaf ninja standing beside me and how could I, especially when the boy was wearing a pure white leotard that made him look so damn sexy.
Usually I didn't like the spandexes that the adorable taijustu master would wear, but this time was different. The color of the suit some how added to Lee's beauty and made him seem angelically cute and at the same time devilishly gorgeous.
"Yes, I'm alright. It's just that I'm not used to having so many people around me." I simply replied.
"Yeah it is a bit crowded even for a festival." Lee said as his eyes roamed over the huge group of people that were walking around the festival floor. "Maybe we can try to find an area that is a little less packed."
Liking the thought of being in a secluded place with my Lee, I quickly wrapped my arm around the boy's waist and held the youthful ninja close to my side.
"G-Gaara, what are you doing?" A now surprised and blushing Lee asked me. I resisted the urged to groan as I saw how adorable the crimson color staining the boy's cheeks looked on the leaf ninja.
"I'm making sure that you don't get hurt by these groups of people. With you being so bony and weak it's only a matter of seconds before someone knocks you over." I lied. Really I just wanted to hold the taijustu master close to my body.
"I'm not weak! I can hold my own against any ninja in this village." Lee said defensively, "And I am not bony. I-I just have a fast metabolism."
"Whatever you say, sticks." I said evilly. I knew saying such a comment would anger the Taijustu master, and angered it did. Lee was now giving me an icy cold glare that could probably freeze the sun. The crimson on his cheeks had spread through out his whole face. The boy's lips were formed in an upset pout, and though I knew I should be fearing for my life at this moment (Lee was right he could handle himself against any opponent including me) I couldn't help but think of how cute my little leaf ninja was looking right now.
"Arrgh!" Lee yelled while shoving me away from him. "Ever since you got here you have been bossy, rude, and you've been very antisocial with everyone in this village except me."
'That's because I don't want to talk to anyone in this village except you.' I wanted to say but I stopped myself from doing so as I realized Lee was really upset.
"I'm sorry, Lee." I apologized for maybe the second time in my life and to the same person even, how ironic. "It's just that I'm not used to being in another village."
"I know, but how am I supposed to tell you when you are always acting this way?" Lee said so softly that it made me think he didn't want me to hear what he was saying.
"Tell me what?" I asked as my ears suddenly perked up with interest at what the boy had to say to me.
Lee looked at me with nervous eyes, his face began to change into an even darker shade of red, and his fingers began to twitch uncontrollably. Right now he reminded me of that Hyugga girl who always acted nervous when ever she was around Naruto.
"I-I-It's n-nothing. I-I mean I do not have to tell you anything." Said the brushy browed boy in front of me.
"I'll admit you're a good ninja but when it comes to lying your absolutely horrible at it. Now tell me the truth." I demanded.
"Uh…look they are selling memory bracelets over at that stand." Lee said while pointing to a far off booth.
"Lee, don't change the subject!" I yelled at the leotard wearing boy. I really wanted to know what the Lee had to tell me and I was getting quite tired of his stalling.
"But I really like memory bracelets. Why don't we go check them out?" The leaf ninja said while holding onto my arm and pulling me towards the booth that he had been pointing to a few seconds ago. I sighed as I decided to go along with the Taijustu master's poor excuse of a distraction.
As we got closer to the booth, I noticed a collection of small flowers held together on a piece of string that was spread out across the stand.
"Lee what exactly is a memory bracelet." I asked as I was curious to know what a bunch flowers could have to do with a person's memory.
"Well actually there kind of gimmicky. I mean there just a bunch of flowers attached together with string. Anybody with a brain can just make one their selves." Lee said while examining a bracelet created with violets.
"But I guess the reason a person would buy one is so he or she could remember the good times they shared at a certain event or with a certain person. Usually couples will buy a bracelet for one another so they can be reminded about there first date or first kiss or something like that."
The whole time while Lee was talking he seemed to be staring at the collection of bracelets almost hopefully. I went to the side of the booth where the owner was sitting down at. I spoke to him quietly so Lee wouldn't here us.
After our talk, the owner of the stand went behind a curtain at the back of the booth. He then came back holding the item I asked for. After paying the appropriate amount of money I took the item from the owner's hand and went back to my leaf ninja who was still on the other side of the stand.
"Lee, look." I said while standing behind the boy's back. Lee turned around and his eyes widened in shock at what he saw in my hands.
"Wow, I never saw one made like this. It's so pretty." The youthful boy said while examining the bracelet made with white roses in my palms.
"I bought it for you. I noticed that you looked like you really wanted one, so here." I said in an uncaring tone as I tried to play down my considerate gesture. I saw the shine in Lee's eyes as he stared at me, and a smile was on my face for a quick second as I watched the leaf ninja put the memory bracelet on his wrist with glee.
"Thanks Gaara, this is the nicest and only thing you've ever done for me." Lee said while hugging me. The hug allowed me to ignore the last eight words the boy had just said as I enjoyed the wonderful, but brief contact with Lee's body.
"Gaara, Lee, What are you guys doing here?" I heard a voice call out to me. I searched the crowd of people and quickly spotted a bored looking teen sitting at a table across from me and Lee.
"Why does that boy look familiar to me?" I mumbled to myself.
"Oh, that's Shikamaru." Lee said while frantically waving to the scruffy headed boy.
"Shake a what?" I asked in confusion.(1)
"Let's go say hi to him." The leaf ninja then took my hand and pulled me towards the table the miserable looking stranger was sitting at. As I got closer to the table and got a closer look at the teen's face I realized that the bored stranger was the same guy from the Chunin exam who tricked Temari with his shadow jutsu.
"Hello, Shikamaru and what are you doing at an event such as this?" Lee said cheerfully to the lazy ninja.
"Wondering if I should cut my tongue out with a kunai blade so that I can bleed to death and leave this annoying place." Shikamaru said darkly.
"…"
"…"
"Sorry, I didn't mean to go all cruel and dark on you two." The lazy ninja said with a now dull and somewhat sharper voice, " I just really hate sitting at this table and doing this stupid job."
"Oh, so what are you doing here at the festival?" Lee asked.
"Fortune telling."
"Hmph." I huffed as insult. I knew that there was no way for a person to actually tell the future.
"You got something to say, Gaara?" Shikamaru asked while leering at me.
"There is no way or no one who can fore see the future; and if there was such a person I very well doubt that you would be it." I remarked coldly.
"Gaara, please be nice." Lee said while gripping on to my arm softly.
"What is with you people today? Is it piss off Shikamaru day or something." The scruffy headed male said loudly. "Fine then, if you don't believe in fortune telling then go somewhere else."
"I will. Come on Lee let's go." I said while pulling on the boy's arm as a signal to leave.
"Ahh, but Gaara I want my fortune told." Lee pouted.
"What, you actually believe in this stuff?" I asked. I couldn't believe my little leaf ninja actually believed in the supernatural.
"Well kind of." Lee said nervously, " I mean who are we to decided what is real and what is not real, and besides you have a raccoon spirit trapped inside your body, so how can you even question Shikamaru's methods?"
I looked at Lee in shock. I couldn't believe what he had just said. Though every word he spoke was true, he could at least have the decency to say it while we were away from the lazy boy. At least that way I would have kept some dignity.
"So what's its going to be panda boy?" Shikamaru asked with cocky smirk. I sneered at him for a moment then finally sighed in defeat.
"Fine then, Lee get your fortune told. I'll even pay for it."
"Five dollars." The lazy ninja quickly replied.
"What?! There's no way a lousy fortune telling can cost five dollars." I said in disbelief.
"Why would I lie to you Gaara?" Shikamaru said with a phony smile that just told me I was getting ripped off, "Besides you know most of the times at these festivals stuff will be at a higher price than they should be."
I tried my best not to strangle the scruffy headed boy as I handed him a five dollar bill.
"Thank you." The bored ninja said with glee as he shoved the bill into his back pocket. "Now let's begin."
Shikamaru took the deck of tarot card from off the table and began to shuffle them. I noticed that in between the shuffling the lazy ninja would sometimes mumble words such as 'tiresome' or 'troublesome.' After a while the bored Chunin laid down three cards facing upward. I looked at the cards with interest as all three had the same image on them, a golden star.
"So what does it mean, fortune teller?" I asked bitterly as I was still annoyed with the shaggy headed male.
"Well it's kind of vague, but in laymense terms you're going to get very lucky tonight, Lee." Shikamaru said with confidence.
"That's it!" I shouted, "You give that lousy bit of information for five dollars. I could get a better foresight of the future from reading the horoscopes of a women's magazine."
"So, shall I assume that you read women magazines?" The Chunin retorted back.
"You mangled excuse of ninja, I should-." Suddenly I was cut off from speaking once a hand covered my mouth.
"Thank you for the read, Shikamaru. We'll be off now." Lee said while still holding onto my mouth. The leaf ninja then backed me far away from the fake fortune teller.
"Why did you stop me from putting that boy in his place?" I asked Lee once he took his hand away from my mouth and we were out of hearing distances from Shikamaru's table.
"Because you were being rude." Lee replied calmly.
"The fool was the one who started it." I said defensively.
"No, you started it once you implied that he couldn't do his job." Again what Lee had just said was true, though I didn't want to admit it.
We spent the rest of the time at the festival watching fireworks, eating sugary treats, and just walking around the grounds holding hands, and even though I hated being around people I couldn't hide the fact that I was enjoying myself, but that was only because I had my Lee with me.
"Hey what's that over there?" Lee suddenly said while pointing to a huge and long blue tunnel that seemed to take up most of the area where we were standing at.
"I don't know." I said truthfully as I stared curiously at the lengthy canal. Soon I felt that Lee had left my side and I watched as the youthful boy slowly walked towards the blue tunnel.
"Excuse me, miss, but what is this?" Lee asked a blonde lady who was standing at the front entrance of the tunnel.
"This, my dear boy is an entrance to the hearts of two people who desire each other. A passage into the mind of a young couple who care's deeply about one another. A journey into a mixture of passion, lust, and want." The blonde said almost as if she was trying to sell something Lee.
"A journey into what?" Lee asked cutely. I was glad to see another blush beginning to form on the leaf ninja's face after the lady explanation about the tunnel.
"It's a love tunnel, kid." Said the women.
"Oh."
"So do you two lovebirds want to enter or not?"
"What were not… he's not in love with… I …"
"Sure we'll go in." I said to stop Lee's nervous rambling.
"Please enter." The blonde woman said while stepping to the side of the tunnel's entrance.
After grabbing Lee's hand, I entered the long blue tunnel. Upon entering the canal I realized that I could hardly see due to how dark it was. There were pink heart shaped lights on the walls, but they hardly lit up the cave since their pink radiation didn't shine that far. Suddenly an object bumped into my back.
"Ow." I heard Lee yell.
"Lee, are you alright." I asked worried if the leaf ninja got injured.
"Yeah, I'm okay." The Taijustu master replied back. "Sorry for bumping into you. It's just that it so dark in here that I can't see anything."
"Hold on close to my side. That way you won't bump fall or bump into anything." I felt a pair of thin arms wrapping around my waist and I smiled in triumph. I finally had Lee against my body just like I wanted.
"Gaara."
"Yes, Lee."
"Have you ever been in love with someone? You know besides a family member." I couldn't help but wonder why Lee would suddenly ask me a question about love.
"Why do you ask?"
"Oh, n-no reason really. I am just wondering that is all." Due to the sudden heat I felt coming from Lee's body, I knew there was something more to the leaf ninja's question.
"Tell me, Lee, is there somebody out there who you love." I asked fearing the answer.
"Ah… well I wouldn't say out there since this person is kind of close to me, in fact real close, but yes I do love someone." Lee said nervously. I fisted my hand in frustration. Why have I never thought of the fact that Lee might already be in love with someone. I swear if I find out who it is I'll make them wish they've never been born. Suddenly a horrible image popped into my mind.
"This person you love wouldn't happen to be that pink haired girl you've always seem so fascinated with." I said bitterly as I remember how Lee would always talk about the girl non-stop.
"Well although Sakura is beautiful…" The leaf ninja began.
"Hn."
"What was that, Gaara?"
"Oh, nothing, Lee, continue." I said innocently.
"Well anyway even though Sakura is very beautiful, I am afraid she is not the one." Lee said, "In fact the person I love is not even a female."
"Oh god, don't tell me it's Neji." I swear if the destiny talking Hyugga some how captured Lee's heart, I would use all the sand in the Australian desert to crush him.
"What? Of course it is not Neji. Though y- I mean this person kind of has the same traits as him."
I grew silent as I wondered who could have the same traits as Neji. Let's see Neji is an anti-social, self- absorbed, family problem child.
"Sasuke?" I questioned. If it was the Uchiha I would be in luck then seeing how I knew for a fact that Sasuke was in love with Naruto.
"No, why are you so interested in finding out who it is that I am in love with." Lee said as the starry sky lit up his face. We had finally exited out of the tunnel and we where now at a quiet and secluded field which was some distance away from the festival.
"Well you are closet thing that I have to a friend, Lee. So of course I want to know what's going on in your life." That and the fact that I want to track down the person so I can beat him half to death.
"Gaara, I-I want to tell you something." Lee said while nervously looking down towards the ground. I pretended to look at the boy with interest while really I was still trying to figure out who Lee could be in love with.
"I…"
'Who could it possibly be?'
"I-I…"
'I must find out.'
"I l-love…"
'Once I find out I swear that person will…'
"I love you, Gaara."
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(1) A lot of time we people say Shikamaru's name, they say it so fast that it sounds like Shakemaru. It's kind of an inside joke with me.
Not the best way to end chapter but whatever. The next chapter is going to be a graphic lemon showing which couple got laid. Who could it be???
Jessica_Hemora: Don't worry there will be some SasuNaru chapters coming up soon.
Darkness_is_beautiful: You were correct, now can you guess which couple my next chapter will be about.
Shinigami24: *evil laughter* I am the mistress of cliffhangers.
Star Princess: Gaara's too smooth to plan stuff. He'll just let his coolness handle the work.
Mistress shadow: I'm sorry I don't think that this chapter is as funny as the last two.
Ciiah: Yes, I know I rock.
Amzing-awesome-superior: Of course I don't mind you using it, but remember mouth raped is a serious crime that happens ever three seconds and now you know.
MaskOfMe:Thank you.