Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Kakashi Tries To Stop Naruto ❯ Uber Uke ( Chapter 1 )

Kakashi Tries To Stop Naruto

- Because he is an idiot. No one can stop Naruto. There is a demon sealed inside of him. That means there is an automatic red-eyed ass-kicking mode that comes free of charge. Batteries not included.

 

Rating: T

 

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did Naruto would have wild man-sex with Itachi and Kakashi all the time. Oh yeah, and Sasuke would die an unfortunate death due to the fact that his fangirls strangled him.

 

Warning: Implied sex and this probably will not make sense unless you've read yaoifan01's “He turns away” at FF.NET.

 

 

ONE shot

 

 

Naruto looked away. The rain made his clothes heavy and stick to his skin. Without his sandals on, his foot sank in the mud. The air smelt like dirt. He hated the smell of dirt.

 

Maybe its better this way…..

 

He can feel eyes ...no an eye staring at him.

 

'Hm.. mind your own business Kakashi.'

 

`If you think that this is the only way to save Sasuke then you're sadly…'

 

`SHUT UP!' He shouted. `This dress looks great on me. You're just jealous that I'm more uke than you.'

 

 

Naruto's sudden shout startled Kakashi. He opened his mouth to say something, but shut it and fell silent. He had never seen the blonde so angry before. Never. So, he decided to try and calm the blonde down.

 

`You're right Naruto, I am jealous of your supreme uke-ness. I'm not as uke as you and never will be.' He said to placate the blonde.

 

`Damn straight bitch.' Was the reply, followed by a cocky smirk.

 

Naruto what's going on inside your head?

 

Kakashi pondered his next step: How was he going to convince Naruto to follow him back to his apart- the village?

 

`The problem is that I know about your uke-ness, but what about the villagers? Shouldn't they know your superiority too?'

 

I hope this works.

 

Naruto glanced at him suspiciously. It did make sense that the villagers should know, but he had a sneaking suspicion that Kakashi was lying. But seeing through peoples' lies was never his strong point, so he agreed.

 

`Okay.' He agreed with a dazzling smile.

 

And so they walked backed to the apart- village and the villagers discovered Naruto's supreme uke-ness and gave him free dresses for the rest of his life.

 

Plus, Kakashi got to be on top.

 

The End

 

 

 

 

A/N:I forgot to add that Itachi soon discovered this and then maimed Kakashi for stealing his fox. Then he got to be on top.

Itachi is awesome. - Fangasm-