Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Kiba's Very Bad Day/Why Spying is a bad Idea ❯ Kiba's Very Bad Day/Why Spying is a bad Idea ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. It’s owned by Masashi Kishimoto.

Author's Notes: I'm setting this after the time skip...and Kiba and Naruto both find something very perverted. However, there's not going to be any lemons here, sorry folks!
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Kiba Inuzuka was very bold when it came to the canines. Hell his dog, Akamaru, had grown to the point where he'd be able to ride him. Well, there was one thing that he never got. He always heard strange noises coming from his older sister Hana’s room. Even with his jutsu, he couldn't figure it out. Still, he decided that he'd start to snoop. There was also one other thing, Hana would hurt him seriously if he should try to snoop. Here is where he enlisted Naruto's help.

"C'mon I need your help!" Kiba then pleaded.

"Fine, what do you want me to do?" Naruto asked.

"I need you to find out what the hell Hana's doing in her room?"

"Well, take this," Naruto ordered.

"Why the hell would you make out your last will?"

"I’m going to get killed.”

"She won't do anything to you I promise!"

"Alright, now...if I survive..."

"Right, payment, I'll take you out to ramen and give you half of my allowance."

Kiba and Naruto both went into the Inuzuka house. His mother wasn't there tonight. However, Kiba heard Hana humming in the shower with a smile on her face. However, a few minutes later, he heard the moans. Naruto blushed and he whispered to Kiba what he long should have known. He was on a mission with both Ino and Sakura, and he knew what they were doing.

"Wow, she's doing that?" Kiba asked.

"Yeah she is," Naruto said.

"I wonder if she's got some tapes."

"Let's go find out...I'm already going to die anyway."

They went into Hana's bedroom, and they found the mother load! Even Jiraiya would blush seeing her collection of not only Icha-Icha Paradise and Make-out Tactics...she also had every perverted manga, anime, and dirty movie that'd make Blockbuster video go out of business. Kiba picked up a tape...when Naruto's sixth sense kicked in.

"Kiba...she's right behind us," Naruto said as he felt a sharp shiver up his spine.

"Hey she's still in the shower!" Kiba then said...and got to cocky as always.

"He's right, I'm right behind you," Hana said...in a bathrobe, covering a towel.

"Naruto, you said you were going to die right?" Kiba then asked.

"Yeah...but you're getting your own plot," Naruto answered.

"Naruto...you leave to the living room, I'll deal with you later." Hana ordered.

"Yes ma'am, right away!" Naruto said and bolted.

'Great and I owe him 1/2 of my allowance!' Kiba mentally cursed.

"Now what were you doing in here, little bro?" Hana asked.

"W-well, you see it was like this...you're going to kill me aren't you?" Kiba then said...realizing his end was near.

"Yes I am, so say your prayers."

She really let Kiba have it. He came out with a black-eye and Naruto gulped. He saw that Kiba wasn't about to pay him now, or ever. He was going to be dead before hand. A few minutes later, Kiba came back pissed off. It wasn't directed at Naruto, but at Hana for giving him such a beating. He also gave up all of his allowance.

"Naruto...let's go find Shikamaru and Tenten and go for ramen," Kiba said.

"Damn, I wasn't expecting you to give up that easy," Naruto said.

"Listen...until you find a sister who'll beat the shit from you..."

"Would Sakura count?"

"Never mind, let's go before she sics her wolves on us."

"That's a good idea."

Kiba left and he's learned an entirely good lesson that day. That is never go and encroach on Hana's territory again. It may have been out of curiosity, but he almost got killed. Also, it was also good that Naruto still had his place. Kiba and Akamaru would need a place to stay until Hana calms down.