Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Konoha College ❯ Kuso! ( Chapter 4 )

Summary: Tenten attends a college for the rich and famous. The school is ruled by a group of four rich and handsome boys called the F4. The leader of the group is none other then Neji with his three friends Gaara, Sasuke and Naruto. They give a red slip to all those people that annoys or disobeys them. Everyone is afraid of getting a red slip. Tenten gets one by trying to help a friend. She is angered so she declares war with the F4 and slowly many things around her and the F4 begin to change into romance, angst, and comedy.

Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto characters, any brand names or any of the companies mentioned in this story. All I own is the satisfaction of writing this story.

 

Chapter Four: Kuso!

Tenten just stared at the red piece of paper in her hands. “Kuso!” she thought. `Now I'm dead for sure.” Tenten continued to stare at the paper for God knows how long. Tenten ignored all the stares that she was receiving. Her focus was mainly attached to the red slip. Her eyes seem to be looking at the red slip but her mind was wandering to the awful things that will happen to her. She couldn't quite imagine the terrible horrors that the F4 will use to get her to resign from school. She finally snapped out of it when Gai came strutting into the classroom.

Gai strutted to his desk and laid his briefcase on the podium as he passed. Gai cleared his throat loudly and started staring at the students from his desk. The students stared back at him for five seconds and started to chat amongst themselves. Some students were playing handheld games like Game Boy and PSP, etc. Others were busy chatting on their phones, many girls huddled together like they were in football but in reality they were gossiping about other students mainly Tenten and the F4. Usually the good students like Tenten and Desiree continued to pay attention to Gai, but today was special, not even Tenten or Desiree were paying attention to Gai. This sight almost broke poor Gai's heart.

As Gai saw this, he fell down anime style. Then he got up suddenly and brushed himself off. He cleared his throat once again trying to signal his class to settle down but that only got the video games louder and the voices to grow louder. Gai looked around the classroom helplessly. He ran to and fro trying to calm down the students. He was at the first row then in a flash he ran to the back corner yelling at students to not panic and calm down. His loud voice only added to the growing noise in the classroom.

Suddenly, Tsunade walked into the noisy classroom. As soon as she opened the door silence covered the class like flies on honey. Many students gulped visibly and all the students sat up straight and crossed their hands in front of them like good students. Tsunade walked up to Gai and whispered something in his ear. Gai suddenly looked very embarrassed and began to look up at the ceiling and whistle innocently.

Tsunade addressed the class, “Students, you are to begin on your mid-term exams today. These tests determine what you've learned over the year and will determine if you can graduate to the next grade then graduate from school and lastly, try for the Anbu exams. Try your best and give it your all.” As soon as Tsunade finished with her speech, the students began to clap wildly.

Gai tried to speak through the noise but no one heard him. Tsunade cleared her throat and everyone settled down immediately. Gai spoke up “Thank you for that wonderful speech, Hokage. Now that the Hokage has approved of it let your flames of youth burn as you take the test to challenge your knowledge of the art of the ninja!!! BEGIN!”

Tsunade nodded and left the classroom to do whatever it is that a Hokage and a principal do. What Tsunade really did was go back to her office. Upon entering, she called for her assistant, Shizune.

“Shizune, bring me a round of sake! I don't want any of that cheap one that tastes like drywall either. I want the expensive kind we have.” Tsunade called heartily.

“Yes, Tsunade-sama.” was Shizune's reply.

Not only did Tsunade get drunk but she fell asleep on her desk in less than five minutes. Thus, Shizune had to postpone and delay all meetings for the snoring Hokage. Shizune also got to sorting the paperwork and cleaning up Tsunade's desk.

 

Gai's Classroom--

Gai ran around the room passing out test papers. In the blink of an eye, Gai was finished and was standing in front of his desk doing the good guy pose. He smiled and flashed his teeth at the students, blinding them momentarily. When he finished, the students picked up their pencils and began to work on the test in front of them.

As Tenten turned to the next page, a little wad of paper hit her desk. She looked at the paper and flicked it off. Soon all the students around her desk began throwing little wads of paper at her. Slightly angered Tenten decided to stop it. “Oi!” she yelled out as a warning.

Gai looked up from his paperwork to see where the sound came from, he immediately saw Tenten. In a flash he was next to her desk. He slowly picked up a small wad and read it. As he read the slip, his eyes grew as big as saucers.

The little paper read: “To use ninjutsu and or genjustu, one must use specific hand seals. Some ninjas have obtained advanced bloodline limits through their families and can use them by activating them by using hand seals or other such. Not all ninjas can use advanced bloodlines.”

“How could you, Tenten!?!? How could you!?!? Using cheat slips!?!? You disappoint me, and your flames of youth were so powerful, too!” Gai yelled while rivers of tears dribbled down his face, “You must leave the classroom at once, while I sorrowfully give you a zero on your test.”

“Let me explain. I was framed!” yelled Tenten glaring at her loud and energetic teacher. Gai began to sob even louder. “Tenten, the young beautiful flower, you diminish your flames of youth with your lies! Just get your stuff and leave! I can't bear it anymore!!!” Gai sobbed.

As Tenten packed her stuff slowly, all eyes in the classroom were on her. Tenten continued to pack feeling a tad uncomfortable. When she was finished she began to walk down the aisle. Suddenly, a student stuck out their foot and tripped Tenten. Tenten fell forward and her books fell out of her hand only to hit Gai whose back was turned to the class since he was writing on the chalkboard. As Gai felt impact on his head, he turned around only to get three more textbooks in the face. His face suddenly grew red. Who knows if it was from anger, embarrassment or the impact of the books, but he looked like a ripe strawberry. Gai growled and stomped to Tenten in a flash. Gai looked at Tenten with disappointment in his eyes.

Tenten was lifted up and pushed out of the classroom before she registered what happened. As the door slammed in her face loudly, it clicked in her mind. “Wait! Let me explain! I was tripped by a student.” she screamed at the closed door. Half expecting Gai to poke his face out and apologize, Tenten stared at the door waiting for it to open.

Finally realizing that it wouldn't open, she left for the roof. As she climbed the stairs to the roof, she thought to herself `The cheat slips are because of the red slip. The students, instead of helping the victim they help the F4 terrorize them. What school is this? If it wasn't for my mother than I would've resigned a long time ago.'

Tenten opened the door and felt a light breeze play across her face. She walked to the railing on the side and shouted loudly “Stupid F4! Just because they're rich they think that they can do anything they want. They think that money can get them out of everything. The “F” in F4 is supposed to stand for flower because they think that they're as handsome as flowers. Yeah right! They should be the P4, the pig-headed four! It matches with their big egos better!”

When Tenten finished, she panted slightly because of the lack of air. She immediately felt better. Tenten left the roof in search of a phone to call her mother with. She walked halfway across the campus to find an available phone to use. As she passed the unoccupied phones and approached them, students would run and use the phone before her. Finally, Tenten reached a student using the phone, or that was what she thought he was doing. As she approached the payphone, the student ran away holding a bucket and a paintbrush.

Tenten just shrugged than reached out to grab the phone. Upon contact, she felt something sticky attach to her hand. Tenten looked down at her hand fearing the worst. The phone was stuck to her hand. She shook her hand vigorously but to no avail. The phone was glued to her hand. She groaned loudly at her troubles. `So this is what the guy was doing before me.' she thought while staring the phone. Tenten stared at the phone in her hand and once again tried to pry her hand off. It was stuck fast. Tenten tried using a jutsu to remove it but she needed both hands to make the hand seals. Tenten looked around for help, finding none Tenten began to scream “HELP!!! I need help!!! Someone come and help me now!”

Finally, Tenten had gotten the phone off of her hand with the help of the janitor who used a removing jutsu on the glue. Tenten thanked the janitor and ran off0. She walked to the bathroom. As she entered a bathroom stall, three buff looking shinobis ran in holding a rectangular piece of wood. They placed the wood against the door and the wall opposite of it to keep the door jammed shut.

As soon as they finished, Tenten being the kunoichi she was, had sensed their presence already. Tenten decided not to bother with them until they jammed the door. She shouted out in protest. She tried to open the door put it wouldn't work, the door was jammed shut.

To get out, she had to jump out from over the door since the school had made the doors and walls reach the floor in case of perverts like the assistant principal Jiraiya. To accomplish that feat was hard as well seeing how the distance from the top of the door to the ceiling was only about half a foot apart. The fact that the walls were just washed with soap and hadn't dried yet didn't help Tenten at all.

As Tenten escaped from the evil bathroom stall she went to her locker. Upon arriving, she saw that Desiree was at her own locker which was about five away from Tenten's locker. Tenten saw her immediately waved and smiled sweetly at her. Desiree saw Tenten's friendly actions and looked away. Neji was at his locker which was a few away. “What happened to friendship now?” he sneered at Tenten. Tenten just glared at him and left.

During lunch, Tenten grabbed her bento box and sat down on an unoccupied bench. As she sat down, she felt that something was very wrong. She was stuck to the bench by a jutsu. Tenten raised her arms to perform the removing jutsu the janitor taught her but was help back by chakra strings that were attached to her entire arm. As she squirmed in her seat, a student dragged firecrackers in front of her.

Tenten's eyes widened in horror as she glanced at the colorful firecrackers that had explosive notes attached to the string that held them all together. The student, using a fire jutsu, lit the fuse and ran off leaving Tenten to stare at the firecrackers fearfully. As soon as the students let go of the chakra strings, Tenten raised her arms to protect her face.

The loud noise of the firecrackers going off, explosive tags exploding and Tenten's yells was heard throughout the entire school campus. People couldn't help but feel sorry for her.

Tenten, unable to bear it anymore, ran to the back of the school to hide. She heard cries of “Where did she go?” and “This way!” slowly disappearing as the assailants went in search of her. Tenten sensing no one around her, she slowly sat down on the slightly damp grass. Desiree suddenly approached her from the side. Tenten smiled in greeting and said “Desiree! I didn't sense you coming! You should go. If anyone catches you here, you get a red slip too and all my efforts will be for nothing! I'll be alright, I promise!”

Desiree looks at her silently and hands her a toy bear then runs off. Tenten stares at the bear in her hands. It was as big as computer's mouse. The bear was white and had short fur; it also had a red ribbon tied around its neck. In the middle of the stomach were the belly button of the bear should be there was a small pearl button. As Tenten pressed it, it made a small beep and played a message. The message was a voice recording of Desiree; “I'm sorry Tenten!” it said.

Tenten stared at the bear and pressed the button again. The message automatically replayed itself. Tenten played it one more time then placed the bear in her pocket.

Tenten stood up suddenly and shouted “I won't give up! Give me all that you've got! I'll be waiting!” Just then, someone poured a big bucket of water on Tenten from a window.

Unable to bear it anymore, Tenten runs to the roof and begins shouting loudly, “Stupid pig-headed four!!! I hope they all get chopped up into little pieces and be fed to the dogs! I wish for all of their hair to fall out and for them to grow pimples all over their face! I hope all of them get so fat that they all die!!!”

When she finished, a voice behind her said “So it's you who's been saying that.”

Tenten grabbed a kunai from her many pockets and turned around to face the stranger. The stranger as it turned out was Gaara.

“Sorry! I didn't mean it to all the members of the F4.” Tenten chuckled nervously while blushing.

“Here.” Gaara replied and handed a handkerchief to Tenten.

Tenten graciously accepted the handkerchief and began wiping her face with it after putting away the kunai.

“Thanks!” Tenten mumbled.

Tenten, now finished with her face, set out to dry her hair.

“Hn.” was all Gaara replied.

“It's just that it is so crazy with all these pranks and stuff.” she said hoping to start a conversation.

“Other people's business doesn't concern me.” Gaara simply put and headed towards the door.

“Wait! You forgot your handkerchief!” Tenten shouted after him.

“Keep it or throw it away; it's considered trash now anyways.” Gaara replied coldly and left the roof.

Tenten stared at the door Gaara left through. She thought to herself “I was wrong; all the members of the F4 are jerks!”

With that, Tenten left the roof to go to her next class, silently fuming on the way.

 

END OF CHAPTER

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