Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Laughs ❯ Naruto vs. Mountain Sage ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
~Naruto vs. Mountain Sage~
Naruto- “I am so better than you!” *points at sage, big smile, happy anime eyes, squatting*
M.Sage- “You think you are so great? Show me your best Jutsu” *sits on giant toad anticipating Naruto's shadow clone Jutsu*
Naruto- “Alright old man” ‘ha this guys gonna get it’ *combines shadow clone Jutsu with Sexy no Jutsu* “take that you pervy mountain sage!”
M. Sage- “ahh… so pretty” *drulls, happy anime eyes* *snaps out of it* “you think your so good! I can do that!” *jumps off toad*
Naruto- “ no no please” *changes back from sexy Jutsu, shadow clones disappear, tries to run backwards, falls on ass*
M. Sage- "Sexy Jutsu!" *changes into naked girl*
Naruto- "Noooooo!" *gets up, turn, runs for it*
M. Sage- "Its not that bad, I'm a sexgirl! hahahaha" *looks around* "He's gone."
*Sasuke, Sakura walking together*
*Naruto runs between them*
Naruto- "no, no, my eyes, my eyes!" * Runs threw Sasuke and Sakura covering eyes*
Sakura- "NARUTO!!!!" anger
Sasuke- "Idiot" anger
Naruto- “I am so better than you!” *points at sage, big smile, happy anime eyes, squatting*
M.Sage- “You think you are so great? Show me your best Jutsu” *sits on giant toad anticipating Naruto's shadow clone Jutsu*
Naruto- “Alright old man” ‘ha this guys gonna get it’ *combines shadow clone Jutsu with Sexy no Jutsu* “take that you pervy mountain sage!”
M. Sage- “ahh… so pretty” *drulls, happy anime eyes* *snaps out of it* “you think your so good! I can do that!” *jumps off toad*
Naruto- “ no no please” *changes back from sexy Jutsu, shadow clones disappear, tries to run backwards, falls on ass*
M. Sage- "Sexy Jutsu!" *changes into naked girl*
Naruto- "Noooooo!" *gets up, turn, runs for it*
M. Sage- "Its not that bad, I'm a sexgirl! hahahaha" *looks around* "He's gone."
*Sasuke, Sakura walking together*
*Naruto runs between them*
Naruto- "no, no, my eyes, my eyes!" * Runs threw Sasuke and Sakura covering eyes*
Sakura- "NARUTO!!!!" anger
Sasuke- "Idiot" anger