Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Let Me Take Care of You ❯ Frustration and Planning ( Chapter 2 )

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi again! Well, here's the second chapter.

 

 

See you at the bottom!

 

 

~Warning: This chapter may cause serious mental illness / impaired mental state of mind. I must warn you now that if you dare continue, you must be 18 years or older...blah, blah, blah... Like I've said, this fic contains yaoi...blah, blah, blah...once again, must be 18 years or older...blah... Is it legal yet?~

 

 

 

 

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~Frustration and Planning~

 

 

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Kakashi scowled at the cheerful grin on Naruto's face as he approached him. How the hell could he be so happy while Kakashi was going through a crisis? The other two members of Squad 7 followed behind him. Sakura, ever the energetic teenage flirt, was attempting to engage a bored-looking Sasuke in a conversation he seemed to want no part of...as always. The siver-haired instructor narrowed his visible eye at the three when they came to a halt in front of him. "You're all late," he dead-panned. Naruto grinned at him.

 

 

"Well, you see, Kakashi-sensei, there was this little old lady who needed our help crossing the street. Then, we had to help a baby bird back into its nest. After that, well...I guess you could say we all just got lost on the path of life," Naruto snickered uncontrollably. Sakura giggled a bit and Sasuke gave a small smirk at the blonde's rare show of wit. Kakashi glared at the blue-eyed blonde. Little brat. How dare he take Kakashi's own perfectly legitimate excuses and throw them back in his face! An electric-blue eye rolled skyward. To think, Kakashi had scheduled this impromtu training excercise to help his stress problem-and help the three Genin train, of course-and had even been polite enough to arrive only two-and-a-half hours late. Then these three had the nerve to test his patience and come an hour later than him!

 

 

"Are you okay, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked. Kakashi took a deep breath. Okay? ~Okay?!~ No, he was ~not~ okay! These three had known him long enough to realize he ~never~ wanted to do extra work; he'd much rather laze around and read the latest in the Icha Icha Paradise series. For Kakashi to ~want~ to train, he ~had~ to be stressed. But how was he supposed to tell the thirteen-year-olds the reason?

 

 

Kakashi had not had sex with Iruka for six days, nineteen hours, forty-six minutes, and 8...9...10 seconds. But who was counting? He had been forced to be without his lover's sweet, nourishing body for almost a week now. All because he had "stolen," as his Iruka had said, thirty-six mission reports he was reviewing and fifty-seven homework essays his students had worked on. Honestly! Kakashi had just been trying to help his Iruka out, but his lover had seen it only as a ploy to get him into bed. Oh, and when Iruka said "no sex," he truly meant it. All this time, Kakashi hadn't been ablt to grip, grab, grope, lick, touch, bite, suck, hell, not even ~poke~ his dolphin! Ah, but he couldn't tell that to three immature Henin now, could he? No, that would get him into even ~more~ trouble with his stubborn love...

 

 

So instead, he took the easy way out. "We're escorting the Fire Lord and his wife to the Land of Waves next month for a negotiation. It's a while away and a simple C-rank mission, but you guys need all the training you can get...in case it gets nasty," he added. Sasuke and Naruto scowled at him; Sakura gave him a suspicious glance, but shrugged. Kakashi tooka another deep breath. reached into his pocket, and drew out two small objects. This would give him time to think. He shook the objects. "Remember these?" Three seperate nods. "Good. You know the drill. Before noon, or no lunch."

 

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~3 days later~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

 

Kakashi had it. The absolute, most brilliant plan in the history of horny, frustrated shinobi. It had already been nine days, four hours, fifty-five minutes, and seventeen seconds since he'd even been allowed to kiss his dolphin. However, his plan would make his Iruka forget all about his "no sex punishment." Kakashi wasn't the only one suffering in the Hatake-Umino household. He couldn't believe his luck. Kami must have a special place for the silver-haired man, because the timing for his "punishment" (and consequently, his plan), couldn't have been better. Kakashi smirked from behind his precious orange book and watched Iruka take another mission report and make small talk with Genma, Raidou, Kotetsu, and Izumo. Inner Kakashi grinned at his plan and all the perverted possibilities that were now promised to him.

 

 

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~To be continued?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

 

Phew! Finally updated! So...anyone wanna guess why the "punishment" timing was so great for our beloved Kakashi's plan? Wanna guess what his plan is? What about where Kakashi hid Iruka's papers? Wanna find out? Gotta leave a review! If you guess right and want me to, I'll dedicate that part of the chapter to you! TTYL, babes!