Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Life of Jiraiya's team ❯ PERVERTS! ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Naruto_Fan_101 
Just a look at a normal Day in the team
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.14.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 802 | Visits: 509 | Status: Completed
Just a look at a normal Day in the team
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.14.2007 | Pages: 1 | Words: 802 | Visits: 509 | Status: Completed
14-year-old Masa Kimiko’s eye twitched at her team’s pervertedness. “ARASHI! HARU !!! ERO-SENNIN-SENSEI!!!! YOU PERVERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CALL THAT RESEARCH!? 1: YOU’RE DOING “RESEARCH” FOR A FUCKING PORN BOOK!!! 2: YOU’RE JUST PEEPING ON GIRLS SWIMMING IN FUCKING SLUTTY BIKINIS!!!” she yelled at them from her spot on her towel.
“Hey, just cuz you don’t have a chest, or the body to even pass as a girl, doesn’t mean you have to rant on those who do!” called Uzumaki Arashi. She couldn’t stand him sometimes! He was ok, one of her closet friends, she guessed, just a perverted, loud-mouthed, jackass most the time.
“Shut up, Arashi-baka!” she ordered returning to her book.
“Take off the jacket, than.” She looked up to see Arashi crutching in front of her with at stupid, cocky, grin of his.
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Cuz, I don’t wanna, you baka. Now, lemme read.”
“HEY! Haru, come over here!” he called. Glorie Haru walked over. Kimiko just ignored them, assuming they were just going to bother her. Instead Arashi grabbed her arms and Haru grabbed her legs and they throw her in the water. She appeared at the surface again with her aqua green hair have fallen out of her hat.
“ER!!! YOU 2 SUCK!!!!!” She swam to the shore and jumped out. “You’re dead!!!” She ran after them trying to hit them with kunais. Then Jiraiya walked over and grabbed Kimiko by her jacket and Arashi by his arm.
“You 2, please stop! We’re here to train! Now, stop fighting!” he ordered.
“You’re such a hypocrite! Us fighting is the only training we get!” reminded Haru and Arashi.
“Their right, Arashi’s the only one that’s even learned anything from you, and he can only summon a tadpole!”
“Shut up, Kimi!!” yelled Arashi
“Why? Cuz your weaker than a girl! I can summon a full grown tiger!” teased Kimiko. “And where do you get off callin me Kimi!?”
“KIMI! KIMI! KIMIKIMIKIMI!!!” called a aqua green haired boy running over. “Why is you’re sensei holding you?”
“Tried to kill Arashi again. Now, what’chu need, Naruto (Will be explained later)?” asked Kimiko unzipping her jacket and wiggling out of it.
“Dad says you’ve gotta come home now. We need to go see uncle.” explained Naruto.
“Err…why now?” sighed Kimiko
“Yeah, we were having fun, right Haru?” joked Arashi.
“I’m really glad I have a normal team…” declared Naruto looking relieved. “Anywho…c’mon, sis.” Kimiko followed her little brother after yelling to Jiraiya to just burn the jacket. “So, what did they do this time?”
“He was teasing me about not looking like a girl, and then him and Haru throw me in the water.” explained Kimiko putting her hands behind her head. “He’s gonna say that to someone less kind than me and get his ass kicked.” Naruto looked at his sister.
“Do you even notice what you do!?” he asked
“Yeah, I hold back. You know that, Naruto-oto-san (younger brother)!”
“Point taken. Weren’t you there to train?”
“Yeah, what do you think I was doing, tryin’ to kill Arashi? That’s our training!” laughed Kimiko ruffling her brother’s hair.
Rest of Ero-sennin’s team
“Maybe she has a point…” Haru wondered
“Hell no, dude. This Kimiko we’re about! She just can’t stand perverts!” reminded Arashi. “But…just maybe….what the hell am I saying? This is Kimiko! HAHAHA!! She’s just a dumb girl.” Haru rolled his eyes. Arashi was a really bad lair. They both knew Kimiko was one of their best friends, and their differences were what made the team so good. Arashi was hard head that wouldn’t give up, Kimiko was the smart one that made sure they didn’t die, Haru was the one that would point out anything Kimiko may have forgotten, and Jiraiya…was Jiraiya. “C’mon, Haru, we’ve gotta train now.”
“Without Kimiko? That’s a first.”
“We’ve a prank mission. The Kimiko’s dad’s got some important dude, she told me, she said feel free to prank, she can’t stand him, just let her help. Did you know her dad was in the Council?” explained Arashi.
“No, HA! That’s weird, why would Kimiko tell us to do that?”
“Dunno.”
“Hey, just cuz you don’t have a chest, or the body to even pass as a girl, doesn’t mean you have to rant on those who do!” called Uzumaki Arashi. She couldn’t stand him sometimes! He was ok, one of her closet friends, she guessed, just a perverted, loud-mouthed, jackass most the time.
“Shut up, Arashi-baka!” she ordered returning to her book.
“Take off the jacket, than.” She looked up to see Arashi crutching in front of her with at stupid, cocky, grin of his.
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Cuz, I don’t wanna, you baka. Now, lemme read.”
“HEY! Haru, come over here!” he called. Glorie Haru walked over. Kimiko just ignored them, assuming they were just going to bother her. Instead Arashi grabbed her arms and Haru grabbed her legs and they throw her in the water. She appeared at the surface again with her aqua green hair have fallen out of her hat.
“ER!!! YOU 2 SUCK!!!!!” She swam to the shore and jumped out. “You’re dead!!!” She ran after them trying to hit them with kunais. Then Jiraiya walked over and grabbed Kimiko by her jacket and Arashi by his arm.
“You 2, please stop! We’re here to train! Now, stop fighting!” he ordered.
“You’re such a hypocrite! Us fighting is the only training we get!” reminded Haru and Arashi.
“Their right, Arashi’s the only one that’s even learned anything from you, and he can only summon a tadpole!”
“Shut up, Kimi!!” yelled Arashi
“Why? Cuz your weaker than a girl! I can summon a full grown tiger!” teased Kimiko. “And where do you get off callin me Kimi!?”
“KIMI! KIMI! KIMIKIMIKIMI!!!” called a aqua green haired boy running over. “Why is you’re sensei holding you?”
“Tried to kill Arashi again. Now, what’chu need, Naruto (Will be explained later)?” asked Kimiko unzipping her jacket and wiggling out of it.
“Dad says you’ve gotta come home now. We need to go see uncle.” explained Naruto.
“Err…why now?” sighed Kimiko
“Yeah, we were having fun, right Haru?” joked Arashi.
“I’m really glad I have a normal team…” declared Naruto looking relieved. “Anywho…c’mon, sis.” Kimiko followed her little brother after yelling to Jiraiya to just burn the jacket. “So, what did they do this time?”
“He was teasing me about not looking like a girl, and then him and Haru throw me in the water.” explained Kimiko putting her hands behind her head. “He’s gonna say that to someone less kind than me and get his ass kicked.” Naruto looked at his sister.
“Do you even notice what you do!?” he asked
“Yeah, I hold back. You know that, Naruto-oto-san (younger brother)!”
“Point taken. Weren’t you there to train?”
“Yeah, what do you think I was doing, tryin’ to kill Arashi? That’s our training!” laughed Kimiko ruffling her brother’s hair.
Rest of Ero-sennin’s team
“Maybe she has a point…” Haru wondered
“Hell no, dude. This Kimiko we’re about! She just can’t stand perverts!” reminded Arashi. “But…just maybe….what the hell am I saying? This is Kimiko! HAHAHA!! She’s just a dumb girl.” Haru rolled his eyes. Arashi was a really bad lair. They both knew Kimiko was one of their best friends, and their differences were what made the team so good. Arashi was hard head that wouldn’t give up, Kimiko was the smart one that made sure they didn’t die, Haru was the one that would point out anything Kimiko may have forgotten, and Jiraiya…was Jiraiya. “C’mon, Haru, we’ve gotta train now.”
“Without Kimiko? That’s a first.”
“We’ve a prank mission. The Kimiko’s dad’s got some important dude, she told me, she said feel free to prank, she can’t stand him, just let her help. Did you know her dad was in the Council?” explained Arashi.
“No, HA! That’s weird, why would Kimiko tell us to do that?”
“Dunno.”