Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Love, Sake, & A Conga Line ❯ Chatroom # 14986412487 ... ( Chapter 10 )

Naruto is 19 years old. Now figure everyone else's age out.

 

`Thinking'

`Inner Whoever Thinking'

*Sound Effects*

**Flashback**

 

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I think Tsunade's got the hots for him. *wink wink*

I don't own Meatloaf. The old guy not the food! I don't own AIM.

 

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Chapter Ten

 

Shino, Kiba, and Akamaru triumphantly walked through the main gate of their beloved home village. After being turned down by the other four elemental countries, Konoha received a desperate request to rid Scotland of the fearsome Loch Ness Monster. Normally they wouldn't have taken such a ridiculous mission but the enormous sum accompanying the request made them take their chances with Nessie. After reporting to Tsunade, the group split up leaving Shino to make the long walk home alone. Usually he felt like his life was one big game of Solitaire, but today, nothing could bring him down. A feeling of self confidence surged throughout his body. A glance to the left revealed two small children, a girl and a boy, that were no more than four years old and holding hands. The girl had incredibly short black hair with really big gray eyes and the boy wore dark circular glasses with short raven hair that miraculously shot straight up. He was instantly reminded of a certain woman he would prefer to be walking with instead.

 

`It never works out in the end. We've been down this road.'

`That was then. Naruto doesn't scare me! If anything, I scare him! In fact, I scare a lot of people! All the little kiddies run in fear of the Shino-monster!'

`Keep talking like that and you'll scare her too.'

`Yes well .... Today's the day I win her back! I'll prove to her I'm better than that blonde candy-ass!'

 

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“STOP RIGHT THERE!”

 

Naruto froze in his steps at the end of the hallway, several feet away from Hinata's door.

 

`How did she even know I was-'

“Before you go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever, do you need me? Will you never leave me?”

`Oh, she's singing. I swear, when she's not looking I'm going to burn her Meatloaf CDs'

“Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now! Before you go any further do you love me? Will you love me forever?”

 

He quietly slid open the door to see Hinata dancing around in a pair of shorts and a loose t-shirt. She was accompanied by a giant stuffed penguin he had given her last weekend. She had named him Paco for no apparent reason whatsoever. He leaned against the door frame and watched her wiggle her butt until she turned around and acknowledged his existence. Before she could do anything, he deftly kissed her and pulled a small package out of his pocket.

 

“I got you something.”

 

Her smile was brilliant but she couldn't help but wonder what was in so light a package.

 

“HA! `Got something for me' my butt! This is for you!”

 

The box contained a small slip of paper that read:

 

For one twenty-four (24) hour period, you can

use and abuse Uzumaki Naruto to fulfill

all your deepest fantasies and wildest dreams.

He promises to be your devoted sex slave

for the duration.

 

“Of course I got it for you. I want all your dreams to come true.”

“That's sweet but I know what you're really after.”

“And what would that be?”

 

 

He slipped his arms around her waist as he waited for her reply, bringing his head down to gently nuzzle her neck as well. She leaned in and softly whispered something in his ear that the infuriated nin outside her window couldn't hear. Shino's eyebrows twitched so much that they looked like they were either dancing or trying to mate like bunnies.

 

`I can't believe my glasses! *sigh* I am at a loss for words. Hinata, my love, surely you jest!' (lmao. He's having a Kuno moment!)

`What did I tell you about talking like that?'

`I swear on my grandmother's disturbingly voluminous underpants that she will be mine!'

`You're a piece of work … and this is coming from yourself. Imagine what other people are saying.'

 

Ignoring the lovely voice in his head, Shino remained outside Hinata's window, even after she left, patiently waiting for Naruto to return.

 

`Wouldn't it be smarter to wait outside of hisplace? You know, because he lives there and all …'

 

He didn't respond to himself, preferring to jump off the roof, narrowly missing Naruto's head.

 

“Shino?”

“Listen, I want Hinata back. So leave her. *scary face* Now.”

“Uh … are you feeling ok?”

“You heard me.”

“I can't do that. I love her.”

“Don't make me choke. Can't say I didn't warn you. I'll get her back one way or another.”

 

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`Thisis what you meant? Buddy, you're lame.'

 

Shino's bright idea, his fantastic plan, the scheme to end all schemes, was AOL Instant Messenger. He signed into his AIM account and saw that both Hinata and Naruto were online. He swiftly blocked Naruto, moved him from `friends' to his special `enemies' group, and double-clicked “xXhotparkaXx” to send Hinata a declaration of his love.

 

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CHATROOM# 14986412487

xXhotparkaXx: oh look shino's on

HOkage2b: I think he just blocked me

xXhotparkaXx: brb. He just sent me a msg

HOkage2b: lemme guess. He asked you to dumb me?

xXhotparkaXx: OMFG. One sec

xXhotparkaXx: “bugginU: Hinata I <3 u! take me back! PLZ! Leave that demon freak! Im a real man! I need u!”

HOkage2b: he said WHAT??? Invite him in!!

bugginU has joined the room

HOkage2b: whats ur problem shino? I already told u to drop it

bugginU: SHES MINE and u wont evaporate! THAT'S my problem!

HOkage2b: psycho shes reading this

bugginU: oh yeah. Be my GF Hinata!

xXhotparkaXx: um … no thank u

HOkage2b: BURN! ROFLMFAO! =P

bugginU: not giving up. bbl

bugginU has left the room

HOkage2b: told u I wasnt lying. So what r u going 2 do?

xXhotparkaXx: im with u silly. And im no 2tymer so shino can take a hike

HOkage2b: that's my girl r u still coming over?

xXhotparkaXx: deff

 

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*knock knock*

 

Naruto opened the door to reveal his stunning girlfriend, dressed to kill in a graceful red dress that showed off all her womanly features. She pressed her body against his, teasing and enticing him, erasing any thoughts of the pot on the stove. He wrapped his arms around her slender waist and pulled her even closer. They stayed in this embrace for a while before he tilted her chin, angling her head for a sensual kiss. He could feel her coming alive as her unrestrained nipples hardened and grazed his chest. Her body began to unconsciously undulate against his as her desire grew. He couldn't resist forcing her back against the wall and pinning her arms above her head, pushing his body firmly against hers as well. She could feel his steadily growing erection on her thigh and she moaned with expectation. She was just as aroused as he was and wouldn't be able to hold off for much longer. He quickly let go of her hands and brought her legs up and around his waist, pushing the dress aside for better access. He was surprised to find that she was panty less but moved past this, instead focusing on her sweet core. He ran his fingers between her netherlips, watching his hand become slick with her juices. She arched her back and let out a groan that only increased his arousal. He swiftly dropped his trousers and rammed into her awaiting center, feeling her muscles compress around his member. He wasted no time in pummeling her, achieving a pace that had them both sweating, moaning and groaning the others name. Hinata's hands alternated between banging the wall behind her and wrenching his hair into a vise-like grip. She felt her orgasm approaching and verbally urged him to bring her to completion, but as she felt herself teetering off that mystical cliff, he pulled out of her. He carried her over to the stove, turned it off, and then placed her back against the cool surface of the refrigerator. He kissed feverishly along her jaw line, saying,

 

“Don't want to burn it.”

 

Naruto entered her again, spreading pleasure through her body. He regained his pace, rocking the fridge dangerously and sending the magnets to the floor. He whipped them around, never pulling out, and rested her butt on the sink. He gripped her rosy cheeks, (you know which ones) and slammed himself in and out of her. Hinata squealed her approval and felt her orgasm approach once more. She didn't want that “almost-there” feeling to end just yet so Hinata wedged her foot between them and kicked him onto the floor, descending on him and impaling herself to the hilt in one quick motion. She rocked her hips in short, quick bucks, riding him like a horse while her hands curled into her own hair. He felt the pressure build up in his balls and he gripped her hips to still her movements. He rose, lifting them both off the ground. Naruto splayed her out on his round kitchen table, knocking a few chairs to the floor, tore off his shirt and drove into her once more. This time he was more forceful and soon enough they were both panting and moaning. Hinata felt her orgasm surge through her body, spending and unquenchable heat from her blood red toenails to the follicles of hair on her head. One of her hands had the counter in a death grip while the other made long scratches down Naruto's back. That hand rested firmly on his buttocks while he kept up his pace. He triggered multiple orgasms in Hinata's center which squeezed his throbbing manhood but still held off. She clung to him desperately while each orgasm took over her body.

 

“Please! *gasp* Please! I can't *gasp* take anymore!”

 

Then she had another orgasm.

 

“Where *gasp* are you getting *gasp* all this stamina from? AHH!”

 

She was in heaven but with all the pleasure she could slowly feel herself starting to lose consciousness and she at least wanted to be awake to thank him, but he just kept going. Finally, she kicked him off her and collapsed on the floor, totally spent. He lay on his back beside her and looked at her flushed face with a sly smile on his own.

 

*one hour later*

 

“I could hurt you right now! My legs won't move and I think you tore another hole in my vagina.”

“If you think that's bad my erection won't go away! If you'd just let me-”

“Uhuh. Too sore.”

“How about-”

“Heck no!”

 

They still lay side by side on his kitchen floor, holding hands. Naruto sometimes thought it was funny to poke her cooter, giving her painful but pleasurable shock waves. Each time she would squeeze him erection, causing him to involuntarily raise hips off the ground. They stayed like for another half an hour until Hinata regained the use of her legs and brought Naruto a pitcher of ice-cold water.

 

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Sorry for any mistakes, I didn't edit this one.