Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Make 'Em British ❯ Friendly ( Chapter 2 )
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By: PrettyKitty93 
Nami begins her experiment, while Edward tries to get friendly with Naruto.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 04.25.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 308 | Status: Completed
Nami begins her experiment, while Edward tries to get friendly with Naruto.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Hentai / Romance | Type: Yaoi | Uploaded On: 04.25.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 308 | Status: Completed
Title: Make 'Em British (1st in the World-Wide Ninja Series)
Author: PrettyKitty93
Warnings: Bad Language, Over-Abundance of Sex in the later chapters, implied Master/slave stuff, Yaoi, & implied yuri.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto series or any of the characters, they are the property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is just for fun, I do not make any money from this fic.
Author's Notes: Hey, I just wanted to take the time to say that this is the first time I've ever really posted any yaoi Naruto fan-fics on the web and I appreciate any comments on it. This story just started out as something I write at like one in the morning when I'm bored, so I decided to share and see if people like it or not. Since it really doesn't take place in Konoha, it could be considered AU I suppose... Well enjoy!
“I wanted to tell you about this I made, two perfectly innocent love potions that are disguised as sodas. First is the lemon-lime potion just for Naruto, because I know he loves lemon-lime soda-”
“How do you know?”
“I asked, duh. So anyways, the lemon-lime soda will kind of do some rather tricky things to his body like… make him a little bit more ‘roused than usual. Or a lotta bit: I don’t know for sure, it’s a prototype. And then the cola- well it’s not really a cola, the real stuff is just in a clear liquid I poured in the cola. But any way, the cola will make anyone only have eyes for Naruto… and there might be extra side effects, but like I said, they’re prototypes.”
“It sounds like you just made a bunch of lust potions to get Naruto’s mind off Sasuke, didn’t you?”
“Well that was the point…” Nami whined. “But this’ll be fun, you’ll enjoy it.”
“And Naruto is just blessed to have such a busy body as a sister,” Saffron remarked sarcastically as she continued on her work.
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“So did you have any plans for the evening?” Edward asked Naruto at dinner, trying to make small talk.
“No, not tonight,” Naruto replied, thinking about his evening. Well, he came home, did homework, checked his e-mails, played some videogames… and that was it. “How about you?”
“No, not me either. I had so much homework to do that I can’t tonight,” he replied with an rather average answer.
“Hey Ed, what kinds of things do you like doing in your free time?”
“Hmm, writing, playing or listening to music, and sometimes hanging out with my friend Jonathan,”
Naruto racked his brain, trying to remember who Jonathan was: oh yeah, the skirt chaser. He was in a couple of his classes, and he just so happened to remember him because he stood out looks-wise. He had the complexion of milk chocolate, yet had moderately short hair that was a very dark brown. You didn’t see many people as dark as him in Konoha or London. Apparently the girls in their school took his stand-out looks as sexy.
“You have an eventful life, don’t you?” Naruto teased with his usual mocking sarcasm. Although Naruto knows it bugs the blue-haired boy to be teased, sometimes its just second-nature to him for him to just do it anyways. The only problem with that is, Edward always seems to take every smart remark personally.
‘Like he was now,’ Naruto noted, noticing the boy’s scowl.
“So what kinds of exciting things did you do in Konoha then?”
Naruto racked his brain yet again for a plausible answer. They never really did anything that spectacular in Konoha, but whatever they did do, it was just more fun because he had a close group of friends and his boyfriend by his side. Not to mention he could always have more “fun” with Sasuke than he probably ever could with anyone else. Especially someone like Edward. “Nothing all that great besides just hanging out.”
“Everywhere you go, you’ll probably see that the activity of choice is just to hang around with friends, am I right?”
“Right…”
“Well maybe we should hang around sometime, hm? I mean we live in the same place and yet hardly ever see each other,” Edward suggested.
“Its because you don’t like me, or the way I act. I can’t possibly imagine us doing anything together without arguing, you’re just too serious for me. Every time I make a little joke or tease you a bit, you give me this pissy look like you don’t even know why you bother with me,” Naruto confessed.
Edward had a slightly hurt look on his face, despite the fact he usually tries not to let his emotions show. Naruto had the exact opposite idea about him! Sure Edward does get kind of upset in reaction to Naruto’s jokes, but he did want to get to know him better!
“…But I appreciate you trying to get along with me,” Naruto added at the last second.
The other boy could see this was going nowhere fast, so he decided to just excuse himself and leave.
“Oh well,” Naruto sighed, before drinking the last of his Sprite. “Might as well go to my room and check my e-mail.”
To Be Continued
Author: PrettyKitty93
Warnings: Bad Language, Over-Abundance of Sex in the later chapters, implied Master/slave stuff, Yaoi, & implied yuri.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto series or any of the characters, they are the property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is just for fun, I do not make any money from this fic.
Author's Notes: Hey, I just wanted to take the time to say that this is the first time I've ever really posted any yaoi Naruto fan-fics on the web and I appreciate any comments on it. This story just started out as something I write at like one in the morning when I'm bored, so I decided to share and see if people like it or not. Since it really doesn't take place in Konoha, it could be considered AU I suppose... Well enjoy!
Make 'Em British
Chapter Two: Friendly
“What is it that you wanted me to see?” Saffron asked as she stepped into the kitchen, which was a mess now thanks to Nami, which meant she’d have to be the one to clean it before the chef needed to prepare dinner.Chapter Two: Friendly
“I wanted to tell you about this I made, two perfectly innocent love potions that are disguised as sodas. First is the lemon-lime potion just for Naruto, because I know he loves lemon-lime soda-”
“How do you know?”
“I asked, duh. So anyways, the lemon-lime soda will kind of do some rather tricky things to his body like… make him a little bit more ‘roused than usual. Or a lotta bit: I don’t know for sure, it’s a prototype. And then the cola- well it’s not really a cola, the real stuff is just in a clear liquid I poured in the cola. But any way, the cola will make anyone only have eyes for Naruto… and there might be extra side effects, but like I said, they’re prototypes.”
“It sounds like you just made a bunch of lust potions to get Naruto’s mind off Sasuke, didn’t you?”
“Well that was the point…” Nami whined. “But this’ll be fun, you’ll enjoy it.”
“And Naruto is just blessed to have such a busy body as a sister,” Saffron remarked sarcastically as she continued on her work.
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“So did you have any plans for the evening?” Edward asked Naruto at dinner, trying to make small talk.
“No, not tonight,” Naruto replied, thinking about his evening. Well, he came home, did homework, checked his e-mails, played some videogames… and that was it. “How about you?”
“No, not me either. I had so much homework to do that I can’t tonight,” he replied with an rather average answer.
“Hey Ed, what kinds of things do you like doing in your free time?”
“Hmm, writing, playing or listening to music, and sometimes hanging out with my friend Jonathan,”
Naruto racked his brain, trying to remember who Jonathan was: oh yeah, the skirt chaser. He was in a couple of his classes, and he just so happened to remember him because he stood out looks-wise. He had the complexion of milk chocolate, yet had moderately short hair that was a very dark brown. You didn’t see many people as dark as him in Konoha or London. Apparently the girls in their school took his stand-out looks as sexy.
“You have an eventful life, don’t you?” Naruto teased with his usual mocking sarcasm. Although Naruto knows it bugs the blue-haired boy to be teased, sometimes its just second-nature to him for him to just do it anyways. The only problem with that is, Edward always seems to take every smart remark personally.
‘Like he was now,’ Naruto noted, noticing the boy’s scowl.
“So what kinds of exciting things did you do in Konoha then?”
Naruto racked his brain yet again for a plausible answer. They never really did anything that spectacular in Konoha, but whatever they did do, it was just more fun because he had a close group of friends and his boyfriend by his side. Not to mention he could always have more “fun” with Sasuke than he probably ever could with anyone else. Especially someone like Edward. “Nothing all that great besides just hanging out.”
“Everywhere you go, you’ll probably see that the activity of choice is just to hang around with friends, am I right?”
“Right…”
“Well maybe we should hang around sometime, hm? I mean we live in the same place and yet hardly ever see each other,” Edward suggested.
“Its because you don’t like me, or the way I act. I can’t possibly imagine us doing anything together without arguing, you’re just too serious for me. Every time I make a little joke or tease you a bit, you give me this pissy look like you don’t even know why you bother with me,” Naruto confessed.
Edward had a slightly hurt look on his face, despite the fact he usually tries not to let his emotions show. Naruto had the exact opposite idea about him! Sure Edward does get kind of upset in reaction to Naruto’s jokes, but he did want to get to know him better!
“…But I appreciate you trying to get along with me,” Naruto added at the last second.
The other boy could see this was going nowhere fast, so he decided to just excuse himself and leave.
“Oh well,” Naruto sighed, before drinking the last of his Sprite. “Might as well go to my room and check my e-mail.”
To Be Continued