Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Malfunctions ❯ Chapter 1

Malfunctions by This Person and You Know Who

 

You Know Who (acertaininsomniac) and This Person do not own “Naruto” or any of the characters!!!!

 

Rated: M

Pairing/s: Sasuke/Sexy Jutsu…Sasuke/Naruto

 

 

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NARUTO P.O.V.

 

Dear God. Why did today have to be the only day I have alone with Sasuke? Kakashi is such an ass. I had a giant bowl at Ichiraku's with my name all over it, but no! Training all day, just me and Mr. Teme.

 

I hate to sound like Shikamaru here, but what a drag.

 

My perfect orange outfit is ruined, for now. Apparently, Sakura got tired of seeing it. The funeral was last night. A burn hole, right through it! I'll never be the same. Damn Sasuke for teaching her that fire jutsu!!

 

And it's so damned hot too. I had to be reduced to a tank top and some shorts I had laying around.

 

Damn it all to hell anyway. *scoff*

 

~*~*~*~

 

OUT THERE P.O.V.

 

Sasuke sighed. Naruto was late. Again.

 

He didn't have time for this. He could be sleeping, or training alone, but he had to be with the one person he couldn't stand, actually he couldn't stand a lot of people, but Naruto seemed to be the only one able to get an actual rise out of him. Recently though, he felt it wasn't because he hated him…but because he couldn't handle himself for very long. Maybe it was this horrid heat, he didn't know. Something about this month has just kept him on the edge, and on the brink of insanity.

 

Damn Sakura for learning so quickly.

 

Naruto jogged up in a black, skin tight and already dripping tank top and long shorts. Sasuke almost wished he was allowed to think what came up when he thought of what could be under those shorts.

 

`Stop!' he thought. `This is so wrong.'

 

“You gonna stand there all day like a teme, or are we gonna get on with this?” Naruto sneered, coming to a halt about five feet away his arms crossed over his chest.

 

“Get bent,” Sasuke tossed running back a couple more yards.

 

For just a moment, Naruto was stunned. Sasuke was normally better that that. Come on.

 

The training commenced shortly, and the morning slid away taking the day with it. The afternoon sun was dying in the west. Naruto and Sasuke had finally stopped, the fire orange sky their sign to finish up for the day.

 

Kakashi was going to hear from Sasuke when he got the chance.

 

“That was pathetic!” Sasuke yelled, getting closer to Naruto. “You didn't get a single hit in! Where's your head, Dobe!?”

 

“My head!? You're the teinousha that couldn't aim right! I mean, give me a break! You couldn't hit me if I put a target over my head and did a little dance!” Naruto yelled back, his hands on his hips.

 

All that sexual frustration? For Sasuke? Yeah, it wasn't there now. Anger filled him and he strode forward knocking Naruto down with the first hit.

 

“What the-?!” Naruto yelled, grabbing his face while he stumbled on to his back on the dying grass.

 

Sasuke was on top of him in no time, ready to start striking him again. “I have perfect aim! You're the faulty one!”

 

“Me? Faulty?” Naruto scoffed. “Everything about me works perfectly.”

 

“Oh yeah?” Sasuke snarled. “What about that one jutsu? The one you've hidden since day one! You never show it to me!”

 

“So?! Like you'd be able to master it anyway!”

 

Naruto stuck his tongue out at Sasuke and received a smack to the side of his head.

 

“Fine!” the blonde yelled jumping up, already forming the hand signs.

 

Sasuke sat back in the already darkening space, the whole area empty except for the two.

 

“Oiroke no jutsu!” Naruto yelled before a billow of smoke plumed out making Sasuke cough.

 

“Smoke? Is that-” he wasn't able to finish before the smoke all but cleared, revealing the blonde.

 

All he could do was stare. A perfect form, slender, supple, everything the brunette pictured in the jutsu.

 

“Well?” Naruto cooed, blowing a kiss towards Sasuke. Sasuke looked away from the enticing stance, a slight blush darkening his features.

 

Naruto laughed. “You're in love! You sick bastard!”

 

“Shut up!” Sasuke retorted, putting his hands firmly on his lap.

 

“You're a sick, sick bastard, Sasuke! God!! Look away,” Naruto jeered his now feminine hands on curved hips. He began to release the jutsu, but a startled expression spread across his face.

 

“What?” Sasuke asked standing. He looked off towards the trees, trying to calm himself and his libido.

 

“It won't release! I can't change back!”

 

Faulty?

 

“Didn't I say something about you being faulty?” Sasuke sneered, walking towards the blonde bombshell.

 

Naked?

 

“Stay away from me, you perv. God, you're worse than the pervy sage!”

 

Mine.

 

Sasuke didn't say anything as he closed the gap between them. This was exactly what he needed. He quickly grabbed a hold of Naruto's shoulders. Naruto gaped at him before mouthing, `Don't you DARE!' at a loss of his voice.

 

Sasuke smirked as he pulled the feminine form of Naruto against himself. “What was that? I couldn't hear you. You say you want me to kiss you?”

 

A blush covered Naruto's face before he said vehemently, “You're Fucking Disgusting!!”

 

“You'd think so,” Sasuke smirked, blowing a phantom kiss on the blonde's neck. “But, you're the one who did the jutsu in the first place. You're asking for it.”

 

Naruto was shocked. Embarrassed, to say the least, that a part of him jumped at Sasuke's request.

 

“I knew it,” Sasuke chuckled, a low feral laughter.

 

Before Naruto knew it, the brunette's lips were pressed firmly against his own, longingly and hungrily. The part that had jumped before jumped again, shouting and screaming, “Respond! Respond!”

 

Surprisingly, he did. Naruto's feminine arms wrapped around the stoic boy's neck as his hands dug into the brunette hair. Sasuke pulled the shapely body of his companion desperately against his own as his tongue feverishly begged for entrance. Naruto couldn't help but squeak as he felt Sasuke's tongue at his lips. He opened his mouth cautiously and Sasuke quickly ravished him. Sasuke groaned at the taste of the blonde's mouth. Ramen, not surprising since the boy lived off the noodle bi-product. The taste filled his own mouth making his stomach roar. The hunger wasn't necessarily for food. Sasuke bit down on Naruto's luscious bottom lip, a small growl playing in his throat. The blonde whimpered, his fingers tightening in the locks he grasped. He pulled himself closer, as if to fill that hunger.

 

The kiss ended as both needed air. Sasuke's glazed eyes betrayed his animalistic hunger.

 

“I need you,” he breathlessly whispered.

 

“Then have me,” Naruto murmured, bringing the brunette back to himself into a passionate kiss.

 

Sasuke couldn't help himself as his hands ran over the soft, supple curves of his comrade. Naruto's fingers reached for the hem of the other boy's shirt. He let the blonde lift the shirt over his head. As he felt the delicate boy run his hands over his abdomen he felt a definite strain that called for pants to come off.

 

The eagerness pressed the two against a large oak. Sasuke pushed his pectorals against Naruto's full breasts. The blonde hissed at the feeling of the bark rubbing against his naked back. The stoic boy softly put his hands to Naruto's breasts and weighed them. A smirk flashed across his face before he quickly latched his mouth onto one of the tan boy/girl's (^,^) nipples. The blonde's head fell back with a silent cry as the brunette sucked and nipped him. Naruto's hands that were locked in Sasuke's hair moved down to the front of the stoic boy's pants. With quick work the pants fell showing Sasuke went in the buff.

 

Sasuke quickly pressed his heavy erection against Naruto's flat stomach. Suddenly there was a puff of smoke making him back away coughing. He looked up to see the male Naruto, fully clothed, against the tree. His lips were puffy, his face flushed, and Sasuke could definitely see the out line of his erection in the shorts. Naruto breathed hard as Sasuke closed the distance between them.

 

“That's better,” the black-eyed boy whispered in Naruto's ear before literally ripping the tight tank top off the blonde.

 

“Hey!” Naruto tried to yell in defense of his ruined tank top, but his voice was hoarse and needy. Two shirts ruined in little over twenty-four hours, but he didn't care.

 

Sasuke kissed the pulse in Naruto's neck before biting the tanned skin as his hand slid down the tan washboard stomach that enticed him. He pulled the blonde's clothed erection against his naked one and relished in the sound of his strangled cry. Naruto surprised the brunette as he grasped the pale cock. He pumped the engorged appendage, going to the head and smearing precum from the weeping slit. Sasuke gasped out loudly as his friend handled him. He was thrown off guard giving the Kyuubi vessel the opportunity to push him down on the dying grass.

 

Naruto was quickly on the stoic boy before he could protest. His tongue no-so-hesitantly licked the head of Sasuke's weeping dick. The brunette moaned urging on Naruto. The blonde slipped his mouth onto the pale boy's member and began to suck. Sasuke's hips bucked up hitting the back of the hyper-active nin's throat. Naruto held down the black-eye boy's hips as he began to deep throat the needy sonofabitch. `Pretty easy considering I have no gag reflex,' the blue-eyed boy thought as he laughed to himself causing wonderful vibrations to go through Sasuke's erection.

 

“Ah!...N-Naruto!...*moan*…s-stop…I-” Sasuke stuttered. He didn't want to come just yet.

 

Naruto let his comrade's dick out of his mouth and looked to his heavy-lidded eyes. Sasuke was bowed over him in a flash as he lay on his back.

 

“Now,” the brunette said with a husky voice as he quickly threw the shorts off of his object of desire. He brought his hand up to Naruto's mouth. The blonde began to suck on three of Sasuke's fingers as he was stroked at a killing pace by the stoic boy. The pale boy coaxed his fingers from Naruto's mouth bringing them to his puckered entrance. He slipped one finger into the blue-eyed boy's entrance hearing him hiss and began to rub his slit to ease him. The Uchiha eased another finger into Naruto and began to scissor him.

 

Naruto's eyes closed as Sasuke hit a sweet spot inside him and groaned. He looked to the pale boy's face seeing a smirk. There were now three fingers inside of him. He felt them move within him and touch that spot again. A strangled moan became known as Uzumaki saw a flash of white. He heard Sasuke chuckle above him.

 

“You get tired of my fingers yet, Dobe?” Sasuke asked thrusting his fingers hard at Naruto's g-spot again.

 

“…*moan*…Oh God…”

 

Sasuke hit the spot again. “Are you?”

 

“…Ah…uh…YES!!”

 

Sasuke pulled his fingers out smirking. “Good…I need your tight ass.” Sasuke helped Naruto to his hands and knees. He gazed lustfully at the tanned bottom in front of him. He gripped the blonde's hips as he positioned himself. Slowly he began to move into the tight anus. Naruto hissed at the intrusion. One of Sasuke's hands moved to the tanned boy's throbbing cock. He began to pump the boy's erection in turn feeling him relax. He quickly thrust inside the blonde while he was off guard. Naruto's head flew back and his back arched as the Uchiha hit his prostate. Sasuke made sure he didn't move, letting the Kyuubi vessels get used to him.

 

Naruto was shaking. It felt so good. He had to admit it was maybe a little better that ramen!! He clenched his muscles receiving a tortured groan from Sasuke. He soon decided he shouldn't have done that.

 

Sasuke gave a warning laugh before saying, “You should think about your actions, Baka.”

 

The Uchiha pulled out of Naruto so that only his head was still in the boy. He surged forward into the Uzumaki boy and hit his prostate hard. Naruto's arms shook as he cried out in bliss. Sasuke started a slow pace with hard thrusts, but soon the blonde was pushing back onto him. The pace grew rapid making the tan boy dig his fingers into the soil beneath them.

 

“Touch yourself!” Sasuke demanded in a husky yell. He didn't want to be the first to come…and he was so close.

 

Naruto did as his lover told him and began to stroke himself at the same pace as Sasuke's thrusts. He was almost there.

 

All at once, the blonde came with a yell, his seed spilling onto the ground. His muscles clenched driving Sasuke off the edge with a groan. His cum filled Naruto, some dripping down his tanned legs. They each fell forward. Sasuke wrapped his arms around the Uzumaki and pulled out, but remained hugging the blonde to himself.

 

Naruto began to laugh smally. “We gonna train again tomorrow?”

 

Sasuke returned a little laugh. “Sadly, Sakura and Kakashi are going to be with us, but we can train after we go to Ichiraku's.”

 

A startled look came upon Naruto's face. “You do realize now, I'm going to be shirtless tomorrow…besides that tank top you just tore up, all my clothes are at the Laundromat.”

 

“Then you're staying the night tomorrow, Dobe,” Sasuke said before kissing Naruto.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Kakashi stared at the boys the next day as they spared. Each seemed oddly relaxed on a hot day such as this. Naruto could be excused because he was shirtless, but Sasuke…

 

Not to mention the fact that the Uchiha boy seemed a little distracted and there were no complaints about yesterday. What exactly happened yesterday? And what was that bruise on Naruto's neck? He watched as the boys' fight was carried to the forest and all sound seemed to stop. Sakura stared after them with worry.

 

“You want me to check on them, Sensei?” she asked quickly.

 

A startling sound caught Kakashi's ear and an unseen smirk flashed across his face. “I don't think that's necessary.”

 

Sakura only stared at Kakashi like he was crazy.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Sasuke groaned as he disarmed Naruto. He quickly pushed the shirtless boy against a tree, his body holding the boy there.

 

“I don't think I can last any longer, Usuratonkachi,” the brunette said before covering the blonde's mouth with his own.

 

Naruto moaned loudly into the kiss before ending it. “I can just tell my ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.”

 

Sasuke grabbed said ass, earning a gasp, and laughed smally. “Maybe a week instead.”