Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Menagerie – A Collection of Naruto Shorts ❯ Genma Sensei ( Chapter 1 )

Enter standard disclaimer here.  Nope, not mine, not mine at all…damn…

Menagerie - A Collection of Naruto Shorts

Story One - Genma Sensei

By - Wicked Innuendo

"Gennin kunoichis," Genma muttered under his breath, switching the long senbon to opposite corner of his mouth.  They giggled and blushed and whispered; they took nothing he said seriously.  How the hell did he get stuck briefing these preteen ninja-ettes on their new duties during the reconstruction phase of post war Konaho? 

Now they were huddled together, Inoshi's daughter, what was her name again, was pointing in his direction while that pink haired one was gawking at his...his…what the hell was she looking at?

"Ladies," he cleared his throat, letting his voice carry over the classroom. 

At least the brunette with the academy style buns had sense enough to shut up and sit down. 

"Hyuuga," he reprimaned Hinata, "turn off that damn Byakugan, there's no need for that here."  The girl instantly turned three shades of reds and mumbled apologies under her breath as she fidgeted with her fingers, refusing to make eye contact with their substitute sensei.

Ino bit her lower lip, snatched the paper from Sakura and shoved it into her purple shirt.  Genma rolled his dark eyes, "Note passing, eh?  Give it to me.  I'm really disappointed with your behavior today girls, I expected more from students of Kakashi, Gai, Asuma, and Kurenai sensei."

Genma held his hand out in front of Ino, impatiently waiting for the note. 

"Genma-sensei, whatever do you mean?" Ino coyly asked, doing a stellar impersonation of doe eyed and innocent. 

From the corner of his eye, he saw Gai's bun girl move to pass Kakashi's roseate haired student the paper. 

Faster than the kunoichis could perceive, the Jounin took the senbon from between his teeth and threw it between the note passers, pinning the target to the wall.  The faces of the girls went blank as their teacher for the day extracted what he could now identify as a picture from that was pinned to the wall. 

He frowned as he realized the image was him and… and he was bare as the day when he was born.  God no!  He was naked and in the shower, scrubbing a sudsy helmet looking mass of lilac tinged bubbles into his wet hair completely exposed from the top of head to the tips of his toe.  Who?  How?  When?  Why?  The thoughts raced through his mind as he realized every single under aged girl-child in the room had seen him and his Frisky-Senbon-sama  in all their naked glory.

"Why me," he muttered.  The room suddenly felt fifteen degrees warmer, he needed some fresh air.  Genma shoved the image into his pocket and walked out the classroom, leaving the giggling Gennins to their own devices.

A/N - These are a collections of Naruto drabbles ranging from romance to comedy to angst, so on and so forth.  My writings here aren't exactly serious, these are more of writing exercises to wake-up my muses.  This drabble and the following drabbles were originally part of livejournal meme.