Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Menagerie � A Collection of Naruto Shorts ❯ Naruko ( Chapter 7 )

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Enter standard disclaimer here. Nope, not mine, not mine at all…damn…

Menagerie - A Collection of Naruto Shorts

Story Seven - Naruko - Naruto & Jiraiya

By - Wicked Innuendo

Jiraiya hunched over the table in the rented motel room, scrawling madly away in his tablet. Gray lead scribbled images of the tale's heroine and her never ending pursuit of sexual nirvana. He chuckled to himself as he drew the main character attempting to molest a rival shinobi disguised as traveling monk. Volume three of Make-Out Violence, a Gaiden parody of his heavier adult manga series, Come Come Paradise, was damn near writing itself. He paused his work to shake the cramps from his hand and refill his sake cup, the hot alcohol had long since gone cold, but he drank the intoxicating liquid none the less. It was fodder for his writing muse and who was he to deny eager muses their wants.

He looked out the dirty window to realize the sun had long since set and night's stars were beginning to pepper the sky. How long had he been writing, he wondered.

The room's only door creaked open and softly closed with a barely audible click. Light footsteps neared and Jiraiya wondered what his student had been up to this day. He flipped the tablet's page and continued his work, there were deadlines to meet and well, adult manga writer certainly paid better than aging Konoha ninja, even if he was a Sennin.

“You know you want me,” the feminine voice cooed, her warm breath tickled his ear sending chills down his spine.

“Cut that out!” startled, he smacked the pawing svelte fingers ways.

“One night of pleasure is all I want, won't you give it to me.” Soft lips touched his temple and Jiraiya shooed away the blonde's noisome advances.

“If you don't get off me and leave me alone, I swear I'm going whip your ass!”

Ever since Naruto had realized that Jiraiya's flirting with his Sexy-No-Jutsu counterpart was all in jest, done innocently to get his constantly talking student to leave him the fuck alone for five minutes… Well Naruto figured turn about was fair play and gave his elder sensei a good sexy joshing at every opportunity.

“Such words, you're quite the naughty ninja. So, this spanking, is it a promise?” The tall blonde moved around the chair to stand directly in front of her teacher for the past seven years. Cottony clouds floated within Jiraiya's arm's reach, teasing the Sennin to bat them away and reveal the naked buxom beauty beneath.

“What?! What do you want Naruto?” Jiraiya snapped, the tone in his teacher's voice was more than enough to make teen posing as a centerfold release the jutsu.

“You're no fun.” Naruto mumbled, his happy expression had quickly faded to frown. “You promised to train me today and you haven't even left this room once since we checked in.”

The student tossed a white Styrofoam container at his teacher and stomped to one of the two futons and flopped down.

“I thought you might be hungry, but now…now I hope you choke on it!”

Jiraiya opened the lid; his senses were assaulted with the delicious aroma of chicken and vegetable ramen. Jiraiya's stomached growled and he was reminded that he hadn't eaten all day. He laughed to himself, dipping the chopsticks into the meal and made a mental note to teach the boy some advanced Jounin level techniques in the morning. The jutsu he had in mind was complicated and painful to master. That'll teach the little cocky bastard to smart off again like that. Jiraiya wound a huge mass of curling noodles around the sticks and started slurping down the meal.

“Thanks, Naruto.” Jiraiya mumbled between bites.

Naruto look towards his sensei, his irritation immediately melted away and he gave his teacher a toothy grin, which he probably would've kept to himself if he knew the training regimen that his Sennin teacher had in store for him the next morning.