Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ My Life as Sakura Haruno ❯ Second ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

"He's late!" Naruto said looking out of the door.

"Naruto, maybe you should just sit down," I said, man, I had no idea they waited this long for Kakashi to arrive! I mean, we've been waiting for about a hour and a half!

"I don't want to! How come our teacher is the only one that's late? I'm ready to rumble, believe it!" Naruto said. "The other groups have already met their new teachers and took off on some adventure or something. Iruka-sensai isn't here either."

"Yeah, yeah..." I mumbled closing my eyes. "That's the only thing I don't like about Kakashi... he' always late!" I thought.

Naruto suddenly started making a lot of noise making me look up at him. "What are you doing?" I asked, I saw Sasuke look up too. I walked up to Naruto who was standing on a stool putting an eraser in between the door and the wall; he was laughing.

"That's what he gets for being late!" Naruto said hopping off the stool. "Surprise!"

"Naruto, you're brilliant!" I said.

Inner Mayu: CHA!! I would have used a bucket of water!

"You both are idiots, our teacher's a jounin, an elite ninja," Sasuke's voice got my attention; I rolled my eyes. "Do you honestly think he will fall for that?"

"Heck yes!" I said. "If he does you have to do me a favor!" I grinned. With Sasuke's pride, he will probably agree.

"I'm not dating you," Sasuke said flatly.

"You reeaally need to get over your self!" I said with a grimace. "So how about it?"

"Fine, it's not like he'd fall for it anyway," Sasuke muttered.

Inner Mayu: He took the bait! CHA!

Suddenly the door started opening, we were all looking at the door waiting. Kakashi head popped into the door and the eraser dropped on his head and then fell to the floor. Naruto started laughing his head off! "I got him! He totally fell for it!" he laughed.

"Looks like someone owes Ino a kiss!" I said in a sing song voice making Sasuke grumble. We all stared at Kakashi as he picked up the eraser.

"Hmm.... How can I put this?" Kakashi asked himself while rubbing his chin. "My first impression of this group... you're a bunch of idiots."

"Well, that was kinda harsh!" I thought frowning.
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"All right, why don't you guys introduce yourselves?" Kakashi asked. "One at a time." We were all finally outside, Kakashi was in front of us and we were sitting down.

"What are we supposed to say?" I asked.

"Things you like, things you hate... dreams for the future... hobbies, things like that," Kakashi answered.

"Hey, can you go first? So we can seen how to do it?" I asked.

"Me, I'm Kakashi Hatake... things I like and things I hate... I don't feel like telling you that," he said making me narrow my eyes. "My dreams for the future... never really thought about it, as for my hobbies... I have lots of hobbies."

"Well, that was a waste," I muttered, Naruto nodded in agreement.

"OK, you're turn... you on the right!" Kakashi said, I guess he was talking about Naruto since I'm on the left and Sasuke was in the middle.

"Believe it! I'm Naruto Uzamaki! I like instant Ramen in a cup and I like the Ramen Iruka-sensai got me at the noodle shop. But I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup!" Naruto started. "My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the greatest Hokage, then the village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody; somebody important!"

Inner Mayu: Naruto's so cool!

"Alright next?" Kakashi said looking at me.

"My name is Sakura Haruno," I said frowning, man, I hated saying that! "I like singing randomly, sparring, messing with people's head, I also like reading and writing. One of my hobbies is fighting oh and dancing and having a battle of wits. My dream... well it's not really a dream because I will make it a reality... to kill a certain person."

Inner Mayu: YEAH! Orochimaru must die!

I could feel everyone's eyes on me. I made an 'ahem' sound and continued. "And things I hate... people who think they can do anything and everything alone," I said glancing at Sasuke. "Oh and I hate bugs!"

"Okay... last one," Kakashi said, I guess he was a little freaked out about what I said.

"My name is... Sasuke Uchiha, I hate a lot of things and I don't particully like anything," Sasuke said not even looking at our sensei.

"Saw that coming!" I muttered rolling my eyes causing Sasuke to glare at me; I just shrugged.

"What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality, I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain... someone," he finished.

"Copy cat," I snickered making him glare at me one more time. Everything was silent after that... well, the birds weren't but you get what I mean!

"Good, you're each unique and have your own ideas, except for you Sasuke," Kakashi said making me snicker again. "We'll have our first mission tomorrow."

"What kinda mission are we going to have?" Naruto asked.

"It's a task the four of us will do together," Kakashi answered.

"What, what, what, what?" Naruto asked excitedly.

"Survival training," he answered.

"Survival training?" Naruto repeated.

"I'm down with whatever," I said.

"This isn't like your previous training," Kakashi said.

"What kinda training is it then?" Naruto asked. Kakashi started laughing.

"What's so funny?" I asked even though I already knew what.

"Well, if I tell you the answer, you're not going to like it," Kakashi said and then laughed again. "Of the 27 graduates that came here, only nine will actually be excepted as genin, the other 18 will be weeded out and sent back to the academy."

"So in other words... if we fail this we have to start all over again?" I asked.

"Yes, and the chance of failing is at least 66 percent," Kakashi said making Naruto face fault! Hilarious! "See, didn't I tell you that you wouldn't like it?"

"That's crazy! We worked hard to get here, believe it!" Naruto shouted. "What was that graduation test for anyway?"

"Oh that, that was just to select candidates who might become genin," Kakashi said. "Or not!"

"Whaaat?" Naruto shouted.

"That's how it is," Kakashi continued. "I decide whether you pass or fail, be at training spot at 5 a.m. and bring your ninja gear."

"If I fail... then I won't ever get to see Gaara!" I thought with a determined look on my face.

Inner Mayu: CHA! This is a trial of love!

"That's it, you're dismissed... oh, you might want to skip breakfast tomorrow or else... you'll puke," Kakashi said making my eyes go wide.

"That's the reason they didn't eat?" I thought. "Man, I knew I should have watched all of the episodes!"
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It is soooo early in the morning! I was walking to where we were suppose to be meeting; I saw Sasuke walking towards the same place. "Hey," I waved weakly and then yawned. I'm really not used to waking up this early and Kakashi isn't even going to be here on time.

"Hn," Sasuke said stopping, I stopped too.

"Wonder where Naruto is?" I thought out loud. "Oh, wait, there he is!" The sun finally came up but still there was no sign of Kakashi.

Naruto and I had been sat down but Sasuke remained standing. "Stubborn pig," I thought rolling my eyes. Finally, Kakashi appeared in front of us; me and Naruto stood up.

"Morning everyone, ready for your first day?" Kakashi asked.

"Hey, you're late!" Naruto shouted.

"Well, a black cat crossed my path so I had to take the long way," Kakashi said.

"What a lame excuse," I thought with a O.o look.

"Well, let's get started," Kakashi said. "Here we go," he pulled out a timer. "It's set for noon. Your assignment is very simple, you have to take these bells from me... that's all there is to it."

"Yeah, he makes it sound easy," I thought.

"If you can't get them by noon you go without lunch," Kakashi explained.

"Waaaaah?" Naruto said.

"I'll tie you to the stump and eat right in front of you!" Kakashi said.

"That's why he told us not to eat!" I thought clutching my poor hungry stomach. "So tell us the rules already!" I said out loud.

Inner Mayu: Yeah, so I can eat!

"And how come there's only two bells when they're three of us?" Naruto asked making Kakashi chuckle.

"You only need one bell and since there are two bells only, one of you will definitely fail, that one will go back to the academy. But then again, all three of you could fail two. You can use your shurikens too. If you don't come at me with the intent to kill me you won't get the bells."

"Fine, let's go!" I said fully prepared to do this.

"Yeah, but you will be in danger sensei! Especially since you couldn't dodge an eraser!" Naruto said. Oh, he's definitely gonna get it.

"Class clowns are usually the ones with no skills. You can safely ignore them," Kakashi said.

"Burrrrn!" I whispered.

"When I say start you may begin," Kakashi said. Naruto suddenly looked agitated. He charged at Kakashi with a kunai and within a flash, Kakashi was behind Naruto with the kunai pointing to the back of Narutos head, a cloud of dust nearly hiding them from view. "Slow down," said Kakashi calmly. "I didn't say start yet."
"Whoa! I didn't even see that!" I thought smirking.
Inner Mayu: CHA! Kakashi-sensei is so cool!
Sasuke took a step back as Kakashi let go of Naruto. "Well it seems you are ready to come at me with an intent to kill. It seems like I'm beginning to like you guys," Kakashi said softly. "Ready... start." At the same time we all jumped somewhere, I saw Sasuke go towards a tree but me and Naruto jumped behind Kakashi.
"Whoa! I can't believe I can jump that far! I wonder how far I can really jump in this body?" I thought. "Here's the plan, I'll help Naruto down here and then help Sasuke... even though the stubborn mule is going to say he doesn't need it!"
"Okay, it's you and me right now!" Naruto yelled getting Kakashi's attention.
"Naruto, we could have sneaked up on him or something!" I yelled. "Too late now."
"Sakura, you're actually going to fight me?" Kakashi asked fully ignoring Naruto making him growl.
"Of course! I am not getting sent back to the academy!" I yelled confidently. "Naruto and I will get those bells! Right Naruto?"
"Right!" he agreed nodding.
Naruto suddenly charged at Kakashi again. I saw Kakashi go for something making Naruto stop and probably glare. "Ninja battle techniques part one, taijutsu; the physical part," I heard Kakashi say.
"Taijutsu? That's like hand to hand combat, my specialty!" I thought running to Naruto's side. Kakashi then pulled out a book, I blinked... twice and then fell hard on the ground, ya know, anime style. "That's no ordinary book!"
"What the...?" I heard Naruto say as I stood up.
"What are you waiting for?" Kakashi asked. "Make your move."
"But, why are you reading that book?" Naruto asked.
"Why...? To find out what happens next in the story, of course," Kakashi said with his eyes on the book. "Don't worry about it, with your weak attacks I could read or do whatever...."
"I'M GOING TO CRUSH YOU!" Naruto yelled charging at Kakashi.
"Wait a minute Naruto!" I called out suddenly remembering what that book was for.
Naruto tried to punch him but Kakashi ducked, Naruto then tried to kick him but Kakashi just moved. Naruto tried to punch him another time but Kakashi appeared behind him. "Man, he's good! Even with my fighting skills and Sakura's body... will it be enough?" I thought watching as Kakashi said something to Naruto. "NO! I can't doubt myself!" I saw that Kakashi had made a hand sign with his hands. I should warn him... "Naruto watch out or you will be in pain!" I shouted.
"Too late!" Kakashi said in a sing song voice; I thought that was weird. "Hidden Leaf Ancient Taijutsu Supreme Technique:" he fingers met it's mark! "A thousand years of pain!" Naruto flew in the air screaming and then he fell in the water. I just started cracking up laughing, I could not stop; I even fell to the ground because I was laughing so hard and that never happens!
Inner Mayu: CHA! That's even more funny up close!
I started to calm down after a while; I could feel Kakashi's eyes on me. "You really shouldn't laugh at a teammate, Sakura," Kakashi said sounding like he was scolding me or something.
"I'm sorry but, that was hilarious," I said standing up grinning. "Now, are you ready... Kakashi-sensai?"
"So you would like to try your luck?" he asked me as I walked closer and then stopped about two feet from him.
"Luck's got nothing to do with it!" I said. "The time for talk is over."
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Sasuke's POV
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"What is she thinking?" I thought staring at Sakura. "She can't possible go up against an elite ninja!" That cute fighter look must be going to her head. "Where the hell did that just come from?" I asked myself with my eyes narrowed. Just because she changed her hair color and hairstyle.... "Not to mention the fact that she seems to hate me now," I thought... that doesn't make her less annoying.
'You reaally need to get over yourself.... Looks like someone owes Ino a kiss!.... And no offense but, you're not my type... I don't like you like that. Hell, I wanna fight you.' Sakura's previous words echoed in my head.
"I don't understand... she used to be just like the other girls but... now it seems like she can't stand me," I thought as I saw Sakura try and punch Kakashi, of course she missed like Naruto. He had ducked but then Sakura did a back flip and in the process she kick Kakashi in the chin! "WHAT?" I said out loud too surprised to think of being quiet. "How the hell...?"
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Out of his POV
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"... Did I do that?" I asked my self staring at my feet. Is it possible that I can combine my Martial Arts skills and Sakura's ninja skills together? "That's hot!" I said.
"Impressive Sakura, no one has bother to hit my face," Kakashi said rubbing his chin.
"Sorry...!" I said frantically. "I don't even know how I did that! Honest!"
"Sorry...?" Kakashi said walking towards me making me back up; he's going to try something. "There's no reason to be sorry."
"NARUTO!" I shouted and suddenly two throwing stars came flying out of the water towards Kakashi but he just caught them with his two fingers. Kakashi turned around towards the water. "Why would he turn his back to me?" I thought. "Surely after that kick... he'd think of me as a threat." Suddenly Naruto came out of the water panting and coughing.
"What are you doing?" Kakashi asked. "You know you won't get lunch if you can't get a bell by noon." He still had his back to me! Does he not think I'm worthy?
"Hmm... I'll just wait until Naruto attacks again," I thought.
"Hey! You just caught me off guard, that's all!" I turned my attention back to Naruto and Kakashi; that's when I noticed that Kakashi was walking right towards me!
"I knew he was mad that I kicked him! Any time would be nice, Naruto!" I thought backing up.
Suddenly six more Naruto's jumped out of the water making Kakashi look back slightly. "Now' is my chance!" I thought as I quietly yet swiftly made my way to Kakashi. "While he's distracted by them Narutos!" My hands were suddenly on the ground so he couldn't see me. And as soon as Naruto was close enough I tackled Kakashi... well, I would have if he hadn't move slightly towards the right. I crashed into the ground; I think something hit me, I rolled for awhile before I finally stopped. One of the Narutos was on the ground.
"I must have bumped into him," I thought as I stood up.
"Are you okay, Sakura?" Naruto asked.
"Sakura, did you really think you could tackle me?" Kakashi asked. I covered my mouth and spit something out in my hand.
"Actually sensei..." I started revealing the thing in my hand. "I wasn't aiming for you," I smiled innocently. I saw Kakashi's eyes-- I mean eye go wide in surprise and then he looked down to find only one bell tied to him.
"Sakura, how did you get a bell?" one of the Naruto's asked me; they had stopped their attack on Kakashi, even the one behind Kakashi let go of him to look at me.
"Ya see, I knew Kakashi-sensei was expecting me to attack him, so I just waited for you to attack him instead," I started. "When I saw that Kakashi-sensei was surprised that it was Naruto and not me that attacked him from behind, that's when I go for it. He must have thought I was about to attack and that's why he moved to the side but that's what I wanted him to do; the bells were exposed so I just grabbed one with my mouth since my hands were occupied at the moment," I said wiping the saliva from the bell with the clothes I was wearing. "I don't know why but I was always my fastest when I use my arms and legs while running. It was actually team work!" I finished. "Thanks, Naruto!"
Inner Mayu: CHA! That was straight up GIRL POWER!
"Yeah! Now, let's that other bell!" Naruto shouted. But suddenly all these shuriken came out of nowhere and hit Kakashi dead on! "What the hell? Are you out of your mind Sasuke?"
"Yeah, you went to far!" I agreed.
"Not my fault he left his guard down," Sasuke said coming out nowhere.
"Wait minute, this isn't suppose to happen so quickly!" I thought. "Where's the part where Naruto get strung up by the rope?" Oh my gawd, I have changed the Naruto script! "Sasuke isn't supposed to be in this scene! He's not supposed to fight until the next episode." Well, I'm screwed... I hope Kakashi is alright because that was not apart of the show. "OH MY LORD!! WHAT IF I KILLED KAKASHI-SENSEI?"
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