Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ My New Life ❯ Why did it have to be me! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: dark_sakura 
Sarah finds she isn't where she fell asleep.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Drama / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.25.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 524 | Status: Work In Progress
Sarah finds she isn't where she fell asleep.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Supernatural / Drama / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 03.25.2008 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 524 | Status: Work In Progress
Disclaimer: I do not own naruto and never will. NARUTO belongs to Kishimoto Masashi-sensei and several other companies.
A/n: This is my first story on Mediaminer…. I got the idea to write this story from “My Life as Sakura Haruno” by Hello lover. Therefore, if you didn’t like that story then there’s a chance that you won’t like mine. If you have not read “My Life as Sakura Haruno” you should it is funny and I think that you would like it. I thought you should know that this story switches between third person limited and sometimes first person POV.
‘Thoughts’
‘Inner Sakura’
‘Kyuubi’
“Talking”
*action/bam/yawn*
“YELLING”
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Chapter one: Why did it have to be me!
It was around 5:30 in the morning more like 5:33 when a mountain of covers shifted reviling a girl with messy pink bed hair a hand slowly creped out from the covers searching for a glass of water that on the bedside table the night before.
‘Why hasn’t my alarm gone off yet? Did is set my alarm last night? Why tousan hasn’t woke me up yet? WHERE IS MY WATER?’ the hand stopped moving and a pair of green opened in annoyance. Taking a quick look around the room, she realized something was wrong very, very wrong. ‘This is not my room!!!’
Catching a glimpse of herself in the mirror she let out a small “eep”; Jumped out of the bed, ran to the mirror. ‘It finally happed I’ve gone crazy. There’s no way that I’m in Haruno Sakura body… that’s it Sarah, you have to be dreaming AHAHAH….’
‘*mental slap and shake* Get a hold of yourself girl. Pinch yourself if it doesn’t hurt than your dreaming. You cannot be crazy because if you’re crazy then I’m crazy… Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy right?!?’
The girl, Sarah, or is it Sakura still staring wide eyed at the mirror squeezed the skin on the back of the hand between her nails. “Ita! That hurt.”
‘Okay so I’m not dreaming. After watching all of that anime, reading all of those Fan fictions and manga; it come down to this I’m crazy.’ Sarah panicked.
‘Oh, shut up! We. Are. Not. Crazy. I repeat not crazy. Let’s move on we are stuck in Haruno Sakura’s body…. Humm’, Inner Sarah/Sakura went in to a thinking pose, ‘what do you think will happen if we tell everyone that we’re not Sakura?’
‘Ano, it wouldn’t be good.’
‘Obviously, that’s the understatement of the year. They would most likely take you(us) to Morino Ibiki, thinking you’re an enemy shinobi, and use his psychological torture on you…, but then again I’ve always wanted to learn how to do that, what better way to learn than firsthand experience…’
‘Are you completely mental!?! Let me get this straight you want me tortured, by THE Morino Ibiki head of Konoha Anbu Gomon Jinmon Butai, so that you can learn his torture methods by torturing me…hmmmm… Let me consider this for a moment… ARE YOU OFF YOUR MEDS?’ Sarah/Sakura sat heavily on the floor in front of the mirror.
‘Humph,’ Inner Sarah/Sakura stuck her nose up in the air, ‘if I am off of my meds than so are you*raspberry*. Changing the subject if you are in Haruno Sakura’s body than maybe you have her memories, also we need to think of are self (selves) as not Sarah anymore, but as Sakura since you don’t want to meet Morino-sama so soon.’ (A/n: Sarah is going to be Sarah in the narrator is talking; Sakura when naruto people are talking)
‘Okay let’s see my name is Haruno Sakura I’m 12 years old my birthday is March 28 my blood type is O I’m 150.1cm tall, and I weight 35.9kg. My favorite foods are anko dumplings and umeboshi. My best friends are Hyuuga Hinata, and Yamanaka Ino, the latter who I am in a fight with over Uchiha Sasuke. Itachi didn’t kill Uchiha Mikoto during the Uchiha massacre because she and Sasuke were here. Kaachan and Mikoto-san are best friends, and tousan was a great ninja KIAed. Naruto is Sasuke’s best friend; Sasuke still wants to kill his brother but not as much as in the anime and/or manga.’
‘It seems like an Alternate reality or a parallel NARUTO world than the one you know, my dear outer self. You forgot that Naruto still has that annoying crush on you, Hinata has that cute innocent crush on Naruto, and Sasuke is still a block of ice with a 15-foot pole shoved up his butt, at least to Sakura “fangirl extraordinaire” that in a funny turn of events happens to be you now. Blah blah blah and some other minor changes in this NARUTO reality.’
‘Completely random subject change, but the pink hair doesn’t look that bad… it looks natural not freaky like you think pink hair on a person would look you know. And the forehead looks like a normal forehead.’
‘The hair would look alright if it didn’t look like something burrowed in it while you while you were asleep last night . A forehead is a forehead, Sweetie, you should brush your hair, take a shower, and eat breakfast.’
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About 30 minutes latter Sarah came out of the W.C. dressed in her normal red qipao her hair was in a low ponytail at the bottom of her neck with the bangs framing her face.
“Sakura-chan, I was just about to get you up,” Sarah turned to the voice, which happened to be Mrs. Haruno, “It’s weird to see you out of bed on your own usually I have to drag you out of bed.” Mrs. Haruno laughed.
“Ohayo, Kaasan, I thought I would eat a quick breakfast and then go see Ino-chan,” Sarah said respectfully.
Mrs. Haruno tilted her head to the side and smiled, “Are you and Ino-chan talking to each other again then?”
“Well we’re not talking to each other yet, but I want to tell her that she can have Sasuke-kun. I don’t have a crush on him anymore… he’s all hers,” Sarah answered with a teeny-weeny evil smile.
A/n: That’s the first chapter I’ll get the next chapter up at the latest three weeks from now… Next chapter: Yay School…
Japanese translations:
Tousan= dad, father
Ano=umm
Ita=ouch
Umeboshi= pickled plum
Konoha Anbu Gomon Jinmon Butai= leaf hidden section torture and interrogation force
A/n: This is my first story on Mediaminer…. I got the idea to write this story from “My Life as Sakura Haruno” by Hello lover. Therefore, if you didn’t like that story then there’s a chance that you won’t like mine. If you have not read “My Life as Sakura Haruno” you should it is funny and I think that you would like it. I thought you should know that this story switches between third person limited and sometimes first person POV.
‘Thoughts’
‘Inner Sakura’
‘Kyuubi’
“Talking”
*action/bam/yawn*
“YELLING”
= =========================================
Chapter one: Why did it have to be me!
It was around 5:30 in the morning more like 5:33 when a mountain of covers shifted reviling a girl with messy pink bed hair a hand slowly creped out from the covers searching for a glass of water that on the bedside table the night before.
‘Why hasn’t my alarm gone off yet? Did is set my alarm last night? Why tousan hasn’t woke me up yet? WHERE IS MY WATER?’ the hand stopped moving and a pair of green opened in annoyance. Taking a quick look around the room, she realized something was wrong very, very wrong. ‘This is not my room!!!’
Catching a glimpse of herself in the mirror she let out a small “eep”; Jumped out of the bed, ran to the mirror. ‘It finally happed I’ve gone crazy. There’s no way that I’m in Haruno Sakura body… that’s it Sarah, you have to be dreaming AHAHAH….’
‘*mental slap and shake* Get a hold of yourself girl. Pinch yourself if it doesn’t hurt than your dreaming. You cannot be crazy because if you’re crazy then I’m crazy… Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy right?!?’
The girl, Sarah, or is it Sakura still staring wide eyed at the mirror squeezed the skin on the back of the hand between her nails. “Ita! That hurt.”
‘Okay so I’m not dreaming. After watching all of that anime, reading all of those Fan fictions and manga; it come down to this I’m crazy.’ Sarah panicked.
‘Oh, shut up! We. Are. Not. Crazy. I repeat not crazy. Let’s move on we are stuck in Haruno Sakura’s body…. Humm’, Inner Sarah/Sakura went in to a thinking pose, ‘what do you think will happen if we tell everyone that we’re not Sakura?’
‘Ano, it wouldn’t be good.’
‘Obviously, that’s the understatement of the year. They would most likely take you(us) to Morino Ibiki, thinking you’re an enemy shinobi, and use his psychological torture on you…, but then again I’ve always wanted to learn how to do that, what better way to learn than firsthand experience…’
‘Are you completely mental!?! Let me get this straight you want me tortured, by THE Morino Ibiki head of Konoha Anbu Gomon Jinmon Butai, so that you can learn his torture methods by torturing me…hmmmm… Let me consider this for a moment… ARE YOU OFF YOUR MEDS?’ Sarah/Sakura sat heavily on the floor in front of the mirror.
‘Humph,’ Inner Sarah/Sakura stuck her nose up in the air, ‘if I am off of my meds than so are you*raspberry*. Changing the subject if you are in Haruno Sakura’s body than maybe you have her memories, also we need to think of are self (selves) as not Sarah anymore, but as Sakura since you don’t want to meet Morino-sama so soon.’ (A/n: Sarah is going to be Sarah in the narrator is talking; Sakura when naruto people are talking)
‘Okay let’s see my name is Haruno Sakura I’m 12 years old my birthday is March 28 my blood type is O I’m 150.1cm tall, and I weight 35.9kg. My favorite foods are anko dumplings and umeboshi. My best friends are Hyuuga Hinata, and Yamanaka Ino, the latter who I am in a fight with over Uchiha Sasuke. Itachi didn’t kill Uchiha Mikoto during the Uchiha massacre because she and Sasuke were here. Kaachan and Mikoto-san are best friends, and tousan was a great ninja KIAed. Naruto is Sasuke’s best friend; Sasuke still wants to kill his brother but not as much as in the anime and/or manga.’
‘It seems like an Alternate reality or a parallel NARUTO world than the one you know, my dear outer self. You forgot that Naruto still has that annoying crush on you, Hinata has that cute innocent crush on Naruto, and Sasuke is still a block of ice with a 15-foot pole shoved up his butt, at least to Sakura “fangirl extraordinaire” that in a funny turn of events happens to be you now. Blah blah blah and some other minor changes in this NARUTO reality.’
‘Completely random subject change, but the pink hair doesn’t look that bad… it looks natural not freaky like you think pink hair on a person would look you know. And the forehead looks like a normal forehead.’
‘The hair would look alright if it didn’t look like something burrowed in it while you while you were asleep last night . A forehead is a forehead, Sweetie, you should brush your hair, take a shower, and eat breakfast.’
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
About 30 minutes latter Sarah came out of the W.C. dressed in her normal red qipao her hair was in a low ponytail at the bottom of her neck with the bangs framing her face.
“Sakura-chan, I was just about to get you up,” Sarah turned to the voice, which happened to be Mrs. Haruno, “It’s weird to see you out of bed on your own usually I have to drag you out of bed.” Mrs. Haruno laughed.
“Ohayo, Kaasan, I thought I would eat a quick breakfast and then go see Ino-chan,” Sarah said respectfully.
Mrs. Haruno tilted her head to the side and smiled, “Are you and Ino-chan talking to each other again then?”
“Well we’re not talking to each other yet, but I want to tell her that she can have Sasuke-kun. I don’t have a crush on him anymore… he’s all hers,” Sarah answered with a teeny-weeny evil smile.
A/n: That’s the first chapter I’ll get the next chapter up at the latest three weeks from now… Next chapter: Yay School…
Japanese translations:
Tousan= dad, father
Ano=umm
Ita=ouch
Umeboshi= pickled plum
Konoha Anbu Gomon Jinmon Butai= leaf hidden section torture and interrogation force