Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto and the village hidden in Ramen ❯ Ryukku ( Chapter 1 )

okay, randomness of the day. Eating ramen, reading Naruto volume 2, equals this random idea. As far as I know it hasn't been done before. ^_^ Enjoy.

 

Disclaimer: I no own Naruto. I do own Ryukku! …technically.

 

Naruto and the village hidden in Ramen.

 

Naruto hummed happily as he poured the boiling water into the instant noodle cup. Nothing like a hot cup of ramen after a long day of Shinobi missions. He stretched lazily and picked up a copy of some manga while waiting for the agonizing three minute wait.

 

Finally he mixed up the ramen and started to slurp it up happily. Ah…the wondrous flavor of chicken ramen. He had just stopped so he could take a drink of some tea when a voice called out, “Not so fast! I will get revenge!”

 

Naruto looked around wildly, “Who the Hell is here?” he called out, “dammit Sasuke, it'd better not be you or you're in a world of hurt!”

 

“Down here!” the voice called, sounding ticked off. Naruto looked and jumped up. Standing in front of his ramen cup, covered in chicken brother, was a little man!

 

“Who…or what the Hell are you!?!” Naruto asked, staring at the little man.

 

“I am Ryukku! Son of Trist and Lyra from the Village Hidden in Ramen!” The man named Ryukku shouted angrilly, “I am here to get revenge on you for eating our homes!”

 

Naruto stared blankly. Village hidden in ramen? Him eating their homes? WTF was this guy talking about? “Listen..” Naruto pokes the guy in his stomach, “I have no cl- OUCH!” Ryukku had just bitten Naruto's fingur and wasn't letting go. “Owe! OWE! That hurts dammit! Bastart! Let me go!” Naruto tried frantically to shake him off.

 

Finally Ryukku let go and was flung onto the table. Naruto quickly grabbed a glass and put it over him to keep him from going anywhere or hurting anyone, including himself.

 

“Revenge is mine!” Ryukku frantically pounded on the glass but to no avail.

 

Nauruto rubbed his tender finger and glared at Ryukku, “Your not going anywhere! What do you mean I'm eating your village?”

 

“I am from the village hidden in ramen, and you are destroying our homes by eating all that ramen.” Ryukku shouted, voice muffled behind the glass.

 

“Oh…” Naruto was still clueless, “And why are you mad at me? Everyone here eats ramen. Why pick on me?”

 

“You eat the most.” Ryukku answered matter of factly.

 

X.X;;;; “Ookay…I'd better talk to the Hokage about this.” Naruto said sitting down at the table, “After dinner.” And with he slurped the rest of the ramen ignored Ryukku's curses.

 

End chapter

 

Alrighty, I kinda know where I want to go with this but I'm also kinda stuck. ^^; Anyway, REVIEW! And I MIGHT update sooner, no promises.