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Naruto Bad Guys (Akatsuki) Oneshot Series

Each chapter is a new oneshot. These are their pick-up lines and will be used somewhere in the stories. In each story, you will be named Miyuki.

 

Tobi: Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

Deidara: I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

Hidan: Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem, or do you just remind me of myself.

Kakuzu: Your beauty was so distracting it caused me to walk into a wall, so I'm gonna need your name and number…for insurance reasons.

Itachi: Excuse, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

Kisame: You look like a refreshing glass of water, and I am the thirstiest guy in the world!

Zetsu: Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Pein: If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged.

Sasori: Go out with me or die.