Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto meets...ME!? ❯ Morning Havok ( Chapter 1 )

@ Disclaimer I don't own any of the Naruto Characters but I do own Saru, Yori, Conor and Ryu.

 

 

 

 

“Saru, are you up?” my mom asked.

 

“I'M UP NOW, YOU OLD COW. HEY THAT RHYMS!!!!!”

 

*sigh* “The bus is here, honey”

 

“Crap.” I muttered as I raced downstairs to grab my backpack. Good thing I was so excited to go to my new school. I even got dressed the night before- I thought to myself.

“Bye mom” I said as I raced outside. I was hoping I wouldn't miss the bus on the first day of school, but I was too late, the bus was halfway away from my stop.

“Hey wait!” I yelled as I ran after my bus, not seeing the two shadowy figures a few yards behind me.

“Stopppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I yelled to the bus. I got my wish but not as I planed WHAMMMM! Went my body as I ran straight into the bus.

“Could this day get any worse?” I asked to the cruel gravel.

 

***Ryu's POW***

 

I entered my new classroom of this school year in an argument with my so called Best Friend, Yori.

 

“You swiped my money, you thieving bastard!” I yelled at Yori.

 

“Did not, I stole it fare and square, loser.”

 

“I'm going to kill someone very soon!!!” I shouted sarcastically, glaring at Yori with a tint of evil.

 

Suddenly a foot shot out and my face flew to the floor, scarring my flawless complexion.

 

“You tripped me you son of a-” My sentence was interrupted when the door abruptly flew open, sending me crashing into the unforgiving wall.

 

“Sorry `bout that,” I heard an annoying yet familiar voice yell.

 

“What the hell is wrong with you!?! You broke my door and my, although still useless, student!!!!” the teacher yelled at the newcomer.

 

“Ha-ha, you deserved that one,” Yori laughed as he sat in his seat, “and the rest we'll settle later.”

 

***Saru's POW***

 

“I said I was sorry teach' so what else do you want?” I sneered at the agitated teacher.

 

“Well first off, you're paying for my door!!!!!! And second, say sorry to the weeping meat bag over there.” The teacher replied with some sort of an inward chuckle.

 

I quickly turned around to face the poor victim “OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! Ryu I am so sorry, I was just in a rush and I-”

 

“-Well, now that we have that dilemma fixed, despite the dilapidated condition of my door, we can start class. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mr.Umino, and I will be your homeroom teacher. Now, Miss Fenghuang, please help Mr. Luhng over here to his seat. Then seat yourself next to Conor Idios.

 

“WHAT!!!! Why do I have to sit next to that bumbling idio-!”

 

“SIT!!!!!!!” Bellowed Mr. Umino

 

Quickly I helped Ryu to his seat and headed over to where Conor sat. Enjoy you victory Mr. evil, fat, gay, mean, stupid, wicked, foul, vile, obese, chubby, TEACHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought as I sat down next to my mortal enemy.

 

“Now, I like to apologize for being so strict. It's just, well… I like my doors….a lot…” Mr. Umino explained.

“So,” he continued, “does anyone have any ideas for games we could play to get to know each other?”

 

“Why don't we just yell out our names” a familiar blond yelled out

 

Hmmmmmm, nothing out of the ordinary here…WAIT IS THAT; NO IT CANT BE I thought as I franticly looked around the room now spotting out all of rookie nine.

 

“Naruuuuuuuuuuutttttttooooooooo do you have to be so annoying” Sakura Haruno whined to her classmate; then looking at Sasuke said “Right Sasuke-kun?”

 

“Hn” was Sasuke's response,

 

Typical, I thought looking at the soon-to-be team 7, just like in the series. But Naruto doesn't exist, what are they doing in my new school? Oh I get it, my eyes widening with realization I'm dreaming, usually I don't wake up until Ryu starts singing the beer song…

 

“Hey, you freckle face” Sakura said now turning to me.

 

Oh no she didn't, Ryu thought

 

“Oh yes she did.” Yori said finishing Ryu's thought.

 

“Excuse me?” I asked, my eyes probably twitching anime style. I hate being called freckle face. “What did you just call me…. you pink haired bitch?”

 

“I called you freckle face, got a problem with that?” Sakura said probably trying hard to act cool around Sasuke.

 

Quickly I regained my control and coolly said, “I'm sorry but if you want to talk to me I'll respond to the name Saru Fenghuang.”

 

“Fine than, Saru Fenghuang, I want to know what you and your friends are doing here” She answered looking at Yori, Ryu, and Conor. “Clearly all of you don't have any chance of becoming a shinobi at all.” She finished giving me a fake smile.

 

Ok first off that made me mad and confused at the same and I didn't even know that was possible. First off what gives her the right to say that I have no chance of becoming a ninja-shinobi-kunoichi whatever she said when all she does is watch her teammates get their butts kicked. And second off what does she mean by `becoming a shinobi' I'm just a normal school girl. Despite all that I just smiled and said “Be careful Sakura, people are more than meets the eye”

 

A/N Right now I'm just going to put what everyone's thinking right now so don't get confused and sue me.

 

Naruto: RAMEN!!!!

 

Shino: Bugs….

 

Shikamaru: Great, a catfight, how troublesome.

 

Kiba: I could do for a Scooby Snack right now.

 

Hinata: I wish I could be as brave Saru-chan.

 

Ino: Wow this Saru is really in forehead girl's face. I like it.

 

Choji: EEWWW, are these those damn health chips again? Dumb mom.

Sasuke: At least the fan girls are distracted. Should I make a run for it? Or sit here and smirk at everyone, I CHOOSE LIFE OVER DEATH, HELL YEAH!

 

Sakura: If she thinks she can take my Sasuke-kun she's dead wrong, CHA!!!!!!!!!

 

Yori: Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting. HEY YA!!!!!

 

Ryu: I want to play my DS!!!!!! I'm bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Conor: I like nachos dipped in fudge, YES!!!!!!!

 

Me: Why is Sasuke looking out the window like he's going to jump out?

 

***Ryu's POV***

 

I was casually sitting down chanting FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, when I saw a blue figure jump out the window. WHAT THE HELL???!!! I thought.

 

“Hey Yori, did Sasuke just jump out the window” I asked my classmate.

 

“I think he did, why do you ask?” Yori asked me.

 

“When do you think he'll realize we're on the seventh floor?” I asked him.

 

“I bet when he sees the tree tops.” My friend replied.

 

***Saru's POV***

 

“SASUKE-KUN, SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!” Sakura wailed loudly as she ran around the room.

 

“God, will you just shut up???” I bellowed at the pink haired bitch.

 

“NOT UNTIL I FIND SASUKE-KUN!!!!!” she screamed back at me

 

“I think he jumped out the window,” Yori answered.

“Oh no,” Mr. Umino gulped “This is the second student this week.”

 

“SAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE-KKKKKKUUUUU NNNN!!!!!” Sakura screamed as she jumped out the window.

 

“And that,” Mr. Umino said looking out the window “is the third student to jump out the window.”

 

“I like Sasuke and all, but I would not do that.” Ino commented also looking out the window.

 

“Why didn't she just get a rope, tie it to a desk, and then jump out?” Shikamaru asked.

 

“Because she's so heavy she'd pull the desk with her,” I retorted.

 

“SAKKKURAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Some one in a familiar green jumpsuit yelled as he flew down past the window from the floor above.

 

“Okay now who likes that kid?” Ryu asked. “No one, okay.”

 

Ryu walked up to a random girl and threw her out the window.

 

“Now who liked her?” He asked.

 

“How am I supposed to explain this to the Hokage?” Mr. Umino groaned.

 

“Who's the Hokage?” Conor asked making everyone's head turn to face him.

 

“Y-You don't know who he is?” Hinata quietly asked.

 

“No” Yori answered “I don't know who he is either”

 

“Me three” Ryu added

 

“Well then if you don't know I'll tell you.” Mr. Umino stated “The Hokage is the leader of the village and is also the strongest shinobi. His duty is to take care and protect the village with his life.”

 

“AND IM GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE BELEVIE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Naruto bellowed.

 

“Kind of like George Bush?” I asked “Except he would never risk his life to protect America, he's not very strong, and he doesn't take very good care of the USA?”

 

“Who's George Bush?” Choji inquired.

 

“Who's America?” Kiba questioned.

 

“What's the USA?” Ino demanded.

 

“Err.. never mind.” I answered.

 

“Well since you don't know who he is, let's send the newcomers to the Hokage's office as a field trip.” Mr. Umino stated cheerfully.