Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto meets...ME!? ❯ The Chapter Where Ryu Robs a Bar ( Chapter 4 )

 

 

Authors Note: Yeah I know I haven't updated in a while but people weren't reviewing and I started to lose interest, recently I started thinking about editing this fanfiction and putting it on another site…..but I dunno how… So I'm still here and back with more crazy nonsense with Saru, Yori, and last but not least Ryu (and sadly Conor). And there better than ever!!!!!! Right Saru-san?

 

Saru: Damn straight.

Author: *sweatdroup* I'm gonna have to fix that….attiude of yours….

Saru: Hey! What do you mean fix!?!

Author: Uhhh….. I own nothing!!!! But Saru, Ryu, Yori and Conor. *Runs away*

 

*Saru's POV*

Finally after making the extremely long and boring journey of weaving through villagers, carts and animals, we made it to the Hokage tower. Staring at the huge building I wondered how I was going to get myself outta this mess, let alone even get revenge on Dolphin-boy.

 

“U-Uh I-I think w-we should h-head i-in.” The pale heiress stuttered pulling me out of my thoughts.

 

“Um, ok.” I whispered nervously trying not to sound intimidated. Then taking a deep breath I regained my composure and calmly continued “Let's get this over with.” As we walked in, I couldn't help but notice the odd glares people were giving me… or were the looking at Ryu? It was hard to tell; What if they knew? Then it would definitely be over for not only Ryu but Yori and I as well. They probably would have killed Conor all ready out of annoyance. Smiling at the thought I looked around the waiting room to see nothing but a ton of villagers probably waiting to complain to the Hokage about absolutely nothing.

 

“The Academy Students may come in.” A secretary called. `Well you could at least learn our names instead of just calling us student's hell, we even wrote down our names on the dumb sign up sheet.' I thought as I glared at the stuck up secretary. When we walked into the Hokage's office I was amazed. I could sense that a ton of important decisions were made here and oddly enough I got this weird feeling that a lot more sinister things went on in here too. Except for the odd feeling I got from this place it was pretty nice look there were books everywhere and a lot of paper work piled up on the desk that never seemed to end. Another thing was the view; the windows were surrounding the room, hell I bet you could see almost everything that went on in Konoha. `I bet ya that's what the designers of this room wanted,' I thought to myself, `that where ever you where he would be watching.' Then looking at the Hokage you could definitely tell that the years of being a ninja had definitely started to pile up on him. The Hokage was defiantly not the youngest or the most handsome, but he seemed to give off a kind aura that made him a very likeable person, and he seemed like the kind of person to always have a smile for you. `No wonder all the villagers are here, they all love and trust him.' Which was also bad for us he probably knew everybody in the village or at least could tell when someone new came in. `And its probably not going to sink well with him that somehow 3 mangy kids got into his village without him noticing.' I thought to myself dreading every second as we stood up in front of him.

 

“Well hello there Hinata-san I haven't seen you in a while ha- Well who are these young children.” The Hokage exclaimed looking questionably at Yori, Conor, Ryu and I.

 

“TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!!!!” Screamed Ryu

 

“I… am the leader.” The Hokage answered calmly as guards started to circle around us. ”Now answer my question who are you and how did you get past the guards?”

 

“I'm Saru Fenghaug. Who are you?” I retorted crabbily “And I don't know what you mean by guards, I was running after the bus and then-” I stopped and my eyes widened with a panicked realization; I couldn't remember how I got here.

 

The Hokage not noticing my sudden panic inquired coldly “Well then Ms. Fenghaug do you care to explain who your friends are, how they got here, and what exactly a bus is.”

 

“I can explain who I am thank you very much!” Ryu exclaimed rather rudely. “Ryu Luhng and pretty darn proud of it!”

 

“Well than Ryu care to explain how you got here?”

 

“I will.” Ryu said nodding his head. “Well it all started on October 31, 1995- Well actually it started before that but-”

 

“I DIDN'T MEAN WHEN YOU WERE BORN! HOW DID YOU GET HERE!!!” Screamed one really pissed off Kage.

 

“Well than you could have been a little clearer.” Ryu retorted rudely “Well you see I had been up way to long-”

 

“Never mind, I don't care.” The Hokage stated angrily, then turning to Yori he said “You look decently smart, how did you get here?”

 

Looking at Yori I could tell that he couldn't remember either. It took him a few minutes to muster up the courage to answer, taking a gulp of air he replied nervously. “Well, you see sir I don't know either. I remember saying goodbye to my mother and sister as I started to walk to school and then the next thing I know I'm arguing with Ryu as I walk into a school.”

 

For a few agonizing seconds the Hokage seemed to quietly ponder what Yori had told him then looking up at us he calmly spoke; looking at me he asked “Is that what happened to you Ms. Fenghaug?” After nodding yes he spoke to us all, “Very well I sense no lie in any of you. I don't know how you got past all my guards so you must have some ninja skill.”

 

`Uh nooooo way Old man! There is no way I have any skill to be a ninja, Hell I don't even want to be a ninja…I think… Right? Oh Fuc-' And that's when I heard words that drastically changed my life.

 

“Would you like to join The Academy?”

 

I'm pretty sure my jaw dropped in total shock. Then I thought to myself `Oh come on who would be stupid enough to-'

 

“HELL YA!!!!” Ryu roared throwing his hands in the air, then slamming his hands on the desk as he screamed “SIGN ME UP OLD MAN!!”

 

“Don't call me that!” The Hokage exclaimed glaring at Ryu.

 

“Ok old man!”

 

`...........ok well I should have seen that one coming' I thought to myself `But Yori would defiantly not be stupid enough to make a decision without think-'

 

“I'll join.” Yori calmly stated

 

`...........ok you know what? I'm just going to stop thinking..........DAMN THIS IS HARD!!!!!'

 

“Well, what about you young lady?” The Hokage asked calmly staring at me.

 

“….I don't know….” I meekly answered looking away.

 

“Well then we can let you think about it”

 

So that's how I got stuck here sitting here in the waiting room with Conor until I could think of what I wanted. Tapping my foot impatiently on the floor I let a sigh. `Well this is going to be one long day..........DAMN IT AND IRUKA DIDN'T EVEN GET DEMOTED!!!!!' I screamed, well thought to myself.

 

Good Saru: Don't worry I know you can figure it out!!!

 

`Oh so now you decide to come out and give me a pep talk' I thought sarcastically to myself.

 

Bad Saru: I still think you should burn down the school.

 

`AND WHAT WOULD THAT DO' I screamed again to myself.

 

Bad Saru: I don't know but it would be cool.

 

`I should have known' I sighed to myself as I turned to the window preparing for a long tedious day.

 

*Ryu's POV*

 

We decided to look for the training grounds after we took a whole 5 minutes of our lives signing damn papers stating if we die we can't sue the village. I mean, that's retarded! HOW CAN WE SUE THEM WHEN WE'RE DEAD!?!

 

Well I'll just simplify things, and list all the non-important things that happened:

 

We wander around looking for the training grounds. No dice.

We just HAPPEN to pass Ichiraku's Ramen and decide to try a little bit.

After we finish eating we count 31 bowls. Quickly my mind makes a plan. I tell Ichiraku “He's paying” as I point to Yori and I ran for the hills. No dice.

Yori caught up to me after 475 blocks! He graciously gave me a black eye.

Yori and I overhear a gang telling jokes and before I could stop myself I yelled, “Yo mama's so fat, when she wears her rain coat, people scream TAXI, TAXI!” No dice.

The gang surrounded us in seconds and they didn't look like they were gonna sell us Girl Scout cookies. Though one of them was holding a cookie box as a weapon.

Thinking quickly I used the ultimate defense: HUMAN SHIELD!!! (A.K.A. Yori). I never got a scratch, but Yori… well that's a whole other story.

When the gang scatters I lead Yori on another goose chase which lasted 2 and a half hour and 7045 blocks. Which eventually lead to my downfall… Yori caught up to me. He lovingly gave me a concussion.

We waltz into a bar to ask for directions but some drunk hobo with gingivitis spilled sake on me (which tasted like a deceased dog's urine) and then asked if I wanted more! I punched him in the face and *abracadabra* there's a bar fight! I went all “mono y mono” with the bouncer. That ended badly with the whole bar trashed and everyone on the ground in pain except me… ok only because I hid behind the bar tender's counter because I devised an evil plan. When the fighting finished I went around and took everyone's' wallets. I even scored $350 from the cash register! No dice.

On our way out we see bird shit and I HAD to try it.

I barf out my liver!!! Then up river came the colon!

We find a grocery store, so we go in to ask for directions and I ate a banana which gave me farts that were so bad… well the government could use them as nuclear weapons! No dice.

We FINALLY found the training area after 6 hours of looking just to find that it's closed for renovation. WHAT ARE THE ODDS!?! So we tried to sneak in but were caught every time. The one time we did get in Yori had to use the toilet. So we decided to give up and go back to the Hokage's estate… if we could find it!

 

 

We just decided to walk around, or well jog. We were having a race to see who could run around the village wall first. During the race we were neck-and-neck when suddenly *BLAM*

 

When I came too, I was against a brick wall staring at Saru's annoyed face, with an ice pack on my head.

 

“I can't believe you ran into a pole!” Saru half yelled and half questioned.

“What are you talking about? I was running a race with Yori and…”

 

“Where is Yori? I suppose he didn't notice you were knocked on conscious.” Saru abruptly interrupted. “C'mon, we should go look for an apartment. How do you just run into a pole?”

 

“I didn't run into a pole!” I yelled.

 

“Oh, so poles just like to take the shape of your face?” she asked sarcastically pointing to a pole and sure enough there was a perfect imprint of my beautiful, handsome, marvelous face in it.

 

“I guess we should look for somewhere to stay” I stated as I got up off the ground. If we ever manage to navigate around this stupid town that is. I hope the place that we choose to stay at sells maps. If not then well… I won't be able to find anything and I couldn't become a ninja because we wouldn't be able to find the academy. So…*CRASH* I was just slapped by Saru at that very instant.

 

“You're ignoring me aren't you!? You've been day dreaming for 5 minutes!!!” she screamed at me.

 

“Really? Wow, in my head that only took 20 seconds.” I blindly stated. “I wonder where Yori is.”

 

Later we found that it took him a half hour to realize I wasn't there! Then he decided to go to a book store. When he got there he couldn't seem to find the Naruto series(I wonder why?) So he ended up buying an FMA book. But just as he exited the store some lady on the top balcony of an apartment dumped her tub of water used for laundry down directly on Yori ruining his book.

 

So we went off looking for an apartment.

*Saru's POV*

 

With an annoyed sigh I followed the overly energetic Ryu as we headed of to not only find an apartment, but to save Yori form whatever the hell of trouble he could have gotten himself in. Dragging my feet I momentarily stole the word Shikamaru loved to use.

“Troublesome.” I mumbled at the practically skipping airhead. With another sigh I tried to think of how much money we would need to be able to pay for the apartment. To be honest I had no clue how much money an apartment cost but I knew it would be a lot of money. To make ends meet we would have too get jobs. `How would we be able to even go to school we would have to work all the time.' Almost crying I realized that for once in my entire life I was alone, now there would be no one to catch me when I fell. No more crying to Mom when I fell and scraped my knees. No more comforting hugs and words of encouragement when I was feeling down. Now I completely was on my own. `That's not fair!' I thought tears welling around my eyes `This is supposed to happen when I go to collage; not when I'm 12! So this is how it feels when Dorothy realized she wasn't in Kansas anymore.' I thought sarcastically to myself feeling a smile tugging on my lips.

“Are you coming Saru?” Ryu inquired impatiently tapping his foot.

“Yeah I'm coming.” I mumbled picking my pace a little, then looking around I realized that it was getting darker by the minute. I hated to admit it but I was really starting to worry about Yori. “Hey do you think he's going to be okay?” I asked quietly looking at Ryu.

“I sure as hell hope so.” Ryu answered bluntly “Or'll I'll kick his ass if other wise.” He commented cracking a smile.

“Yeah that is unless I get to him first.” I continued smirking at the thought.

“Hey get back here you thieving bastard!!!” An unknown voice screamed.

“It wasn't me I swear!” A familiar voice pleaded

“Yeah right!” The voice snapped back angry “You were the one at the bar that started the fight and then you took the money and ran didn't you?” The voice continued accusingly. “You better give that money back or else!”

My face probably paled ten shades when I realized just who's that familiar voice belonged too. Then looking at Ryu I could tell that he was extremely nervous as well. `That idiot,' I thought venomously glaring at the idiot. `What was he thinking!!!?!' Then with a growing sense of low karma, I ran after the voice.

 

A/N Yeah I know Saru was kind of acting all weepy but trust me she'll get out of her mid life crisis next chapter.

 

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