Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto On Going Adventure ❯ Yo Momma! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Yo Mamma
It was a nice Friday afternoon when all the Jounin teams get together to play flag football.
Minutes into the game all you hear is….
“NO, I DIDN”T TACKLE HER I JUST GOT THE FLAG!!!” Gaara yelled.
Sakura countered quickly “HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT EYE SHADOW BLOCKS YOUR VISION!!!!”
“Look who's talking…billboard head..”
“HEY ONLY INO CALLS ME THAT!!!”
“Well I'll be damned…you going lez like on us now?”
“Well remember the mission you and Naruto went on…I heard a little something something happened!”
“W-WHAT?!” he yelled
“yea see!! You gay Panda-Chan!!”
The boys and girls team sat there glaring at each other…
“Yo momma..”
“OH! So you wanna talk about peoples momma's now”
Both teams sat down and watched between the two of them as Naruto went around passing out popcorn and snacks (Where he got the popcorn from I do not know) “ Popcorn, Soda, RAMEN! FOR THE SHOW!!!!!” he shouted!
Gaara quickly said “ Yo momma so fat when she got on the scale it said one person at a time please!”
Sakura's eye widen as the teams OOOOOOO'ed and AAHHHH'ed
“Ok ok…yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!!”
The teams burst into a laughter as Shikimaru decided to jump in on Gaara's side.
“Alright then…” he said “Yo momma so stupid she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order!”
Ino suddenly jumped in “HEY! My..mom..did that..eheh..ANY WHO!..” she pointed to Shikimaru and Gaara..”Your mommas! so dirty that they was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!”
All you could see on Shikimaru's face was - O_O-
Gaara..just sat there gave up and turned to sand appearing a couple of feet away from everyone.
Chouji “GAARA YOU WIMP ALRIGHT I'M FILLING IN YO MOMMA SO FAT~..”
Ino cut him off “ I know you ain't talking Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world!!”
Sakura high fived Ino “GOOD ONE!!!!”
Sasuke walked up as Ino pulled Hinata up to her feet…”B-But..I can't…”
“See she's scared she can't hurt a fly…” Sasuke said
“I wouldn't be so sure” Neji muttered…he whispered to Sasuke “She did me out so bad..I don't think I'll look at her the same way..” “Yea yea yea I'm sure” Sasuke said.Hinata said in a low voice… “ yo momma so ugly they paid her to put her clothes on at a stip joint..”
Everyone shouted “WHAT?!?!?!”
Hinata yelled “Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints!!!”
Everyone in the back yelled “OOOOOO SHE FRIED YO CHICKEN!!!!”
Naruto said “ Ooo she cooked your ramen and its chicken flavored.”
Everyone turned to look at Naruto as Sakura smacked him upside the head. “HEY!”
“That was for being so stupid” mumbles.. “Cooked your ramen..humph..”
“OK I GOT ONE” Chouji yelled “Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.” Sakura's mom came out randomly with litterally THICK glasses on looking around.. “M-Mom..I mean!! HIIII GRANDMA!!!” Every one just stared wide eyed as Naruto yelled out “ LOOK ITS TRUE TO W00T!”
BAM! Sakura's mother hit him with those glasses so hard and landed ontop of Gaara as Sakura said “Ahh..so it was true..you did do a little something something”
Shikimaru shouted out to Naruto and Gaara “HEY WHENS THE BACHALOR PARTY?!” Gaara glared a Shikimaru as his sand constructed a middle finger flicking Shikimaru off. “o-o Ooo cold..thats so cold…”
Naruto bust in out of no where and pointed to Hinata, Ino, and Sakura “Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!” Cricket…cricket..cricket…Ten Ten came and said “That is so corny heres a joke Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!” Gai Sensei started choking on his popcorn all the students turned to see Gai, kakashi, and Iruka standing there.
Kakashi looked at Gai sensei and bust out saying “Yo Momma so hairy bigfoot wanted to take her picture!”
How…will GAI SENSEI ANSWER?!
We don't know…
Tune into the next chapter!!!!