Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto's Odyssey ❯ Tubthumping ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…….. yet. >_> <_<

 

Authors note: The story herein contains, or will contain in future chapters, m/f/, f/m, f/f/m, f/f, masturbation, references of shonen-ai, crude humor, sexually explicit dialog/depictions, FemDom, MDom, political incorrectness, anal sex, forced sex, torture, BDSM, Toys, blood-play, Vampirism, and Yukai-philia(made that up XD) and that warm and fuzzy felling, I think it's the fox fur >_>

 

“Spoken word”

`Thoughts' I will try to keep it down to just Naruto's thoughts, to keep it simple, and out of laziness

~actions I'm too lazy to describe other than saying what it is between two tildes. ~

*Kyuubi*

 

Arthur's note: Guinevere and Lancelot are becoming fast friends. It's always great to see your spouse and best friend are on good terms.

 

Naruto awoke, yawned loudly, and scratched his ribcage. He found the bed he was empty, and the room was a wild mess. He grabbed the pillow behind himself, placed it over his face, leaned back on to the bed. “ARRRRRRG” Naruto yelled into the pillow ` Fuck you fox, fuck you and what you've done to me, at this rate Ill catch something' The demon, laughed heartily. *Boy, you know because of me you can't catch any diseases, and are you really complaining, that because of me you have an active sex life?* Naruto and the demon, both new that wasn't the case. Naruto just hated, not being in control, and breaking a woman's heart.

 

With a sigh, Naruto leaned up, swiveled, so that his legs hung over the bed, and looked for his clothes and armour. Grumbling he picked up his clothes, and looked around the house for a bathroom to clean up, he wasn't going to meet up with the Ero-Senin smelling of sex. He found a small bathroom, which had a frog motif. He smiled to himself. *If the frogs were being chewed on by foxes, it'll be perfect* `Shut it' But smiled wider at the thought. He fiddled with the bathtubs faucet knobs, trying to figure out how to turn on the shower. Well he figured it out, when the shower head flew out of its holder, and sprayed wildly in pulses. “Son of a bitch” he said sputtering. Grabbing a hold of the attacking shower head, he climbed into the shower. The water was warm, and the pulsating action helped relax his muscles. No sooner than 2 minuets after he had turned on the water, the water turned Ice cold. “Fuuuccccckkk” He looked around for shampoo, so he could finish the shower quickly. There was only one bottle, labeled “Natural Woman”. With inhuman speed, he lathered his hair, and escaped the frigid shower of hell.

 

Clothed and armoured Naruto went downstairs, and entered the restaurant part of the house. “Good morning Naruto-Sama” The woman said glowingly. “Good Morning to you too” `think you insensitive asshole' “How are you this morning, Gia” `Whew, smooth, gods help when I go senile' He stood behind her, watching her cook. She leaned back, turned her head, and gave him a light kiss. “If I didn't have a business to run, I would have woke you up properly” She winked, Naruto flushed. He was already feeling guilty about having to leave soon, and for not telling her yesterday that he would. She noticed his distant frown. “I figured you'd be leaving soon” Gia said sullenly “So I started making you a few bowls of ramen for breakfast, and put together some food for you on the road.”

 

“Ill visit, when I can, and mail you” He said “That's sweet, but I don't want to impose anything on, you, and I'm sure there's others” That stung him, for the simple fact it was true. “Besides, I don't want my husband to find out” she lied. “I wouldn't want him to kill himself going after you” Naruto noticed no ring on her finger, or any pictures of men in her house. He smiled, leaned downed to kissed Gia, her eyes watering; she kissed back, and hugged him tightly. After the embrace, he grabbed the food, and put it into his large backpack, and grabbed the bowl of ramen on the table, and left.

Jiraiya was out side with a big shit eating grin on his face. “Naruto-kun, probing the locals for information?” he laughed coarsely. Naruto didn't answer, and mounted the motorcycle. The tank read a quarter full; they came into the town with a full tank, and it only used gas when the pervert Senin used it. “Took her for a spin, did ya?” Naruto asked. ”No, no, no, field investigation, I heard there was information of rogue shinobi at the bathhouse” The Senin said smoothly. Naruto just shook his head, and donned his helmet.

 

Since they weren't far off, they decided to head to Suna.

Several hours down later:

”It'll be good to see Gaara and see how he's doing.” Naruto said. *And that Temari female* Kyuubi licked his lips mentally “Probably using that desert coffin jutsu on his paperwork, which all Kages have to deal with.” Jiraiya said. Naruto barked a laugh, that's the one thing he doesn't look forward to when he becomes Hokage. Channeling chakra into the motorcycle was draining. Not that Naruto didn't have enough natural reserves for several world trips; it was the constant pulling on his chakra points. He hit a few dials and it switched over to gas. The vehicle sputtered during the transition, and rumbled, than purred. He lifted hands from the bars, and opened and closed his fists a few times, to get the numbness out. It was getting dark. So he turned on the headlights that looked like eyes. Naruto's head was nodding tiredly. `Just a few more minuets' he chanted over and over in his head.

 

They finally reached the town gates. The guards only needed to glance, to know who had come, no one would delay the Kazekage's best friend. The gate opened before them, and the sights and sounds of the town filled there senses. Suna's was most active at night, due to the day sun's heat. The people parted to let them drive to the Kage's tower. Once they reached the front door, Naruto removed his helmet, and threw it at the sleeping Senin. “We're here!” Naruto said smiling “No shit brat, do that again, Ill write a yaoi novel, featuring you by name!” Jiraiya bellowed. Naruto shuddered “Well come on old man, you'll die in the seat before you put pen to paper again!” Naruto quipped. Jiraiya yelled, and Naruto ran inside, the senin, chasing close behind.

 

Naruto skidded to a halt, in front of the screen that separated the Kage's side, from others, and obscured his form, adding the wizard of OZ touch. Naruto straightened, pointed his finger, and yelled “You!” The man behind the screen squinted, got up, pulled out a kunai, and threw himself at Naruto. The new attendant was horrified. The two met, then embraced, Naruto gave Gaara bear hug that made the shorter man's back pop. “Whazup” Naruto asked. Gaara promptly smacked Naruto on the back of the head with sand. “Oww, Gaara-san what the fuck was that for?” “For saying something stupid” Gaara said back. “If you hit him every time he says something stupid, there won't be anything left.” A buxom blonde stated mater-of-factly.

 

Naruto's smile widened, opened his arms, and dropped Gaara unceremoniously. Gaara glared halfheartedly, after he caught himself in a small pillar of sand. “Temari-chan!” Naruto practically yelled, as he went to hug her. After he let go, he quickly glanced bottom to top, taking in her form. “You look radiant!” Temari smiled “Thank you, and you almost made me believe, you know what that word means” Naruto gave a fake hurt look, as Temari and Gaara, laughed at his expense.

“So” stressing the o. “Nice getup you got going now” Temari said “What couldn't decide between a ninja or an astronaut, so you went for both?” Gaara asked. Naruto's face scrunched, and eyes began water. ~sniff~ “I thought you two would be more supportive” Naruto said in a hurt voice ~sniff~ “I was mortally wounded during my last mission in the earth country, and now I rely on this for life support” Gaara looked genuinely ashamed, and Temari looked ready to cry. “Really” she asked, scared that it might be true.

 

“Nope, wear it because it's cool” Temari stiffened #THWACK! # “Asshole!” Naruto was hit over the head with a large fan, and punched in the chest by sand. He only reacted to the fan, which made Gaara raise an eyebrow. “As well as provide protection, hide my huge chakra signature so I'm not broadcasting “here I am”, and” stressing the and “it looks fucking awesome.” Temari rolled her eyes. “Who made that fashion abomination anyway?” Gaara asked “It was a gift from the Snow country” Temari's face hardened. “A present from Yuki, perhaps?” Venom dripping from her words. Naruto sighed. “No, from the country its self, Yuki-ch, err san” `That was close' “was afraid Ill start another, fad, again” Gaara shuddered, seeing one person in his life with all that orange, was bad enough, but, impressionable boys, where ever Naruto went, adopted Naruto's Orange jumpsuit look. It was a plague of bad taste. “How long are you staying” Temari changing the subject. “A week at max, just enough to do a little training, and some research on seals” Gaara frowned “Alright, Ill have someone set up a room for you in the tower, your “mentor” will be set up at a hotel” `No doubt to avoid an incident with Temari again'

 

Temari led Naruto through several staircases and hallways. Her soft hand holding his was having quite the effect on Naruto. *Her hands are not the only thing that's soft* Kyuubi said, while bringing up some rather, explicit memories.

Naruto cheeks reddened. “Is there some thing wrong” Temari asked, wondering why Naruto had paused. “No nothing, my tenant just decided to pull up some memories, is all.” Blood rushed to Temari's cheeks, having a pretty good idea what those memories might be. “Here we are” Temari showing him a palatial like room. “Holy shit, I can't imagine the room Gaara stays in, if this is for a guest” Temari laughed `I want to hear that more often' *Among other sounds*'Shut it, fox, or Ill use a seal, that'll force you to think nothing but gay sex' Naruto didn't hear from the fox for the rest of the night. “I guess, Ill see you in the morning, then?” Naruto asked Temari “Ill try to work you in” Temari said slyly as she went to hug him. “Why do you smell like vanilla?” `Shit, um I woke up in a strange woman's house, and used her shampoo, yeah that'll go over well' ~cough~ “The last town I was in only had vanilla shampoo for sale” `Not going to buy it, she's not going to buy it.' “Oh, well it smells good on you, goodnight Naruto-kun.”

 

After she closed the door, Naruto, fell backwards on to the large bed, letting out a sigh. He then noticed his pants were way too tight. `Fuck, she probably noticed, but hot damn, that ass, I'd tap that till it ran dry' Naruto went to the shower, and examined it for any deadly shower heads, finding none, he turned on the water. Naruto disrobed, and rotated his shoulders, then stepped into the shower left foot first. 'ah fuck yeah; who ever came up with heated water is a god.' The soothing water cascaded down his tired and sore muscles. The steady sound helped him clear his mind. But his little shinobi brought him back to thinking about a particular, pig-tailed blonde kunochi. Thinking back four years, when they shared a bedroll in the snow country. Her soft skin, her shapely hips and ass, those magnificent breasts, all bare, and against his body. They made love that night, it wasn't lust, well some what, but it wasn't just to fulfill their carnal needs. It was tender, gentle and expressed the love they had in their hearts. Naruto stroked himself lost in the memory, repeating Temari's name like a mantra. He leaned his back against the wall for support, really getting into it. His right foot was getting numb, readjusted it, but slipped, hit his head against the shower was, and blacked out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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