Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto & the Idiot Brigade ❯ A Day at Ala's ( Chapter 3 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

I don't own Naruto (once again). If you're wondering what Ala is, it's a shopping mall on Hawaii (cause I live in Hawaii). Some of the things in my story actually happened when I went to Ala's with my firneds. (I spilt ice cream on Matt's head >< Sorry Matt!) Once again, Please Review & tell other people to read my stories! Pretty Please!.
Naruto, Haku, Neji, Tenten, Sakura, Sasuke, and Gaara stood out in the cold waiting for Midori.

"I could be sleeping in my bed right now!" Naruto whined.

"Shut up Naruto!" Sakura was annoyed. "Whining's not gonna do anything!" Sakura grumbled. but how wrong she was. Out of

the blue Midori appeared.

"you guys are late!" Midori started lecturing them.

"we were one hour earlier than you!" Sasuke sneered. "you were the one who changed the time! you text messaged us telling us

to meet here at five-o-clock instead!"

"oh..." Midori became sad. "well... I- I didn't think you would actually show up here that early..."

"how'd you get here?" Sakura asked.

"I heard Naruto's whines" Midori shrugged.

"His whining can be heard over a mile away..." Sasuke shook his head.

"whatever already! all is forgiven, all is forgiven!" Tenten rubbed her arms for warmth.

"Let's just forget about this whole thing and go to sleep!" Tenten's teeth chattered.

"then we came here for absolutely no reason at all!" Neji growled.

"who said I wanted to go back home and sleep?" Tenten smiled.

"let's vote." Midori suggested

"fine with me." Sasuke crossed his arms.

"whatever..." Neji mumbled.

"hn..." was Gaara's only answer.

"My vote dosen't count." Midori smiled "I'm the one made this votey thingy up!"

"Okay who votes on going home to sleep?" Midori smiled warmly.

Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara raised their hands.

"Okay who votes to sleep here till school starts?"

Haku, Sakura, and Tenten all raised their hands.

"Okay so it's a tie... wait naruto didn't vote yet" Midori turned around. "Naruto-"

Midori found Naruto asleep on the ground.

"Okay... so I guess Naruto says we should sleep here." Midori shrugged.

Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara groaned as they sat down and slept.

Sasuke slept on the grass with his hand covering his eyes. Neji sat and slept. And Gaara slept in his Sandy coffiny thingy.

Tenten slept next to Haku. Haku slept with a hair net on. Sakura layed down and slept. Midori slept somewhere soft. And

Naruto slept with his mouth open and farted every now and then.

"Dammit turn off the lights!" Midori mumbled in her sleep.

everyone (Sasuke, Neji, Gaara, Haku, Tenten, Midori, Naruto, Sakura) heard voices.

'Why do I hear voices?' Midori thought to herself

'they sound like the voices from school' the otogakure trio, the homosexual weirdo, the pretty pink girl, meatball girl, the blonde

idiot, and the retarded bitch all thought the same thing.

"Omigosh we're at school!" Midori shouted

"huh?" Neji groaned

"who?" Sakura shouted

"what?" tenten said as she scratched herself sleepily.

"when?" Midori looked at her watch.

"where?" Sasuke looked around

"WHY?!" Haku looked at himself in the mirror "OMG! I look ugly!" Haku shrieked.

Haku looked horrible

Tenten looked sleepy

Naruto looked hungry

Sasuke looked confused

Sakura looked happy

Neji looked intimidating

Gaara looked freaky

Midori looked shocked

And Shino looked at a bug.

Hinata passed by. "Um... Roxn said... um... that she can't come to school... because sh-she is sick..." Hinata blushed at Naruto who farted.

"Dammit!" Gaara looked away from the sun "The light... it burns!" Gaara growled.

"Shut up Gaara!" Midori was very cranky in the morning especially when she slept on grass.

"dammit!" Midori groaned.

"Come on Haku!" Midori shouted grumpily. "let's go to the bathroom and fix our hair and stuff..."

"hair and makeup!" Haku said happilly.

"yeah hair and make up and stuff..." Midori stomped to the bathroom.

"we'll join you!" Sakura smiled and dragged a sleepy Tenten along.

"mom just... five more miniute..." Tenten mumbled in her sleep.

---in the walls of the bathroom---
"So what do you think of school so far?" Sakura asked putting some make up on.

"I don't know, I think it's kinda weird, you know?" Haku replied combing his hair.

"I didn't ask you and you're not supposed to be here, it's the girls bathroom!" Sakura shrieked.

"Could've fooled me!" Haku smiled. "I look more of a girl than any of you!" Haku walked away doing his famous hair flip off.

---outside---

"what the hell is taking them so long?" Sasuke mumbled.

"Hey, we're here!" the three girls of the idiot brigade came out.

" just tell me what you want, and we'll be on our way!" Sasuke wanted to leave already.

"I want you to play hooky with us." Midori snickered.

"Yeah we talked about it in the bathroom." Tenten smiled evily.

"Cool! Can Haku and I come!" Naruto jumped up and down.

"yup!" Sakura nodded.

"yes!" Haku and Naruto did a high-five.

"And you have to bring Neji and Gaara too..." Midori smiled evily EVILY.

"Why should we?" they all sneered.

"Cause I saved your stupid little asses." Midori was getting pissed.

"There she goes PMSing again..." Naruto sighed.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Midori punched the wall.

"I said nothing..." Naruto squeaked

"fine, clam down..." a bead of sweat formed on Sasuke's forehead.

"but what if we get in trouble?" Neji asked.

"we'll talk to the principal..." Midori cracked her knuckles.

"Sasuke smirked. Maybe this was going to be fun after all-.

---five minutes later---

"Damn you..." Sasuke grumbled

"What?" Midori shrugged. "It was the only plan I could think of..."

" I still hated it..." Sasuke mumbled.

Flashback:

The lady at the front desk smiled. "Do you boys need anything?" she said . Sasuke sighed. He was going to do this

once, and only once.

"Hi." he gave her a seductive smile.

The lady, not a single day over twenty, melted in his eyes. "Hi." she muttered. 'Smooth,' she inwardly scolded herself.

"I was wondering," he leaned in.

Neji and Gaara watched with pure disgust as Sasuke whispered sweet nothings into her ear. The woman behind the

desk weakened and she nearly fell to the floor.

"I...I-I can't." she squeaked.

Sasuke gave her a look. "Please?"

The woman just couldn't refuse. "Okay, but what about your parents?" she whispered.

"A friend of mine will take care of that." Sasuke winked

"You just have to lie to all of our teachers" Sasuke smirked.

"okay." the woman simply nodded and reached for the phone.

Sasuke winked and passed by, gesturing Neji and Gaara to come along. The two rolled their eyes and awkwardly

followed Sasuke out. Never before have they witnessed Sasuke...flirting with a girl. Sure it was by force, but still? It

was weird.

"ewwwwwww..." Naruto, Haku, Tenten, Sakura, and Midori had witnessed Sasuke flriting with an older woman by the

door.

"Shut up." Sasuke growled.

"Why'd you have to flirt with her for?" Midori asked.

"Stupid!" Sasuke sneered. "YOU told me to flirt with her like that!"

"Oh yeah..." Midori nodded.

Neji smirked while Gaara stood there with his face rock hard serious.

End of Flahback

"Well, better call my mom. Don't want her to get worried." Midori pulled out a cell phone.

"Yeah me too..." Tenten, Haku, and Naruto reached for their cell phones.

"Guess I should too, don't see a reason why, though...," said Neji.

Well, since everyone else was doing it, Sasuke thought it would be appropriate to call his parents himself. He knew they'd get

worried, but who really gives a damn?

As for Gaara...

Everyone gave him a perplexed look.

"What?" he asked.

"Aren't you going to call Temari, or Kankuro?" asked Midori.

Gaara simply shrugged. "Why should I?"

"Won't they get worried?" asked Haku.

Gaara finally noticed that they were never going to leave him alone about this. "Fine." he pulled out a cell.

"Okay, everyone. Parents-" Midori looked at Gaara. "And siblings get angry when they know the truth: we're sneaking out of

school to go to Ala's. So everyone...lie." she ordered.

"Got it." they all muttered.

"Hey, uncle. Here's a message for you: I'm staying over at a friend's house cause school is over early. Don't wait up for me at

home, PEACE OUT!"Naruto made a peace sign and hung up.

"Father, mother. Don't worry. school ends early today so I'm staying over...er...somewhere." he shrugged. "I'd give you the

number, but I honestly don't want to. Call me on the cell if you must, later." said Sasuke.

"Hello? Evil cow and father who married evil cow. I found out that school ends early today and I have a few things to do at our

public library. You know? Projects and what not. It'll take a few hours and I really need the time. So I'm staying over...don't

worry, it's allowed...See ya." Haku hung up.

"Hiashi, I won't be coming home early today...Uh...I..." Neji choked. He knew how angry his uncle can get after being lied to.

"I have business to take care of...No, I do not have to use the bathroom." Neji's face reddened, noticing everyone was staring

at him. "Good bye."

"Hello? Mom? school's like, over at like, a very early time so I'm at a girlfriend's house. And don't take it literally, I'm not a

lesbian. LATERS!" Midori closed her flip phone.

"Hi mom! there was an excursion today and I decided to go to a friends house! Bye!" Sakura flipped her hair

"Mom... I'm working... don't bother to call cause I won't answer. Bye bitch!" Tenten threw her cell in her bag.

And now it was Gaara's turn.

"Temari, Kankuro. I'm trapped playing hooky with a bunch of crazy lunatics and they won't let me go home. I'll see you

tomorrow."

Everyone fixed him a long, LONG stare.

"What?" he shrugged. "It's something called the truth. Learn it."

"Okay...so uh, let's go already!" Naruto shouted.

They all ran to the bus and went inside.

They were finally at Ala's and Neji stumbled out of the bus.

"What's up with him?" Haku asked.

"He get's bus sick easily..." Gaara mumbled

"Let's go to build-a-bear!" Haku whined.

"alright, let's go..." Midori walked to the bear workshop.

Haku walked into the store and looked around.

"omigosh this bear is so cute!" Haku ran to the bear. "but he's not a cute as me..." Haku muttered.

Haku looked at the bear outfits.

"I'm thinking I should make my bear say Fuck you!" Haku still kept his eyes on the outfit that were in his hands.

"What?" Midori asked.

"Huh?" Haku turned to Midori.

"um... never mind..." Midori rolled her eyes.

"I think i'm gonna name him 'Fuzz'..." Haku shrugged

"Mr. Fuzz?" Midori asked.

"No, just Fuzz..."

"Fuzzy?"

"No, Fuzz"

"Mr. Fuzzy?"

"NO, JUST FUZZ!"

"Okay, Fuzz it is!" Midori backed away.

"Mr. Fuzz..." Midori coughed.

"YOU WANNA PISS ME OFF, DON'T YOU?" Haku pointed an acussing finger at Midori.

"OH WHAT IF I DO? HUH?! HUH?!" Midori pushed Haku.

"psss, you don't know me like DAT!" Haku dusted the place where Midori pushed him.

"psss, no one know you like DAT!" Midori walked away.

"WHY YOU!" Haku threw himself on her back. "I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!" Haku strangled

her. An employee walked up to the she/he bitches and interrupted their little cat fight. "um, Excuse me girls, You're causing to

much noise, I'm afraid you'll have to leave-"

"He's a GUY!" Midori shouted.

"NO ONE calls HIM a HER!" Midori patted Haku.

"Yeah!" Haku nodded.

"Especially when HE looks like a SHE!" Midori added.

"Yeah!" Haku nodded and then found out what she said "Hey, wait a minute-"

"Come on Haku!" Midori grabbed Haku and pushed him out the door.

"Man, what took you guys so long?" Naruto whined.

"sorry we were-"

"Hey Naruto we got some more stuff for you to carry!" Sakura shouted.

"aw man!" Naruto fell back. Tenten and Sakura laughed.

"i'm hungry" Sasuke's voice was dry.

"I agree, let's go eat." Neji started for the food court

"Okay fine..." Midori, Tenten, Haku, Sakura, and Naruto groaned.

"Kay so were here!" Sakura shouted.

"were only right here!" Neji growled. "You didn't need to shout!"

"There's a ton of places to choose from." Midori looked around.

"Yeah, where do we go?" Tenten shrugged.

"Hey, I think i'm having one of those headaches with pictures!" Naruto waved his hands in the air.

"You mean an idea?" Naruto caught Sakura's attention.

"yeah, yeah, that one!" Naruto pointed excitingly at Sakura.

"Why don't we all go to different food places and get something different and taste eachother's foods." Naruto jumped up and

down.

"Hey, I like that idea right there!" Haku nodded his head.

"Yeah me too!" Tenten agreed.

"Fine." Midori said "On your marks, get set, go!" Midori ran to a store that had a good name.

Sakura ran to a store that had good food.

Haku went to a store that had good looking people.

Sasuke shrugged and went to any store.

Neji followed Sasuke and ordered something different.

Gaara stood there.

Tenten went to a chinese store,

and Naruto ran around in circles.

"Yes!" Midori sat at a table. "I'm first place!"

Midori waited for everyone else.

Midori caught a glimpse of everyone coming to the table. "Finally!" Midori shouted.

They all sat down and ate. "I was here first so you guys lose!" Midori smirked.

"Hey I didn't know this was a race!" Naruto shouted.

"Didn't you here me say On your marks, get set, go?" Midori asked.

"And besides I dosen't matter!" Midori shrugged " All you did was run around in circles..."

"You're lucky I bought you ramen!" Midori pointed at the ramen on his tray.

"Oh, Thank you!" Naruto slurped some ramen.

"Gaara!" Midori looked at Gaara's empty plate. "You don't have food?"

"Why bother?" Sasuke muttered. "He'll only eat his favorite food."

"And what IS his favorite food?" Midori asked curiously

"Salted-"

"Woah, woah, woah!" Naruto halted Sasuke. "Gaara eats?" Naruto asked idioticly.

"STUPID EVERYBODY HAS TO EAT!" Everyone (except Gaara) replied Naruto.

"oh..." Naruto slurped some ramen.

"You were saying?" Midori was eager to know.

"Gaara's favorite food is Salted tongue and Gizzard." Sasuke smirked.

"EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone stared at Gaara disgustingly.

"Oh! that is sooooo sick!" Naruto pretended to barf.

"is that true?" Sakura's gaze shifted to the red headed midget.

"..." Gaara stayed silent.

"Answer me dangit!" Sakura pounded her fists on the table.

"I'm going with Haku and Tenten to buy dippin' dots ice cream!" Midori shouted as she headed for the door. "Bye idiots!".

"And I don't mean it literally!" Midori shouted. "After all we're the Idiot Brigade!" Midori smirked. 'funny' she thought.

"Wait! We wanna come too!" Naruto shouted.

"No we don't" Neji muttered the last part.

Naruto and Sakura pulled the Otogakure trio by collar and ran to meatball girl, homsexual weirdo, and reterded bitch.

"I'm gonna get the 'sexiest' flavor of them all..." Haku smirked evily.

"Oh, I'm just gonna get mocha and vanilla..." Midori shrugged.

"I'm gonna get the chocolate and vanilla..." Tenten licked her lips.

"I'm gonna get the orange one!" Naruto laughed.

"I'm getting pink!" Sakura walked beside them.

"I don't want anything..." Neji and Sasuke muttered.

"Do they sell Salted tongue and Gizzard?" Gaara asked.

Everyone's gaze shifted slowly to Gaara.

"What?" Gaara crossed his arms.

"Okaaaaaay..." Midori looked to the front again.

"Oh lookies, we're here!" Naruto shouted.

"I scream, We scream, We all scream for Ice Cream!" Haku, Naruto and Midori threw their hands in the air.

"hmmmm..." Haku grasped his chin. " It's either mocha or vanilla..."

"oh!" Midori shouted " Get vanilla and I'll get mocha and then we can mix them together!" Midori jumped up and down

"Okay!" Haku did a thumps up.

"uh, two normal sized cups." Midori talked to the lady employee.

"One vanilla and one mocha!" Midori said cheerfully.

"oh, I can mix them for you-"

"NO!" Haku and Midori shouted at the lady.

"O-oh... ri-right away!" The lady at the counter hurried to the back.

"Sasuke, Gaara, Neji?" Midori turned to look at Gaara standing there, Neji sitting down, and Sasuke staring at his feet.

"Aren't you guys getting ice cream?" Midori asked.

"Ice cream's stupid..." Sasuke and Neji muttered.

"Oh my God!" Haku gasped "How could you say that!"

"Here!" The lady in the back threw a bowl of Ice cream to Haku. "Give him that!"

"Right!" Haku nodded. "Here you go!" Haku shoved spoonfuls of dotty ice cream into Neji's mouth.

"Wha-" Neji choked.

"There you go... now chew chew and swallow..." Haku sighed in relief. "Omigosh!" people from outside shrieked. "What

happened?"

"He said Ice Cream's stupid..." Haku shook his head.

"Oh no he didn't!" they gasped "that's like suicide!"

"I know!" Haku looked up. "But I took care of it..." Haku nodded "He's fine now-"

"Fine!" Neji wiped the ice cream meltings off his face. "I was fine till you jabbed the peice off crap in my mouth!"

"Take that back!" Haku pointed an accusing finger at Neji.

"Never!" Neji laughed evily.

"B-but I was only trying to help..." Haku ran to his 'happy place'.

"Haku, our ice...cream's... ready..." Midori slowed down at the end when she saw Haku run pass her crying.

"OKAY!" Midori's eyes lit with fire. "WHO DID IT!" Midori put the ice cream on the table. "WHO MADE MY BROTHER

CRY!"

"Haku's you're brother?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah... we're playing house!" Midori said cheerfully.

"YOU!" Midori pointed at Neji "You made him cry didn't you?"

Neji nodded frightfully.

"you know what i'm gonna do to you?" Midori asked evily.

Neji shook his head slowly keeping his eyes on the the evil lurking in front of him.

"I'm gonna make you eat ice cream!" Midori said cheerfully.

"Hell no!" Neji refused.

"Fine then I'll make Sasuke and Gaara eat with you."

"Why should 'WE' suffer at his fault!" Sasuke turned to Midori.

"Midori." Sakura, Tenten, and Naruto whispered. "We have a plan."

They went to the farthest corner and whispered.

"Got it!" Midori smirked.

"What cha' guys doing?" Haku peeked behind them.

"Oh, Haku!" Tenten replied.

"we're getting revenge for what those guys did to you..." Sakura and naruto smirked evily.

"What do you mean?" Haku asked with a confused face.

"they made you cry didn't they?" Tenten asked.

"Me? Cry? no way!" Haku laughed. "My make up was just in my eyes!"

"well we're still gonna make them eat ice cream!" Midori punched the table.

"Sasuke, buy some ice cream!" Midori twitched.

"No way!" Sasuke crossed his arms.

"Buy some ice cream...or else..." Midori smirked.

"Or else what?" Sasuke snorted.

"Or Mr. Pookey goes out the window." Midori flashed a grin.

"Who's Mr. Pookey?" Naruto asked.

"I seriously have no clue what she's talking about!" Sasuke laughed nervously.

"No clue huh?" Midori smiled evily. "What if I take his head and ripped it off clean?"

"Okay! Okay!" Sasuke pleaded. "Just don't hurt him!"

"Alright!" Midori laughed.

"um... one normal sized chocolate please." Sasuke gave the lady some cash and recieved a bowl of chocolate ice cream.

"There, you happy..." Sasuke mumbled.

"Here's Mr. Pookey!" Midori tossed the stuffed monkey to Sasuke.

"Did that bitch scare you?" Sasuke hugged the monkey. "Oh how I've missed you!" Sasuke cuddled Mr. Pookey and turned to

see Gaara, and Neji staring at him awkwardly. "Oh how I wish you didn't hear that!" Sasuke mumbled.

"Neji's turn!" Sakura shouted.

"There is no way you can make me-"

"oh, you'll do it!" Sakura growled.

"Fine..." he muttered.

"Vanilla please..." Neji glared at the woman who quickly got the cash and gave him the cup of ice cream.

"and now for Gaara..." Sakura and midori turned to Gaara who was staring at the ice cream.

"Gaara why don't you try cookies and cream?" Midori asked him.

"No." Gaara replied rudely.

"Come on!"

"Maybe later..."

"No now!"

"Fine..."

"Yes!" Midori jumped in the air.

"No, wait nevermind."

"awwww..." Midori sighed.

"Fine..." Gaara muttered.

"Gaara you wanna taste?" Sakura shoved it in his face.

"What is this?" Gaara asked staring at the thing on her hand.

"Cookies and cream!" Midori rolled her eyes "Get with the program, Man!"

Gaara took a spoonful and then another.

"Gaara I want ice cream too!" Sakura bawled.

Gaara looked at Sakura and ate the whole cup of ice cream.

"GAARA, I TOLD YOU TO SAVE SOME FOR ME!" Sakura shouted.

"oops..." Gaara said sarcastically.

"Are you being sarcastic with me?! cause you know very well I don't know what that means!" Sakura huffed.

"How is that supposed to make sense?" Midori asked.

"I don't know, I'm just an idiot." Sakura shrugged.

"If you want to talk about your problems, come talk to me Sakura chan." Naruto patted her shoulder.

"Okay..." Sakura muttered and realized what Naruto said. "Hey!"

"I'm tired, can we go back to school?" Haku whined.

"Okay!" Everyone replied.

"so how are we gonna get home?" Naruto asked. "We spent all our money, so we don't have any bus fare."

"wait, I hear something." Midori hushed Naruto.

"Sounds like..."

"DEIDARA!" everyone screamed.

"I think Sasori's with him..." Sakura peeked behind the bush.

"Okay we'll make up a plan Naruto you have to be the dis-"

"Naruto's not here!" Neji shrieked.

"What do you mean not here?" Midori shouted.

They were all deep in thought for a moment.

"uh-oh" their eyes grew wide.

"Hey Deidara!" Naruto walked up to Sasori and Deidara.

"um... Naruto!" Deidara looked shocked. "What are you doing here... I thought you were supposed to be sick!" Deidara grew

angry. "You played hooky didn't you?" Deidara pointed an acussing finger at the loud mouth blonde.

"They did too!" Naruto pointed at the bush keeping his eyes on Deidara. 'damn he looks hot when he's angry' Naruto thought.

"come out of there!" Deidara shouted.

"Damn, we're caught!" Neji mumbled.

"Stupid Naruto!" everyone muttered.

"Oh, you guys are gonna be in so much trouble!" Deidara danced around shaking his ass.

"we're going to get in trouble too..." Sasori mumbled.

"Are you for real?!" Deidara's eyes shot out of his sockets.

"yeah..." Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Fine, lets go back..." Deidara walked towards Sasori's sports car.

"Take us with you-"

"NO!" Deidara interrupted Midori.

"I'll tell everyone you're gay!" Haku shouted.

"Says the gay boy himself..." Neji mumbled.

"Oh hell no!" Haku lunged at him.

"You have no proof i'm gay!" Deidara laughed.

"Ha!" Naruto took something out of his boxers. I recorded the part when you said that you're gay!"

"i'm gay, i'm gay, 'i'm , i'm gay..." Naruto played the tape.

"How can that be?!" I did not say those words!" Deidara covered his mouth.

"uh... you did..." Sasori mumbled.

"When?" Deidara back sassed Sasori.

"when you said 'You have no proof I'M GAY!' " Sasori imitated Deidara's voice.

"Dammit help me!" Neji mumbled as he struggled with Haku in the backround.

"hmmm..." Deidara thought about this for a moment.

"Hop in..." Deidara grumbled.

"Haku! Neji! Get in! We're going back to school!" Midori called for them. Haku punched Neji for the last time and ruffled

Neji's 'perfect hair'.

"heh, now i have the perfect hair!" Haku sat next to Naruto.

"Crap!" Neji grumbled as he sat next to his 'so called' friends.

"I won't tell anyone you guys ditched school if you destroy that tape-"

"No deal!" Naruto looked at Deidara and hugged his tape recorder.

Everyone fixed Naruto a heavy stare.

"Fine..." Naruto broke his second 'precious' in half and threw it out onto the road.

---at school---

"Phew! we didn't get caught yet..." Naruto said with a sigh of relief.

"Dobe! it's cause we're not inside yet!" Sasuke smacked Naruto.

"oh yeah..." Naruto nodded "My bad!"

"Yeah!" Haku shouted You're really bad!"

"shut up and let's go inside!" Naruto mumbled.

"Don't worry Haku," Tenten patted his back. "Naruto's just jealous cause you got the unique eyes."

"Hey!" Naruto whined.

"Thank you friends." Haku smiled " I feel much better..."

"What about me you guys!" Naruto begged for attention.

"What about you?" Sasuke sneered.

"Haku told me i'm bad!" Naruto pointed at Haku.

"But you told me to shut up!" Haku pointed out.

"This whole conversation is stupid!" Midori butted in.

"Watch, Haku! Watch!" Naruto eyed Haku.

"we're leaving Naruto!" Neji yelled back at Naruto.

"Oi! wait for me!" Naruto ran after them.

Sasuke and Gaara slipped into their class and found Roxn. "Roxn? what are you doing here?" Sasuke asked her.

"I thought you were sick?"

"I was until I got better." Roxn replied the raven-haired boy.

"So what happened?" Roxn asked "I haven't seen you guys all day!"

"We played Hooky with Haku them" Sasuke replied.

"You mean Haku, Neji, Gaara, Sakura, Tenten, Naruto, Midori them?" Roxn asked.

"Yeah..."

"HOW COME I WASN'T INVITED?" Roxn whimpered.

"cause you were sick!" Gaara growled.

"oh yeah!" Roxn nodded "I forgot, sorry!"

"Okay, for tonights' homework..." Kakashi mumbled as he wrote down the assignment.

"Find the circumeference of a boob when 'D' equals ten."

"So you mean to say I spent a boring day with Hinata?" Roxn pulled Sasuke by the collar.

"uh...yes?" Sasuke shrugged.

"oh, Okay that's fine then..." Roxn tilted her head back and forth reapetedly until she got tired.

"So what's our work?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh, we have to go to Accentuate the Negative page 31 problem 3.2 A, B, D,and C." Roxn replied taking out her notebook.

"Why didn't you say A, B, C, and D?" Sasuke cocked an eyebrow. "They're the same thing!"

"oh, I know but, I like to make things more fun-like, you know?"

"Whatever..." Sasuke mumbled.

---In deidara's class---

"Okay kids!" Deidara walked into the room making another scene. "I'm sorry my trip to the little men's room took so

long."Deidara laughed.

"My fly was stuck, so I had to pull my pants down but I couldn't so I had to find the siccors so I can cut it but then I saw a fly

flying around the toilet seat so tried shooeing it away with my shoes but there were very expensive so I have to find a fly

swatter, I saw a little girl holding siccors, so I asked her 'could I borrow that' and she said 'no' and then I asked 'why not?' and

she's like 'cuz why do you wanna use it?' and I said 'to cut out my pants' and the girl screams 'mommy! the crazy he bitch won't

leave me alone! he wants my siccors!' and I was like-"

"Deidara shut up." Sasori muttered.

"...Why should I?" Deidara pouted.

"because I said so." Sasori muttered

"But you're MY minion!" Deidara bawled like a child.

"Just teach you're stupid lesson..." Sasori mumbled.

"Okay!" Deidara said cheerfully. "Thanks yeah!"

"Alright students!" Deidara clapped his hands. "Okay, so what does a woman do when she's in a man's presence, yeah?"

Sakura sighs. "Bring 'em down with your big vagina..."

"Okay, so Naruko? what do you do whenever you're in a woman's presence?" he eyed the blond kid.

"Biring 'em down with your big dick..." Naruto sighs.

"Good!" Deidara nodded his head.

"Sarari!" Deidara pointed at Sasori. " Get me my Godiva chocolate."

"My name is Sasori..."

"Yeah, That's what I just said, Sasogi!" Deidara laughed.

"hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ha!" Deidara's laughter went on for a LONG time.

"woah!" Deidara gasped."Why didn't you guys stop me?" Deidara panted.

"You could've stopped your self!" Midori crossed her arms.

"No I don't think I can..." Deidara shook his head.

"Yes you can!"

"No, I can't."

"Yes I think you can!"

"I'm gonna go ask that girl with the siccors, for her siccors." Deidara walked outside shaking his ass.

This guy was driving everyone nuts!.

A/N: Deidara is like my favorite character (teacher) in my story! haha! Well read my next chappie and review!