Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto: War on Terror ❯ Let the Barrell Roll. ( Chapter 2 )

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NARUTO: WAR ON TERROR

Chapter: 2

Let the barrel roll:

“Bite my shiny metal a-” Bender says as he shook his said compadre at some

floatin' brain balls. Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame were enjoying their small break

from the war, they were tired of the boring day to day no thrill streak. All they did was

walk the base perimeter and put their butts on the curb. They wanted to shoot something

before the get bored beyond reason. They were also jealous of a certain team of 4, cause

they get to go out and shoot some Iraqi ass.

“Fuck man, I am tired of watching the same shit everyday,” Shino said as he

kicked a rockstar can toward his fellow jarhead, “Come on man, you got to admit

Futurama is funny, right,” Kiba chuckles as he pets his dog, for some reason the army

allowed him to keep the dog, maybe he bribed them, dunno. “Kiba for the 278th time, we

have been watching the same episode, Dog humper, get a new dvd, GOD! Why do I get

the idiots.” Shino shouted as he stormed out, “Hey that dog humping thing happened

cause I was drunk ok, and I like this episode, dip shit.” Kiba shouted after Shino, but then

covered his mouth cause Hinata was there.

Kakashi was informing Team 7 via radio of their newest objective, “Alright team,

You know we are after the infamous Orchi bin Maru, aka nut buster, but we need to take

out his top generals before taking on big balls there.” “Roger that, kakashi, but what do

we do about our shortage of ammo and supplies,” Sasuke says, “Well there is a

rendezvous point nearby so head over there, I'll update your GPS and WMCA(wrist-

mounted combat assistant). “Roger, Team 7 out.

Team 7 was on a Army-custom Hummer, heading toward a bombed out airport,

Their objective, Take out the Ace of Clovers, Tayuya and her partner kidomaru.

Problem is that the airport is still full with Tangos even though they were bombed 20

times, but team 7 didn't care, they like a challenge.

Seven minutes later,

“Oh shit! Tank, find a RPG,” Sasuke shouts as he desperately dive out of the way of

a Tank round, Kenari picks up her Krieg 550 and puts 6 rounds into an unlucky guys

body. Naruto scavenges anything for an anti-tank weapon, Sakura is filling multiple

terrorist bodies with MP5 bullets. Kenari was tossing grenades at a bunker, but then came

up with an idea. She jumped on top of the tank, opened the tank door, tossed a `nade

inside, and jumped off. The explosion knocked Kenari a few feet farther than expected,

she landed on naruto, who had just found an RPG.

The way they were positioned was

funny, Naruto was on the bottom with Kenari on top with her knees on either sides of

Naruto's head. Naruto looked up and mentioned, “Nice view down here, you should

really stop getting excited during a firefight, and your choice for pun or no pun intended.”

Kenari looks down and smacks Naruto before getting up to give the firefight another

kick. Sasuke whipped out his M16 and pop shot 8 tangos before firing his M203 grenade

at the bunker, meanwhile a tango had an RPG and fired at team 7………..

After the dust of the explosion rose, said RPG user cheered along with 7 others,

but their celebration was cut short when said RPG took a bullet to the head. The dancing

tangos look over at the dust cloud, then all 7 dropped lifelessly on the ground. The dust

settled, revealing our brown-haired broad wearing some goggles while holding her Krieg.

“Damn thank god I brought these Thermals right guys.” Kenari says as she looks back

while removing the goggles, “Yea lucky for you” the three soldiers replied while getting

up.

After they recovered from the blast, they continued through, team 7 look up after

hearing a strange sound, they see a purple ship flying above, Naruto starts humming the

Halo theme song, but ends up getting smacked by Sakura. Sasuke says to forget about it,

but Kenari mentions “Where's Master Chief when you need him, lol.” They continue

down the airport, only to meet more idiotic tangos.

“War who-a, what is it good for, absolutely nothing yea,” Naruto sings as they

move on to the opening, “Naruto Shut up will ya, the enemy could be watc-“ Sasuke said

but was cut off as a sniper almost hit his head. “Hit the dirt team,” Sasuke shouts as he

dives by a car that appeared out of no wear, like when your playing warcraft and you tell

a peasant/peon/wisp/acolytes to build something and it magically appears ther-“Hey

Angel, GET WITH THE STORY IDIOTA, WERE GETTIN' SHOT HERE,” Kenari

shouts. Alright back to story, my bad, Kenari blind fires her Glock 18 over a low wall,

Naruto is dual wielding USP40s and is firing at oncoming infantry.

Sakura and Sasuke were firing their guns at terrorist coming from their rear flank,

“we gonna get in a crossfire if we stay here, call for a cobra gunship,” Sasuke says as he

reaches for his radio, “Um Sasuke, Cobra commander stopped lending us gunships

remember,” Kenari jokes, “You know what I mean!” Sasuke steams as he shouts at his

radio. “Sorry team 7, Cobra commander stopped lending us gunships,” HQ said before

hanging up, Sasuke paled, “TOLD YOU SO, Uchiha!” Kenari shouts. “You GOT TO BE

KIDDING ME!” Sasuke shouts. CURSE YOU COBRA!

With Cobra Commander

“AAAACCCCCHOOOOOO! Destro, get me my tissue box, Mindbender tell

Orchi-neechan that Cobra commander will his full support to him in various ways,” The

Cobra leader says, both said persons obliged but shuddered in thought of one of the

various ways their leader meant.

END of chapter 2.

OK for the first underlined words, Krieg 550, this is my favorite rifle of all time, second

only to the M1 Grand.

The second set of underlined words, Purple ship, I tried to make a funny about halo.

Well, SEEYA NEXT TIME FOOLS, PLZ REVIEW, ANGEL OUT!