Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Naruto ❯ Naruto ( One-Shot )

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Naruto: Bushin no Jutus! *poof*
Iruka: 0.o hey! where'd he go?!
Naruto: *invisible* uh....
Mizuki: ....*shrugs* .... *cough* DIE IRUKA!
Iruka: IYAAN! *duck*
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Neiji: *waitng for Naruto to spring out of the ground*
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Neiji: *becoming impatient*
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Neiji: WTF?! WHERE IS HE?! *get's flattened by Naruto*
Naruto: uh............ *sees Neiji and runs away*
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Kakashi: A Thousand Years of Pain!
Sasuke: *to self* uh.... you sure he's certified to do that?
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Kakashi: A Thousand Years of Pain!
Sasuke: *thinking* their all dorks *sneezes*
Kakashi: .... o.o;;
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Naruto: I'll rip you appart!
Haku: *cough*
Naruto: *stops and offers cough drop*
Hauk: AH! Why thank you!
Sasuke: o.- oh, what the heck! *walsk away*
Naruto & Haku: eh? o.o???
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Shino: *does grand entrance*
Kankuro: *opens mouth and then closes mouth*
Shino: .....what?
Kankuro: .... was that my cue to speak?
Shino: *keels over and then is up in Kankuro's face* YES! THAT WAS YOUR CUE! *waving arms in air*
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Gaara: You are my PREY!
Sasuke: yup.... but does he have certification to.... be crazy?
Gaara: *cough* that voice doesn't do any mercy to my throat! *cough*
Sasuke: *gives cough drop*
Gaara: o.o
Sasuke: *gives monkey*
Gaara: o.o;
*silence*
Gaara: *cough*
Sasuke: *gives teddy bear*
Gaara; SQUEE!!! IT'S A TEDDY BEAR! *cough is gone*