Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Object of Lust ❯ Hour 5 ( Chapter 5 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Not me.
Still looking for beta reader.
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“Hey, cutie. Want to take me for a ride. Only 15,450 an hour.”
“For the last time, NO!” Iruka yelled to the male prostitute.
Kakashi chuckled. Ever since the two man entered the red light district, Iruka had been hit on by hookers constantly. One even offer to do him for free as long as he was the seme. Of course Kakashi quickly put the man in his place with a glance of his sharingan eye. There could be only one seme for his dolphin and that was him.
“Kakashi when can we leave this place.” Iruka said in a irritated tone, “ Being here is making me feel very, very uncomfortable.”
Since stepping into the sinful area, the young Chunin had seen a variety size of dildo laying in stores window displays, one of the toy replicas looked huge enough to rip a person apart. A heaping amount of hookers, half of them were crossdressers. And a man getting blown off right in the middle of the street. So it came as to no surprise that Iruka had more then his fill of the deviant place.
However, Kakashi’s view of the place was completely different. To the silver headed Jounin it felt like he was in a Icha Icha Paradise fairytale, only just a bit more hardcore than usual.
“We’ll leave right after we find the store that criminal robbed from. Ah! There it is.” Kakashi said pointing over to a store that had a stronger sexually atmosphere than the entire district itself.
“I am not going in there!” Iruka said firmly.
“What it’s not likes its going to fuck you as soon as you go inside, besides…” Kakashi leaned down towards Iruka and lightly bit his ear.
“…that’s my job.”
Embarrassed and a bit aroused, Iruka quickly swatted Kakashi away from his face.
“In your dreams!” The younger male said as he tried to control his blush.
“Hm, anyway we have to go in if you want to save Naruto from a sex crazed Uchiha.” The Jounin smiled to himself. He knew Iruka would have no other choice but to go in now.
“Naruto.” Iruka groaned. He couldn’t just allow his most cherished student to be given to Sasuke as some kind of sex toy.
“Fine! Let’s go in!”
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As soon as Iruka walked in the store he immediately wanted to get out. The place reeked of sex, almost as if an orgy had just happen a few seconds ago. All the videos on the shelf was either hardcore or extremely hardcore. There was a huge selection of porn magazines that were labeled as different genres such as bestiality, tentacles, and cumshots. Not to mention the sex toys that littered the floor like some kind of very deeply disturbed kids playroom.
“Kakashi, can we please get out of here.” Iruka practically begged as he was beginning to feel very tense in such a lewd place.
“Not until we talk to the owner.” Kakashi replied.
“’Ey, Is dat a customer?” A voiced yelled from the back of the store.
“Yes.” Kakashi answered.
“I’ll be roi dare.” From behind a bunch of beaded curtains came out a old red-headed man who seemed to be in his 80’s. Iruka took note that the man was obliviously a gajin for his clothing was more of an western attire, plus the Irish accent was a big help too.
“Oy can oi ‘elp yer.”
“We wanted to-” Kakashi began.
“Ey!” The old man interrupted. “ Yisser de guy oi ‘ired ter capture dat cruk. Ye ever git de derdy langer?”
“Well, that’s exactly why we’re here.“ The Jounin explained.. “You see criminal who stole that powder from your store, threw some of it at a friend of mines and-”
“Ah! Don’t tell me de fella inhaled it.” The owner said with deep concern in his voice.
“Unfortunately, he did.”
“Dis is not good.” said the old man with an worried expression on his face.
“What’s not good?” Iruka finally said after getting fed up with the man distress phrases. “ We shot a serum into the boy a few hour ago. He should be okay, right?”
“An’ oi suppose yisser tinkin dat dis serum ‘ill stop dis fella actin’ loike ‘orny rabbit. Uh, dat serum probably chucker as much damage as a water balloon wud ter de Great Wall.”
Iruka grew even more anxious after hearing that the Hokage’s serum had not affect on Sasuke after all the time they spent locking him up.
“Can you please tell us exactly what the purpose of the black powder is?” Kakashi asked.
“Dat black powder is called Venus after de love goddess ‘erself.” The old man began to explain. “ De point av de Venus powder was ter gie a person enoof confidence ter confess ter de person they loved, only problem wus dat it gave dat person a bit too much ‘confidence‘. Venus wus once given ter a college fella who ‘ad a tin’ for a female classmate a’is. Poor lass couldn’t walk for days.”
“Why would you sell such a thing.” Iruka yelled at the owner. The Chunin couldn’t handle the fact that Naruto might get rape because of some faulted merchandise an old man sold to someone.
“If yer mind correctly de powder wus aff de market, which is probably wan it wus stolen in de first place. Though oi canny blame de bloke who stole it. Sellin’ something loike dat too people wud probably be loike sellin sweet ter a lad.”
“Is there anyway we can to stop Venus affects on a person?” asked Kakashi.
“Afraid not.” The owner said woefully, “’e’ll be ‘ornier by de second, unless yer man receives a nice feck quickly.”
“Oh god this is worst than we thought.” Iruka said to Kakashi.
“Ey, jist be glad yisser fella doesn’t av any Uchiha blud in ‘im.”
“Why?” Iruka said nervously as he was almost afraid to asked.
“A few years ago whaen Venus wus still in de makin’ they gave sum ter a Uchiha couple. De result were rapid. De couple eyes suddenly turned red and began to screw each other loike wild animals. Not only dat but dare stamina, strength, an’ intelligences increased for de time they wee screwin’. De whole session lasted for a day an’ whaen de couple wus finally done they cud ‘ardly walk or spake. But de Uchiha clan is wiped oyt nigh. Oi’m sure yisser fella couldn’t possibly be wan.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Naruto!” Iruka screamed as he ran out of the lewd store to find and protected the blonde boy. Kakashi and the old man just watched as the Chunin ran off screaming in the distances.
“Ain’t yer gonna folly ‘im.” asked the old man.
“In a moment.” said the Jounin, “But for right now I would like to buy something from you.” The silver headed male then pulled out a wad of cash from his vest pocket.
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After receiving so much mail from people who wanted me to finish this story. I decided to…well finish the story. But I’m going need some support from the people who want me to complete this.
Also the Irish man in this chapter no way reflects my views of a real Irish person, so please don’t get offended.
Another thing I will no longer be reply to views such as this “Update pls” or this “I love this story.” Because I get a lot of them and I don’t feel like writing “thank you” and “I will” over and over again.
FF reviews:
TheVickyMonster: Thank you, I was worried since this was my first KibaShino moment.
Mallrats2007: Well, you seem not to be the only one who like my KibaShino pairing.^^
Heth: I’ve think I’ve taken more than enough time by now.XD
PumpkinNight: Wait my friend, wait.
Kistunelova:Exacatly
IrisEclisped: Yay! A GaaLee lover!
Yaoi loving wolf: *Throws yaoi ball*
The girl in the mirror: My god its like you can see into the future.
KiokuUchiha: I don’t know I might have to talk this over with Iruka.
ObsessedReader: Like the chapter said he uses it for firewood.
Yaoi fan 07: There’s a thin line between love and hate. And that line is called insanity.
Shino’s angel: All your question will be answered later on in the story.
Kuro Fuyu Mitsukai: Bug + Dog = <3
Kawaii-Kunoichi= Molest is such a vulgar word. I prefer sexual hugging.
XBECKX:Who doesn’t?
Blue-genjutsu: Me too and I’m writing the story.
Meganwastaken:Yay! Another GaaLee lover!
XCynicalX: Basically and will do.
Kai: Yes, Yohimbe Bark actually does exist.
Michelerene: Yeah, I came up with that line all by myself.
RavenToriBlack: He uses it for firewood.
Stavi:*Backs away slowly*
Stefania Shesana Darnme: Of course, this is basically a NaruSau fic.
SasuNaru: There’s more mistake than that trust me.
POCKYSLAVE: It never dies. It just be on life support sometimes.
End of the World: This the last one I promise.
Onikasam: I know I really need a beta reader.
ThunderingThrewTheNight:Yay! Another one!
Chibigirlflower: I don’t think so that’s why I made it up.
MM reviews:
Shinigami24: I’m not sure I might jut due limes for the rest of the pairings and a Lemon for NaruSasu.
StarPrincess: True.
Mistress Shadow: You should be more worried about what’s he’s cooking up in his head.
Still looking for beta reader.
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“Hey, cutie. Want to take me for a ride. Only 15,450 an hour.”
“For the last time, NO!” Iruka yelled to the male prostitute.
Kakashi chuckled. Ever since the two man entered the red light district, Iruka had been hit on by hookers constantly. One even offer to do him for free as long as he was the seme. Of course Kakashi quickly put the man in his place with a glance of his sharingan eye. There could be only one seme for his dolphin and that was him.
“Kakashi when can we leave this place.” Iruka said in a irritated tone, “ Being here is making me feel very, very uncomfortable.”
Since stepping into the sinful area, the young Chunin had seen a variety size of dildo laying in stores window displays, one of the toy replicas looked huge enough to rip a person apart. A heaping amount of hookers, half of them were crossdressers. And a man getting blown off right in the middle of the street. So it came as to no surprise that Iruka had more then his fill of the deviant place.
However, Kakashi’s view of the place was completely different. To the silver headed Jounin it felt like he was in a Icha Icha Paradise fairytale, only just a bit more hardcore than usual.
“We’ll leave right after we find the store that criminal robbed from. Ah! There it is.” Kakashi said pointing over to a store that had a stronger sexually atmosphere than the entire district itself.
“I am not going in there!” Iruka said firmly.
“What it’s not likes its going to fuck you as soon as you go inside, besides…” Kakashi leaned down towards Iruka and lightly bit his ear.
“…that’s my job.”
Embarrassed and a bit aroused, Iruka quickly swatted Kakashi away from his face.
“In your dreams!” The younger male said as he tried to control his blush.
“Hm, anyway we have to go in if you want to save Naruto from a sex crazed Uchiha.” The Jounin smiled to himself. He knew Iruka would have no other choice but to go in now.
“Naruto.” Iruka groaned. He couldn’t just allow his most cherished student to be given to Sasuke as some kind of sex toy.
“Fine! Let’s go in!”
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As soon as Iruka walked in the store he immediately wanted to get out. The place reeked of sex, almost as if an orgy had just happen a few seconds ago. All the videos on the shelf was either hardcore or extremely hardcore. There was a huge selection of porn magazines that were labeled as different genres such as bestiality, tentacles, and cumshots. Not to mention the sex toys that littered the floor like some kind of very deeply disturbed kids playroom.
“Kakashi, can we please get out of here.” Iruka practically begged as he was beginning to feel very tense in such a lewd place.
“Not until we talk to the owner.” Kakashi replied.
“’Ey, Is dat a customer?” A voiced yelled from the back of the store.
“Yes.” Kakashi answered.
“I’ll be roi dare.” From behind a bunch of beaded curtains came out a old red-headed man who seemed to be in his 80’s. Iruka took note that the man was obliviously a gajin for his clothing was more of an western attire, plus the Irish accent was a big help too.
“Oy can oi ‘elp yer.”
“We wanted to-” Kakashi began.
“Ey!” The old man interrupted. “ Yisser de guy oi ‘ired ter capture dat cruk. Ye ever git de derdy langer?”
“Well, that’s exactly why we’re here.“ The Jounin explained.. “You see criminal who stole that powder from your store, threw some of it at a friend of mines and-”
“Ah! Don’t tell me de fella inhaled it.” The owner said with deep concern in his voice.
“Unfortunately, he did.”
“Dis is not good.” said the old man with an worried expression on his face.
“What’s not good?” Iruka finally said after getting fed up with the man distress phrases. “ We shot a serum into the boy a few hour ago. He should be okay, right?”
“An’ oi suppose yisser tinkin dat dis serum ‘ill stop dis fella actin’ loike ‘orny rabbit. Uh, dat serum probably chucker as much damage as a water balloon wud ter de Great Wall.”
Iruka grew even more anxious after hearing that the Hokage’s serum had not affect on Sasuke after all the time they spent locking him up.
“Can you please tell us exactly what the purpose of the black powder is?” Kakashi asked.
“Dat black powder is called Venus after de love goddess ‘erself.” The old man began to explain. “ De point av de Venus powder was ter gie a person enoof confidence ter confess ter de person they loved, only problem wus dat it gave dat person a bit too much ‘confidence‘. Venus wus once given ter a college fella who ‘ad a tin’ for a female classmate a’is. Poor lass couldn’t walk for days.”
“Why would you sell such a thing.” Iruka yelled at the owner. The Chunin couldn’t handle the fact that Naruto might get rape because of some faulted merchandise an old man sold to someone.
“If yer mind correctly de powder wus aff de market, which is probably wan it wus stolen in de first place. Though oi canny blame de bloke who stole it. Sellin’ something loike dat too people wud probably be loike sellin sweet ter a lad.”
“Is there anyway we can to stop Venus affects on a person?” asked Kakashi.
“Afraid not.” The owner said woefully, “’e’ll be ‘ornier by de second, unless yer man receives a nice feck quickly.”
“Oh god this is worst than we thought.” Iruka said to Kakashi.
“Ey, jist be glad yisser fella doesn’t av any Uchiha blud in ‘im.”
“Why?” Iruka said nervously as he was almost afraid to asked.
“A few years ago whaen Venus wus still in de makin’ they gave sum ter a Uchiha couple. De result were rapid. De couple eyes suddenly turned red and began to screw each other loike wild animals. Not only dat but dare stamina, strength, an’ intelligences increased for de time they wee screwin’. De whole session lasted for a day an’ whaen de couple wus finally done they cud ‘ardly walk or spake. But de Uchiha clan is wiped oyt nigh. Oi’m sure yisser fella couldn’t possibly be wan.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
“Naruto!” Iruka screamed as he ran out of the lewd store to find and protected the blonde boy. Kakashi and the old man just watched as the Chunin ran off screaming in the distances.
“Ain’t yer gonna folly ‘im.” asked the old man.
“In a moment.” said the Jounin, “But for right now I would like to buy something from you.” The silver headed male then pulled out a wad of cash from his vest pocket.
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After receiving so much mail from people who wanted me to finish this story. I decided to…well finish the story. But I’m going need some support from the people who want me to complete this.
Also the Irish man in this chapter no way reflects my views of a real Irish person, so please don’t get offended.
Another thing I will no longer be reply to views such as this “Update pls” or this “I love this story.” Because I get a lot of them and I don’t feel like writing “thank you” and “I will” over and over again.
FF reviews:
TheVickyMonster: Thank you, I was worried since this was my first KibaShino moment.
Mallrats2007: Well, you seem not to be the only one who like my KibaShino pairing.^^
Heth: I’ve think I’ve taken more than enough time by now.XD
PumpkinNight: Wait my friend, wait.
Kistunelova:Exacatly
IrisEclisped: Yay! A GaaLee lover!
Yaoi loving wolf: *Throws yaoi ball*
The girl in the mirror: My god its like you can see into the future.
KiokuUchiha: I don’t know I might have to talk this over with Iruka.
ObsessedReader: Like the chapter said he uses it for firewood.
Yaoi fan 07: There’s a thin line between love and hate. And that line is called insanity.
Shino’s angel: All your question will be answered later on in the story.
Kuro Fuyu Mitsukai: Bug + Dog = <3
Kawaii-Kunoichi= Molest is such a vulgar word. I prefer sexual hugging.
XBECKX:Who doesn’t?
Blue-genjutsu: Me too and I’m writing the story.
Meganwastaken:Yay! Another GaaLee lover!
XCynicalX: Basically and will do.
Kai: Yes, Yohimbe Bark actually does exist.
Michelerene: Yeah, I came up with that line all by myself.
RavenToriBlack: He uses it for firewood.
Stavi:*Backs away slowly*
Stefania Shesana Darnme: Of course, this is basically a NaruSau fic.
SasuNaru: There’s more mistake than that trust me.
POCKYSLAVE: It never dies. It just be on life support sometimes.
End of the World: This the last one I promise.
Onikasam: I know I really need a beta reader.
ThunderingThrewTheNight:Yay! Another one!
Chibigirlflower: I don’t think so that’s why I made it up.
MM reviews:
Shinigami24: I’m not sure I might jut due limes for the rest of the pairings and a Lemon for NaruSasu.
StarPrincess: True.
Mistress Shadow: You should be more worried about what’s he’s cooking up in his head.