Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Popping Cherries ❯ Gaara Doesn't Like Ladies ( Chapter 1 )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: whiterosearcher 
Gaara loves his fruit, Kankuro loves the delusion that Gaara is straight.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.16.2006 | Updated On: 07.16.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 618 | Visits: 995 | Status: Work In Progress
Gaara loves his fruit, Kankuro loves the delusion that Gaara is straight.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.16.2006 | Updated On: 07.16.2006 | Pages: 2 | Words: 618 | Visits: 995 | Status: Work In Progress
[Short little thing that I thought was cute. No Sandcest, just good semi-clean fun.]
Popping Cherries
Every Sunday afternoon, around 1:00, Kankuro would sit down and watch TV. He would always keep Karasu with him in the air conditioned room and would sit cross-legged on the couch. The puppetmaster would sprawl out if a red-headed psycho with the 'love' kanji on his forehead wasn't always sitting right at the end, eating a bowl of cherries. It was an unread, unannounced ritual that when Kankuro and Karasu sat down to watch TV, Gaara would sit down with a fresh bowl of cherries and watch TV with them for at least two hours.
Snap. Tink. Snap. Tink. Snap. Tink.
"Gaara?"
Snap. Tink. "Mmm?"
"Have you ever thought about getting a girlfriend?"
Snap. Tink. "No... I don't like girls... Well, I like Temari, but that's different."
"You don't like girls? For reals?"
"Yes, for reals." Snap. Tink.
"There's got to be at least one girl you like."
Snap. Tink. "No."
Kankuro tried to think of all the girls they had met at the Chuunin exams. "What about that pink haired girl from the Uchiha's team?"
Gaara raised a (non-existant) eyebrow. Snap. Tink. "Her hair is pink."
"And Temari's is blonde, what's your point?"
"It's pink... She's like a louder version of that short person. The one on that show with the mini-skirt girls."
It was Kankuro's turn to raise an eyebrow. "Mini-skirt girls?"
"Yes. The ones that dance around throwing things at large monsters." [1]
"O...kay... What about the one you fought her?"
Snap. Tink. "She's too much like the pink-haired one."
"Ah... Right. How about that girl Temari fought?"
Snap. Tink. "She's not that cute."
Kankuro cast an eye over towards Gaara. "You go on just looks?"
"No, but I have to actually be physically attracted to someone in order to like them." Snap. Tink.
"The one who fought her cousin?"
"Too shy."
"The Sound Village one?"
"Too dark-goth."
A long amount of TV noise filled the space between them while Kankuro tried to think of a girl who Gaara might like while Gaara continued to deplete the bowl of cherries in his lap. After deciding that he and Gaara knew no other girls, Kankuro decided to throw a curve ball at his brother for pure amusement.
"How about that one YOU fought?"
"Lee or Sasuke? Because I don't like either of them in that way. I like Naruto. "
"You're on a first name basis with them?"
"Yes." Snap. Tink.
"..."
"..." Snap. Tink.
"... You LIKE Naruto in that... way?!"
"Yes." Snap. Tink.
"O... kay, Gaara. If that's how you are, that's cool by me."
"Good." Snap. Tink.
[ 1= He's referring to Chibiusa from Sailor Moon.
I think I made Gaara a bit too apathetic. Oh well, more of these convos to occur.]
Popping Cherries
Every Sunday afternoon, around 1:00, Kankuro would sit down and watch TV. He would always keep Karasu with him in the air conditioned room and would sit cross-legged on the couch. The puppetmaster would sprawl out if a red-headed psycho with the 'love' kanji on his forehead wasn't always sitting right at the end, eating a bowl of cherries. It was an unread, unannounced ritual that when Kankuro and Karasu sat down to watch TV, Gaara would sit down with a fresh bowl of cherries and watch TV with them for at least two hours.
Snap. Tink. Snap. Tink. Snap. Tink.
"Gaara?"
Snap. Tink. "Mmm?"
"Have you ever thought about getting a girlfriend?"
Snap. Tink. "No... I don't like girls... Well, I like Temari, but that's different."
"You don't like girls? For reals?"
"Yes, for reals." Snap. Tink.
"There's got to be at least one girl you like."
Snap. Tink. "No."
Kankuro tried to think of all the girls they had met at the Chuunin exams. "What about that pink haired girl from the Uchiha's team?"
Gaara raised a (non-existant) eyebrow. Snap. Tink. "Her hair is pink."
"And Temari's is blonde, what's your point?"
"It's pink... She's like a louder version of that short person. The one on that show with the mini-skirt girls."
It was Kankuro's turn to raise an eyebrow. "Mini-skirt girls?"
"Yes. The ones that dance around throwing things at large monsters." [1]
"O...kay... What about the one you fought her?"
Snap. Tink. "She's too much like the pink-haired one."
"Ah... Right. How about that girl Temari fought?"
Snap. Tink. "She's not that cute."
Kankuro cast an eye over towards Gaara. "You go on just looks?"
"No, but I have to actually be physically attracted to someone in order to like them." Snap. Tink.
"The one who fought her cousin?"
"Too shy."
"The Sound Village one?"
"Too dark-goth."
A long amount of TV noise filled the space between them while Kankuro tried to think of a girl who Gaara might like while Gaara continued to deplete the bowl of cherries in his lap. After deciding that he and Gaara knew no other girls, Kankuro decided to throw a curve ball at his brother for pure amusement.
"How about that one YOU fought?"
"Lee or Sasuke? Because I don't like either of them in that way. I like Naruto. "
"You're on a first name basis with them?"
"Yes." Snap. Tink.
"..."
"..." Snap. Tink.
"... You LIKE Naruto in that... way?!"
"Yes." Snap. Tink.
"O... kay, Gaara. If that's how you are, that's cool by me."
"Good." Snap. Tink.
[ 1= He's referring to Chibiusa from Sailor Moon.
I think I made Gaara a bit too apathetic. Oh well, more of these convos to occur.]