Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Power Of Three ❯ The Beginning ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: Naruto will be darker and there will be a little more angst. Like in A Helping Hand there will be a rookie twelve. I made Gai's team one year younger in age. Naruto, Neji, Lee and Tenten is 12 while the rest of the original rookie nine is 11. Slight Kakashi bashing in this chapter, but not much that isn't really deserved. The Pairing's are mostly set. Naruto/Kyuubi/??? with some Naru/Hachi(Fem), Sasuke/???, Sakura/??? Rikimaru/Yugao. PUTTING THIS ON BOTH FF.NET AND HERE!

Naruto Bloodline is a mix between the Sharingan and the Byukugan. Normally this would never work but with Hachicbi altering it somehow manage to manifest. Naruto knows his heritage. NOT THE YONDAIME. Sasuke is still broody to everyone that he doesn't know. Hinata has more confidence and is much more fitting heir to the Hyuuga clan. Neji's fate kunai isn't lodged so far up his ass that it takes the jaws of life to remove it. Thou he still talks about it every now and then.

"NARUTO!" talking

'HAHAHAHA' thinking

'SHANNARO!' Inner

"Try it dip shit." demonic or cursed talking

"Let me sleep." demon talking

'Snake moron.' demon thinking

Jutsus and Titles

Letters

I Do Not Own Naruto But Sure I Own This Brain In My Hands. Wait... OH GOD IT'S MINE!

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Chapter 1

Naruto was currently walking to the Hyuuga Complex. His shirt is the same that Neji wears in canon but it was black and had the Uchiha crest on the back. He wore loose white pants with a orange belt. Most notable about him was that he didn't have whisker marks but two violet eyes with a slitted iris and his skin was very pale compared to what he was in canon. His fangs were visible at all times due to their accelerated growth due to his condition. He stood a 4 feet 11 inches and was still the shortest in his class. Anyone that made fun of his height was sent on a one way ticket to the infirmary.

As he walked down the street villagers gave him cold glares and muttered things like 'demon brat', 'snake fucker' and other colorful things, but he didn't really care that much. He knew why they glared and cursed his very name, but he just wasn't going to take it laying down. Smirking, Naruto extends both of his middle fingers and gives everyone the bird. He could hear the villager grumbling about the 'Fucking Snake's' cunning and that they should kill it now before it decides to kill us.'

Naruto rolls his eyes at the villagers. 'Tch. I would kill you but the old man always has an ANBU to make sure that they don't attack me. Or vice versa. I wonder who is it today. It can't be weasel because he kill everyone but Sasuke and myself from Tou-san clan off. Can't be dog because he retired from ANBU. Tiger an ANBU captain so it can be him. Falcon is on an assassination mission, hope he tells me how it went. So, it must be cat. So Yugao watching me today.' Naruto thought as he smirked and looked toward the general area he felt her presence.

Yugao looked surprised but was well hidden under her mask though she was pretty sure that he could smell. 'Damn he getting good at detecting me. I wonder who his sensei will be. Probably Kakashi... Oh shit I forgot HE'S taking a team this year. Please don't let them be on the same team. One psychopath prankster is enough.'

As Naruto reached the Hyuuga complex he saw both Neji and Hinata waiting for him. "Hello Hinata-sama and Neji-san." Hinata bows slightly to her cousin. "Mourning Naruto-kun." Neji nodded his greeting as they started walking towards the academy. Neji pulls out a scroll from his pouch and turns to Naruto. "Naruto-san, Hiashi-sama told me to give this to you." Neji said giving a scroll to Naruto who was kind of confused as what it was. Neji noticing the look sighed. "All he said was that it was from your mother and he deemed you ready to read it." Naruto nodded as he pocketed it planning on reading it later on so that he could concentrate on the task at hand.

The three arrived at the academy and walk through the doors and navigated the maze called a school to get to their home room. Just as they entered and were out of the door swinging range, the door flew open with a panting Ino and Sakura standing at the door way. Naruto smirked evilly as he sees an opportunity to strike back at his cousin's fan girls.

"I told you two to stop making out before class." It had the desired effect of making them blush and everyone else in the room bust out laughing. Hell even Shino chuckled scaring Kiba into submission as it sounded evil. A tick mark grows on Sakura's head as she stared at Naruto in rage. "NARUTO-BAKA!" was all that was said before she punched him sending him to the other end of the room. As it collided with the wall it turned into a cloud of smoke confusing every there except Hinata, Neji, Shino and Sasuke.

"Ah the best thing about Kage Bunshin. You never know if its me our not." said a 3 foot pitch black snake curled around Hinata's neck. It slid off her and poofed into a smirking Naruto. Naruto bites his lip not to laugh at the poor girls expressions as he walked off and sat next to Sasuke how just grinned at him. "That was a good one Naruto-ni-san." Sasuke said before biting his lip to contain his laughter, but still failed as a slight snicker escaped. Every fan girl in the room scream at Naruto with their pathetic Killing Intents blaring at him. "GET OUT OF THE SEAT I'M SITTING NEXT TO SASUKE-KUN!"

"The hell you are! Get away from me you psychotic lesbos." Naruto yelled right back as he released a small portion of his killing intent at the girls. Every single person besides the ones that were used to him shrunk back in fear at the massive bloodlust that Naruto was producing. Just as a few of the more brave... or suicidal girls got their confidence back a poof of smoke was heard with someone yelling at them. And it wasn't Iruka.

"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP! SINCE IRUKA SICK TODAY I WILL BE TAKING OVER FOR TODAY'S GENNIN EXAMS!" yelled a man with a scared face and a bandana on his head. Naruto recognized him instantly and started to sweating as if the room temperature increased to 120 degrees. "Oh shit. It's Ibiki!" Naruto screamed before he bolted for his only salvation... the window. He never had a chance to make it. A kunai catches his shirt sleeve and pinned him to the wall. "No running off during the test. I'll get you some other time for what you did yesterday Naruto."

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Ibiki just came home, covered in blood from torturing a spy they found that was connected to Orochimaru. Ibiki grumbled at his misfortune "He had no decent information that we didn't already have. Well at least that's one spy that was rooted out." Ibiki sighs as he opens his frig and grabs the milk. He turns to open the cabinet and opened it and saw thousands of moths fly out.

Ibiki jumps to the floor in surprise only to find a rather large tarantula on the floor. Ibiki screamed, as he was petrified of any incest/arachnid, like a ten year old girl and runs to the bathroom flailing his arms around in terror. As he got near his foot caught hold of a trip wire and a bucket of pink paint splash on him. Ibiki looks up to see a painting of a blonde hair boy sticking his tongue out. Rage consumed him as he screamed out to the heavens.

"NNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTOOOO OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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'Yes I'll get you back later and you'll never know what hit you!' Ibiki started to cackle evilly and started radiating a rather large amount of killer intent around the room making everyone there want to piss themselves. Well, one particular individual did. "Dammit Akamaru! GET OFF MY HEAD WHEN YOU DO THAT!" Screamed Kiba as Akamaru's pissed into his hair making everyone that was petrified in fear of their teacher start laughing their asses off.

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(an hour later)

"ALRIGHT WHEN I CALL YOUR NAME GO TO THE TEST ROOM! ABURAME SHINO!"

Thirty-three names later. "UCHIHA HYUUGA NARUTO!" Naruto rolls his eyes "About damn time, what the hell was going on in there. Never mind, I don't want to know." He calmly walked towards the test room and walked in to see Ibiki holding up a chart grumbling about how to torture blonde hair snakes.

"Alright as much as I want to fail you for your prank last night, I can't. So make 3 Bunshin and a Henge." Naruto gawked at Ibiki. "That's it! I thought this was going to be a challenge. Not a walk through a park... never mind. That's pretty difficult when you have a fan club." Ibiki nodded knowing that it was true.

Naruto sighed and put his hand into a ram seal and channeled his chakra. "Bunshin no Jutsu." A poof of smoke and 7 Bunshins were standing in front of Ibiki giving him the finger. "Henge" Another poof of smoke appeared and dissipated leaving a naked, pig tailed, blonde female with pale skin bending over to show all her assets in front of Ibiki.

"ALRIGHT YOUR PASS! JUST TRANSFORM BACK!" Ibiki said with some blood coming out of his nose as her throws a hitai-ate with all his might at Naruto. Naruto catches it easily and ties it to his head and walks out of the examination room. He looks at his class mates that were looking at him with anger that he managed to become a shinobi. In response Naruto bared his fangs and concentrated some of his killer intent at them before shitting down next to a grinning Sasuke.

"YAMANAKA INO". She walked into the room and a few minutes later she came out with her hitai-ate showing it of to Sasuke... or Naruto... to someone in the general area. "ALRIGHT BE BACK HERE TOMORROW BY NOON. IRUKA WILL TELL YOU WHOSE TEAM YOU'LL BE PUT ON." Ibiki looked over the potential gennins and unconsciously shivered. 'Kami, help the souls put on Gai's team. They will need every ounce of it.' was all he though before he shushined out. Everyone scrambled out of the room hoping they would never have to meet him again.

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(walking back to the Hyuuga Complex)

"So Neji, Hinata-sama where do you think you placed." asked Naruto. "I got second because Sasuke no doubt got rookie of the year." replied Neji in a indifferent manner, but in reality was seething that he didn't get the title. Hinata sighed at Neji knowing he was going to be in a bitchy mood for the next couple of days.

"I probably finished in the middle." Hinata said worried at what her father would think of her placing. She turned to Naruto before she asked. "Were did you think you placed Naru-kun." Naruto shrugged indifferently. "Tch. Probably below Neji. Shino could have beat me but no one else. Truthfully it doesn't mean shit." Both Hyuuga's looked surprised at Naruto's words. Neji was the first to ask. "And that means?"

Naruto rolled his eyes before responding. "Both Sasuke and I are practically even in practical skill but he has more book smarts than I do. Therefore he gets the title instead of us. Neji you are better at taijutsu then either me and if it came down to a close range fight you would wipe the floor with us. Sakura will rank highly since she aced the written test but has terrible practical skills. That cannot cut it in the shinobi world and they are normally the first to die. That is why the ranking mean squat."

Both Neji and Hinata nodded as his point made a lot of sense and looked up and realized they reached they Hyuuga compound while they were talking. "Well, I see you guys tomorrow." Naruto said grinning at both of them. Neji nods at him. "See ya, Naruto." Hinata waves as Naruto runs off. "Bye, Naru-kun." The two of them walked in to think about Naruto's words more. Before so Neji turned to Hinata. "Is it just me or is Naruto slowly becoming what the village has been calling him for so long."

Hinata sighed sadly but anger visible in her eyes. "Yes, I notice it as well, but it hasn't been as pronounced as it was today. It just make me mad to see that our own village is the one responsible for his behavior." Neji nods knowing it was true but had to ask one more question before heading to his room. "Would you join him if he left?" The question brought a chill to Hinata as she heard it.

Neji seeing this decided to lay off. "You don't have to answer now, but I would like to know if you come up with an answer." Hinata nods before heading off to here room. Neji sighed as he head off to relive Hanabi's guard. 'I don't know about you Hinata, but if he can unsealing process of the cage seal as he researching into, I would.'

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(Naruto room in the Uchiha Manor)

Naruto pulls out the scroll Neji gave him and laid down on his bed as he was about to open it when he heard Sasuke scream for below.

"SHIT! FAN GIRL RAID!"

Naruto eyes widen in fear before he rushes down stairs to see Sasuke pushing the creaking door back with all his chakra enhanced strength. Sasuke turns to Naruto panting. "Make your clones and henge them! Hurry, I don't think I can hold much longer!" Naruto nods and makes an all familiar cross like hand seal. "Kage Bunshin no jutsu!" Twenty clones appeared and half henged themselves into Sasuke and start to exit the back door before spreading out trying to distracted and disperse the girls.

Naruto sighed in relief as the banging on the door stopped and squealing girls ran off. "We need to get Sandaime-ojij to put some seals to keep the fan girls out. If this keeps happening we won't be able to survive long enough to become chunin." Sasuke nodded think along the same lines. "Bad thing that was both of our fan clubs." Naruto's eyes widen for the unknownth time that day. "Shit. I hope none of mine were Hyuugas. And if they were I hope they didn't tell the other girls we're still in here." Sasuke's eyes widen in fear when more banging was heard from the door.

"WE'RE FUCKED!"

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(a few hours later)

The two managed to out run there fan girls by roof jumping, running into the forest of death, into the Hokage's tower which nearly crumbled when the girls stormed it and finally back to the Uchiha Manor, unharmed. But the people along the way couldn't say that, especially on Sandaime Hokage. But on the bright side, both managed to activate their first stage of their respective bloodlines.

"Well that was almost a total waste of time. If you didn't activate the Taiingan we would have never would have managed to evade them." Sasuke said with one tomoe spin. "Yeah, if you didn't activate your Sharingan we would have been caught by that insane Anko lady." Naruto said with his crescent moon eye gleaming in fright. Sasuke nodded as well, frighten at what that women could have done to them.

Naruto yawned as he walked up the stairs ."See you in the mourning." Sasuke grunted in response as he pulled out some sushi from the fridge. Sasuke looked up to Naruto as he walked up the stairs. 'Naruto, your changing gradually into what I use to be like, and I don't think that's a good thing.' Sasuke sighed as he grabs a pair of chop sticks and was about to dig in before he stopped and headed towards the stairs.

Naruto just walked into his room and plopped himself down and pulled over his scroll and opened it.

Dear Naruto,

Since your reading this Hiashi has decided that you are ready to handle this. He no doubt told you my name is Mai so let skip that. Your father Uchiha Obito never got a chance to see you due to he died on a mission with his teammates Hatake Kakashi and Inuzaku Rin. We were in love with each other from the first time we laid eyes upon on another. Even thou he was only 14 and I was 20 it didn't stop us, hell not even our clans could do so. Your father Obito died a week after you were conceived a day after he proposed to me. I'm writing this letter for you because the Yondaime has just taken you to seal Hachicbi no Hachimata inside you to keep him from destroying Konoha. If there was another way he would do so, but he has no choice and you are the only child available. I wish I could be there to see you grow up my chil...

Naruto reading the letter cries when he reaches the end of it knowing his mother didn't have the strength to finish the letter. Rolling it back up he puts it on his shelf and tucked himself in. The door was slammed open to show an annoyed Sasuke staring at him. "Naruto, you will come down and eat. If you don't I'll force it down your throat. Even with your tenant you can't survive without eating, or do you want to move in with the Hyuuga's again." Sasuke voice was laced with anger but also worry.

If anything, he was more worried than angry at his last clansmen since he took the Uchiha massacre three years ago more harshly than Sasuke himself did. It wasn't that he didn't want to get revenge, but do to him being place in the mental ward with a few Hyuuga watching over him at all times. He had resorted to cutting himself, which with his healing rate made it difficult to learn about, but when he started openly trying to commit suicide in front of large crowds of people, who actually cheered him on.

Everything the had tried seemed to fail, but when they moved Sasuke into the same ward as Naruto, due to him trying cutting himself, both started changing slowly. They both started to act the same as they always had done but were adapting the other's mask to theirs to help ease the pain. Once they were both deemed psychologically fit, they were released and met the Hokage waiting for them. Both Hiashi and himself decided it was for the best that the two move in with each other, seeing they were blood relatives and seemed to keep each other from falling back to their... more disturbing habits.

Naruto grabs the scroll and tosses it over to Sasuke, who scanned through it and knew what was causing Naruto's sulky mood. Sasuke walked over to Naruto and grabbed him off the bed before dragging him to the dinning room, which mean Naruto had one bumpy ride as they had to go down the stairs. Sasuke pulled out bento and handed it to Naruto and watched him like a hawk. "Alright Sasuke. I'll eat, just get off my back would ya."

Sasuke nodded before digging into his sushi as Naruto slowly ate his bento. Once he finished Naruto turned to Sasuke and muttered "Thanks." Sasuke nodded before walking off to the stairs with Naruto followed after a minute and went to his room and fell asleep as his head hit the pillow.

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After waking up late, Naruto gets dressed and sprinted towards the academy. Sasuke didn't wake him up since Naruto normally always left after he did. Naruto busted into the room to see everyone was already there, waiting on him. "Take your seat Naruto." Iruka says smiling at his adopted brother. Naruto nodded and head towards the surprisingly vacant seat next to Sasuke.

Iruka looks up at the potential gennin and takes a deep breath. "Today will be your first official step in becoming full fledge gennin. This class is special as I never seen so much talent in one before. It is possible that we could have the next Sannin in this class and possibly a future hokage." Most of the girls in the room turn to Sasuke but the majority of the males in the class that didn't hate him turned to Naruto. "Now before you can begin your life as a gennin you will be assigned to teams of three." Most of the class erupted in anger asking why they had to be placed on teams.

Naruto sighed "It's standard procedure. You are placed on a team that can balance out your weakness. Also the team you are place on is most likely the team you will work with for the rest of your lives." Iruka nodded at Naruto's answer. "Correct, now here teams. Team 1..." Naruto shut out Iruka till he heard names that actually mattered.

"Team 7, Uchiha Sasuke,... Haruno Sakura" Sakura screams at Ino that true love always prevails. Iruka coughed to get everyone's attention back. "and Uchiha Naruto, Sensei Akanami Rikimaru. Team 8, Hyuuga Hinata, Aburame Shino, and Inuzaku Kiba, Sensei Mitrashi Anko." 'Dear Kami, what are they trying to do to these poor kids.' Iruka shakes his head and continues on. "Team 9, Hyuuga Neji, Tenten, and Rock Lee, Sensei Maito Gai." 'HOLY CRAP! Kami most hate them with a passion.' Iruka once again shakes his head to get rid of those thoughts. "Team 10, Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru, Sensei Sarutobi Asuma."

Ino jumped up and screamed at Iruka. "Why do I have to be put on the team with the lazy bum and big boy while Sakura gets to be on Sasuke-kun and Hebi-kun's team!" Naruto banged his head into the desk at hearing that. 'Why in the world does she call me that? I don't even like that name.' Iruka sighed before answering. "It's quite simple, Ino you were the top kunoichi in the class while both Chouji and Shikamaru were at the bottom. Sakura was place on Naruto and Sasuke's team due to her lack of physical skill, since both of them along with Neji are the top in the class. Sakura is higher in ranking than most but has no shinobi skill so it balances out since we put two powerhouse on one squad."

Nodding in understanding, Ino sat back down, but was still a little miffed. Iruka looked over everyone once more and smiled at them. "Alright your senseis should be here in a hour." Just as he finished the sentence a green blur smashed through the door and a black blur came throw the window and the a explosion of smoke surround the two. As the smoke dissipated a women wearing fishnet clothes, a tan trench coat and skirt with purple hair stood next to a man with a green spandex and black bowl cut hair. Naruto and Sasuke pale as the see the women and Naruto climbs under his desk, hoping to avoid attention from her.

"TEAM 9 COME WITH ME TO TRAINING GROUND 14!" screamed Gai as he did the good guy pose and flashed them with a blinding smile. "I CAN"T SEE!" Kiba screamed as he rubbed his eyes furiously. Lee jumped from his chair recognizing his idol while Tenten and Neji glanced at each other with a look that said 'WE'RE FUCKED'.

"Alright let see my meals for my pets." said Anko with a sinister glare. Everyone that was still in the room was backing away from the psychotic women hoping they weren't on her team. "Team 8 come with me to training ground 44." The now extremely pale team 8 went left the psycho know as Anko hoping they would die quickly. Iruka sweat dropped at the scene. "Alright, all other senseis will be here in an hour. So you can wait here our get something to eat."

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Kakashi was livid when he heard the teams and turned to Sarutobi as both Anko and Gai left to greet their teams. "Why am I not in charge of training the last Uchiha. You can give him the other two gennin cause they aren't worth my tim..." His statement was cut off as a scratched the metal part of his hitai-ate. He turned to see a teen who was wearing a navy blue long sleeved under armor shirt with a jounin vest over on top of it. He had cameo style pants with a brown belt. His face had a somewhat regal appearance to it and had brown hair that looked like Trunks from DBZ. But the most noticeable feature was his eyes. It was a black four point shuriken surrounded by yellow and had a yellow iris inside the shuriken.

"Kakashi-san, you will not disrespect MY team. You are not the only one that can train how to use the Sharingan. I know the eye from the inside out so I know what it can do." Kakashi nodded at the teen. "I know that Rikimaru, but his teammates will only slow him down."

"And way is that. Is it because he has a fan girl for a teammate. Or is it your hatred for the vessel. I can understand the fan girl being a problem but I WILL fix that. Naruto on the other hand will if anything help Sasuke's progress. They both feel the need to compete against each other, and if I'm not mistaken, both would still be in the mental ward if neither had met each other there." Rikimaru snapped at Kakashi and an eerie golden yellow chakra surrounded him. Sarutobi and the remaining jounin there began to move away just incase he attacked.

Kakashi sneered at him. "I don't know where you got that crap from but.." Rikimaru cut him off. "And it is the fact that the two live together for the same reason and Sasuke knows about Hachicbi for at least a year know. You are a disgrace Kakashi. You preach about people being trash if they don't follow rules but are lower if they don't help a friend in need. Well Kakashi, you are trash. You have been blatantly causing the man that gave you that eye son a living hell. Now leave before a bring up what happened two years ago."

Kakashi's eyes widen at what he heard. 'He's Obito's own son, and I've been doing this the entire time.' Kakashi eyes widen further as he knew what event Rikimaru was talking about and shushined out of the room, not wanting anyone else to learn what happened. Sarutobi eyes widen at the realization but kept his mouth shut about it and instead change the subject. "So Riki-kun, you have your Anbu release papers signed."

Rikimaru nodded as he handed them to the old man. "Good, I guess you are going to keep you mask." Rikimaru nodded as he pulled out a falcon mask from his kunai pouch. "Oh Yugao, I got something for you." A cat masked Anbu jumped down from the roof. "Yes, Riki-sempai." Rikimaru rolled his eyes at the name as he pulled out a white cloak and threw it at her. "Your officially an Anbu captain, once finished here return to base to get your new tattoo." Yugao's eyes widen in and hugged Rikimaru before regain her composure. "Thank you Riki-sempai."

"No problem." Yugao nodded and jumped back to her position leaving a stunned room. Except Hayate who coughed "Well, guess I have to try harder." Rikimaru blinked cluelessly at him. "Try harder at what? What I miss?" Everyone laughed at his expense before the jounin headed out. Asuma stepped up to Rikimaru as both walked out together. "Alright brat, what did Kakashi do." Rikimaru gulped "Your not going to like it." Asuma just glared at him making Rikimaru sigh. "Well it was at night..."

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All the other teams left after few minutes except team 7 and 10. Ino and Sakura where about to get in a fight when a 17 year old teen walked in with crushed cigarette pack in his hand. Following him was a shaggy blue hair man with a beard trying not cry for his destroyed pack of cigs. The teen with odd eyes looked at the man with his eyebrow twitching. "That what you get for blowing smoke in my face." The older man wiped his nose before turning towards the leftover gennin. "Team 10...sniff...comes with me." The gennin laugh at the man as team 10 followed the sulking man.

"Well so this is team 7, huh. You don't look like much." said the teen as he looked over them. The young adult smirked at them as the were all hypnotized by his eyes. "It seems you all noticed my eyes. This is my bloodline called Washigan." Naruto being somewhat slow just realized something.

"WTF! Your not much older than us." Naruto said shocked while his future jounin instructor smirked grew. "Well that because I'm badass. Meet me Ichiraku’s ramen stand." He disappeared in a spiral flames. Naruto looked in aw. "Damn! I got learn that." Sasuke nods and heads for the door before he stopped in realization. "Oh shit...We're going to have to go through my fan club to get there." Naruto and Sakura pale at that before both simultaneously say "Rooftops."

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"DAMMIT! HOW DID THEY LEARN TO ROOF JUMP!" Sasuke yells in anger. "I DON'T KNOW BUT WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" Naruto yell back. Sakura sweat drops at the two's antics. 'So this is what Ino and I put him through. Oh well now I have a better chance then Ino-pig.' 'HE ALL OURS! MUHAHAHAHA!' laughed Inner Sakura and Sakura began to giggle on the outside. Sasuke eyes widen in fear. "Oh shit, SAKURA TURNING! GIVE ME A FLASH TAG!" Sasuke yells at Naruto who was had kunai and tag in hand. "ALREADY ON IT!" as Naruto throws a kunai with it behind him.

A flash of light hit Sakura and the other fan girls making them temporarily blind while Sasuke and Naruto made their escape from certain doom. Rikimaru watch this with his Washigan 'Good. The boy already have teamwork down. Just have to get the girl to help them. Kami, that's going to be a pain in the ass.' Riki smiled as he see the boy run into the stand. 'Damn. I tempted to pass them just because they managed to evade their fan girls. If that is not impressive, I don't know what is.'

"Well once Pinky get here will start. And no I'm not paying for your bowls. I've seen how you eat Naruto." Rikimaru stated smiling at him. "I like to have money to pay my bills." Sasuke bite his lip knowing how true that was. Very few people could afford to take Naruto out to eat and have a wallet live to see another day.

After a few minutes Sakura walks in miffed. Her red dress was roughed up as if the other fan girls decided to take out their anger out on her.

"Well since were all here. I want you to introduce ourselves. I'm Akanami Rikimaru, I like ramen and making complicated traps... oh and the shushin. It's a great way to get away from fan girls. I HATE the few fan girls, and my dream is to get married and teach my children my prankster ways." he said smiling at the end.

'Oh god. Another Naruto. The world only needs one.' thought a terrified Sasuke.

'Hey that sound a lot like I was going to say. Somewhat brighter, but about the same.' thought a miffed Naruto.

'What were they thinking. Putting Naruto with guy could make even worse pranks. Oh Kami, they set it up on purpose didn't they.' thought Sakura.

"You next pinky." 'PINKY! I'LL SHOW HIM WHOS PINKY!' screamed Inner Sakura. Ignoring her, "I'm Haruno Sakura, my likes are" glances at Sasuke "My dislikes are Ino-pig and anyone else that tries and make Sasuke theirs. My dream..." glances at Sasuke and blushes.

'That...disturbing. A team with a fan girl. Kami really must love screwing with me.'

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(In Heaven)

Kami listing to Rikimaru thought nods her head and laughs.

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(Back on Earth)

'I bet she's laughing at me right know and Kakashi early for something other than Icha Icha.'

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(Hokage Tower)

"Yo." Sandaimes eyes widen in horror at the imposter in front of him. "Who are you Kakashi never on time." said the age Sandaime. Kakashi sweat drops.

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(Hell)

"WTF !" Satan watches as hells fire are covered in ice. "Damn those fucking ninjas."

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(Back to team 7)

"Okay. Haruno listen. To be on this TEAM you will not be allowed to act like a fan girl during missions and training. Be a fan girl on your own time. Do you understand." Rikimaru releases some killer intent and focused it at her. Sakura shrinks back and looks at Sasuke and nods her head think it was worth it. "Good. Okay eerily happy one, go." pointing at Naruto.

"Alright. I'm Uchiha Hyuuga Naruto. My likes are ramen, Sasuke-nii-san, pranking and my parents. My dislikes are pretty much everyone who hates me and MY fan girls. My dream... I used to want to be Hokage but right know i don't know."

Rikimaru nods, 'Just as expected. He beginning to resent the villagers. Damn people are fucking moron! Wait he prankster. I HAVE A APPERENTICE!' he begins to laugh evilly. The other sweat drop and start to back up real slow so their insane sensei didn't notice them. After regain his composure he points at Sasuke, "Your turn raven boy."

"My name is Uchiha Sasuke, my only likes are training and hanging out with Naruto-ni-san. My dislikes are my THOUSANDS of ravenous fan girls and running from them to get away. My dream... is to start a family and then hunt down my brother with some help."

Rikimaru smiles 'Naruto is still a positive influence on him even if he is losing himself. He has that many fan girls. Dam...OH SHIT!' Rikimaru turned to his team in a hurry as he heard movement outside. " Meet me on train ground 7 at 9AM for yourtest.GOTTAGO!" He puts his money on the counter and static shushins away.

Sakura looked confused at where their sensei was. "Why did he leave so f..." she was cut off by a loud female cry of "THERE THEY ARE!" Sasuke looks towards the heavens ."Give me a break." A bright white light appeared in front of them "Sorry my child, but it's more fun to watch what happens." The light disappeared leaving three gennins sweat dropping gennins.

"See you tomorrow Sakura." both say before heading towards the Hokage tower.