Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Power Of Three ❯ Birth of a Demon Prince ( Chapter 17 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: Zagger the Bloody Angel 
Lime at the end of the chapter along with an omake.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action / Hentai / Angst | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.20.2011 | Updated On: 06.20.2011 | Pages: 5 | Words: 8.8K | Visits: 7.3K | Status: Completed
Lime at the end of the chapter along with an omake.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action / Hentai / Angst | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 06.20.2011 | Updated On: 06.20.2011 | Pages: 5 | Words: 8.8K | Visits: 7.3K | Status: Completed
A/N: Just for the record, this chapter is meant to be off-beat(and make no real sense whatsoever) and to act as comic relief for the story is about to descend into darkness for this last arc, which is about eight to ten chapters in length. This is also really my last chance for comedy within this story so I stuffed this chapter full of it, even if it isn't appropriate.
Warning!! This chapter contains many "FUCKS!" and sexually explicit material and ect… Lemons and limes and then an Omake.
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"Finally! We're home! It has felt like a year since we've been here!" Sakura cried out in joy as she saw the silhouette of their forming village within the forest. "If we hadn't taken that detour of yours Sasuke we would have been here sooner!"
"It's not my fault!" Sasuke yelled back in defense as he had noticed something and had to check it out. "I swear on my life if I knew we would have been dragged into that shit about that fucking stone that gave that guy incredible power I wouldn't have said to take that route! Besides, each of you agreed and didn't start bitching until afterwards. We all wanted to eat at that restaurant at the end of the sea!"
Sighing as this fight was going no where, Naruto picked up his pace to get away from his degenerate team as Yugao got involved into it. "I was the one telling all of you not to go in the first place! Sure, that food is so magnificent that I almost orgasm from each bite but that isn't the point! We were suppose to report straight back!"
"And where the fuck are you going?! You were the one that dragged us into that mess as you decided to follow that knight dude! This is mostly your fault!" All three screamed as they noticed Naruto was trying to get away from them and they weren't having it.
Simply glancing back at them as he stopped, letting his eyes shine violet for a second, Naruto spoke in a very weary tone. "Yugito… Rabbits… Viagra… Toys… Absolute bliss…"
And with that he turned around and headed into the village and leaving the three in shock. They stood in their exact position for almost an entire minute before Sakura finally said something. "Did he really just say all those things? And damn if he did."
"Well… We know what is on his mind." Yugao commented as it seemed the blonde hadn't forgotten the reason he originally was trying to get home quickly for. "But… This is all your fault Sasuke! You wanted their custom sushi so badly that you made us come with you and got us caught in the mess!"
"No it wasn't! It was Sakura for advocating their cause before she realized the guy wanted to rule the damn world!" Sasuke defended himself yet again, which in turn infuriated Sakura and she began to violently scream at him.
Needless to say it was going to be a while before they stopped their trivial blame game.
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"My love!" Kyuubi loudly proclaimed as she saw her master slowly stalking towards her and rushed over and nearly crushed him with her embrace. "I have been so miserable without you here!"
"What the fuck?" Was the only thing Naruto could manage as the last time he saw Kyuubi she was nothing like this and being pressed into her cleavage really didn't help him as he was storming to her room to find Yugito and do… Stuff.
"Don't ask me." Kabuto muttered as he walked by the scene, heading to some lab to check out his and Orochimaru's experiments. "Since you have been gone she has gotten in her head that not only is she yours but she is your sex slave and wants to perform her duties… Lucky fucking bastard. …I mean sir."
Blinking as Kabuto had said that without even stopping and just continued on his way, Naruto was left in Kyuubi's… Loving embrace he guessed. Seeing that she obeyed his every whim, which now that he thought about could really make her a wonderful sex slave, he was about to order her to release him when the object of his affection burst out of the hallway.
Having sensed her love's presence near and having been separated from him so long, Yugito she immediately left her training with Karin and Tayuya and began to hunt him down. He was gone far too long and she was going to make him pay for not being there with her… She had needs to!
But soon as she rounded the corner, the sight of Kyuubi smothering Naruto's face with her breasts like some sort of horn dog caught her attention. And in that moment Yugito went from rather excited and aroused to extremely furious and violate. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! I came to find you and when I do you are enjoying your time in the fucking vixen's boobs! You're a faggot!"
"What in the world? …I just got back dammit! Kyuubi let me the go!" Naruto yelled out rather ticked before Kyuubi released him from her breast embrace. "First off, being pressed to a woman's bosom and enjoying it defines that I am not a faggot. Number two, I just got back and was looking for you as I've had a hell of time getting back home so don't start! And finally, it isn't my fault soon as I get back Kyuubi gets it into her head that I'm her master and she wants to serve me… In ways I'm sure you already have figured."
Taking in Naruto's rather short rant, Yugito looked at him for a moment. Then her gaze turned to the fox and she snarled. "He's mine! Get the fuck away from him! You aren't taking him from me!"
"I wasn't. He is my master and I will serve him. If you fail in your duties, I will fulfill them." Kyuubi grinned as despite being bound to whatever Naruto told her, she still was rather bitchy to everyone else. "And believe me; I will fulfill every desire he has in ways you can't even imagine."
Yugito screamed at the fox and leapt at her, not caring the fox could literally destroy her without very much effort. In the very next moment, both Hachi and Nibi burst from their seals, something that bothered Naruto as he hadn't summoned Hachi and knew Yugito didn't summon Nibi, and pinned Yugito to the ground.
"I know he's your man and all Yugi baby, but she'll tear you apart. Hell, she'll tear me apart if I were to attack her. Let's try and rationally think this through." Nibi told her vessel, knowing the fox's tendencies well and knew Kyuubi was only trying to get under Yugito's skin and provoke her.
"Can't you order her to stop then, Naruto?!" Yugito cried out as Kyuubi had been grating on her nerves and pushing her at every possible turn since he had left for his mission in the snow. "She won't leave me alone and keeps taunting me saying stuff like that! I won't stand for it."
"That isn't possible." Hachi answered for Naruto, who would probably have tried to give such and order, before sighing as she lightly hissed at the vixen. "The spell only binds their wills together and she has to obey his commands but anything that would conflict with her nature or very being she can resist and even ignore. As such… It would fail as she acts like this to everyone… Even before she became a demon."
"Yet at one time we were friends." Kyuubi smirked as she looked down at the snake. "It is such a shame to as I rather liked all of you at one time as you were the only ones that would tolerate me… But now that isn't the case but it matters not… I have my master now!"
"You will not embrace me." Naruto ordered as Kyuubi tried to squish him into her breasts once more but he had predicted this and stopped it before it happened. "You will also leave Yugito alone for now until I can do something about this. Is that clear?"
"Understood." Kyuubi mentally groaned as she didn't really want to stop but had no choice as it was his will and she could not disobey very many of his commands as they were straight forward and it was difficult to find any loop holes.
Seeing Kyuubi leave, though sulking as she did and even punching a wall and causing some rather severe damage in the process, Naruto sighed as he turned his attention back onto the two demon's pinning his mate down. "I don't know how either of you slipped out of your cages like that, but I am rather appreciative that you did."
"Yugito… I'm sorry. I need to talk to Orochimaru to see what I can do about this as I can't leave it the way it is." Naruto solemnly stated as he was upset that as soon as he got home he would have to take care of this problem instead of spending time with her. "I'll see you in our room later… Maybe then everything will be better."
As the two demon's let her up, Yugito didn't bother to dust her self as she moved to Naruto and lightly pecked him on the lips. "It's okay. …I didn't mean to burden you with this when you got home but… But you should know. Kyuubi isn't the only one that is trying to be with you."
Groaning as this wasn't turning out to be a very good day, Naruto could only give Yugito an exasperated glance. "Oh great… I already knew Hachi was involved but now Nibi to. …This is perfect. The next thing I know I'm going to end up chained in the torture room for bondage session with Tayuya and Karin."
Shivering at such a thought, not liking the idea of being tied up and hurt before achieving sexual gratification, Naruto gently kissed Yugito back before sighing. "I guess I better see Orochimaru now…"
"Um… He and Tsunade are out. He had to travel to one of the other bases to see their progress and to gradually move it here if possible." Yugito admitted, nervously laughing as she had just remembered why she hadn't been training with Tsunade was that she had left with her husband and left Kabuto in charge here.
Simply staring at her, making Yugito uncomfortable in the process, Naruto's eyes began to twitch before he loudly groaned. "Oh you've got to be kidding me! This possibly can't get any worse then it already is!"
"Oh lover boy." Hachi's voice caught their attention and they slowly turned to the snake only to see her fondling Nibi's breasts through her clothing, though that didn't stop her from moaning and giving Naruto her most lust filled look. "Don't you remember the deal we made when I gave you my chakra in the Snow?"
"FUCK MY LIFE!" Naruto's scream was heard throughout the village of the Sound.
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It was ever so quiet within the lab. He guessed it was suppose to be outside of the occasional beeps from the computers, a curse from one of the scientist AKA him as he was the only one working there or the occasional explosion. But there was just something odd about this silence.
Pushing his glasses back into place, Kabuto moved away from his microscope and looked around. Something was up, he just wasn't sure what. Frowning as he swore he had heard the door open a few minutes ago but didn't hear anyone come in, he looked around but found nothing unusual about the work space.
Tapping on the table he was working at, trying to figure out why he felt so unsettled, Kabuto began to twitch as he finally figured out why he had heard no one enter as he found a very conspicuous box sitting in the middle of the floor, only feet from him. "For the love of… That is the worst disguise ever, Naruto."
"Shut the hell up! And don't say my name!" Naruto hissed from underneath the cardboard box, checking his surroundings through the handles just to make sure his pursuers had not heard his name be called. "I don't want Hachi, Nibi or Kyuubi finding me and trying to have debauch sex with me without my permission."
"I fucking hate you. I would so love to be in that position." Kabuto commented in a rather angered tone as he, along with a lot of men, envied the predicament Naruto found himself in. "However, why in the world do you think they won't find you in a cardboard box? And why in the world did you come in here?"
"Because the first places they would look would be the most hidden area and the darkest corridors. By hiding myself within a box they would pass by me without thinking twice about it, believing I would try to expertly hide myself." Naruto answered the first question rather easily as the three believed him to be rather intelligent. "As for why I am here… It makes sense for a box to be in a lab."
Still twitching as he looked down at Naruto in his little box, Kabuto groaned as he had forgotten the most obvious thing. "Naruto… That's not what I meant. I meant why do you think a box is going to keep them from following your scent and finding you."
As the door slammed open and Nibi entered the room, her eyes scanning over the lab and falling onto Kabuto, who immediately began point straight at where the box was, Naruto cursed from within his cardboard box. "FUCK ME!"
"OKAY!" Was all that came from Nibi as she leapt over the desks and onto the cardboard box.
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It had been a rather long and arduous task by now they were finally home. And now that they were back, she wanted to rest so she came straight to her room and took a nice, long and hot shower to prepare herself for a good night's sleep.
Scrubbing herself down, letting the water rinse the soap from her body, Sakura sighed blissfully as it felt so right. Sure, there were other things that probably felt better, especially after hearing Yugito rave about how her lover was in bed, but this was it for her right now. She would wait until she found the right man before trying something like that.
But still… Looking at herself, she frowned. Her body was so underdeveloped compared to the other girls there. Sure, her shape was turning out fine and in fact she thought she had better curves then just about every girl there except for maybe Karin, but that wasn't what had bothered her.
"Why are my boobs so small?" Sakura commented as cupped herself and wiggled them around a little in fascination.
She couldn't stop herself and she continued to jiggle them and began to softly moan from her own teasing. Her hand slowly began to trail down and was just about to cup her lower region when she suddenly stopped. "What the… What was I just trying to do? …Dammit. This sucks. Why can't I be Yugito and have found the perfect man already?"
Sighing as this wasn't helping her out at all; she turned the water off and let the last of the water drip from her body before exiting the shower, draping a towel around her torso before exiting the bathroom. But as soon as she did, she began to twitch as she noticed a shimmering figure underneath his bed.
"Naruto… Get out of my room. I was just about to go to sleep." Sakura growled as she easily was able to recognize who it was that was under her bed. "If you didn't notice, I'm half naked here and I rather not bare it all to you and have Yugito at my throat for trying to steal her man."
"Don't say my name! If she hears it she'll break down the door and try to rape me again!" Naruto hissed from underneath her bed, trying to cover his image. "I just had Kabuto give me a potion that temporarily extinguishes my scent so that she can't find me and they would never think I would be hiding in your room while you were in the shower."
"You knew I was in the shower?!" Sakura yelled out ready to pummel Naruto in a fit of just rage before she looked at him in horror as she knew how good his sense of smell was. "Wait… You didn't smell what I was…"
"You started masturbating. Yeah, I caught that smell of arousal along with other certain scents… It's natural Sakura. From what I know, you do it far less then Sasuke who is constantly jacking off two to three times a day. …My brother really needs to get a girlfriend." Naruto admitted without any fear as he knew Sakura's wrath was the less of two evils.
However, Sakura kept her rage in check and instead blushed at the comment of Sasuke jerking it that often. "That is lovely to know… Thank you for that. I might not be able to go to sleep peacefully now. I've already been having problems since Yugito went into detail about your last love session."
"I didn't need to know that… And I will punish her for that later. Right now I have to be quiet otherwise she might find me." Naruto whispered as he could hear footsteps just outside before the passed by without a second thought.
Waiting until she couldn't hear the footsteps any longer, Sakura softly sighed before she slid onto her bed, not caring if Naruto was underneath it or not before pulling a sheet over her to keep anything from showing in case he crawled out from underneath. "So who is it you are hiding from? Did you piss off Yugito again?"
"No… She is waiting in my room but she kicked me out to keep me from being easy prey for Nibi, Kyuubi and Hachi. All three of them want to find me and make ravenous love to me." Naruto quietly commented as he indeed slipped out from underneath her bed and was glad to see she had covered herself.
Blinking at Naruto for a moment, slightly jealous that he had such luck that he had four in love with him, a light bulb appeared above Sakura's head as she suddenly caught something. "Um… Naruto. Wouldn't Hachi know where you are at because you are her vessel and despite being summoned she is still connected to you?"
The door suddenly burst open just as Sakura finished and in the door way stood Hachi, grinning as she looked upon Naruto and grinned seeing him near an unclothed Sakura. "Ah, there is my beautiful prince of demons. Warming yourself up for me, are you?"
"FUCK ME AGAIN!"
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" Oh… I've missed you so much my love." Yugao moaned as she closed her eyes and softly whispered into Rikimaru's ear as he gently thrusted his hips, purposely going slow to extend their pleasure.
"I can tell… Seems my crew worked you up." Rikimaru said between grunts as his hands coasted her slick body and worked on her tense muscles. "They really worked you up… I haven't felt you this tense ever before."
"Let's not talk about that… I'm still pissed that we had to deal with shit because of Sakura." Yugao groaned as Riki began to increase his pace a little, his hands falling onto her shoulders and began to ease her tension there. "Damn… Tsunade's been teaching you some techniques hasn't she?"
"Actually it was Orochimaru, but yeah. I've learned a little… So here is a taste." Rikimaru grinned as he softly dragged his finger tips against her skin, trailing down her breasts, specifically her nipples, in the process.
Yugao nearly screamed as she literally felt a small shock being emitted from each finger tip and with how sensitive she already was it was driving her wildly as she spasmed underneath him. She scratched and clawed at his chest wildly as she felt herself go over the edge as it combined with him moving within her was just too much.
Grinning as he watched his wife pant beneath him, letting her rest for a moment before he would start again, Rikimaru grinned as he looked down on Yugao. "See. Now do you want to know the other tricks or… Was the bathroom door open before?"
"What?" Yugao panted, somewhat irate as she wanted his attention to be completely focused on her as they were kind of making love but still looked over an noticed the door she had closed was indeed open. "That's strange… YOU LITTLE FUCKER! GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Would you two shut the hell up?! My life is on the line here and this is the last spot I can think of that is safe!" Naruto hissed out from the bathroom, very worried as his life could be in even more danger now that they had discovered that he was hiding in their room while they were having sex. "If she finds me I don't know what I can do to stop her!"
"Oh all the lousy…" Rikimaru growled before a he suddenly drew a kunai and flicked it towards the door, piercing the said door. "Would you get the hell out of here you little ingrate and deal with your own problems?! Next time I won't miss!"
"YOU DIDN'T MISS! YOU PINNED MY HAND TO THE WALL YOU ASSHOLE!" Naruto screamed out at his sensei, in rather decent pain as blood poured from his hand as he ripped the kunai out of it.
"That was my warning shot. The next one goes for your manhood. SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND LET ME FINISH! Do you know how hard it is to finish when there is a clown in the room?! I have to fucking concentrate!" Rikimaru yelled out at him, glad that Yugao didn't hit him for stating that he didn't give a damn and was going to finish whether he was there or not.
Then all hell broke lose as the door came off the hinges and an ominous figure with fiery red hair entered the room, smirking as she could hear her target within the room. "My, my, my. Did you honestly thinking hiding in here with your sensei having sex would stop me?!"
"What the… OH HELL NO! NARUTO YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!" Rikimaru screamed out, jumping from Yugao and running over and grabbing Naruto before he tossed him out of the bathroom and locked himself in. "I'm not getting my ass mauled again to save your sorry hide! Go find yourself a new sensei!"
"Fucker! Leaving me out here to dry! You aren't getting this for a long time!" Yugao screamed as she began to beat on the bathroom door, leaving Naruto glancing up to see Kyuubi grinning madly at him.
"Now, shall we continue where they left off?"
"FUCK ME ONCE MORE!"
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It was a very awkward time in the Sound for him. He wasn't allowed to kill anyone here and satisfy Shukaku's urge for blood and death, but overall it was rather worth it. For once in his life he could sleep without worry about his mind being torn asunder by the beast within him.
Another thing was that he was rather liked her which was a huge thing for Gaara. Sure, he didn't mostly give a damn about those here but they were his villagers now and after talking enough with his fellow vessels he began to feel things he never felt before. He, however, still liked to be cold and aloof as that was just how he was.
And the last thing he liked about this place was that he was constantly tested to the limit of his abilities in each and every spar. They never bored him with the weaklings of the village and he had to deal with top grade shinobi and kunoichi and even fought against Orochimaru and Tsunade… Though they outclassed him every time.
However, he was rather bored now that his normal sparing partners had been gone for a long time. But getting wind that they had returned, he decided that he was going to pay them a visit. The only problem was… "Naruto… Why in the hell did you transform and hide in my gourd?"
"Shush! I don't to be found again! Just use your sand a keep a look out for any other demonic being and then get us the hell out of here." Naruto ordered as he was getting tired of telling the story of being nearly raped by Hachi, Kyuubi and Nibi.
Simply glancing into his gourd, seeing a little black snake do the talking, Gaara raised a non existent eyebrow before shrugging. "Shukaku told me they would be coming after you sooner or later. They're interested in becoming your mates seeing that you are to be the next Demon King."
"I know this… Wait. Isn't Shukaku a girl?!" Naruto began to worry as if she was, being in Gaara's sand could be the worst thing possible for him as she could take form within it and rape him right there and then.
"I have no clue." Was Gaara's honest response as he shrugged his shoulders and continued walking. "At one moment it will tell me to call it mother then in the very next it will yell at me for calling it a women… I think Shukaku is quite gender confuse to go along with being utterly insane."
Naruto could only blink in his snake for before tilting his head, doing his best to make it seem like a shrug. "Meh… As long as Shukaku won't rape me like… Oh my God!"
At that very moment Hachi, Kyuubi and Nibi stood before Gaara all with a certain gleam in their eyes before Kyuubi held out her hand. "Give him here boy and we won't hurt you."
The sand suddenly wrapped around Naruto and swept him before the three demonesses before he turned and walked away. "He's all yours. Consider that a present from Shukaku."
Looking up at all three of the demonesses in his tiny snake for, a visible knot formed in his throat as he gulped and Nibi picked him up. "Hey Hachi… Don't you think he would make a great dildo in this form?"
"I sure do." Hachi grinned with Kyuubi as they all circled around the pour little snake as he cursed out to the world.
"FUCKING HORSE SHIT!"
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"A h… It is so good to be back home." Tsunade happily moaned as she stretched out, glad they were finally back as she entered her room with her husband in tow before noticing something odd. "Naruto… I don't know why you are pretending to be a lamp, but that isn't going to keep them from ravishing you and having wild and decadent sex with you."
"You fucking knew and left knowing I would be back soon enough!" Naruto violently hissed as he transformed into his normal human form before he began to wave his arms around in an angered fashion. "This could have been so much easier if you two had been here from the start so I could get some answer from the two of you!"
"Why do you think we would have any answers?" Orochimaru questioned Naruto's logic as they obviously had never had a situation like this before. "From my stand point, I've never had many women coming after me and in fact the only I know that was attracted to me was Tsunade. …She might be better help as she has many men seeking her hand throughout her life."
Rolling her eyes as most of those men were interested in her rack only, Tsunade sighed as she sat on her bed and gazed at Naruto. "There isn't much we can do about this. I'm sorry if you were hoping for something more, but this was something we both knew was going to happen and we couldn't stop it. All Demon Kings are bound to have a harem."
"WHAT?!" Naruto yelled out, not caring if the three heard him now and burst into the room. "Oh hell no! I'm happily wedded to Yugito and I do not want to put any strain on our relationship! …AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?! How many demon kings have there been before?!"
"Well Kyuubi was one before you stripped her of that title by bounding her to you. The only other one that I know of, but that was in ancient times long before the bijuu existed. And it was also a Demon Queen." Orochimaru commented about what little he knew of Demon Kings or Queens. "And from what little I know, both had rather substantial harems at one point in their lives."
Glowering at the sannin as this was the last thing he wanted to happen, Naruto hissed out as he paced around, trying to find any way out of this and to give Kyuubi her title back. "Son of a… If I knew all of this was going to happen I would have never been interest in the snake arts in the first place!"
Tsunade could only nod as she would have been very, very pissed if Orochimaru had happened to become King of Demons as she was very selfish and knew Yugito to be the same. However, it was all moot at this point as he had accepted the snake arts and was becoming the Demon King. "Whether you like it or not, you have to accept this."
And at the very moment, the said girl she just thought about burst into the room looking extremely irate. "What do you mean he has to take them as his harem?! Am I not enough for him?!"
"I'm not touching that with a hundred foot poll." Orochimaru wisely answered as he knew better then to get on the bad side of angered women as he had seen the messy goo left of Jiraiya on multiple occasions and unfortunately joined him on a few of them.
Groaning as her husband was going to be a cowardly snake at the moment, something that had been becoming a trend as of recently when confronted with violate women, Tsunade sighed as she gazed at Yugito only to notice the three demons just outside the door working together and coming up with a plan. "For the love of… This can't end well."
"We have an idea!" Nibi boisterously bounded into the room, seemingly too hyper as she bouncing all over the place and giggling her endowment that made it difficult for both male snakes not to look.
"This I'm afraid of." Tsunade commented before she smacked Orochimaru into the ground for staring at Nibi's bouncing twins as she refused to stop hoping in place. "Dare I ask what it is?"
"I rather not know and just feel them." Naruto quickly commented as his eyes never left Nibi juggling twins, which was earning him a very deathly stare from Yugito before he suddenly broke sight with them and started looking for an escape. "I mean… Um… run. Yeah, that what I meant. I rather not know and just run."
Gleefully bounding even more as she enjoyed Naruto's attention upon her, Nibi almost forgot what she had come in to say before Hachi sighed and spoke for her. "Our idea is that we, of all things, leave him to you, Yugito."
At this everyone looked at the three demons, not sure if they had heard that correctly, Hachi sighed before Kyuubi rolled her eyes. "What she means is that you will be his only mate… As long as we are allowed to have for sexual purposes. …And snake, you are incorrect. I never had any mates. They were all just fuck partners."
"Each of which was stuck in a single room until you called one to a dozen out for sexual gratification or a meal. I'm pretty sure that is considered a harem. …A rather non willing one, but a harem nonetheless." Orochimaru responded as he knew exactly what he was talking about.
Kyuubi raised her hand to refute him before she oddly retracted and then began to stroke the whisker marks on her cheek. "Shit… You've won this round you bastard. I'll be back for round six later…"
"And lose again. So far the record is five to nothing in my favor. Unless you're going to maul me, which you can't thanks to Naruto's command over you, my record will most likely stay perfect." Orochimaru grinned as he could finally say that he could beat a bijuu. …Sure it was in wit, but that still counted!
As Kyuubi growled out at the snake, wishing to just tear her claw through his face, Naruto turned to Yugito who was looking at him as well with a quizzical expression. "I'm tired of all of this and I just don't care any longer. It is all up to you. Whatever you decide I will abide by as you are my wife."
Frowning as she did not want the decision to be put on her shoulders, even though she knew it would all come down to her in the end, Yugito's head drooped. She really wanted Naruto all to herself as he was the only one that could truly understand her… And she could say mostly the same about him as the only one that did know him better was Hachi.
And yet she had allowed Naruto to continue his, awkward, relations with Hachi mainly because it was a decision made long before her arrival and even if she said no, she wasn't sure it would stop… Naruto would try but Hachi was the only one that could truly coax him to break such a commitment as when they did it… It technically didn't count as they did it mostly in his mind.
Next there was Nibi, who for the most part, would abide by what she said as the demon cat was still sealed within her and she could torture the cat. However, that didn't stop her as if she wanted something bad enough, in this case Naruto, she would do anything to get it, even using her power to overwhelm him and take him like she did last time.
Finally there was Kyuubi… And she just didn't like the demoness but out of all of them… She made the most sense. She was literally a slave to Naruto and had to do whatever it was Naruto told her to do as long as it didn't contradict her own being. And even a slave needed to be reward every now and then by their master…
Taking a deep breath, her emerald eyes gleamed as she looked Naruto in the eyes and gave him her decision.
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Three days later, outside of Naruto and Yugito's newly built house, a small crowd of people had gathered. The first, and possibly most surprising, was Orochimaru as he flicked a yo-yo back and forth, doing some insane tricks every now and then to wow the others that were around.
Next in line and almost equally as shocking, just because he wasn't in the lab, was Kabuto. He still was tinkering with some sort of gadget before looking at his pocket watch and shrugged his shoulder, going back to his gadget.
Sasuke was next and probably the least surprising of everyone to be waiting outside Naruto's house. They, after all, were brothers and for everyone that walked by figured he was just waiting for his brother to get back so they could train or spar together. That also worked in the case of Gaara, who was using his sand to recreate a small movie skit to entertain himself while he waited.
And finally there was Naruto's sensei, Rikimaru who was spinning a kunai on his finger as he did when he was rather bored. However, getting a cough from Gaara and a squeeze from his sand, he rolled his eyes before going. "Are you trying to get fired?!"
"Since when has porch monkey been a racial slur?" Sasuke did his line, not really caring too much which made his line work rather well as the character he was playing didn't really care about much of anything.
"Since ignorant racist starting using it a hundred years ago!" Rikimaru fired back, trying to act like he was upset with Sasuke's character before he groaned out. "This is taking too long… What's the time Kabuto?"
Ignoring the frown on Gaara's face as he broke out of character, wanting his favorite movie to be reenacted perfectly, Rikimaru waited till Kabuto pulled out his pocket watch and looked at it. "Three days, seventeen hours and sixteen minutes. If you want the seconds go fuck yourself you fucking child."
"Damn… That's got to be a record. It's nearly impossible for a guy to last three hours without some sort of super stimulate but three days… The kid is Godsend. Taking on three bijuu and his wife at the same time and not getting tired. …He's my newest hero." Orochimaru commented, respecting his pupil for having the best sexual stamina he had ever seen.
It was at that very moment the entire area shook and all of them looked forward to see a group of angry women, headed by Tsunade, Yugao, Sakura, Karin and Tayuya. It was then the first of that list cracked her knuckles and glanced dangerously at her man. "And this is what you call a super important mission that you had to go out on?"
"Riki-kun…" Yugao spoke in a sickening sweet voice that made all of their skins crawl before drawing forth her ninjato. "Didn't I tell you what would happen to you if I caught you were doing something perverted without me again?"
As the rest of the girl's followed Tsunade's example and began to crack their knuckles, leaving all the guys to look at one another for a split second.
"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Orochimaru screamed out before taking off like a bat out of hell, Tsunade hot on his heals.
The rest took their cue from that and sprinted away, praying to God or the Gods above that they would survive this ordeal.
Within the house, Naruto sighed in relief as the last of his spray splattered onto his love's face, who willingly accepted it. However, hearing a loud shout outside, he was slightly curious to what was going on outside before he suddenly yelped and turned back to see Kyuubi grinning at him with his equipment in her mouth.
"We aren't done here yet…" She added as Nibi, Hachi and Yugito slowly began to inch every closer to him.
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A /N2: I'm sorry this took such a long time to get out, but I had other issues and nothing was really coming to me so I had to go with the filler chapter I had originally pulled out of the story line. The only reason it was ever in the story in the first place was to officially say the demonic harem had come to fruition.
And now for yours enjoyment, my Omake, which by the way is rather late but I thought I would have had this out by Christmas.
OMAKE: A Yugito Christmas
It was a cold morning, the coldest that she ever had felt before. It was very cold in fact as there was snow falling outside the window of their newly built house. She smiled as it was wonderful that she now owned her own place with her love and they didn't have to pay for it as they built it… With a lot of construction workers that they hired.
Sighing happily as it was a wonderful day to sleep in with her love, she rolled over… Then Yugito started to become very frustrated. "Oh come on! I just want one morning when I wake up for to see you sleeping at my side Naruto!"
"Geez… Would you keep it down?!" Naruto yelled out from just outside their room before a distinct order began to catch the blonde's attention. "It isn't like I'm making lunch or anything!"
Suddenly getting out of bed and becoming mysteriously dressed in half a second, Yugito exited the room and quickly found the kitchen before she fell to the floor and busted out laughing.
"…Nibi put that down! You'll start a fire that way! Hachi, will you leave the turkey alone?! I haven't even finished the gravy yet! Kyuubi! …Keep up the good work." Naruto yelled out at the three demons as Nibi was attempting to heat a can of yams on the burner while Hachi attempted to eat the turkey; whole. The only one doing her job was Kyuubi who was taking care of the mash potatoes and biscuits… But covered in a fine layer of dust.
"Thank you master… Can I kill Nibi now?" Kyuubi pleaded as Nibi had been the reason why she was covered in the dough/dust in the first place as she tried to start a food fight. "Or can I at least open my present now? I won't take me long to make you work."
"No and n… Later tonight." Naruto answered before thinking through what Kyuubi meant by present and wisely changed his second answer.
Just then there was a knock at the door, making Naruto groan out in displeasure as he wasn't close to being finished, thanks to Hachi and Nibi. Yugito took pity on her lover as she walked over and kissed him on the cheek. "Don't worry, I'll get it."
"Thank you love." Naruto commented as he kissed her back before Yugito joyfully bounded to the door, though wondering what in the world was going on as Naruto normally had Kyuubi do the cooking for them… As she was the only one able to do so outside of him and occasionally Hachi when she tried.
Opening the door, not bothering to check who it was, Yugito was suddenly caught off guard as she noted Sasuke, Tayuya, Sakura, Gaara, Karin, Orochimaru, Tsunade and Rikimaru dragged behind Yugao all caring wrapped presents. "Merry Christmas!"
"Christmas…" Yugito muttered as she knew she heard that before as she let the visitors pile into her home and gather in the living room, now with a pine tree within it, she blinked as she did not know what was going on. "Okay, what the hell? What is going on here?"
"It's Christmas, Yugito." Sakura responded as she put all of her gifts underneath the tree first, beating the rest there as she was the first in. "You… You do know what Christmas is, don't you?"
"Um no… Is it some sort of holiday?" Yugito questioned as from what she could see it seemed to be a holiday of some sort as their family and friends were there and a party seemed to be inevitable.
"Well, yeah… It is a Christian holiday that memorializes the day of Jesus' birth and to celebrate it we give gifts to our friends and family." Sakura explained as it seemed Yugito truly didn't know what was going on, something she would hit Naruto about later. "It is rather shallow to do so but we're going to go out later and go caroling and see if there is anyone we can help so we can spread good will to others."
"Oh… That's why I didn't know of it. The Cloud is mostly made up of Shintoist and they have no Christians within the village. It also didn't help that I don't really believe in God or anything like that so I was mostly unaware there was such a holiday." Yugito explained, somewhat sheepish as she guessed she should have asked about everyone's religion before hand.
Sasuke only rolled his eyes before he plopped down on a chair as he turned on the TV. "It doesn't matter what religion you are or if you are not of one. Anyone can celebrate Christmas as all it truly is about is sharing good will to all. Hell, Naruto is a Buddhist and he celebrating."
"I'm cooking! There is big difference! …NO NIBI DON'T!" Naruto shouted out at his brother before screaming as loud pop was heard and then everyone in the kitchen was covered in mashed yams. "…GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"
In the very next moment, Naruto literally kicked Nibi out of his kitchen as she landed on her butt still grinning. "That was fun… And I taste good too! Anyone want a taste? …Too bad! Only Naruto can taste me!"
"Okay then… I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that." Tsunade commented rather disturbed by the cat before turning the kitchen and gazing at the snake not getting kicked out of the kitchen. "And a Buddhist? Doesn't that mean you are suppose to practice resisting the temptation of desire?"
"No one said I was a practicing Buddhist." Naruto responded as he tossed Hachi out of the kitchen, not caring that she smacked into the back of Nibi. "I just believe in the idea of Buddhism and have my own shrine to meditate before. …Besides with this household, there is no resisting temptation as something wrong is going on… Or horribly good."
"Like the time you went at it with the four of them for six days, twenty three hours and fifty nine minutes." Rikimaru grinned before yelling out in pain as ninjato found its way in his hand. "Son of a… Yugao! Today is suppose to be the day of giving!"
"And I gave you a hole in your hand for being a sexist pig!" Yugao screamed right back at him. Then a moment later they were nearly making out which left everyone in wonder.
Ignoring those two and the ideas that were popping into Nibi's head as she watched them, Naruto shook his head before wiping the yams off of him. "Well everything else is done except for the yams and I'll redo them in a little while… Let's open our presents… Kyuubi, you can't open yours yet."
"But she's opening hers!" Kyuubi complained before pointing over to Yugao and noticing what she was trying to do to her boyfriend.
The very next moment they were both out as Tsunade smacked them both on the head, grumbling about young voyeuristic couples. "Not anymore… That's a night time thing… When we are not here to witness it."
"Alright… Wait… why do most of these have my name on it?!" Yugito suddenly noticed that almost every single present she could see had her name as the receiver. "I'm not even…"
"We wanted to make your first Christmas special, Yugito." Naruto commented before he went behind the tree and pulled forth a rather uniquely designed shamisen. "So I told everyone to get something I knew you would like… Like this one is from… Kyuubi?!"
"What? I can't do something nice every now and then?" The said demoness stated, growling as everyone looked at her with widened eyes. "Fine… I did it because she did a really good job eating m…"
"NEVER MIND!" Sakura screamed out, not wanting to hear anything about the sex life Naruto and Yugito had with their demons. "We all wanted to make you feel welcomed into our community and even though our religions are different… In Naruto's case lack of true religion."
"Fuck you Sakura."
Ignoring his curse, Sakura continued speaking. "We're all family and we figured after everything you been through we decided to make this something you would remember for a long time."
Looking at her with a confusion expression, she turned to her love before looking back at Sakura and the group. "But Naruto's life was just as bad as mine if not worse. …Why would you do this just for me?"
"We didn't do this just for you." Orochimaru commented as before he passed a small box to Tsunade, smiling at her in the process. "We did because it was the right thing to do and as a gift to Naruto… As this was his idea in the first place."
Opening the gift her husband had handed, Tsunade's jaw dropped as she looked at the pearl necklace each engraved with a different phrase for saying 'I love you'. She immediately read through each of them and happily placed it over her other and embracing the snake sannin. "It's wonderful my love… I have something for you too…"
"Not here you don't." Karin grinned as she picked up a small gift before giving it to a rather surprised Sasuke as Tayuya just handed him a gift too…
"This won't end well."
Not paying attention to Sasuke's problems in his love life, Yugito focused her attention onto Naruto. He had set all of this up just for her… She could only smile brightly as she tightly embraced him, which only made him chuckle. "Don't you want to open my present…?"
"It doesn't matter… I've already gotten the best gift of all. A caring husband." Yugito closed her eyes and happily smiled at him. "Besides, I'll get it tonight with Kyuubi!"
Naruto face faulted the second Yugito let go of him.
(End)
A/N3: Well, I hope this kind of made up for the long wait. It might take a little bit more as the next chapter has been giving me fits and forced me to do this instead. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the chapter and the Omake and if you have any questions or just want to say hi, drop a review and I'll get back to you. …Also I hope you caught the references to the second movie and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe(the sequel to A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) in the first scene.
Peace Out.Converting /tmp/php9gdSAh to /dev/stdout
Warning!! This chapter contains many "FUCKS!" and sexually explicit material and ect… Lemons and limes and then an Omake.
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"Finally! We're home! It has felt like a year since we've been here!" Sakura cried out in joy as she saw the silhouette of their forming village within the forest. "If we hadn't taken that detour of yours Sasuke we would have been here sooner!"
"It's not my fault!" Sasuke yelled back in defense as he had noticed something and had to check it out. "I swear on my life if I knew we would have been dragged into that shit about that fucking stone that gave that guy incredible power I wouldn't have said to take that route! Besides, each of you agreed and didn't start bitching until afterwards. We all wanted to eat at that restaurant at the end of the sea!"
Sighing as this fight was going no where, Naruto picked up his pace to get away from his degenerate team as Yugao got involved into it. "I was the one telling all of you not to go in the first place! Sure, that food is so magnificent that I almost orgasm from each bite but that isn't the point! We were suppose to report straight back!"
"And where the fuck are you going?! You were the one that dragged us into that mess as you decided to follow that knight dude! This is mostly your fault!" All three screamed as they noticed Naruto was trying to get away from them and they weren't having it.
Simply glancing back at them as he stopped, letting his eyes shine violet for a second, Naruto spoke in a very weary tone. "Yugito… Rabbits… Viagra… Toys… Absolute bliss…"
And with that he turned around and headed into the village and leaving the three in shock. They stood in their exact position for almost an entire minute before Sakura finally said something. "Did he really just say all those things? And damn if he did."
"Well… We know what is on his mind." Yugao commented as it seemed the blonde hadn't forgotten the reason he originally was trying to get home quickly for. "But… This is all your fault Sasuke! You wanted their custom sushi so badly that you made us come with you and got us caught in the mess!"
"No it wasn't! It was Sakura for advocating their cause before she realized the guy wanted to rule the damn world!" Sasuke defended himself yet again, which in turn infuriated Sakura and she began to violently scream at him.
Needless to say it was going to be a while before they stopped their trivial blame game.
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"My love!" Kyuubi loudly proclaimed as she saw her master slowly stalking towards her and rushed over and nearly crushed him with her embrace. "I have been so miserable without you here!"
"What the fuck?" Was the only thing Naruto could manage as the last time he saw Kyuubi she was nothing like this and being pressed into her cleavage really didn't help him as he was storming to her room to find Yugito and do… Stuff.
"Don't ask me." Kabuto muttered as he walked by the scene, heading to some lab to check out his and Orochimaru's experiments. "Since you have been gone she has gotten in her head that not only is she yours but she is your sex slave and wants to perform her duties… Lucky fucking bastard. …I mean sir."
Blinking as Kabuto had said that without even stopping and just continued on his way, Naruto was left in Kyuubi's… Loving embrace he guessed. Seeing that she obeyed his every whim, which now that he thought about could really make her a wonderful sex slave, he was about to order her to release him when the object of his affection burst out of the hallway.
Having sensed her love's presence near and having been separated from him so long, Yugito she immediately left her training with Karin and Tayuya and began to hunt him down. He was gone far too long and she was going to make him pay for not being there with her… She had needs to!
But soon as she rounded the corner, the sight of Kyuubi smothering Naruto's face with her breasts like some sort of horn dog caught her attention. And in that moment Yugito went from rather excited and aroused to extremely furious and violate. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?! I came to find you and when I do you are enjoying your time in the fucking vixen's boobs! You're a faggot!"
"What in the world? …I just got back dammit! Kyuubi let me the go!" Naruto yelled out rather ticked before Kyuubi released him from her breast embrace. "First off, being pressed to a woman's bosom and enjoying it defines that I am not a faggot. Number two, I just got back and was looking for you as I've had a hell of time getting back home so don't start! And finally, it isn't my fault soon as I get back Kyuubi gets it into her head that I'm her master and she wants to serve me… In ways I'm sure you already have figured."
Taking in Naruto's rather short rant, Yugito looked at him for a moment. Then her gaze turned to the fox and she snarled. "He's mine! Get the fuck away from him! You aren't taking him from me!"
"I wasn't. He is my master and I will serve him. If you fail in your duties, I will fulfill them." Kyuubi grinned as despite being bound to whatever Naruto told her, she still was rather bitchy to everyone else. "And believe me; I will fulfill every desire he has in ways you can't even imagine."
Yugito screamed at the fox and leapt at her, not caring the fox could literally destroy her without very much effort. In the very next moment, both Hachi and Nibi burst from their seals, something that bothered Naruto as he hadn't summoned Hachi and knew Yugito didn't summon Nibi, and pinned Yugito to the ground.
"I know he's your man and all Yugi baby, but she'll tear you apart. Hell, she'll tear me apart if I were to attack her. Let's try and rationally think this through." Nibi told her vessel, knowing the fox's tendencies well and knew Kyuubi was only trying to get under Yugito's skin and provoke her.
"Can't you order her to stop then, Naruto?!" Yugito cried out as Kyuubi had been grating on her nerves and pushing her at every possible turn since he had left for his mission in the snow. "She won't leave me alone and keeps taunting me saying stuff like that! I won't stand for it."
"That isn't possible." Hachi answered for Naruto, who would probably have tried to give such and order, before sighing as she lightly hissed at the vixen. "The spell only binds their wills together and she has to obey his commands but anything that would conflict with her nature or very being she can resist and even ignore. As such… It would fail as she acts like this to everyone… Even before she became a demon."
"Yet at one time we were friends." Kyuubi smirked as she looked down at the snake. "It is such a shame to as I rather liked all of you at one time as you were the only ones that would tolerate me… But now that isn't the case but it matters not… I have my master now!"
"You will not embrace me." Naruto ordered as Kyuubi tried to squish him into her breasts once more but he had predicted this and stopped it before it happened. "You will also leave Yugito alone for now until I can do something about this. Is that clear?"
"Understood." Kyuubi mentally groaned as she didn't really want to stop but had no choice as it was his will and she could not disobey very many of his commands as they were straight forward and it was difficult to find any loop holes.
Seeing Kyuubi leave, though sulking as she did and even punching a wall and causing some rather severe damage in the process, Naruto sighed as he turned his attention back onto the two demon's pinning his mate down. "I don't know how either of you slipped out of your cages like that, but I am rather appreciative that you did."
"Yugito… I'm sorry. I need to talk to Orochimaru to see what I can do about this as I can't leave it the way it is." Naruto solemnly stated as he was upset that as soon as he got home he would have to take care of this problem instead of spending time with her. "I'll see you in our room later… Maybe then everything will be better."
As the two demon's let her up, Yugito didn't bother to dust her self as she moved to Naruto and lightly pecked him on the lips. "It's okay. …I didn't mean to burden you with this when you got home but… But you should know. Kyuubi isn't the only one that is trying to be with you."
Groaning as this wasn't turning out to be a very good day, Naruto could only give Yugito an exasperated glance. "Oh great… I already knew Hachi was involved but now Nibi to. …This is perfect. The next thing I know I'm going to end up chained in the torture room for bondage session with Tayuya and Karin."
Shivering at such a thought, not liking the idea of being tied up and hurt before achieving sexual gratification, Naruto gently kissed Yugito back before sighing. "I guess I better see Orochimaru now…"
"Um… He and Tsunade are out. He had to travel to one of the other bases to see their progress and to gradually move it here if possible." Yugito admitted, nervously laughing as she had just remembered why she hadn't been training with Tsunade was that she had left with her husband and left Kabuto in charge here.
Simply staring at her, making Yugito uncomfortable in the process, Naruto's eyes began to twitch before he loudly groaned. "Oh you've got to be kidding me! This possibly can't get any worse then it already is!"
"Oh lover boy." Hachi's voice caught their attention and they slowly turned to the snake only to see her fondling Nibi's breasts through her clothing, though that didn't stop her from moaning and giving Naruto her most lust filled look. "Don't you remember the deal we made when I gave you my chakra in the Snow?"
"FUCK MY LIFE!" Naruto's scream was heard throughout the village of the Sound.
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It was ever so quiet within the lab. He guessed it was suppose to be outside of the occasional beeps from the computers, a curse from one of the scientist AKA him as he was the only one working there or the occasional explosion. But there was just something odd about this silence.
Pushing his glasses back into place, Kabuto moved away from his microscope and looked around. Something was up, he just wasn't sure what. Frowning as he swore he had heard the door open a few minutes ago but didn't hear anyone come in, he looked around but found nothing unusual about the work space.
Tapping on the table he was working at, trying to figure out why he felt so unsettled, Kabuto began to twitch as he finally figured out why he had heard no one enter as he found a very conspicuous box sitting in the middle of the floor, only feet from him. "For the love of… That is the worst disguise ever, Naruto."
"Shut the hell up! And don't say my name!" Naruto hissed from underneath the cardboard box, checking his surroundings through the handles just to make sure his pursuers had not heard his name be called. "I don't want Hachi, Nibi or Kyuubi finding me and trying to have debauch sex with me without my permission."
"I fucking hate you. I would so love to be in that position." Kabuto commented in a rather angered tone as he, along with a lot of men, envied the predicament Naruto found himself in. "However, why in the world do you think they won't find you in a cardboard box? And why in the world did you come in here?"
"Because the first places they would look would be the most hidden area and the darkest corridors. By hiding myself within a box they would pass by me without thinking twice about it, believing I would try to expertly hide myself." Naruto answered the first question rather easily as the three believed him to be rather intelligent. "As for why I am here… It makes sense for a box to be in a lab."
Still twitching as he looked down at Naruto in his little box, Kabuto groaned as he had forgotten the most obvious thing. "Naruto… That's not what I meant. I meant why do you think a box is going to keep them from following your scent and finding you."
As the door slammed open and Nibi entered the room, her eyes scanning over the lab and falling onto Kabuto, who immediately began point straight at where the box was, Naruto cursed from within his cardboard box. "FUCK ME!"
"OKAY!" Was all that came from Nibi as she leapt over the desks and onto the cardboard box.
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It had been a rather long and arduous task by now they were finally home. And now that they were back, she wanted to rest so she came straight to her room and took a nice, long and hot shower to prepare herself for a good night's sleep.
Scrubbing herself down, letting the water rinse the soap from her body, Sakura sighed blissfully as it felt so right. Sure, there were other things that probably felt better, especially after hearing Yugito rave about how her lover was in bed, but this was it for her right now. She would wait until she found the right man before trying something like that.
But still… Looking at herself, she frowned. Her body was so underdeveloped compared to the other girls there. Sure, her shape was turning out fine and in fact she thought she had better curves then just about every girl there except for maybe Karin, but that wasn't what had bothered her.
"Why are my boobs so small?" Sakura commented as cupped herself and wiggled them around a little in fascination.
She couldn't stop herself and she continued to jiggle them and began to softly moan from her own teasing. Her hand slowly began to trail down and was just about to cup her lower region when she suddenly stopped. "What the… What was I just trying to do? …Dammit. This sucks. Why can't I be Yugito and have found the perfect man already?"
Sighing as this wasn't helping her out at all; she turned the water off and let the last of the water drip from her body before exiting the shower, draping a towel around her torso before exiting the bathroom. But as soon as she did, she began to twitch as she noticed a shimmering figure underneath his bed.
"Naruto… Get out of my room. I was just about to go to sleep." Sakura growled as she easily was able to recognize who it was that was under her bed. "If you didn't notice, I'm half naked here and I rather not bare it all to you and have Yugito at my throat for trying to steal her man."
"Don't say my name! If she hears it she'll break down the door and try to rape me again!" Naruto hissed from underneath her bed, trying to cover his image. "I just had Kabuto give me a potion that temporarily extinguishes my scent so that she can't find me and they would never think I would be hiding in your room while you were in the shower."
"You knew I was in the shower?!" Sakura yelled out ready to pummel Naruto in a fit of just rage before she looked at him in horror as she knew how good his sense of smell was. "Wait… You didn't smell what I was…"
"You started masturbating. Yeah, I caught that smell of arousal along with other certain scents… It's natural Sakura. From what I know, you do it far less then Sasuke who is constantly jacking off two to three times a day. …My brother really needs to get a girlfriend." Naruto admitted without any fear as he knew Sakura's wrath was the less of two evils.
However, Sakura kept her rage in check and instead blushed at the comment of Sasuke jerking it that often. "That is lovely to know… Thank you for that. I might not be able to go to sleep peacefully now. I've already been having problems since Yugito went into detail about your last love session."
"I didn't need to know that… And I will punish her for that later. Right now I have to be quiet otherwise she might find me." Naruto whispered as he could hear footsteps just outside before the passed by without a second thought.
Waiting until she couldn't hear the footsteps any longer, Sakura softly sighed before she slid onto her bed, not caring if Naruto was underneath it or not before pulling a sheet over her to keep anything from showing in case he crawled out from underneath. "So who is it you are hiding from? Did you piss off Yugito again?"
"No… She is waiting in my room but she kicked me out to keep me from being easy prey for Nibi, Kyuubi and Hachi. All three of them want to find me and make ravenous love to me." Naruto quietly commented as he indeed slipped out from underneath her bed and was glad to see she had covered herself.
Blinking at Naruto for a moment, slightly jealous that he had such luck that he had four in love with him, a light bulb appeared above Sakura's head as she suddenly caught something. "Um… Naruto. Wouldn't Hachi know where you are at because you are her vessel and despite being summoned she is still connected to you?"
The door suddenly burst open just as Sakura finished and in the door way stood Hachi, grinning as she looked upon Naruto and grinned seeing him near an unclothed Sakura. "Ah, there is my beautiful prince of demons. Warming yourself up for me, are you?"
"FUCK ME AGAIN!"
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" Oh… I've missed you so much my love." Yugao moaned as she closed her eyes and softly whispered into Rikimaru's ear as he gently thrusted his hips, purposely going slow to extend their pleasure.
"I can tell… Seems my crew worked you up." Rikimaru said between grunts as his hands coasted her slick body and worked on her tense muscles. "They really worked you up… I haven't felt you this tense ever before."
"Let's not talk about that… I'm still pissed that we had to deal with shit because of Sakura." Yugao groaned as Riki began to increase his pace a little, his hands falling onto her shoulders and began to ease her tension there. "Damn… Tsunade's been teaching you some techniques hasn't she?"
"Actually it was Orochimaru, but yeah. I've learned a little… So here is a taste." Rikimaru grinned as he softly dragged his finger tips against her skin, trailing down her breasts, specifically her nipples, in the process.
Yugao nearly screamed as she literally felt a small shock being emitted from each finger tip and with how sensitive she already was it was driving her wildly as she spasmed underneath him. She scratched and clawed at his chest wildly as she felt herself go over the edge as it combined with him moving within her was just too much.
Grinning as he watched his wife pant beneath him, letting her rest for a moment before he would start again, Rikimaru grinned as he looked down on Yugao. "See. Now do you want to know the other tricks or… Was the bathroom door open before?"
"What?" Yugao panted, somewhat irate as she wanted his attention to be completely focused on her as they were kind of making love but still looked over an noticed the door she had closed was indeed open. "That's strange… YOU LITTLE FUCKER! GET OUT OF HERE!"
"Would you two shut the hell up?! My life is on the line here and this is the last spot I can think of that is safe!" Naruto hissed out from the bathroom, very worried as his life could be in even more danger now that they had discovered that he was hiding in their room while they were having sex. "If she finds me I don't know what I can do to stop her!"
"Oh all the lousy…" Rikimaru growled before a he suddenly drew a kunai and flicked it towards the door, piercing the said door. "Would you get the hell out of here you little ingrate and deal with your own problems?! Next time I won't miss!"
"YOU DIDN'T MISS! YOU PINNED MY HAND TO THE WALL YOU ASSHOLE!" Naruto screamed out at his sensei, in rather decent pain as blood poured from his hand as he ripped the kunai out of it.
"That was my warning shot. The next one goes for your manhood. SO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND LET ME FINISH! Do you know how hard it is to finish when there is a clown in the room?! I have to fucking concentrate!" Rikimaru yelled out at him, glad that Yugao didn't hit him for stating that he didn't give a damn and was going to finish whether he was there or not.
Then all hell broke lose as the door came off the hinges and an ominous figure with fiery red hair entered the room, smirking as she could hear her target within the room. "My, my, my. Did you honestly thinking hiding in here with your sensei having sex would stop me?!"
"What the… OH HELL NO! NARUTO YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!" Rikimaru screamed out, jumping from Yugao and running over and grabbing Naruto before he tossed him out of the bathroom and locked himself in. "I'm not getting my ass mauled again to save your sorry hide! Go find yourself a new sensei!"
"Fucker! Leaving me out here to dry! You aren't getting this for a long time!" Yugao screamed as she began to beat on the bathroom door, leaving Naruto glancing up to see Kyuubi grinning madly at him.
"Now, shall we continue where they left off?"
"FUCK ME ONCE MORE!"
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It was a very awkward time in the Sound for him. He wasn't allowed to kill anyone here and satisfy Shukaku's urge for blood and death, but overall it was rather worth it. For once in his life he could sleep without worry about his mind being torn asunder by the beast within him.
Another thing was that he was rather liked her which was a huge thing for Gaara. Sure, he didn't mostly give a damn about those here but they were his villagers now and after talking enough with his fellow vessels he began to feel things he never felt before. He, however, still liked to be cold and aloof as that was just how he was.
And the last thing he liked about this place was that he was constantly tested to the limit of his abilities in each and every spar. They never bored him with the weaklings of the village and he had to deal with top grade shinobi and kunoichi and even fought against Orochimaru and Tsunade… Though they outclassed him every time.
However, he was rather bored now that his normal sparing partners had been gone for a long time. But getting wind that they had returned, he decided that he was going to pay them a visit. The only problem was… "Naruto… Why in the hell did you transform and hide in my gourd?"
"Shush! I don't to be found again! Just use your sand a keep a look out for any other demonic being and then get us the hell out of here." Naruto ordered as he was getting tired of telling the story of being nearly raped by Hachi, Kyuubi and Nibi.
Simply glancing into his gourd, seeing a little black snake do the talking, Gaara raised a non existent eyebrow before shrugging. "Shukaku told me they would be coming after you sooner or later. They're interested in becoming your mates seeing that you are to be the next Demon King."
"I know this… Wait. Isn't Shukaku a girl?!" Naruto began to worry as if she was, being in Gaara's sand could be the worst thing possible for him as she could take form within it and rape him right there and then.
"I have no clue." Was Gaara's honest response as he shrugged his shoulders and continued walking. "At one moment it will tell me to call it mother then in the very next it will yell at me for calling it a women… I think Shukaku is quite gender confuse to go along with being utterly insane."
Naruto could only blink in his snake for before tilting his head, doing his best to make it seem like a shrug. "Meh… As long as Shukaku won't rape me like… Oh my God!"
At that very moment Hachi, Kyuubi and Nibi stood before Gaara all with a certain gleam in their eyes before Kyuubi held out her hand. "Give him here boy and we won't hurt you."
The sand suddenly wrapped around Naruto and swept him before the three demonesses before he turned and walked away. "He's all yours. Consider that a present from Shukaku."
Looking up at all three of the demonesses in his tiny snake for, a visible knot formed in his throat as he gulped and Nibi picked him up. "Hey Hachi… Don't you think he would make a great dildo in this form?"
"I sure do." Hachi grinned with Kyuubi as they all circled around the pour little snake as he cursed out to the world.
"FUCKING HORSE SHIT!"
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"A h… It is so good to be back home." Tsunade happily moaned as she stretched out, glad they were finally back as she entered her room with her husband in tow before noticing something odd. "Naruto… I don't know why you are pretending to be a lamp, but that isn't going to keep them from ravishing you and having wild and decadent sex with you."
"You fucking knew and left knowing I would be back soon enough!" Naruto violently hissed as he transformed into his normal human form before he began to wave his arms around in an angered fashion. "This could have been so much easier if you two had been here from the start so I could get some answer from the two of you!"
"Why do you think we would have any answers?" Orochimaru questioned Naruto's logic as they obviously had never had a situation like this before. "From my stand point, I've never had many women coming after me and in fact the only I know that was attracted to me was Tsunade. …She might be better help as she has many men seeking her hand throughout her life."
Rolling her eyes as most of those men were interested in her rack only, Tsunade sighed as she sat on her bed and gazed at Naruto. "There isn't much we can do about this. I'm sorry if you were hoping for something more, but this was something we both knew was going to happen and we couldn't stop it. All Demon Kings are bound to have a harem."
"WHAT?!" Naruto yelled out, not caring if the three heard him now and burst into the room. "Oh hell no! I'm happily wedded to Yugito and I do not want to put any strain on our relationship! …AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?! How many demon kings have there been before?!"
"Well Kyuubi was one before you stripped her of that title by bounding her to you. The only other one that I know of, but that was in ancient times long before the bijuu existed. And it was also a Demon Queen." Orochimaru commented about what little he knew of Demon Kings or Queens. "And from what little I know, both had rather substantial harems at one point in their lives."
Glowering at the sannin as this was the last thing he wanted to happen, Naruto hissed out as he paced around, trying to find any way out of this and to give Kyuubi her title back. "Son of a… If I knew all of this was going to happen I would have never been interest in the snake arts in the first place!"
Tsunade could only nod as she would have been very, very pissed if Orochimaru had happened to become King of Demons as she was very selfish and knew Yugito to be the same. However, it was all moot at this point as he had accepted the snake arts and was becoming the Demon King. "Whether you like it or not, you have to accept this."
And at the very moment, the said girl she just thought about burst into the room looking extremely irate. "What do you mean he has to take them as his harem?! Am I not enough for him?!"
"I'm not touching that with a hundred foot poll." Orochimaru wisely answered as he knew better then to get on the bad side of angered women as he had seen the messy goo left of Jiraiya on multiple occasions and unfortunately joined him on a few of them.
Groaning as her husband was going to be a cowardly snake at the moment, something that had been becoming a trend as of recently when confronted with violate women, Tsunade sighed as she gazed at Yugito only to notice the three demons just outside the door working together and coming up with a plan. "For the love of… This can't end well."
"We have an idea!" Nibi boisterously bounded into the room, seemingly too hyper as she bouncing all over the place and giggling her endowment that made it difficult for both male snakes not to look.
"This I'm afraid of." Tsunade commented before she smacked Orochimaru into the ground for staring at Nibi's bouncing twins as she refused to stop hoping in place. "Dare I ask what it is?"
"I rather not know and just feel them." Naruto quickly commented as his eyes never left Nibi juggling twins, which was earning him a very deathly stare from Yugito before he suddenly broke sight with them and started looking for an escape. "I mean… Um… run. Yeah, that what I meant. I rather not know and just run."
Gleefully bounding even more as she enjoyed Naruto's attention upon her, Nibi almost forgot what she had come in to say before Hachi sighed and spoke for her. "Our idea is that we, of all things, leave him to you, Yugito."
At this everyone looked at the three demons, not sure if they had heard that correctly, Hachi sighed before Kyuubi rolled her eyes. "What she means is that you will be his only mate… As long as we are allowed to have for sexual purposes. …And snake, you are incorrect. I never had any mates. They were all just fuck partners."
"Each of which was stuck in a single room until you called one to a dozen out for sexual gratification or a meal. I'm pretty sure that is considered a harem. …A rather non willing one, but a harem nonetheless." Orochimaru responded as he knew exactly what he was talking about.
Kyuubi raised her hand to refute him before she oddly retracted and then began to stroke the whisker marks on her cheek. "Shit… You've won this round you bastard. I'll be back for round six later…"
"And lose again. So far the record is five to nothing in my favor. Unless you're going to maul me, which you can't thanks to Naruto's command over you, my record will most likely stay perfect." Orochimaru grinned as he could finally say that he could beat a bijuu. …Sure it was in wit, but that still counted!
As Kyuubi growled out at the snake, wishing to just tear her claw through his face, Naruto turned to Yugito who was looking at him as well with a quizzical expression. "I'm tired of all of this and I just don't care any longer. It is all up to you. Whatever you decide I will abide by as you are my wife."
Frowning as she did not want the decision to be put on her shoulders, even though she knew it would all come down to her in the end, Yugito's head drooped. She really wanted Naruto all to herself as he was the only one that could truly understand her… And she could say mostly the same about him as the only one that did know him better was Hachi.
And yet she had allowed Naruto to continue his, awkward, relations with Hachi mainly because it was a decision made long before her arrival and even if she said no, she wasn't sure it would stop… Naruto would try but Hachi was the only one that could truly coax him to break such a commitment as when they did it… It technically didn't count as they did it mostly in his mind.
Next there was Nibi, who for the most part, would abide by what she said as the demon cat was still sealed within her and she could torture the cat. However, that didn't stop her as if she wanted something bad enough, in this case Naruto, she would do anything to get it, even using her power to overwhelm him and take him like she did last time.
Finally there was Kyuubi… And she just didn't like the demoness but out of all of them… She made the most sense. She was literally a slave to Naruto and had to do whatever it was Naruto told her to do as long as it didn't contradict her own being. And even a slave needed to be reward every now and then by their master…
Taking a deep breath, her emerald eyes gleamed as she looked Naruto in the eyes and gave him her decision.
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Three days later, outside of Naruto and Yugito's newly built house, a small crowd of people had gathered. The first, and possibly most surprising, was Orochimaru as he flicked a yo-yo back and forth, doing some insane tricks every now and then to wow the others that were around.
Next in line and almost equally as shocking, just because he wasn't in the lab, was Kabuto. He still was tinkering with some sort of gadget before looking at his pocket watch and shrugged his shoulder, going back to his gadget.
Sasuke was next and probably the least surprising of everyone to be waiting outside Naruto's house. They, after all, were brothers and for everyone that walked by figured he was just waiting for his brother to get back so they could train or spar together. That also worked in the case of Gaara, who was using his sand to recreate a small movie skit to entertain himself while he waited.
And finally there was Naruto's sensei, Rikimaru who was spinning a kunai on his finger as he did when he was rather bored. However, getting a cough from Gaara and a squeeze from his sand, he rolled his eyes before going. "Are you trying to get fired?!"
"Since when has porch monkey been a racial slur?" Sasuke did his line, not really caring too much which made his line work rather well as the character he was playing didn't really care about much of anything.
"Since ignorant racist starting using it a hundred years ago!" Rikimaru fired back, trying to act like he was upset with Sasuke's character before he groaned out. "This is taking too long… What's the time Kabuto?"
Ignoring the frown on Gaara's face as he broke out of character, wanting his favorite movie to be reenacted perfectly, Rikimaru waited till Kabuto pulled out his pocket watch and looked at it. "Three days, seventeen hours and sixteen minutes. If you want the seconds go fuck yourself you fucking child."
"Damn… That's got to be a record. It's nearly impossible for a guy to last three hours without some sort of super stimulate but three days… The kid is Godsend. Taking on three bijuu and his wife at the same time and not getting tired. …He's my newest hero." Orochimaru commented, respecting his pupil for having the best sexual stamina he had ever seen.
It was at that very moment the entire area shook and all of them looked forward to see a group of angry women, headed by Tsunade, Yugao, Sakura, Karin and Tayuya. It was then the first of that list cracked her knuckles and glanced dangerously at her man. "And this is what you call a super important mission that you had to go out on?"
"Riki-kun…" Yugao spoke in a sickening sweet voice that made all of their skins crawl before drawing forth her ninjato. "Didn't I tell you what would happen to you if I caught you were doing something perverted without me again?"
As the rest of the girl's followed Tsunade's example and began to crack their knuckles, leaving all the guys to look at one another for a split second.
"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Orochimaru screamed out before taking off like a bat out of hell, Tsunade hot on his heals.
The rest took their cue from that and sprinted away, praying to God or the Gods above that they would survive this ordeal.
Within the house, Naruto sighed in relief as the last of his spray splattered onto his love's face, who willingly accepted it. However, hearing a loud shout outside, he was slightly curious to what was going on outside before he suddenly yelped and turned back to see Kyuubi grinning at him with his equipment in her mouth.
"We aren't done here yet…" She added as Nibi, Hachi and Yugito slowly began to inch every closer to him.
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A /N2: I'm sorry this took such a long time to get out, but I had other issues and nothing was really coming to me so I had to go with the filler chapter I had originally pulled out of the story line. The only reason it was ever in the story in the first place was to officially say the demonic harem had come to fruition.
And now for yours enjoyment, my Omake, which by the way is rather late but I thought I would have had this out by Christmas.
OMAKE: A Yugito Christmas
It was a cold morning, the coldest that she ever had felt before. It was very cold in fact as there was snow falling outside the window of their newly built house. She smiled as it was wonderful that she now owned her own place with her love and they didn't have to pay for it as they built it… With a lot of construction workers that they hired.
Sighing happily as it was a wonderful day to sleep in with her love, she rolled over… Then Yugito started to become very frustrated. "Oh come on! I just want one morning when I wake up for to see you sleeping at my side Naruto!"
"Geez… Would you keep it down?!" Naruto yelled out from just outside their room before a distinct order began to catch the blonde's attention. "It isn't like I'm making lunch or anything!"
Suddenly getting out of bed and becoming mysteriously dressed in half a second, Yugito exited the room and quickly found the kitchen before she fell to the floor and busted out laughing.
"…Nibi put that down! You'll start a fire that way! Hachi, will you leave the turkey alone?! I haven't even finished the gravy yet! Kyuubi! …Keep up the good work." Naruto yelled out at the three demons as Nibi was attempting to heat a can of yams on the burner while Hachi attempted to eat the turkey; whole. The only one doing her job was Kyuubi who was taking care of the mash potatoes and biscuits… But covered in a fine layer of dust.
"Thank you master… Can I kill Nibi now?" Kyuubi pleaded as Nibi had been the reason why she was covered in the dough/dust in the first place as she tried to start a food fight. "Or can I at least open my present now? I won't take me long to make you work."
"No and n… Later tonight." Naruto answered before thinking through what Kyuubi meant by present and wisely changed his second answer.
Just then there was a knock at the door, making Naruto groan out in displeasure as he wasn't close to being finished, thanks to Hachi and Nibi. Yugito took pity on her lover as she walked over and kissed him on the cheek. "Don't worry, I'll get it."
"Thank you love." Naruto commented as he kissed her back before Yugito joyfully bounded to the door, though wondering what in the world was going on as Naruto normally had Kyuubi do the cooking for them… As she was the only one able to do so outside of him and occasionally Hachi when she tried.
Opening the door, not bothering to check who it was, Yugito was suddenly caught off guard as she noted Sasuke, Tayuya, Sakura, Gaara, Karin, Orochimaru, Tsunade and Rikimaru dragged behind Yugao all caring wrapped presents. "Merry Christmas!"
"Christmas…" Yugito muttered as she knew she heard that before as she let the visitors pile into her home and gather in the living room, now with a pine tree within it, she blinked as she did not know what was going on. "Okay, what the hell? What is going on here?"
"It's Christmas, Yugito." Sakura responded as she put all of her gifts underneath the tree first, beating the rest there as she was the first in. "You… You do know what Christmas is, don't you?"
"Um no… Is it some sort of holiday?" Yugito questioned as from what she could see it seemed to be a holiday of some sort as their family and friends were there and a party seemed to be inevitable.
"Well, yeah… It is a Christian holiday that memorializes the day of Jesus' birth and to celebrate it we give gifts to our friends and family." Sakura explained as it seemed Yugito truly didn't know what was going on, something she would hit Naruto about later. "It is rather shallow to do so but we're going to go out later and go caroling and see if there is anyone we can help so we can spread good will to others."
"Oh… That's why I didn't know of it. The Cloud is mostly made up of Shintoist and they have no Christians within the village. It also didn't help that I don't really believe in God or anything like that so I was mostly unaware there was such a holiday." Yugito explained, somewhat sheepish as she guessed she should have asked about everyone's religion before hand.
Sasuke only rolled his eyes before he plopped down on a chair as he turned on the TV. "It doesn't matter what religion you are or if you are not of one. Anyone can celebrate Christmas as all it truly is about is sharing good will to all. Hell, Naruto is a Buddhist and he celebrating."
"I'm cooking! There is big difference! …NO NIBI DON'T!" Naruto shouted out at his brother before screaming as loud pop was heard and then everyone in the kitchen was covered in mashed yams. "…GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"
In the very next moment, Naruto literally kicked Nibi out of his kitchen as she landed on her butt still grinning. "That was fun… And I taste good too! Anyone want a taste? …Too bad! Only Naruto can taste me!"
"Okay then… I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing that." Tsunade commented rather disturbed by the cat before turning the kitchen and gazing at the snake not getting kicked out of the kitchen. "And a Buddhist? Doesn't that mean you are suppose to practice resisting the temptation of desire?"
"No one said I was a practicing Buddhist." Naruto responded as he tossed Hachi out of the kitchen, not caring that she smacked into the back of Nibi. "I just believe in the idea of Buddhism and have my own shrine to meditate before. …Besides with this household, there is no resisting temptation as something wrong is going on… Or horribly good."
"Like the time you went at it with the four of them for six days, twenty three hours and fifty nine minutes." Rikimaru grinned before yelling out in pain as ninjato found its way in his hand. "Son of a… Yugao! Today is suppose to be the day of giving!"
"And I gave you a hole in your hand for being a sexist pig!" Yugao screamed right back at him. Then a moment later they were nearly making out which left everyone in wonder.
Ignoring those two and the ideas that were popping into Nibi's head as she watched them, Naruto shook his head before wiping the yams off of him. "Well everything else is done except for the yams and I'll redo them in a little while… Let's open our presents… Kyuubi, you can't open yours yet."
"But she's opening hers!" Kyuubi complained before pointing over to Yugao and noticing what she was trying to do to her boyfriend.
The very next moment they were both out as Tsunade smacked them both on the head, grumbling about young voyeuristic couples. "Not anymore… That's a night time thing… When we are not here to witness it."
"Alright… Wait… why do most of these have my name on it?!" Yugito suddenly noticed that almost every single present she could see had her name as the receiver. "I'm not even…"
"We wanted to make your first Christmas special, Yugito." Naruto commented before he went behind the tree and pulled forth a rather uniquely designed shamisen. "So I told everyone to get something I knew you would like… Like this one is from… Kyuubi?!"
"What? I can't do something nice every now and then?" The said demoness stated, growling as everyone looked at her with widened eyes. "Fine… I did it because she did a really good job eating m…"
"NEVER MIND!" Sakura screamed out, not wanting to hear anything about the sex life Naruto and Yugito had with their demons. "We all wanted to make you feel welcomed into our community and even though our religions are different… In Naruto's case lack of true religion."
"Fuck you Sakura."
Ignoring his curse, Sakura continued speaking. "We're all family and we figured after everything you been through we decided to make this something you would remember for a long time."
Looking at her with a confusion expression, she turned to her love before looking back at Sakura and the group. "But Naruto's life was just as bad as mine if not worse. …Why would you do this just for me?"
"We didn't do this just for you." Orochimaru commented as before he passed a small box to Tsunade, smiling at her in the process. "We did because it was the right thing to do and as a gift to Naruto… As this was his idea in the first place."
Opening the gift her husband had handed, Tsunade's jaw dropped as she looked at the pearl necklace each engraved with a different phrase for saying 'I love you'. She immediately read through each of them and happily placed it over her other and embracing the snake sannin. "It's wonderful my love… I have something for you too…"
"Not here you don't." Karin grinned as she picked up a small gift before giving it to a rather surprised Sasuke as Tayuya just handed him a gift too…
"This won't end well."
Not paying attention to Sasuke's problems in his love life, Yugito focused her attention onto Naruto. He had set all of this up just for her… She could only smile brightly as she tightly embraced him, which only made him chuckle. "Don't you want to open my present…?"
"It doesn't matter… I've already gotten the best gift of all. A caring husband." Yugito closed her eyes and happily smiled at him. "Besides, I'll get it tonight with Kyuubi!"
Naruto face faulted the second Yugito let go of him.
(End)
A/N3: Well, I hope this kind of made up for the long wait. It might take a little bit more as the next chapter has been giving me fits and forced me to do this instead. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed the chapter and the Omake and if you have any questions or just want to say hi, drop a review and I'll get back to you. …Also I hope you caught the references to the second movie and The Restaurant at the End of the Universe(the sequel to A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) in the first scene.
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