Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Prank Calling Random victims from Naruto (Today�s victim:://Neji) ❯ Tha first Prank ( Chapter 1 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

*Ring Ring Ring Ring*

Neji thought*who the fuck would be calling at this hour?*

Neji="Hello?"

Me="Hello im calling about the cheese you ordered

Neji="Who is this this!?"

Me="Youv got seven days……"

Neji="Seven days… till What??

Me=Do you know..........

Neji="Know what!?"

Me="The muffin man.......”

Neji="The muffin man?"

Me="The..............Muffin man"

Neji=”The Muffin man who lives on Durrlie Lane?”

Me="Yes The..............Muffin man"

Neji="Go to sleep you dick!"

Me="so about that thingy"

Neji="What thingy!"

Me="Yeah yeah yeah so do you like Ramen?"

Neji="Will you leave me alone!!!"

Me="shhhhhhhhhhhh!gods sake shut up!"

Neji="What the--"

Me="Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!Silence!"

Neji=.................

Me="I told you to shut it!!"

Neji="...........................??"

Me=”SILENCE!!!!!!!!!"

Neji="…………….."

Me="So any way im doing a test"

Neji="A test?"

Me=”Yeah and you failed!I told you to Shut Up!

Neji=”But you told me that you where---“

Me="Qustion 2.

How many fingers am i holding up?"

Neji="How the FUCK SHOULD I Kn-

Me="ERRRRRRRR Wrong!!!!!!!!! answer was cheese"

Neji="This is POINT LESS YOU FUCK FACE!

Me="So any way when do you want the shaving cream sending?"

Neji="LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me="I like cookies! :3

Neji="This is a waste of time!Who are you and were do you live!!"

Me="You know the muffin man..................."

Neji="GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!Let me sleep!"

Me="No"

Neji="WHY!!!!!!!!!"

Me="Coz youv just been pranked Loser!"

Neji== o.o

Me="heh!"

Neji picks phone up and launches it out of the window

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Neji never found out who his prankster was but he's still looking for the muffin man trying to track me down if you don't believe me turn on channel 6 tonight and you will catch a climbs of him looking for Durrlie Lane.