Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ quixotism ❯ chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

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AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Information on the kitsune youkais used in this chapter came from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia, and the web site youkaimura.

A/N WARNING: There will be cursing, adult situations including slash pairing (that's boy X boy) and hentai (boy X girl). If you are offended by such things, not of age to be reading such material, or do not want to read spoilers then please push the back button now.

My deepest thanks to Jaded Lady for her work as beta on this story. I appreciate all your hard work.

'thinking'
"talking"

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Jiraiya shook his head slightly chuckling to himself as he watched the endearing sight of his student and his entourage. Naruto bounced along the road leading toward Konoha skirting between the two kitsune kits that pranced and danced around on either side with him while Gamakichi; his ever-present frog brother, perched on top of his blonde mop.

Jiraiya stretched his arms above his head and yawned, he hoped everything turned out all right so he could get some rest. Naruto had been up before first light packing everything up and poking him with the very same stick he had used on the fire the night before, waking him so they could head out. 'I should have known better than to sit up most of the night. That boy hasn't stopped bouncing since we left Gaara.' Looking up ahead Jiraiya could just make out the walls that surrounded their home village. 'Home at last . . . . ' Jiraiya thought to himself smiling as he listened to Naruto telling the two fox spirits all about their home village.

"It's great there, I'll introduce you to all my old friends, and they got the best ramen . . . it'll be my treat." The young man promised to his spirit retainers with a large grin. Looking up Naruto finally noticed the walls in the distance, not missing a step he swung around to face his sensei. "Look jiji we’re almost home." The young man said continuing to walk backwards. Growling Jiraiya shook his fist. "What did I tell you about calling me jiji, brat? I'm not that damn old." Sticking out his tongue Naruto's look soured as he turned back around. "Yeah, right."

Dropping his fist Jiraiya huffed out a sigh, 'this wasn't how I wanted to end our time together.' The older man thought as he watched his young companion's tense back. He knew Naruto was worried about what was going to happen today, even with his assurances that things would turn out fine the boy still showed signs of concern. Deciding a little side trip was in order for them for old times sake Jiraiya cleared his throat and spoke. "Say . . . Naruto, how's about going to the bath house together before I go talk to the old girl?" Stopping in his tracks Naruto turned back to his traveling companion eyeing him warily. "You just want to go to look at the girls don't you?" Gasping in mock hurt Jiraiya's expression quickly changed into a playful grin. "Come on . . . how can you think that about me? You’re not in that much of a hurry to be rid of old Jiraiya now are you?"

Naruto shook his head at his perverted sensei. Jiraiya had to report to their Hokage about his merger with Kyuubi, they had kind of left that information out of their letters to her, truthfully they hadn't been staying in touch very well at all. They had sent a few messages the first year but after the merger there wasn’t any way to send that kind of information safely. Information on their location and his merger wasn't something you sent in a friendly letter by courier. Besides the whole second year was spent in the wilds with the youkais and there wasn't any couriers out there. When they left the wilds Jiraiya contacted her, letting her know they were on their way to face off against Orochimaru.

Naruto had felt he had the power to save Sasuke but things didn't go the way he had hoped they would, when the Akatsuki ended up beating them there. Thank the Kamis, Jiraiya had taken the time to contact Tsunade since she sent his friends to help. Their fellow Konoha ninjas arrived just after him and Jiraiya. The fight was a hard one but it all turned out for the best. Orochimaru was dead, he was free from the Akatsuki and able to return home, though he had no idea what had become of Sasuke.

While he was excited by the thought of seeing all his old friends, he also knew their return to Konoha was like Tsunade-baba flipping a coin; it didn't matter if you got heads or tails you would lose something. What she would say about his merger worried him. His worst fear was that she wouldn't be able to allow him to return to Konoha, if that didn't happen and he was allowed to return then he lost Ero Sennin and the life he had come to share with him. It didn’t matter what the outcome was, he still lost in the end. Naruto rolled his eyes at his luck, 'Kami I hope Tsunade-baba's luck hasn't rubbed off on me.'

If Tsunade wasn't able to convince the council that Kyuubi didn't have any influence over him Naruto wasn't sure what would happen, but he knew this would probably be the last time he'd be allowed in his home village. He also knew it would mean he wouldn't be a ninja of Konoha anymore. It occurred to him that he'd probably have to return his forehead protector. 'Give up my hitai-ate? Now that hurts.' That headband was more than just to show he was a shinobi belonging to the Village Hidden in the Leaves. To Naruto it meant acknowledgment, acceptance and real friendship. Iruka-sensei had given him his own after they fought against Mizuki, even now said headband was still tied snugly to his forehead. Not being a ninja meant he couldn't protect his village and that also meant he'd never become Hokage. 'If Tsunade-baba says I have to leave I should probably give her back the necklace she gave me. I have no use for it if I'm not a Konoha shinobi anymore.' He thought to himself as one of his hands moved to touch the charm that lay under his shirt. A part of his mind told him that was only if he wasn't able to return, and the charm around his neck reminded him that Tsunade-baba was Hokage and she would surely fight for his right to return and be a ninja still. The necklace after all did mark him as next in line for the title of Hokage with Tsunade's blessing. Which alone said she wanted him around, didn't it?

The only problem with him returning to the village was then he would no longer be able to travel with Jiraiya-jiji. The frog Sennin had already warned him it wasn't his style to stay in one place for too long, and all the years he had traveled with him had proven that fact. While he would stay long enough to make sure Naruto got settled in and things were going all right for him it wouldn't be long before that open road would be calling Jiraiya's name again and he'd have to answer it's call. Naruto knew he shouldn't be greedy; Jiraiya had already given him more years than the frog summoner had given to any other of his students, and none had ever traveled with him like Naruto had. No amount of assurance about their relationship mattered though, Naruto had come to understand just how fleeting human lives were compared to the life he would live and he couldn't help but, to hang onto the time he spent with others because he understood just how fleeting that time was.

Glancing over to his traveling companion Naruto could see concern for him clearly in the older man's eyes. "No, Ero Sennin. You know I'm going to miss our time we spend together." Naruto said sincerely as he cupped his hands behind his head. Walking the rest of the way up to his student Jiraiya reached out to ruffle what he could of Naruto's hair affectionately, being careful not to disturb Gamakichi. "Come on brat, we haven't had a decent bath in days. You want to look your best for Tsunade now don't you? You know if I bring you back looking worse for wear she'll just fuss over you. She's not going to be happy since we didn't write to her much and that Kazekage brat didn't help things, I'm sure."

Naruto sighed as he rolled his eyes; he knew the old man was right. The few notes they had sent to her didn't contain any real information. Naruto had kept his letters short because Jiraiya had taught him it was best not to give out too much information, especially when the only way to send the information had been through couriers. They didn't want information to wind up in the wrong hands.

Naruto knew the note Tsunade recieved from Gaara probably didn't help their case. Gaara simply wasn't one for long explanations. Naruto knew Ero Sennin's warning to the young Kazekage about if the Godaime knew of his condition and location, she would show up at his village demanding Naruto's return. It had gone a long way to hinder the outgoing information. With Jiraiya’s words fresh in his mind along with his own personality Tsunade was really lucky she even got as much as she had from Gaara. Even though the Kazakage was a good leader and diplomat he was just that way, short and to the point. No, his friend from Suna would never admit it out loud but he clearly enjoyed Naruto's stay at his village. Sure Naruto had decided after he healed that he wanted to return home but Gaara and he were having too much fun at the time and if anyone deserved or needed fun in their life it was the Kazakage. So they stayed several months more than was needed for his recovery.

Even if he didn’t get an ear full Jiraiya would for allowing him to get so beat up looking and then he'd still have to hear it. Making up his mind it was best to avoid her yelling as much as possible Naruto jerked his head once in agreement as he released the back of his head, letting his hands fall to his side. "Okay, let's go to the bath house but you have to behave you old pervert." Throwing his arm around Naruto, Jiraiya reminded him. "It's too early for any ladies to be at the public bath anyway, I think I got enough research for my next two books while we were in Wind Country." He said leading Naruto toward the old training grounds. "Come on then, we’ll cut through here."

Stopping, Naruto pulled from the embrace. With the shortcut they were taking there was a chance he could be seen. Without knowing what Tsunade-baba would have to say it was just safer to keep a low profile. "Just a minute . . . . " He said rummaging through his bag and pulling out a long hooded robe he had been given by Chakujitsu, his first youkai sensei. The old kitsune was just a bit higher level of spirit then Yasuo and Noriko. He was loyal to Kyuubi so he had been an obvious choice for Naruto's first spirit sensei. The robe had protective properties to it having been infused with kitsune magic, as well as being a sign of demon hierarchy.

Naruto loved his robe; it had actually been Kyuubi's and had been meant for his kit that had been killed. At first Naruto felt strange wearing something that had special meaning to Kyuubi, but the fox assured him it was his wish for him to have it. Naruto was now his son and it was now meant for him. The robe was a blue-grey color with the bottom edge lined in what at first appeared to be flames in a mixture of yellow, orange, and red color. If one looked closely the flames had the shape of foxes in different poses. The hood not only covered his head but also hid his face within the shadows created by its large size, one would think it would cause the wearer problems but, Naruto could easily see out even though others couldn't see him. The robe had a strange cut to it, the front of the robe ended around his hips while the sides and back extended to the ground. The front fastened shut with knotted material that served as buttons that started below his collar bone and stopped around his waist just above where the material ended at his hips. On each side was a long pocket Naruto used to carry his two fox retainers within when it was safer that they were not seen. In the back the material was pulled into a gather that flared out behind him giving the illusion he had a long flowing tail when he walked.

At first Naruto had wondered how he was supposed to wear such a thing and fight. It was a bit on the flashy side, though not any worse than his ever-present orange jumpsuit but surprising enough it was actually well made for fighting. The base color actually blended into the surroundings and the cut of the fabric allowed for easy movement; being that the front of his legs were exposed plus the long loose sleeves gave him room to perform his jutsus while providing an element of surprise for the one the attack was intended for. Hidden inside the robe were secret small pockets that he could hide weapons and such in. Then there was also the fact that it was infused with kitsune magic that gave the wearer protection against some weapons. None of that was the reason Naruto loved it though. The robe was like his hitai-ate and necklace, someone who cared about him had given it to him. All of these things had been gifts, and to Naruto they symbolized the hard earned acceptance and acknowledgement he had been given by those people. In his eyes, after being ignored for most of his life, these types of gifts were still everything.

Taking hold of the material at the shoulders Naruto shook out the long robe, swinging it around he tossed it high into the air putting up his arms the robe fell gently into place. Pulling the long sleeves to expose his hands Naruto made quick work of fastening the knotted material that served as buttons. "What's up with that?" Jiraiya asked as Naruto covered himself completely within the robe, even pulling up the hood. "I'd rather get the old hag's okay to be back before I let everyone else see me." Naruto replied shouldering his pack.

Jiraiya shook his head folding his arms over his chest. "Come on Naruto, you're not still worried about being accepted are you?" His now hooded companion shook his head. "No way, I . . . I could care less what others say. I just don't want to ruin the surprise that I'm back is all . . . anyway we still have to explain all this to that old hag and if I'm allowed back my friends deserve to know too." Sighing Jiraiya replaced his arm around the boy's shoulder, after Naruto straightened up from putting his retainers in their pockets, guiding his student toward their destination. "Trust me boy, no one that matters is going to think a thing about it." Naruto didn't have to look to know Jiraiya was smiling, he could hear it in his voice. Smiling at his sensei's unwavering support, he quietly replied. "Thanks Jiraiya-sama." Shocked at Naruto's use of the honorific Jiraiya squeezed his shoulder. "Oh hell, call me jiji." Both shared a good-hearted laugh as they skirted around the training grounds attempting to avoid the lone ninja who was out early. Thankfully the public bath was just opening as they arrived making them their first customers.

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Sasuke pushed himself up leaning back on his forearms as he reclined on the ground. He could just barely sense two unknown people walking around the edge of the training grounds. Not that he knew everyone by the feel of their chakra but something about one of them tickled his senses. Standing rather quickly he decided to check out who was setting his senses on edge.

Moving silently through the woods in a way only a trained shinobi could, he caught up to the two unknown figures as they were entering the public bath. One was a white-haired older man; his companion's appearance was completely hidden under a strange looking robe.

As they entered Sasuke made his move to follow, he felt he needed to check out the two unknown patrons; especially the robed one that made his mind tingle with some forgotten information. Making up his mind he dusted himself off and headed as nonchalantly as possible toward the entrance so he could get a good look at them. 'They can't hide themselves from me in the public bath.' He assured himself walking to the entrance only to be stopped by the attendant.

"I'm sorry sir but, the older gentleman has reserved the bath for him and his companion only. They said they'd be leaving to see the Hokage in about an hour, please come back then." The old man explained bowing deeply to the dark-haired shinobi. "Hn . . . I see, do you know who they are?" Sasuke asked trying to look around the attendant in hopes to catch sight of the two shadowy figures. "Sorry sir, I didn't inquire as to who they were." The attendant explained trying to discourage the young shinobi from pushing his way in, he wanted to insure that he got the large tip Jiraiya-sama had promised him if he kept others out and kept quiet about his presence.

Seeing he wasn't going to get anywhere this way Sasuke bowed his head slightly to the attendant, "very well then." He replied as he turned to leave.

Walking to the side of building Sasuke looked around hopefully for a way to sneak in, as he came to the fence that enclosed the men's side his eyes were drawn to a small hole in the wall. Staring at the inviting hole he couldn't believe what he was actually contemplating on doing. Shoving his hands into his pockets, Sasuke gave the small opening in the wooden fence his best glare. Sneaking a peek at those at the public bath was something Naruto did as a prank while they had been growing up; it certainly wasn't an activity he would normally engage in. After all he was the last surviving member of the prestigious Uchiha clan, not some common pervert. If he was discovered, it would definitely be a black mark against his family’s name; it wasn't like he could get away with doing something like this as a childish prank because he was certainly old enough to know better. 'I can't believe I'm going to do this.' Sasuke chided himself as he jerked around making sure no one was going to catch him peeking into the public bath. 'I'll be labeled a pervert for sure if I'm caught.' He cautioned himself making sure the coast was clear he cautiously squatted down closing one eye. Planting both hands beside his head Sasuke pushed his face to the fence and looked around curiously just as the white-haired man entered with a towel wrapped around himself.

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Jiraiya stretched and yawned again. "Ah, man this is going to feel good after that long walk here." He called out to his younger friend. "Hurry boy, we only get an hour in here since you’re so shy." Chuckling at the curse words he heard directed at him from the changing room Jiraiya made his way over to the side and got into the hot spring. "Oooh . . . now this is what I'm talking about." Jiraiya sighed as he closed his eyes leaning back against the side.

Cracking his eyes open he just happened to notice what seemed to be someone's eye peeking in through a hole in the wall that surrounded the public bath. Shaking his head at the obvious person trying to look at them Jiraiya brought his thumb up and bit it. 'Must be a new pervert to be so obvious. I hope you appreciate this boy.' Jiraiya thought to himself. Twisting around Jiraiya placed his hand on the walkway by the hot spring. "Kuchiyose no Jutsu." As the smoke cleared, a fairly large frog was sitting on the walkway. Crossing his arms on the walkway to lean on them, Jiraiya quietly asked. "Sorry to bring you to such a hot place but your two legged brother doesn’t want to be seen just yet and we have company. Think you can go and sit in front of that hole over there?" Looking around the large frog noticed Sasuke's eye, being Gambuma adopted Naruto into the amphibian family, Gamayuu was more than happy to help the tadpole out. Tensing his back legs the large frog shot himself over the spring to the wall and took up his post as a screen.

"Thanks!" Jiraiya called out turning back around to settle into the bath just as Naruto exited the dressing room. Preceding him, Gamakichi hopped around to his older brother, Yasuo and Norika; in their fox kit forms took up a perch on a nearby rock while Naruto settled into the hot spring and gave a wave and nod of thanks to the larger frog.

"It's that ninja who was training huh?" Naruto asked as he quickly submerged himself and gave his hair a good scrub. Resurfacing he took a place near his mentor who was still leaning back against the edge. "Mmm. . .do you recognize who it is?" Jiraiya asked not bothering to open his eyes. Naruto pushed out his senses, frowning he turned to look at his companion. "It feels a bit like Sasuke's chakra but, it's hard to tell. The shinobi's chakra masking isn't bad. It'd be nice if it was Sasuke teme, I never heard if they were able to save him or not." Jiraiya gave Naruto a little splash as he cracked an eye open. "I think I heard somewhere they had retrieved him but, nothing else." Naruto smiled as he splashed back. "You know it would have been nice if you would have told me sooner." Wiping the water out of his eyes, Jiraiya shrugged. "Ah well you were having so much fun with Gaara I didn't want you to cut our vacation short cause you wanted to rush back to see the boy. Come on, lean back and relax a bit. Soon enough I’ll have to deal with Tsunade.

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Sasuke jerked back as the large frog covered his spy hole. "Shit." Sasuke cursed, falling back onto his butt. "Who are these guys?" He asked remaining where he fell to consider his next move. He hated having forgotten so much. 'Damn it all, I'm sure I should know who they are. The attendant said they were going to go see the Hokage, if I wait around I can follow them and maybe listen in.' Sasuke decided, standing he went about finding a hiding place from which to observe the two when they left the public bath.

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The rest of their bath time passed without incident. All too soon it came time to face the Tsunade. "Well hopefully she'll be so happy to see us she won't thrash me too badly." Jiraiya laughed, seriously wondering just how long he'd be staying in Konoha Hospital when his ex-teammate got done with him. Naruto clean and once again hidden within his robe patted Jiraiya's arm. "Do you want me to go with you?" Jiraiya smirked as he shook his head. "Naw, no reason for us both to suffer through her yelling. I'll butter her up with my lovable personality." Naruto's hood shook back and forth while while he rolled his eyes as his sensei leaned back and belly-laughed. "Trust me boy, you should know by now that no woman can resist me."

Near by Sasuke grabbed onto the tree he was hiding in to steady himself. He had been leaning forward in hope to catch some of their conversation and was surprised when the white-haired man started laughing loudly, causing him to loss his balance momentarily. 'Shit. . .I can't hear anything but, this jerk's laughing.' He thought glaring at the laughing man. 'This guy's an idiot.'

Clearing his throat Naruto leaned forward to look at his sensei from under his hood. "Maybe I should go and butter her up for you." He retorted seriously. Jiraiya stopped his laughter sighing he assured Naruto he'd be fine. "Where are you going to hang out till it's time for you to talk with her?" Bringing his sleeve covered hand inside his hood to touch his bottom lip Naruto cocked his head to the side to think. "I think I'll go to the top of Hokage Mountain." He finally said bringing his hand down. Jiraiya gave him a firm look. "Not planning on doing any artwork while your there are you?" Laughing Naruto waved his sleeve covered hands in front of him. "No. . .no, I promise no tricks." Nodding Jiraiya turned, walking towards town and Hokage tower. "I'll send for you when it's safe." He promised as he tossed a wave over his shoulder. "Okay!" Naruto yelled to him as he raised one arm high over his head waving for all he was worth, as Jiraiya continued down the path Naruto lowered his arm and concentrated on his chakra disappearing as it wavered around him.

Sasuke blinked and then blinked again, he had never seen that kind of transportation jutsu before. 'Wish I'd had my Sharingan going for that one.' He hadn't been able to overhear where the one hidden in the robe was going from his hiding spot but the older man was going to be easy enough to follow. As silently and stealthily as possible Sasuke began his tailing of the white-haired man, since he couldn't follow the hidden one that had peaked his interest he would settle for his companion.

Jiraiya smiled happily as he made his way to Hokage Tower, every so often he would glance back to try and catch sight of the shinobi shadowing him. 'The boy must have been forgiven to be allowed free reign, Naruto will be pleased that his friend seems to be all right. That's it Uchiha, just follow me and give the boy some time alone.' He thought to himself as he began to whistle as the tower came closer into view.

Elsewhere in the forest Naruto wavered back in, snickering that he had been able to pull a trick in his home village so soon after coming back after all. If that lone ninja was Sasuke it made it even sweeter that he was able to loose him. "Take that teme!" Naruto called out to the surrounding woods as he turned and headed up the path towards the mountain that served as a monument to the Hokage's of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

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Jiraiya made very good time to the tower, before he was really ready he was standing before Shizune's desk being quickly ushered into Tsunade's office.

Tsunade sighed hearing her assistant opening the door, Shizune had already been in three times so far to add to the tower of papers for her to look over and sign and it was still early in the morning. 'I'm going to have to go out for lunch and get another bottle of sake if this keeps up.' She thought to herself cringing a little as she peeked through her lashes, checking on how much more her long time student had with her this time. All paper work was forgotten at the sight of her old teammate entering her office. It had been over two years since they had last seen one another and while she was happy to see him it was his student; one of her precious ones, she was most interested in seeing at the moment.

Smiling the old frog hermit opened his arms for a welcome back hug, he was sure he was going to get, only to be pushed out of the way. "Where is he?" Tsunade asked, planting her fists on her hips. Picking himself up off the floor Jiraiya brushed off the dust from his shirt mumbling about crazy broads. Clearing her throat as she slowly one by one cracked her knuckles on one hand she asked. "What did you say?" Chuckling nervously Jiraiya walked over to swing open the window taking a deep breath while noticing the tell-tale feeling that his pursuing shinobi was near the window. 'Probably around the side of the building holding on with chakra. Hmm, nosey much?'

Smiling he turned back to Tsunade. "Hokage-sama it's wonderful to see you again. How have things been?" Snorting she walked over to her desk and sat on the edge. "Enough with the small talk Jiraiya, where's the brat?" Tsunade asked as she crossed her arms over her chest, to any one else the stance would scream don't screw with me. Jiraiya though couldn't see past his old friends large bosom to check out the stance. Clearing her throat she tried again. "My face is up here you idiot." Shaking his head Jiraiya laughed while he scratched the back of his neck. "Sorry about that. You’re as lovely as always Tsunade-hime. Now what were we discussing?"

Rolling her eyes Tsunade stood and moved to behind her desk taking a seat and pointing to the chair in front of her. "Where have you two been? Last report I got was a few months ago from the Kazakage brat and all it said was Naruto had survived the battle, no word about where you were." Sighing Jiraiya took his seat and began to explain about the Naruto's merger with his internal guest.

Tsunade nodded in understand as she rested her chin on her clasped hands. She had many question about the merger but would wait for now. 'Especially seeing I have a little fly on my wall.' She thought to herself, yes she could tell Sasuke was outside the window and while she normally would have been angry about one of her ninjas eavesdropping being it was about Naruto and Sasuke had needed the boy to return she figured it was best to let him know as well. She'd get all the answers she needed in a bit but first she wanted to know where they had been. "All right but that doesn't explain where you two have been since the fight. Out with it, where were you?" She demanded drumming her fingers on her desk awaiting an explanation. "I took the boy to the Hidden Sand Village, Kazakage Gaara was more than happy to have us stay while Naruto recovered." Jiraiya replied as he watched his Hokage’s expression to see if she would buy it. Licking her lips she nodded that she understood. "He was hurt enough to need six months of recovery? That's not like Naruto to need that much time. Why didn't you bring him to me?" Jiraiya's eyes grew large, realizing he was going to have to own up to why they were gone so long he prayed one last time he wouldn't have to spend to much time in the hospital after she got done with him. "No . . . ." He cautiously answered.

Seeing Tsunade was still waiting for an explanation he took a deep breath and continued. "Naruto recovered rather quickly considering his injuries but he really did need a vacation being now all his enemies were gone. The boys were having too much fun." Jiraiya chuckled thinking about the pranks Naruto played for Gaara's amusement. Tsunade rolled her eyes, whatever he was laughing about didn't hold well for their village she was sure. "What do you mean fun?" Jiraiya continued to chuckle nervously, 'Well here goes nothing.' He thought preparing himself as he held a tight smile on his lips. "Well you see Hokage-sama, what you have to understand is that Naruto always has been one to play tricks and merging with a kitsune . . . . " Jiraiya trailed off. "Oh Kami, what did he do?" Tsunade asked afraid to know the truth but, knew she had to hear it.

Spreading his legs apart Jiraiya braced his hands on his knees and leaned forwards. "Was Kazakage Gaara's message about Naruto surviving the fight the last you heard from Sand?" Eyeing the perverted Sennin Tsunade nodded. "Why?" Shaking his head Jiraiya tried to dismiss it. "Oh well . . . if you haven't heard anything then it's not important." Sighing the Godaime knew this was going to take some time. "What happened?" Jiraiya decided the one he was most worried about would be the best to tell. "You have to understand with Naruto's merger with Kyuubi some parts of his own personality were magnified. Kitsunes are known for being tricksters." He began to explain as his Hokage moved to lay her forehead into her hands. "For Kami's sake just tell me, what did he do?"

Getting his own chuckles under control the frog summoner continued. "After he started to feel better was when the tricks started. Not that any were that bad he was just getting bored so Gaara allowed him to sit with him on some meetings, since Naruto wishes to be Hokage some day. Really a very kind gesture when you think about it."

Growling Tsunade motioned with her hand for him to continue. "Right." Jiraiya said getting back on track. "There is this one older man on the council who is a real stick in the mud, if you know what I mean. Well after a day or two of these meetings Naruto expressed his opinion of the man to Gaara, who completely agreed with Naruto's observations of the man by the way."

Sighing as her friend once again was getting off the subject Tsunade cut in. "What was Naruto's opinion may I ask?" Rubbing his sweating palms on his pant legs Jiraiya answered. "He told Gaara that the man was an old fart . . . I'm warning you now Tsunade you do not encourage him when he gets that foxy grin. That's a sign that more of the fox tendencies are coming out."

The Hokage nodded in understanding as Jiraiya continued his tale. "Because he felt he had Gaara's encouragement the next meeting Naruto. . .snuck a whoopie cushion in the old man's seat." Bringing her hands up to her face she pressed her palms to her eyes. "Please tell me he didn't?" Fighting his own laughter as he remember the incident in question and Tsunade’s reaction so far Jiraiya went on. "Yep, you should have seen everyone's face when he sat down. Naruto just started laughing, you know one of those big belly laughs, ended up falling out of his chair, kicking his legs into the air saying, look Gaara I was right he is an old fart! " Jiraiya reached up to wipe a tear from his eye giggling. "You should have been there, that old man was cursing and shaking his fist at Naruto. What happened next though proved to be the down fall for the old man. Gaara slightly smiled and sort of snickered about it." Pointing his finger strictly at Tsunade, Jiraiya warned her. "Never laugh at a kitsune's jokes. From then on every time that old man had a meeting with Gaara he ended up with a whoopie cushion under him."

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Sasuke was feeling rather pleased with himself at present as he stood on the side of the tower held in place by his chakra. He had followed the old white haired man; whom he had learned was named Jiraiya, the man seemed to know their Hokage-sama quite well. 'Jiraiya? Didn't Kakashi say Naruto's sensei was named Jiraiya?' He wondered trying to recall one of the many informative talks they had while he was still in the hospital. After the Hokage had given him a full pardon, explaining how he had been under Orochimaru's control, his peers had been happy to help him try to recover the memories he had lost.

Sasuke moved closer to the window so he could hear when he felt them move further into the room. He smirked when he overheard Jiraiya say it had been Naruto that was with him earlier and that he was waiting on top of Hokage Mountain. 'So it was usuratonkachi under that robe after all.' Sasuke stayed long enough to hear all about the merger Naruto and the Kyuubi noYouko had undergone and how the blonde was still completely in control and himself.

Sakura had been the one to explain to him all about Naruto being the container for the fox; it had been a slip on the kunoichi's part. Just another piece of information he had no idea if he had known or lost thanks to the curse. Any shock at the news of Naruto being the container for the demon fox had faded into nothing over the months since he found out. Sasuke had come to understand why Naruto's life had been so lonely for him after finding out the truth. The whole issue just proved he and Naruto were cut from the same cloth. They were both alone in the world, orphans seeking to be acknowledged for who they were, even though their lives had been decided long before either had a say in them. Sasuke understood far too well Naruto certainly wasn't given a choice on if he wanted to contain the legendary creature or not, he had been only born that day from what he understood. Naruto's life was like his own, never being given a choice about what they wanted for their own lives.


He was an Uchiha, he was expected to be a great ninja. He was Itachi's little brother, he was expected to be a genius and ahead of everyone else. He was the lone survivor his clan's massacre; he was expected to avenge his clan's death. Oh he understood what it meant to have to fulfill roles others put you in and live a life that wasn't your choice.

Alone since the day of his birth Naruto would have had no one to turn to in life. People who did know the truth would whisper behind his back. After finding out about Naruto being the vessel for the Kyuubi, Sasuke wondered when Naruto had learned the truth. Surely Naruto hadn't known when he was a small boy and Sasuke could only imagine how painful it had been for the blonde not understanding why he was treated so badly.

In Sasuke's opinion that was all he needed to know, he personally couldn’t have cared less about Naruto's internal guest, he was only interested in the fact that Naruto was still Naruto and where the dobe was at the moment. Though he had to admit Naruto's prank did sound like the stuff he used to pull when they were kids, and strangely he found it comforting to find out some things hadn't changed. Not waiting to hear anymore Sasuke pushed off the side of the tower flipping back to land feet first on the street below and heading straight for Hokage Mountain.

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The two powerful ninja's smirked at one another when they felt the chakra from their eavesdropper leave. "I wondered how long that brat was going to stay." Tsunade huffed. "I'm glad you brought Naruto back. I wasn't sure how much longer Sasuke was going to last, he's not doing well with reconnecting. I think Naruto means more to Sasuke then even he realizes."

Leaning over the back of his chair Jiraiya popped his back, straighting back up Jiraiya popped his neck as well before he continued his conversation with Tsunade. "So it was the Uchiha boy then? He’s back in everyone's good graces quickly." Tsunade nodded, "Well that's because he has no memories. It seems when his brother killed Orochimaru the curse was lifted, but it took all his knowledge from the time he was bitten until he awoke in Konoha Hospital a couple of months after the fight. Can't hold what happened against him when he seriously has no memories. We chalked it up to Orochimaru having control of him and pardoned him, it’s not his fault what he was forced to do. He's still a Genin in rank so it's not like we don't have plenty of time to test his loyalty."

Pushing more of the paperwork out of her way Tsunade reached down into one of her drawers to retrieved her half empty bottle of sake and a couple of cups, setting them down she stood walking to the window to close it. "I can't believe you two were gone so long without a word, so Naruto could play jokes. I thought he had out grown such childish pranks by now." She said as she closed the window. "Now that we are alone . . . tell me more about the merger. The boy is still himself, no outward demonic characteristics?" Tsunade inquired going into Godaime mode as she returned to her seat pouring a serving of sake for them both. "You actually trust that killer fox to be merged with him?"

Jiraiya reached for his cup. "Look . . . I know this is hard to understand but, if what the kitsune said was true about why he attacked the village can we really hold it against him?" Tsunade rubbed her forehead as she thought about the reason Jiraiya said was behind the attack. How would she feel if her child was killed? Could she hold what happened to the village against even a creature like Kyuubi when such a crime called out for the need for revenge?

She was brought out of her thoughts by Jiraiya's voice. "Besides he gave his word and if it's one thing I've learned from witnessing their society it's that kitsune youkais don't break their word." Jiraiya explained taking a small sip. "Breaking their word is considered extremely shameful. Their kind has taken an immense liking to the kid; he's considered one of their own kind now. Trust me when I tell you they won't turn their backs on him." Jiraiya finished off his drink and placed his cup back on the desk. Reaching for her cup Tsunade took a sip. "I can't believe you let demons train the boy."

"They don't like to be called demons; it's a derogatory term, they prefer youkai or spirit." Jiraiya ran his fingers through his hair, pushing it back more. "If you don't think you can accept the boy I'll leave with him and not return. He does have others who accept him with no problems; if he wants to be with humans Gaara has already extended the invitation to return to his village if you guys won't take him back. Plus I promised him I wouldn't leave him until he was home and settled. So I'll stay with him till he finds it, even if it isn't in this village." Placing her cup back down Tsunade replied. "It's not that I don't want him back, you know that but, I've got to think about the rest of the village and what is in Naruto's best interest too."

Moving to stand Jiraiya stood in front of her desk his arms crossed over his chest, looking down at her. "You know it's really sad; his own people can't accept him but, the spirits don't have a problem." The Godaime looked up at him with a questioning look. "What?"

Walking to her side of the desk Jiraiya leaned on the corner, a guilty look on his face. "It's when one group forgets that all have the right to life is when problems occur. That's one of the lessons I overheard them teaching him. Did you know there are entire races of spirits that live out in the wilds?" He questioned her but continued before she could answer. "Kitsunes are masters of illusion; they can even make the illusion reality. Anything can be made; whatever they desire can be built or transformed. You can't tell it from the real thing and the more of them that work together toward the same goal the more that can be made. Just a handful can build a village, plus they are able to fold space and time. A kitsune can turn a hole in the ground into a kingdom and control the flow of time inside their realms, everyday in the real world can add up to seven years inside one of their realms."

Turning to give her a sad smile he explained. "During that year we were missing that is where we were. The youkais instructed Naruto in the history of the world; being they're immortal they remember what we have forgotten. It seems there was a time when the kamis, youkais, and humans alike roamed the world living side by side in peace." Reaching up to rub his face with his hand Jiraiya sighed. "Somewhere along the way we humans became greedy towards the world causing the rift between our kinds. Their kind aren't naturally evil creatures, sure there are some that are evil just like humans can be evil; look at Uchiha Itachi or Orochimaru but as a whole they're just like you or me. They don't hate us, where we get into trouble with them is we have forgotten how to act around them. They are very proud beings and if they feel insulted that is when they lash out and problems happen, but if you are kind and mindful of their manners then one can get along easily with them. While I was there I saw not only full blooded ones but those who are half human and half youkai, born from human and youkai unions not created by a sealing jutsu like Naruto. When Kyuubi made it known he was merging with Naruto and adopting him as his offspring do you know not one of their kind we have come in contact with has had a problem accepting the boy. It doesn't matter to them that he's part human and they haven't had a problem with me either as long as I mean no harm then their fine with me too."

Walking towards the window Tsunade had just closed Jiraiya opened it to look out at the village while Tsunade turned in her chair to follow his movements. "What's the worst the kid ever did? Paint swirl marks on the mountain? Put a whoopie cushion under a stuck up old man?" Sighing he turned back to face his long time friend. "What does that say about us as a race that we hold such hate against a kid that never did anything other than be a kid looking for some attention? Believe me; the Yondaime would turn in his grave if he knew how this village treated that boy."

Jiraiya took a deep breath and let it out in one puff. "Besides. . .like I said before Naruto is still Naruto, he's still the same loveable kid he's always been. Now that he has control over all the chakra, he has the potential for great power. Not that it has any affect on him. One thing for sure he'll never be an assassin; he doesn't like to kill anyone. In fact the fight with Uchiha Itachi was harder for him because in the end it was his powers that caused the backlash that destroyed Itachi, the brat was actually sorry he had taken the bastard's life."

Tsunade sighed, she understood all to well, Naruto had always been so soft hearted. "It is said a ninja can not have emotions that we are but tools to be used by our villages." Shaking his head Jiraiya allowed a small knowing smile grace his lips as he replied. "Well yeah, I know that and you know that but Naruto made up his mind long ago to be a ninja in his own way." Tsunade shared Jiraiya's knowing smile as they both thought of the young shinobi that had touched their lives.

Tsunade shook her head, 'that sounds like Naruto alright.' Reaching up to wipe her watery eyes she nodded as she continued to smile. "I don't see any reason Naruto can't return home, he hasn't changed really from what you said and as long as he is the one in control we have nothing to worry about as far as Kyuubi's power is concerned. Where did you say the boy was at again?"

"He's waiting on top of Hokage Mountain for your decision if he is to be allowed to return to his home village. I'll inform him right now of your decision Hokage-sama." Walking towards the door Jiraiya stopped turning back to bow. "Thank you Hokage-sama, this will make the boy very happy." Turning back around Jiraiya continued to the door.
"Jiraiya . . . . " She called out stopping the wandering Sennin. Looking back with a questioning look on his face Tsunade instructed him. "Bring him back to my office right away, I want to see him. By the way, it's nice to have you back as well." Jiraiya smiled lecherously at her. "I knew you couldn't resist my charms Tsunade-hime." He answered turning back around and exiting her office, not waiting for her reply. Snorting Tsunade finished pouring the last of her sake into her cup and drank it down, anxiously waiting for Naruto to come see her.

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jiji: old man/grandfather

Ero Sennin: perverted hermit (Naruto's nickname for Jiraiya)

Kazekage: title for the leader of the Hidden Sand Village

Sennin: A wandering hermit or wiseman. People who obtain this unofficial title are very skilled in various jutsus and have a strength comparable to that of the Kage of a village.

Gamakichi: young son of Gamabunta (naruto calls Gamabunta 'boss') vol 15 ch 134 Gamabunta agrees to allow naruto into the family of frogs making him his underling when he is old enough to perform the sake ceremony with him. It is through this idea I've made the frogs have a more involved relationship with Naruto in the story.

Gamayuu: Name I have given to the large frog that helps Jiraiya in the bath house. Japanese; gama-frog, yuu-superior or gentle.

Kuchiyose no Jutsu: Summoning Skill; A space-time skill in which a user signs a blood contract with various life forms and is able to call them forth when needed. The summoner uses blood as the medium for the technique. The size and number of life forms summoned depends on the amount of chakra utilized.

Chakujitsu: Name I have given to Naruto's first youkai sensei. Japanese; means steady, sound, trustworthy

Noriko: Japanese; doctrine; child of ceremony; law; order(female kitsune youkai retainer)

Yasuo: Japanese; peaceful one (male kitsune youkai retainer)

neechan: elder sister

niisan: older brother

kitsune: fox

hime: Japanese; means princess or a young lady of noble birth

Suna: sand, refering to Sand Village

kunoichi: female ninja

youkai: spirit/demon (it's a general name for mystical creature, not necessarily evil)

usuratonkachi: total moron (Sasuke's pet name for Naruto)