Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Ramen Delights ❯ Vegetable ( Chapter 6 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

I do not own Naruto

Okay am playing with the fact that even though each flavor to a degree can stand alone, this is a series within a series. Some of you have asked me why I haven't done a Sasuke, Sakura, Kakashi or any others yet.

Reason I haven't done it, is I haven't found the proper inspiration, the proper idea that would allow me to give their characters justice in most cases. And don't forget I also actually have to agree with the pairing idea as well. Someone has suggested a Kakashi/Kurenai series for example.

Which does sound like a good idea, I just don't have the proper idea or motivation for it. So I haven't done it. Get it now guys? That is what it comes down to. Suggestions are great just have to bear with the fact...I need the proper idea through inspiration to go with that suggestion.

Anyhow this is a Shikmaru/Temari one and if you haven't figured out this is a lemon/lime series.... You are blind as a bat

Theme song for this one is the Lover in Me by Sheena Easton....and by now guys in case you don't know all these songs can be found on youtube. I would recommend you listen to them, some are old some not, but it might give you some insight into why I write these as I do.

Vegetable

Shikamaru sighed and muttered troublesome as one of his closest friends moped once more about having missed the Hyuuga heiress when he returned by mere hours. It seems as he had heard, Hinata and Naruto were finally beginning to come together as a couple. And according to the blonde, they did have a date, but because of the mission they and Team 10 had gotten sent on, it had to be postponed.

And now that they have returned?

This time it was Team 8 who was out on a mission, causing said blonde to whimper once again in agony.

Still though it was about damn time, that they got together, it had only taken what? Almost 12 years?

Regardless of the length of time, if he had to hear Ino talk about how hot the blonde was getting in her opinion one more time. He was going to commit seppuku, even knowing how she and his mother would react. They would both find a way to resurrect him, just so they could kill him themselves with their incessant yelling.

Sigh....

Troublesome women

Looking at his ramen, that he had ordered which was a plain and simple vegetable flavor, he began to eat with the slow kind of deliberateness as he found his gaze eventually wandering to the clouds. His friends seeing this continue on talking, as knowing the Nara, he was still listening.

He just never looks like he is.

His mind thoughtful, as it always is, he was drawn out of it about 30 minutes later at the sound of a familiar and very irritating voice.

“You again...shouldn't you be doing something besides sitting there looking at the sky? I mean you are a jounin for crying out loud.”

“Nice to see you to Temari.” Shikamaru replied with an almost laissez-faire attitude. One that he knows infuriates the year older blonde, but at least she was one that he somewhat respects. Unlike Ino and Naruto, whom can be pretty ditzy for lack of a better term sometimes, Temari was actually quite intelligent.

She was also one of the few that actually had to make work at winning Shogi. She was that smart....

“What brings you back to Konoha?”

“My brother.” Temari replied simply. “He and Tsunade are currently having their so called quarterly meetings.”

Chuckling he knew what in actuality it was. Gaara was pestering Tsunade in his own way to allow him to as what the Godaime calls it demolish the landscape with Naruto. Being a former Jinchuuriki, Gaara had incredible power from his stint with the Shukaku sealed inside him. Not many shinobi could match that save two possibly.

And one of them was his blonde friend.

The other currently was out on a mission himself, despite being under house arrest somewhat Sasuke Uchiha had indeed come home. It had taken Naruto, Sakura and surprising enough Gaara to bring him back. The one female in the group was connected to the Uchiha as a teammate but for the two young men. Well Sasuke found a brother in one and a best friend in the other.

Both understood his pain far more then the Uchiha could ever dream of and they had drilled it into him in that epic fight.

So Tsunade assigned him and Team 8 to go with Team Hawk, which surprisingly enough despite a rough start had found a home in Konoha, to investigate some Rock Ninja apparently trying to get frisky over the border and create havoc.

With Naruto's real identity out Rock has been extremely touchy as of course they wanted the blonde's head on a platter. Since they couldn't really touch him, anyone considered to be close to him was fair game.

Much to the Uchiha's delight, he was going to disabuse them of that notion.

“Troublesome, heard she was contemplating another fort in the eastern part of Fire Country. So she will probably allow it.”

“I see...” Continuing to speak, neither one noticed the slight red strand of chakra enveloping them both. One thing the Kyuubi has always been annoyed with as he listens to the conversations going on outside the seal, was the nature of the Nara.

Lazier then all get out, the fox was simply mystified at how the clan could even breed, if the men wouldn't even get it up. Because as they would say that was actually working for something.

Considering the conception that there was something between the wind chick and this lazy ass that merited a little bit of his special touch, the Fox grinned as he struck home with neither one the wiser.

You would figure though the Fox mused as he waited for the action to begin, that of all the Shinobi to see....that the smartest one would notice.

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Two days later

Temari found herself completely and utterly vexed with the jounin that was Shikamaru Nara. Despite the reasons they were there to begin with, Gaara had asked her to speak with the genius ninja over possible ways to better protect Suna.

And the idiot was point blank ignoring her.

“Sometimes I swear I or any other girl could be having sex in front of you and you would still fall asleep.”

Not contrary to belief, Temari unlike most of Konoha did not know that even though he does indeed look like he is not listening. The genius of the Rookie 9 was very much so.

And the concept of what the Sand kuniochi had just come up with had intrigued him in more then one way. “Considering we are in a public place Temari, I do not think you or anyone else would wish to be arrested. So why don't we just talk about it?”

The blonde flustered, as he had answered her eyes narrowed immediately. “I most certainly will not!”

Shrugging, the Nara once again turned back to looking at the clouds. When she had approached, Shikamaru had been doing what he does best. He was plainly put, sitting under a tree in the park looking up at the sky, as he thought about various things. Chouji and Ino who would normally be with him, both were currently taking a tour of teaching at the academy. The former especially as his jovial nature was a welcome respite to much of the stricter teachers according to the children.

Still though his reaction got to blonde girl to thinking, considering she had run into the girls who were fast becoming her friends here in Konoha, she had gotten the inside on Hinata and her imminent capture of the blonde demon vessel.

And TenTen and her pursuit of to see how far she can push a Hyuuga who by nature was a bit of a control freak beyond his limits....

Thoughtful, Temari does know that over the years, the kind of actions her friends had done would not work on Shikamaru. The genius would not take advantage of it no matter how much she or any other girl worked him into it. But then talking about it....

“I changed my mind Shikamaru...” The pig tailed blonde stated as she slid next to him. The Nara's eyes widened as he almost choked on the piece of grass he was chewing on as he turned his gaze towards her. “In fact I wonder....” She smiles as she looks at him innocently with a hint of slyness. “What is your take on a swing hmmm?”

“Swing, it's just something kids play on...what does it have to do with sex.”

Temari just looked at him incredulously and laughed out loud. “For a guy with a 200 IQ, you don't know.”

“Enlighten me.”

Smiles she slid next to him, and got comfortable against a tree. Her fan in her lap rather then on her back, she began to speak.

“Imagine sitting in the middle of the park all alone as I know you like to do you lazy bum. But you decided rather then sit in the grass against a tree; you will move your ass into a swing. Sitting down in it, you have to admit, habit dictates that you move your legs no matter what. It's only instinct. Correct?”

Nodding his head, Shikamaru had to admit that would be the case. In his observations he had yet to see someone not move their legs upon sitting in a swing.

“Now as you sit there...someone comes up alongside you. Warm...female...hot, someone who has taken a vested interest and you and wishes to spend some time with you. Would you chase her away?”

Shaking his head, he is puzzled as to what this has got to do with sex. But listening to her voice, which was as she stated, warm and invitingly pleasing, he had to remember that this was simply a troublesome woman that was intent on bothering him.

Laughing softly, at his reaction, the blonde girl kept right on talking. “Now then she comes up behind you; her hands are at either side of your head. Normally as a shinobi, you would think she was trying to break your neck. But no, she just wants to tilt your head back to rest upon her breasts.”

His eyes drifting almost absent mindedly to hers, Temari pretends she doesn't notice. But promises to get him to do more then just move the eyes as she speaks. “They are firm, supple and yet soft at the safe time. A nice comfortable pillow really is what you think.”

A subtle look again crossing down to her breasts, the blonde decides to cross her arms underneath her breasts. Giving them a bit more cleavage as she speaks in her battle kimono, she could hear the quiet little bare sound coming from the Nara youth who has yet to move or even break a sweat.

But his eyes were definitely looking at her breasts now with something akin to curiosity.

“You lean back and sigh in contentment, but are soon startled as her hands slide down your shoulders and back up the swings. Soft...feather light touches designed to just aide you to relax are tingling your senses. So that you are quite open to ideas as she asks you a simple question.”

“Which is?” Shikamaru finds himself asking, much to his surprise.

“Can I sit on your lap of course?” The pigtailed girl replied. “And of course as she asked this, at this time, her hands would still be moving across your arms and sliding partially down your chest. All the while your head would be relaxing on top of her breasts.”

Hearing the words being intoned, instead of clouds Shikamaru can not help but see that very image in the back of his mind. Growing stronger, he could see just that and oddly enough rather then the nice biddable girl of his dreams...

He keeps seeing Temari in her place. Her hands lightly going down his body, a slight stirring began to rise. Still though he does not move...

“Well...”

“Well what?”

“Would you allow her to sit on your lap?”

“Yes.”

Grinning, the blonde smiled as she continued to speak. “At your acknowledgement and allowance of it, she would slowly back away.” At the thought of losing the feel of a soft firm bre...err pillow, Shikamaru found an instinctive whine of protest escaping his lips. Temari hearing this continues on as despite not showing it.

The blonde now knows she has got his full attention.

“Now as she walks around, you see the slender form, that is not to thin, nor is it to fat underneath her kimono. It hides much, yet as she sits down, you feel her rounded bottom sinking into your lap. Its softness is not as bony as you would think at first, and as she moves to get comfortable....”

Bingo! Temari smiles as she notices the attempt at shifting his legs as if trying to hide something. Teasing him a little bit, she smiles as she trails a finger down his arm. “Are you all right Shikamaru?”

Nodding his head, the genius refrains from saying anything. For the first time, he actually doesn't know what to say!

“You sure? Don't need me to stop or anything?”

“Troublesome...continue on.”

“Why should I Shikamaru? You seem....” Grinning as that same hand works its way down his chest. Just a single finger tracing the outline of his body, the known lazy ninja is currently fighting the urge to move. And not the way his mind tells him to either....

“Just keep talking...”

“As you wish...” Temari answers. “Now where was I....oh yes. In trying to get comfortable in your lap, you can't help but realize the swing just has to move a little bit to not only get accustomed to the weight. But also, because of the first instinct one has to do when sitting in one.... Move the legs of course.”

The picture in his head, happening, it begins to dawn on Shikamaru just how much a swing could play a role in sex.

“Now settled in, could you imagine the feel as your legs started to move the swing. The pressure going up into her...as hers sinks into you. Up...and down....” The blonde whispered huskily as she murmured the words into his ear. “Never really having to move...letting gravity do the work as the only thing your legs would be doing is just lifting you higher....the pleasure sure to be increasing as the constant meld of bodies despite the cloth should be incredible.”

Gulping now more, the stress to not move and show he was getting affected by her words was getting rather difficult for the Shadow Ninja. He has as of yet to think of an effective come back for her teasing words.

“Now as you move, you realize she might fall off if you go any higher, yet you do not want to loose that connection. So you decide to hold on to her, as she attempts to turn towards you.” She whispers softly. “One leg going over and around...instead of her back to you...you get a nice view of her breasts in her kimono. And as both legs wrap around your waist, you do realize, it means she gets even closer as you swing upwards.”

His body showing signs of stress now, Temari leans closer to murmur in his ear.

“Higher...Shikamaru.”

“Swing Faster....Shikamaru”

“Harder Shikamaru.”

“Go down...deeper Shikamaru.”

“Push with all your might.”

Knowing full well the last bit has nothing at all to do with a swing, Temari laughs out loud as before she could even blink, the Shadow Ninja was up and out in a flash.

For you see, as she was whispering it in his ear. Temari's hand was wandering again...this time up and down the inside of his legs....

The others approaching her now as Ino had seen her errant teammate, the fact that he was probably running faster then he ever has in his entire life said something to the blonde mind reader.

“Say Temari? What did you do to him?”

“Oh nothing much, just told him a story.”

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Now this is one of my best yet. The inspiration for this one guys as I stated before was inspired by Shakira's song Hips don't lie.

And although words can indeed lie...body language never does. It only needs the right trigger....

Anyhow enjoy...