Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Realization ❯ Chapter 5: Kakashi Sake Theatre ( Chapter 5 )
[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]
By: thatreevesgirl 
Kakashi gets a little too drunk and gives a hilarious theatrical performance in his living room.
No real warnings, maybe a touch of violence, but only for the sake of humor and no one gets hurt.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.19.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Completed
Kakashi gets a little too drunk and gives a hilarious theatrical performance in his living room.
No real warnings, maybe a touch of violence, but only for the sake of humor and no one gets hurt.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 09.19.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 1.1K | Status: Completed
Chapter 5: Kakashi Sake Theatre
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and do not make money off of this fic. Naruto is property of Masashi Kishimoto, give him love...buy his works.
A/N's: This might have Kakashi a little OOC, but I really liked him in it. It let me play with humor (something that I love). I promise, there is a reason he's a little cranky. I've completed up to chapter 12, but am posting only one or two a day. Let's just say that any Sakura/Kakashi pairing fans will like chapter 12.
CHAPTER BEGIN
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Sasuke was still trying to catch his breath, it seemed to hitch and still come out in ragged pants as he propped himself up against his drinking tree. Damn Naruto! Sasuke didn't really mind that Naruto would be his first, but this was just something that he knew the blonde would gloat about for years to come. Sasuke finally relaxed and his breathing returned to its normal calm and even state. He looked through his pack for something to wipe up the stickiness that had splashed onto his chest and thighs. It was the most uncontrolled orgasm he had ever experienced, intent on trying to hold back Sasuke refused to touch himself at all while the three performed their sexiest tricks for him. When Sasuke masturbated by himself he never had this much of a mess to clean up.
A smile seemed to very sneakily creep up onto Sasuke's lips, almost throwing him off-guard. Thoughts of Naruto's little act kept replaying in his mind, he was very glad that the blonde had won. When Naruto first came over to Sasuke he tried tricks similar to Kakashi. It was only when Kakashi badgered him that Naruto decided to change strategies. A smirk crossed Naruto's lips as he performed a very familiar ninjutsu that all of team Kakashi were familiar with. A sudden cloud of smoke revealed a very curvy and beautiful version of Naruto. As a man he was stunning, as a woman he was gorgeous, but then Sasuke noticed that Naruto had more to this trick than just a transformation into a sexy female form. “I'll let you put it here…” Naruto was turned just a bit to the side as he pulled the well tone cheeks apart revealing the puckered entrance at the rear. “Or here…” he said referring to the feminine opening that he had just created. “Or I'll give it to you with this.” Sasuke's eyes couldn't blink. There was Naruto in female form, but he had left one very important attachment. Naruto stood before Sasuke with ALL the right parts, it was very tantalizing to a guy who likes both genders. That was the end, Sasuke felt himself loose all control as his member spasmed and spewed the seed that he had tried so hard to hold back.
Sasuke was still enjoying the afterglow of their marvelous performances when he watched Naruto leave him to go break up a very catty Sakura and angry Kakashi. His wonderful moment was soon shattered, he realized that there was probably very little chance that he was going to lose his virginity tonight, not with the war of the team-leaders going on in the background. At the very least the hostilities definitely ruined the mood.
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Sakura found herself feeling very guilty for ruining their pleasant evening. Just as Naruto was starting to act like himself, she had to go and cause problems again. She sighed and rubbed her aching shoulder and then the back of her neck. Naruto was furiously pacing, trying to find where he threw all of his clothes earlier when he stripped.
“I have to go find him and fix this,” Naruto announced. His still hard erection bobbled with each step as he was still trying to find where the hell he had flung his boxers earlier.
Sakura sighed as she glanced over to a very disappointed Sasuke. It must have been difficult to think that you were going to finally get lucky and have it ripped out from under you. She knew what she had to do, it wasn't Naruto that needed to fix this situation, it was her. “I'll go Naruto. You have a contest promise to fulfill.”
Naruto watched as she pointed at a slightly angry Sasuke who was starting to drown himself in sake again. “Are you sure about this Sakura? I don't want things to get worse than they already are.”
“I'll be on my best behavior, I promise.” She wandered over to her pile of clothing that was sitting by Sasuke. She found Naruto's boxers underneath her clothing and threw them at the blonde. They landed on his head and she couldn't help but laugh as he responded with a big grin. After she dressed she tried to take the bottle from the other shinobi who was pouting. He resisted by tightening his grip on it and attempting another swig. She leaned in close to him and placed a very light and sweet kiss on her friend's lips. The grip on the bottle relaxed and Sakura was able to pull it away. “You have fun tonight Sasuke, don't let Naruto make you too sore, because I won't go easy on you tomorrow in training.”
“Huh?” came Sasuke's confused response.
“And ask him to do his special tongue ninjutsu thing…it's amazing. See ya,” came the quick reply from Sakura and she was instantly gone as she ran to catch Kakashi.
Sasuke was still very drunk and confused as Naruto came and sat by him…very close to him. Naruto's hand started very gently tracing the muscles in Sasuke's bicep. They were calloused and a bit rough, but they touched him with such care that it was hardly noticeable. Soon the hand crept up to his shoulder and back down to his chest. Sasuke leaned his head to finally look at Naruto and was met with intense sapphire eyes watching and now locked with his. Sasuke leaned toward his friend just a bit and Naruto closed the rest of the distance as their mouths met.
Sasuke immediately tried kissing Naruto hard and furiously. The response was a slight shove on Sasuke's chest by the hand that was laying on it. Naruto moved his lips millimeters away, leaving Sasuke moaning and frustrated that they were gone. Naruto's husky voice whispered to him and he could feel the warm puffs of breath that came with each syllable. “Slow down Sasuke...let me…” Naruto never finished the statement, but once again very gently laid his lips on Sasuke's. This time Naruto's partner patiently waited for him to take the lead. The kiss was tender and Naruto teased him, letting his lips skim his but never solidifying their embrace on Sasuke's. The two were so close that the electricity from their exchange made up any minute distance that Naruto left between them. Finally, Naruto wrapped his other hand around Sasuke's neck and pulled him in firmly and opened his mouth just a bit, teasing with his tongue.
Sasuke let Naruto's tongue enter his mouth. Though their kiss had progressed it was still achingly slow and deliberate, this made Sasuke shudder and in response his tongue was coaxed into Naruto's mouth to repeat his partner's actions in the same torturous way. Naruto showed appreciation to Sasuke for following his lead by sucking lightly on the welcome intrusion of his partner's tongue and coupled it with a hand that crept into Sasuke's lap. With a sudden and hard tug on Sasuke's revived erection the kiss began to quicken and deepen.
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Sakura found that following Kakashi's trail was fairly easy. For starters the older man was very drunk, he never covered his tracks well when he was inebriated. There was also very few places that an upset Kakashi would go. She knew that most likely he was either going to go to a bar to drink himself into oblivion or he would go home and attempt constructing oblivion there. That was the way of Kakashi, and seeing that he usually preferred solitude when he was upset, Sakura was sure that his apartment was the set destination of his binge drinking tonight. She was right. She crouched in the tree that allowed her to see into his apartment and found a very drunk Kakashi sitting on the floor surrounded by sake bottles, talking to them like they were his friends. Wow, thought inner Sakura, he really doesn't waste any time. He was also very loud as he lectured the little row in front of him, calling them by familiar names. One was named Naruto, the one next to it was Sasuke, and the one that he kept grabbing roughly, downing a good portion of its contents, and then slamming it back to the floor was lovingly called Sakura. She shook her head at how stupid he looked as he yelled at his three pretend friends, wondering if this was the way he was all the time when he was alone. Figures why he likes solitude, she thought to herself, less chance that someone will find out that he's a complete weirdo instead of the mysterious sexy shinobi that everyone had dubbed him to be.
She hopped out of the tree and entered the building, quickly coming to his door. She didn't even bother to knock, he was either going to ignore it or be too intoxicated to answer it. The doorknob turned easily and she sighed as she realized that he hadn't even locked it, she didn't find any of his usual traps either. This drunken breakdown of his was going to be the death of him, so Sakura definitely needed to put an end to it.
He didn't notice her entering the room or watching him from the doorway. Sakura was able to overhear what he was saying to the faux-team with more ease than she had been able to outside. He was currently clanging the Sasuke and Naruto bottles together so hard that Sakura was sure that they were going to break and spill everywhere. She shook her head and brought a hand up to her temple as she felt a headache start from witnessing the stupidity of Kakashi's Sake Theatre. Every few clangs he would do an imitation, “Oh Naruto…” or a “Yes, Sasuke, more…” and also throw in mock moans and groans. Kakashi gripped the two bottles in one hand and picked up the Sakura sake replica and in a fake high pitched voice added, “Old man Kakashi is missing a great show!” With that he brought it to his uncovered lips (his mask hanging below his jaw line) and downed the rest of its contents. Sakura would have laughed if she hadn't needed to quickly dodge the emptied bottle that was hurled in her direction, smashing and shattering against the wall where she had stood seconds before. “Leave,” Kakashi growled at her.
“No.” It was simple and it was firm and it infuriated the older ninja.
“I told you to leave, now get out of my apartment!” Kakashi tried to stand up but ended up parallel to the floor rather than perpendicular to it. He grumbled and tried to move again, but he had obviously little to no control over his own body. Sakura walked over to the flailing Kakashi who was laying spread eagle on the floor below her. A shuriken flew by her left ear as she realized that she had her guard down. “Damn it, I missed.” Kakashi had definitely been aiming to maim, so she took a cautious step backward in order to watch him more carefully and to give her maneuvering room if he tried to take her out again.
“I'm here to apologize.” She dodged right as another shuriken flew by her.
“It sure looks like it. You're standing there glaring at me with your arms crossed. How could I ever reject a kind and loving apology when you look so sincere standing there,” Kakashi told her mockingly, sarcasm thickly imbedded in his words.
She almost moved to pummel him, but quickly remembered that she had promised Naruto that she would behave herself and fix the situation. More shuriken whizzed past her…damn it, how many of those stupid things does he have on him? She looked behind her at the walls which had about twenty throwing stars now buried deeply in them. Three more were quickly added to the collection while her attention was diverted away from Kakashi. “Stop that!” she shouted at him, finally deciding that she had enough of his childish tantrum. She hopped on him, straddling his chest and restrained his arms by holding his wrists above his head while both of his hands clutched shuriken.
She knew very well what his angry face looked like with his mask on. Over the years she had learned to quickly decipher his emotional state merely from the small movements and differences in his eye. This did not prepare her for the furious look on his unmasked face. On the very few times that she saw him uncovered he was usually smiling handsomely while enjoying a good time with the group in the privacy of one of their apartments, and usually only for a very short time…thirty seconds at most. Now his usually attractive features were marred by anger and frustration. In a dangerous move she released his left wrist brought her hand to his face very gently, cupping one of his cheeks and softly whispered, “Please stop Kakashi, truly I am very sorry for what I did.”
Kakashi was barely able to halt his freed hand that was moving to thrust his kunai into her leg. Inches from wounding her Kakashi stopped and dropped the weapon onto the floor. Feeling him relax beneath her and watching most of the anger soften away from his face Sakura released his other hand also. Still petting his cheek, she brought her other hand that had been holding him captive to his hair, running her fingers through it in a reassuring and calming way. They stayed like this for several minutes, not saying a word as Sakura continued to calm her mentor.
The silence was broken when Kakashi said, “I'm sorry also.” Sakura remained where she was and continued to gently placate him with her ministrations. Neither moved from this position for a very long time. Kakashi eyes drooped and he finally let sleep take him. Carefully Sakura lifted herself off of the sleeping man, and started removing what bulky clothing and footwear she could without disturbing him. She also retrieved a blanket to cover him with. After she was sure that he was comfortable, she sat back down near him, very carefully lifting Kakashi's head and scooting under him so he could use her lap as a pillow. Sakura returned to stroking his silver hair and watching his very handsome uncovered face as he slept.
END OF CHAPTER
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End A/N's: I know, I know...I'm a tease. I really thought that smut would happen, really…I want to write it as much as you want to read it, but this is a good place to end this particular part. It feels like a very relaxed and calm spot and I don't want to go BOOM..SEX!!!!! It would ruin the mood of the chapter in my opinion. I hope that you like how it's going. I do have to say that before there is group action there will be non-group pairings. BUT FEAR NOT!!! There will be foursome action, I promise. Also thank you all for the kind reviews, you all make me smile.
On a quick side note, I really liked Kakashi Sake Theatre. I might have to bring that back at some point.
Sasuke was still trying to catch his breath, it seemed to hitch and still come out in ragged pants as he propped himself up against his drinking tree. Damn Naruto! Sasuke didn't really mind that Naruto would be his first, but this was just something that he knew the blonde would gloat about for years to come. Sasuke finally relaxed and his breathing returned to its normal calm and even state. He looked through his pack for something to wipe up the stickiness that had splashed onto his chest and thighs. It was the most uncontrolled orgasm he had ever experienced, intent on trying to hold back Sasuke refused to touch himself at all while the three performed their sexiest tricks for him. When Sasuke masturbated by himself he never had this much of a mess to clean up.
A smile seemed to very sneakily creep up onto Sasuke's lips, almost throwing him off-guard. Thoughts of Naruto's little act kept replaying in his mind, he was very glad that the blonde had won. When Naruto first came over to Sasuke he tried tricks similar to Kakashi. It was only when Kakashi badgered him that Naruto decided to change strategies. A smirk crossed Naruto's lips as he performed a very familiar ninjutsu that all of team Kakashi were familiar with. A sudden cloud of smoke revealed a very curvy and beautiful version of Naruto. As a man he was stunning, as a woman he was gorgeous, but then Sasuke noticed that Naruto had more to this trick than just a transformation into a sexy female form. “I'll let you put it here…” Naruto was turned just a bit to the side as he pulled the well tone cheeks apart revealing the puckered entrance at the rear. “Or here…” he said referring to the feminine opening that he had just created. “Or I'll give it to you with this.” Sasuke's eyes couldn't blink. There was Naruto in female form, but he had left one very important attachment. Naruto stood before Sasuke with ALL the right parts, it was very tantalizing to a guy who likes both genders. That was the end, Sasuke felt himself loose all control as his member spasmed and spewed the seed that he had tried so hard to hold back.
Sasuke was still enjoying the afterglow of their marvelous performances when he watched Naruto leave him to go break up a very catty Sakura and angry Kakashi. His wonderful moment was soon shattered, he realized that there was probably very little chance that he was going to lose his virginity tonight, not with the war of the team-leaders going on in the background. At the very least the hostilities definitely ruined the mood.
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Sakura found herself feeling very guilty for ruining their pleasant evening. Just as Naruto was starting to act like himself, she had to go and cause problems again. She sighed and rubbed her aching shoulder and then the back of her neck. Naruto was furiously pacing, trying to find where he threw all of his clothes earlier when he stripped.
“I have to go find him and fix this,” Naruto announced. His still hard erection bobbled with each step as he was still trying to find where the hell he had flung his boxers earlier.
Sakura sighed as she glanced over to a very disappointed Sasuke. It must have been difficult to think that you were going to finally get lucky and have it ripped out from under you. She knew what she had to do, it wasn't Naruto that needed to fix this situation, it was her. “I'll go Naruto. You have a contest promise to fulfill.”
Naruto watched as she pointed at a slightly angry Sasuke who was starting to drown himself in sake again. “Are you sure about this Sakura? I don't want things to get worse than they already are.”
“I'll be on my best behavior, I promise.” She wandered over to her pile of clothing that was sitting by Sasuke. She found Naruto's boxers underneath her clothing and threw them at the blonde. They landed on his head and she couldn't help but laugh as he responded with a big grin. After she dressed she tried to take the bottle from the other shinobi who was pouting. He resisted by tightening his grip on it and attempting another swig. She leaned in close to him and placed a very light and sweet kiss on her friend's lips. The grip on the bottle relaxed and Sakura was able to pull it away. “You have fun tonight Sasuke, don't let Naruto make you too sore, because I won't go easy on you tomorrow in training.”
“Huh?” came Sasuke's confused response.
“And ask him to do his special tongue ninjutsu thing…it's amazing. See ya,” came the quick reply from Sakura and she was instantly gone as she ran to catch Kakashi.
Sasuke was still very drunk and confused as Naruto came and sat by him…very close to him. Naruto's hand started very gently tracing the muscles in Sasuke's bicep. They were calloused and a bit rough, but they touched him with such care that it was hardly noticeable. Soon the hand crept up to his shoulder and back down to his chest. Sasuke leaned his head to finally look at Naruto and was met with intense sapphire eyes watching and now locked with his. Sasuke leaned toward his friend just a bit and Naruto closed the rest of the distance as their mouths met.
Sasuke immediately tried kissing Naruto hard and furiously. The response was a slight shove on Sasuke's chest by the hand that was laying on it. Naruto moved his lips millimeters away, leaving Sasuke moaning and frustrated that they were gone. Naruto's husky voice whispered to him and he could feel the warm puffs of breath that came with each syllable. “Slow down Sasuke...let me…” Naruto never finished the statement, but once again very gently laid his lips on Sasuke's. This time Naruto's partner patiently waited for him to take the lead. The kiss was tender and Naruto teased him, letting his lips skim his but never solidifying their embrace on Sasuke's. The two were so close that the electricity from their exchange made up any minute distance that Naruto left between them. Finally, Naruto wrapped his other hand around Sasuke's neck and pulled him in firmly and opened his mouth just a bit, teasing with his tongue.
Sasuke let Naruto's tongue enter his mouth. Though their kiss had progressed it was still achingly slow and deliberate, this made Sasuke shudder and in response his tongue was coaxed into Naruto's mouth to repeat his partner's actions in the same torturous way. Naruto showed appreciation to Sasuke for following his lead by sucking lightly on the welcome intrusion of his partner's tongue and coupled it with a hand that crept into Sasuke's lap. With a sudden and hard tug on Sasuke's revived erection the kiss began to quicken and deepen.
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Sakura found that following Kakashi's trail was fairly easy. For starters the older man was very drunk, he never covered his tracks well when he was inebriated. There was also very few places that an upset Kakashi would go. She knew that most likely he was either going to go to a bar to drink himself into oblivion or he would go home and attempt constructing oblivion there. That was the way of Kakashi, and seeing that he usually preferred solitude when he was upset, Sakura was sure that his apartment was the set destination of his binge drinking tonight. She was right. She crouched in the tree that allowed her to see into his apartment and found a very drunk Kakashi sitting on the floor surrounded by sake bottles, talking to them like they were his friends. Wow, thought inner Sakura, he really doesn't waste any time. He was also very loud as he lectured the little row in front of him, calling them by familiar names. One was named Naruto, the one next to it was Sasuke, and the one that he kept grabbing roughly, downing a good portion of its contents, and then slamming it back to the floor was lovingly called Sakura. She shook her head at how stupid he looked as he yelled at his three pretend friends, wondering if this was the way he was all the time when he was alone. Figures why he likes solitude, she thought to herself, less chance that someone will find out that he's a complete weirdo instead of the mysterious sexy shinobi that everyone had dubbed him to be.
She hopped out of the tree and entered the building, quickly coming to his door. She didn't even bother to knock, he was either going to ignore it or be too intoxicated to answer it. The doorknob turned easily and she sighed as she realized that he hadn't even locked it, she didn't find any of his usual traps either. This drunken breakdown of his was going to be the death of him, so Sakura definitely needed to put an end to it.
He didn't notice her entering the room or watching him from the doorway. Sakura was able to overhear what he was saying to the faux-team with more ease than she had been able to outside. He was currently clanging the Sasuke and Naruto bottles together so hard that Sakura was sure that they were going to break and spill everywhere. She shook her head and brought a hand up to her temple as she felt a headache start from witnessing the stupidity of Kakashi's Sake Theatre. Every few clangs he would do an imitation, “Oh Naruto…” or a “Yes, Sasuke, more…” and also throw in mock moans and groans. Kakashi gripped the two bottles in one hand and picked up the Sakura sake replica and in a fake high pitched voice added, “Old man Kakashi is missing a great show!” With that he brought it to his uncovered lips (his mask hanging below his jaw line) and downed the rest of its contents. Sakura would have laughed if she hadn't needed to quickly dodge the emptied bottle that was hurled in her direction, smashing and shattering against the wall where she had stood seconds before. “Leave,” Kakashi growled at her.
“No.” It was simple and it was firm and it infuriated the older ninja.
“I told you to leave, now get out of my apartment!” Kakashi tried to stand up but ended up parallel to the floor rather than perpendicular to it. He grumbled and tried to move again, but he had obviously little to no control over his own body. Sakura walked over to the flailing Kakashi who was laying spread eagle on the floor below her. A shuriken flew by her left ear as she realized that she had her guard down. “Damn it, I missed.” Kakashi had definitely been aiming to maim, so she took a cautious step backward in order to watch him more carefully and to give her maneuvering room if he tried to take her out again.
“I'm here to apologize.” She dodged right as another shuriken flew by her.
“It sure looks like it. You're standing there glaring at me with your arms crossed. How could I ever reject a kind and loving apology when you look so sincere standing there,” Kakashi told her mockingly, sarcasm thickly imbedded in his words.
She almost moved to pummel him, but quickly remembered that she had promised Naruto that she would behave herself and fix the situation. More shuriken whizzed past her…damn it, how many of those stupid things does he have on him? She looked behind her at the walls which had about twenty throwing stars now buried deeply in them. Three more were quickly added to the collection while her attention was diverted away from Kakashi. “Stop that!” she shouted at him, finally deciding that she had enough of his childish tantrum. She hopped on him, straddling his chest and restrained his arms by holding his wrists above his head while both of his hands clutched shuriken.
She knew very well what his angry face looked like with his mask on. Over the years she had learned to quickly decipher his emotional state merely from the small movements and differences in his eye. This did not prepare her for the furious look on his unmasked face. On the very few times that she saw him uncovered he was usually smiling handsomely while enjoying a good time with the group in the privacy of one of their apartments, and usually only for a very short time…thirty seconds at most. Now his usually attractive features were marred by anger and frustration. In a dangerous move she released his left wrist brought her hand to his face very gently, cupping one of his cheeks and softly whispered, “Please stop Kakashi, truly I am very sorry for what I did.”
Kakashi was barely able to halt his freed hand that was moving to thrust his kunai into her leg. Inches from wounding her Kakashi stopped and dropped the weapon onto the floor. Feeling him relax beneath her and watching most of the anger soften away from his face Sakura released his other hand also. Still petting his cheek, she brought her other hand that had been holding him captive to his hair, running her fingers through it in a reassuring and calming way. They stayed like this for several minutes, not saying a word as Sakura continued to calm her mentor.
The silence was broken when Kakashi said, “I'm sorry also.” Sakura remained where she was and continued to gently placate him with her ministrations. Neither moved from this position for a very long time. Kakashi eyes drooped and he finally let sleep take him. Carefully Sakura lifted herself off of the sleeping man, and started removing what bulky clothing and footwear she could without disturbing him. She also retrieved a blanket to cover him with. After she was sure that he was comfortable, she sat back down near him, very carefully lifting Kakashi's head and scooting under him so he could use her lap as a pillow. Sakura returned to stroking his silver hair and watching his very handsome uncovered face as he slept.
END OF CHAPTER
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End A/N's: I know, I know...I'm a tease. I really thought that smut would happen, really…I want to write it as much as you want to read it, but this is a good place to end this particular part. It feels like a very relaxed and calm spot and I don't want to go BOOM..SEX!!!!! It would ruin the mood of the chapter in my opinion. I hope that you like how it's going. I do have to say that before there is group action there will be non-group pairings. BUT FEAR NOT!!! There will be foursome action, I promise. Also thank you all for the kind reviews, you all make me smile.
On a quick side note, I really liked Kakashi Sake Theatre. I might have to bring that back at some point.