Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Reddi Whip ❯ Reddi Whip ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

Summary: Naruto has something special planned for Sasuke’s eighteenth birthday, but Sakura and Ino have a little something hidden up their sleeves that just might ruin them. [NaruSasu, InoSaku]

A/N: It’s been a while, ne? I’ve been sick a lot, and lately I just didn’t have the motivation to write anything. Oh well, what can you do? After this little one-shot, there will be a trilogy to ‘Sing Me Something Soft’ and a sequel to ‘Sing Me Anything’. After that, I’ll hopefully have my multi-chapter fic out. But it all depends on how things go outside of you lovely readers. ^_^ And I’ve been distracted by a little anime/live action called The Gokusen. Anybody watch? Bishounen are so hot…especially MatsuJun…/drools/

Yup, it’s that time again. ^_^ It’s Sasuke’s birthday, and I’ve written this as a little present to him. He’s a sexy emo bastard, and he deserves a little fun every once in a while. Some warnings, though. This is a naughty present to our favorite bastard that includes anal, oral, bondage, rimming, and good, ol’ fashioned lovin’ between two girls. If that isn’t your thing, hit the back button. Thank you. XD

*~* Happy Birthday, Sasuke! *~*




When Naruto woke up that sunny morning, the first thing he did was check his calendar. Decorated with swirls, stars, and hearts was the most important day of the year. Well, the second most important day of the year. July 23rd was Sasuke’s birthday, and this year, he had something special planned. It was the first special occasion they ever spent together, so he was going to make the most of it, even if the bastard didn’t. The brunette didn’t want a party, and Naruto didn’t blame him. Sakura and Ino were relentless when it came to things like this, and Sasuke wasn’t a social being, to say in the least.

So Naruto had plans. Deliciously naughty plans that would make Sasuke question everything in his life. With some help from a little thing called lube and a can of whipped cream, he was going to make the bastard scream for mercy. Oh yes, he couldn’t think of a better birthday present to give him.

Naruto cackled as he slipped out of his bed, trying not to jostle the sleeping brunette wrapped up in a cocoon of blankets. His chest rose and fell with steady breaths, both arms resting on the pillow above his head. The blonde put a hand over his mouth, stifling his laughter, knowing Sasuke would castrate him if he ever told the Uchiha he was cute when he slept. These things were best kept as blackmail, when the bastard was really starting to get on his nerves. The blonde turned away reluctantly and tiptoed towards the bathroom, floorboards creaking under his weight as he walked. He heard a soft groan from behind him, a sign that Sasuke had woken up.

So much for getting that shower.

“Morning, bastard.” Naruto grinned cheekily, walking back towards the bed and crawling onto it, pressing a soft kiss to the older teen’s forehead then sitting back on his heels to watch the sleepy bastard try to wake himself up. It was rather endearing, watching the usually stoic teen rub the sleep out of his eyes like a small child. It made Naruto unbelievably happy to know that his boyfriend was still human. Another soft kiss was deposited to the last Uchiha’s forehead, and an unbelievably cute, sleepy mumble was heard as Sasuke pulled himself into a sitting position.

“You’re in a good mood.” The brunette yawned, ignoring the look Naruto gave him in answer to his words. The blonde was always in an abnormally good mood every day. Today he was just more so.

“Of course I am. Wednesday’s an important day.” Naruto grinned, nuzzling his cheek against Sasuke’s smooth chest. He heard the brunette snort above his head, as if he didn’t agree. Sasuke had always hated his birthday, “Come on, bastard. This year is different from the other years. We get to do something special.”

Sasuke shivered, and hoped Naruto hadn’t felt it. He wasn’t so lucky, as the blonde’s chuckle rumbled pleasantly against his chest. When Naruto said something special, he always meant something especially naughty. The idiot was just like his perverted teacher. But the Uchiha couldn’t find it in himself to mind much. In a smooth move that made Naruto squawk loudly in surprise, Sasuke rolled them over, pinning the smaller teen beneath him with his pelvis.

“Tell me, Na-ru-to,” the brunette licked the shell of his lover’s ear teasingly, “what do you have planned for us?” Sasuke ended his question with a smirk, seeing the blonde’s eyes glaze over from the lick on his ear. His moron was so responsive and easy to read. It was rather cute. “It’s not a party, is it? You know I hate parties.”

“No, it’s not a party. And I can’t tell you what I have planned. It’d ruin the surprise.” Naruto rolled them back over, pushing himself off of his bed and making his way towards the bathroom. He heard Sasuke grumble, and smirked as he stripped out of his boxers, knowing the moody bastard hated surprises with a burning passion. Well, he was sure Sasuke would enjoy this surprise, he would make sure of that. Naruto was almost cackling as he turned on the shower and stepped under the spray, excited for tomorrow.

Sasuke was going to have a nice surprise waiting when he got home from his mission.

“I’ll miss you.” Naruto grinned, nudging his unresponsive lover with his hip as the brunette went about packing the things he’d need for his mission. The blonde toweled his hair dry, one eye on Sasuke and the other on the clock next to his bed. Sasuke was expected at the gates to the village in a half-hour, and Naruto felt every passing minute drag on slowly. He couldn’t go through with his devious plan if Sasuke was hanging around like he didn’t want to go. He almost didn’t care that the bastard had brushed off his ‘I’ll miss you’ like it was a fly buzzing around his ear. He had a busy next three days.

Sasuke zipped up his pack, aware of the blonde’s every fidget and pretending not to notice the glazed sheen over his moron’s eyes. He was only going to be gone for two days; the idiot didn’t have to get all teary about it. The brunette turned as he slung his pack over his shoulder, gazing at the blonde next to him. He’d miss him more than he’d like to admit, but he knew how much the moron loved it when he said mushy things like that.

“I’ll miss you, too, moron.” Sasuke was almost blinded by the smile his lover gave him, and melted when those soft lips closed over his own, promising a very warm welcome when he came back. He almost didn’t want to leave.

“Go on, bastard. I’ll see you when you get back.” Naruto promised, kissing Sasuke one last time before pushing him towards the front door a little too enthusiastically. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at his lover’s actions, but decided that it was best if he didn’t ask. He might not be able to leave if he did. Naruto cackled when the door finally shut behind Sasuke, and he was able to put his master plan into place. It was really very simple. Sasuke was going to come home tomorrow, since the mission was a fairly easy one. That gave Naruto plenty of time to buy the lube, and the can of whipped cream, and something to tie Sasuke up with. On his birthday, the bastard would wake, they would eat and train, then take a short rest. That’s when he would strike. Sasuke would wake up tied to the bed, with Naruto straddling him, and he would be holding that can of whipped cream.

He was getting hard just thinking about it. He just hoped Sakura and Ino didn’t have any other plans.

Sakura pulled on her hitai-ate as her eyes skimmed over the calendar in her bedroom. For Sasuke’s birthday this year, she had planned the wildest party in the history of Konohagakure. There was alcohol, food, games, music, and a dance floor to rival a nightclub. There was just one problem: Naruto forbade her from throwing the last Uchiha any parties. She knew Sasuke wasn’t a social person, but he was turning twenty and that was a huge milestone. He wasn’t a teenager anymore. That’s why she planned a party, anyway. She just had to figure out how she could get the two boys to come to her house without any suspicions.

The pink haired kunoichi checked herself over in the mirror, and blew her reflection a kiss before grabbing her weapons’ holster and hooking it into the back of her skirt. She promised Ino they would meet up at her flower shop, so they could discuss their plans for bringing Sasuke and Naruto to their secret surprise party. Knowing Naruto, he’d already made plans for Sasuke’s birthday, and they were probably dirty. He was just like his perverted teacher, all the way down to the core.

Sakura pulled open her bedroom door, thinking back to the first time she saw her teammates' kiss. It was nearly a year after Sasuke’s return, and they had been training like old times, except now Kakashi was a member of their team and simply not their sensei. Sasuke had been listening to Naruto go on and on about some random subject, and the Uchiha just seemed to have enough of Naruto’s chattering. So Sasuke kissed him, like it was the most normal thing in the world, like he’d done it a million times before. Sakura wouldn’t have been so angry if Naruto hadn’t blushed and told Sasuke not in front of them.

She had been heartbroken. After finally letting Sasuke go and falling in love with Naruto-of all people-they both went behind her back with each other. She had screamed, cried, hit them both until Kakashi told her that he had been kept in the dark as well. It made her feel better, knowing that she wasn’t the only one, but she wouldn’t forgive him. Sasuke’s next words really struck a cord in her, too, and at first she didn’t understand what he meant.

“You can’t help who you love, no matter how loud, annoying, or stupid they are.”

She understood later, when she found comfort in the least likely person. After getting her heartbroken by two people-at the same time, no less-she went to the only person who felt her pain. Ino had understood, telling her it was bound to happen, since the two were so close already. It was fate that brought them together. Then Ino repeated what Sasuke had said to her.

“You can’t help who you love, no matter how loud, annoying, or stupid they are.”

They were both absolutely right; you couldn’t help whom you loved. And it was a year later that Ino finally kissed her, after months of beating around the bush and acting like a lovesick schoolgirl.

Sakura smiled as she spotted Ino standing outside of the flower shop, shifting her feet nervously from one spot to another. She looked around and finally saw her, smiling widely then pushing herself away from the wall. They met in the middle of the street, just looking at each other until Sakura broke the silence by giggling.

“Let’s go somewhere private. We have a lot to talk about.” The pink haired kunoichi took her partner-in-crime by the hand, and pulled her back towards the flower shop. What better place to talk then a bedroom? The two girls ducked behind the counter and tiptoed up the stairs, careful not to make the floorboards creak. They stopped at a door top their right, and Ino reached forward to slide it back so they could step inside. The room was rather small and plain, with a bed in one corner, a table next to it with a vase of flowers on it. There was a desk on the other side, which had pictures of Ino’s team, and newer pictures of the two of them with their favorite flowers in the background. There was also a picture of the rookie nine when they were still Genin.

The blonde pulled her pink haired friend onto the bed, kicking off their standard ninja sandals, and placing their feet on Ino’s soft blankets. They put their heads together, laced their fingers together in the space separating them.

“Do you have any new ideas?” Ino asked, turning her head to the side a bit so she could see the other girl. Sakura was chewing on her bottom lip distractedly, and Ino had the urge to offer to chew it for her. The blonde shook her head; they had more important things to tend to. Plan the party first and play later. “Why don’t we say we cooked Sasuke a special dinner? You’re parents will be out that night, so we can hide everyone in the house until they show up.”

“That’s what I was thinking, too.” Sakura sighed, squeezing Ino’s fingers in hers. It was uncanny, how they always shared the same thoughts. They were like two people with one brain, or the same wavelength. She jumped when soft fingers slid under her top, brushing feather light over her belly as a pair of teeth nipped at her earlobe. “You’re right. We’ll think about it later.” The pink haired girl turned on her side, looking forward to playing one of her favorite bed games.

Naruto and Sasuke could wait until later.

Naruto sneezed; rubbing his nose and feeling like someone was talking about him somewhere. He cackled, wondering if Sasuke was talking about him wherever he was. The lady standing behind him in line muttered something about crazy teenagers, and stepped back like she was afraid he’d jump her. She was especially afraid when she looked into his basket and saw the tube of lubricant, the box of condoms, and the spray can of Reddi Whip. Naruto could feel her angry, judgmental eyes on his back. Turning to face her, he gave the old woman his biggest grin, and jiggled his basket.

“My bastard’s birthday is in two days, and I’m gonna surprise him with kinky bondage sex.” Naruto almost cackled when the old woman gave him a scandalized look, muttering about abominations to God before moving out of the line. “It’s still safe sex!” The blonde ninja called after her, snickering as the other people in line smiled, knowing who he was and who his bastard was. They were used to both boys’ weekly trip to the pharmacy for some personal items.

“Naruto, pay attention. You’re next in line.” The girl at the counter giggled, ringing up the customer in front of him, and looking around for Sasuke. Usually the two boys were together, and Sasuke was the one paying. “Where’s little boyfriend? Isn’t he usually the one trying to keep you from going wild in the store?” Naruto stepped up to the counter, dumping the contents of his basket onto the conveyer belt. He fished around in his froggy-chan purse before he pulled out a couple of bills, and waited for the cashier to ring him up. “So what happened to your boyfriend, blondie?”

“He’s on a mission until tomorrow. I’m getting things ready for his birthday.” Naruto grinned, feeling a tingle of excitement go up his spine. The girl at the counter nodded her head in understanding, eyeing the box of condoms in her hand, then raising an eyebrow in question. This wasn’t on their usual list of things they bought every other week. “It’s a long story.” The blonde muttered, thinking back to the conversation he had with Iruka about safe sex. The academy teacher could be scary sometimes.

“Ah. So, are you having a party for the birthday boy?” The counter girl took Naruto’s money, smiling at the sour look on the blonde’s face. “I’ll take that as a no. Do you hate parties or something?”

“He does, not me. I live for parties. But this year’s different. This year we’re celebrating his birthday as a couple.” Naruto handed her his money, then picked up his bag and headed for the door leading outside.

“Have fun!” She called after him, getting ready to ring up the next customer. It was such a shame Naruto was attached; he was hot, and his sense of humor was a plus. His boyfriend was one lucky bastard.

Naruto whistled as he shoved his hand into his pocket, the other gripping the plastic bag tightly. He had a feeling that Sakura and her blonde lover were planning something behind his back. If that were the case, his plans were going to go down the drain. The blonde chewed on his bottom lip, and turned around, heading in the direction of Ino’s house and the Yamanaka flower shop. He knew his pink haired teammate well enough to know where she was now.

He really hoped they weren’t busy.

Naruto nodded to Ino’s mother as the woman let him in, saying the girls had been up in Ino’s room for the last couple hours doing Lord knew what. Oh yeah, Naruto knew what they were doing. He only hoped he had caught them afterwards, and not in the middle. Sighing, he clutched his bag closer to his body, making sure no one could see the contents inside of it. He made his way to Ino’s room, having memorized the turns since he’d gone to look for this pink haired teammate so many times.

The blonde ninja stopped outside of a familiar door, and pressed his ear to it. There were no sounds coming from within, but he could feel both girls’ chakra signatures just beyond the door. Without warning it slid open, revealing his pink haired teammate in all of her post-sex glory, cheeks flushed a beautiful crimson, clothes disheveled, hair mused. Her lips were slightly swollen, like she’d been sucking on something for far too long. Naruto felt himself blushing.

“I have a weird felling you two are planning Sasuke a forbidden surprise party.” He muttered, looking past Sakura to the blonde girl still lying on the bed, missing key articles of her clothing. The pink haired girl sighed, before tugging him into the room and sliding the door shut behind him. Ino sat up on the bed, pulling her short towards her and trying to hide the bright, red stain marring her collarbone. “Ah, I see I’ve caught you at a bad time. I could come back, you know.”

Ino opened her mouth to say that was the best idea he’d ever had, but Sakura raised her hand then shook her head.

“What makes you think we’re planning a forbidden surprise party?” She asked, moving back over to Ino’s bed and throwing herself onto it. Naruto watched her suspiciously as she slid a hand under the blonde’s bra, no doubt tweaking the soft nipple under the lacy, purple material. Naruto felt his stomach tingle in that familiar way, and for a moment, was afraid of developing a certain problem below the waist, and in front of them, no less. He had a certain fondness for lesbian porn, thanks to his perverted teacher.

“Well, I, um, just have his feeling…” Naruto trailed off, swallowing convulsively when Sakura’s other hand disappeared underneath the waistband of her girlfriend’s matching purple panties. He turned his head to the side, knowing he should leave before anything else happened, but wanting to put his uneasy feelings to rest. “Don’t plan any parties, please. I already made plans.”

“What kind of plans?” Sakura asked distractedly, more focused on what she was doing to Ino then what her teammate was saying. She knew that Naruto could only tale so much of this before he rushed out of the house with an insistent problem to take care of. It was the easiest way to deter him from asking anymore questions. “You already told us not to plan any parties.” The pink haired girl pulled one side of Ino’s down, latching onto a nipple and leaning forward so Naruto’s couldn’t see what she was doing.

“I know, but…”

“Sakura!” Ino gasped, fingers digging into the blankets, and fully aware of the pink haired girl’s intent. Naruto made a strangled sound in his throat before spinning on his heel, wrenching the sliding door open and closed in one smooth movement. The two girls’ could hear his heavy breaths from the other side of the door.

“Dammit, I said no parties!” He whined, stomping his foot lie a small child.

“We’re inviting you two to dinner that night. We won’t plan any parties, but we do want you to come and eat with us.” The pink haired girl smirked around Ino’s breast, knowing she had persuaded him. The blonde ninja’s groan of acquiesce was her sign. “All right, then. We’d better see you there!”

They heard Naruto’s heavy footsteps all the way down the stairs.

“You play dirty, Sakura.” Ino murmured, before grabbing a fistful of her companion’s hair and pulling her into a searing kiss. Naruto was so easy to manipulate, especially when you knew his weaknesses.

Naruto shifted nervously on his feet two days later, thinking about how he could break the news to Sasuke that Sakura and Ino expected them for dinner that night. The bastard was currently in the shower, leaving his blonde companion alone to wallow in self-disgust and fear. Naruto couldn’t believe she had gotten him that easily, with just a few kisses and touches. It was ridiculous.

Sasuke was right to call him a dumbass.

When the shower finally turned off, Naruto stopped pacing and watched the door with nervous energy running through his body. He knew Sasuke hated parties, but what would he say to having dinner with their two closest friends? Of course, there was still the possibility that a surprise party was hanging in the wings.

But he was afraid of Sakura.

Naruto jumped as soft hands-wrinkled from the shower-cupped his cheeks and Sasuke’s smooth, deep voice rang in his ears, asking if there was something wrong. The blonde shook his head shortly, placing his hands over Sasuke’s and taking a calming breath.

“Sakura and Ino are expecting us for dinner tonight.”

Sasuke smirked, “I figured it was something like that. What’d she do to convince you? Molest Ino with you in the room?” The brunette moved over towards the closet, not surprised when his moron blushed like a schoolgirl and nodded guiltily. It was his own fault for falling into the pink haired girl’s trap. Sasuke reached into the darkness that was his closet, pulling out a soft, black, button-up, and a pair of dress pants fit for a dinner date. Naruto squawked from behind him.

“You actually want to go?” The blonde asked, making his way over to Sasuke and wrapping his arms around the brunette’s thin waist, placing his head against Sasuke’s back and inhaling his clean scent. “It could be a party in disguise, you know?”

“If we don’t go, she’ll just hunt us down.” Sasuke murmured distractedly, too content to tell Naruto to let go so he could get ready. He moved over to his dresser, with Naruto still attached, and pulled open one of the drawers, pulling out a pair of black boxers. He let his towel fall to the floor, ignoring Naruto’s appreciative whistle, then pulled his boxers on. The blonde reluctantly let go, sitting himself on Sasuke bed and watching the taller boy put the rest of his clothes on. Naruto was still dressed in his favorite orange and black attire, which Sasuke looked at with obvious disgust. “You’re not wearing that to dinner.” The brunette murmured, pulling his moron up by the arm and guiding him towards the closet. Naruto was a few inches shorter than he was, but Sasuke was sure he could find something for the fashionably inept ninja to wear. He managed to fish out a pair of dark jeans that were too small for him, and a blood red, T-shirt that was also too small. He pushed the clothes into Naruto’s arms, and motioned for him to change.

As he expected, the clothes were a perfect fit. And Naruto looked damned sexy, if he didn’t say so himself.

“You look fucking delicious.” Sasuke whispered, grabbing the blonde around the waist, and pulling him closer. Their lips met softly despite the heat coiling tightly in their bellies from Sasuke’s quiet admission. “Let’s get this over with quickly so we can come home, and you can give me my birthday present.”

Naruto shivered in Sasuke’s arms, feeling the raw lust running off the bastard in waves. He reluctantly pushed the brunette away, and headed towards the stairs with Sasuke following close behind.

Naruto fidgeted as they finally reached Sakura’s house, and Sasuke reached up to ring the doorbell. It took a few minutes to answer the door, dressed in a form fitting pink dress with her blonde lover peeking over her shoulder, dressed in the same exact dress although it was purple. Naruto whistled as he hugged them both, and pulled Sasuke into the house.

“You two look just as good as us tonight.” Ino teased, leaning against her girlfriend’s side and taking in the moment before everything went into chaos. Naruto seemed on edge, as his eyes darted around the living room like he expected someone to jump out and yell surprise. She wasn’t surprised in the slightest.

“I believe the moron said no parties.” Sasuke murmured, his sharingan activated and seeking out every person hiding in the room. There were a dozen groans and curses before all of them came out from their hiding places, scowling. Naruto slapped his forehead, and glared at the two girls heatedly.

“Now that you’re here, you might as well stay.” Sakura smiled, taking Ino’s hand and leading her away from the two fuming teens before they did something drastic. “There’s food and alcohol in the kitchen. Help yourselves.” The two girls disappeared into the growing crowd, which had started moving to the music suddenly pounding in the air. Naruto sighed and looked over at Sasuke, almost afraid to ask him if he was okay with just staying for a while. The Uchiha just shook his head before moving through the crowd, leaving his blonde lover behind, and ignoring the wishes of a happy birthday.

Naruto frowned, knowing exactly where Sasuke was headed. Dammit, he needed a drink just to stop himself from freaking out. Sighing, he made his way through the crowd, and towards the kitchen. By the time he got there, Sasuke was already pouring himself a glass of Vodka and glaring at the girl standing across from him. The blonde poured himself a glass of Vodka, leaning against Sasuke’s side as they both silently sipped at their drinks.

“…Do you want to stay?” Sasuke eventually asked, obviously not happy about the idea. Naruto nodded reluctantly, afraid of making Sasuke even angrier than he already was. He was surprised when his bastard of a boyfriend just sighed and drank a little more of the alcoholic beverage in his hand. “We’ll stay for a while, then we’ll leave and you can give me your present.” The brunette downed the rest of his drink before pouring himself another, intent on getting hammered before the night was over.

“You wouldn’t be willing to dance, would you?” Naruto grinned, already knowing Sasuke’s answer. He shrugged when he got a no, and wandered out into the crowd with Sasuke still sitting in the kitchen pouring drink after drink. Screw the bastard if he didn’t want to have a good time. Naruto lived for parties.

He eventually found Sakura and Ino, who had immediately begged him to dance. He ended up sandwiched between them; Ino behind him, her hands laced with Sakura’s, who was in front of him. He had his hands on her hips, as both girls’ ground against him in an obviously sexual way, although he knew from experience that they were only doing it to keep his mind off of his broody bastard.

“He’ll eventually get bored and come looking for you!” Sakura yelled over the music, twisting in his arms so she was facing him. “Maybe he’ll dance like this with you!”

“Fuck, I wish!” Naruto yelled back, pulling her closer, grinning at the thoughts swimming in his head. As if Sasuke would ask him to dance. Not in a million years. Not even if he was drunk.

“Hands off!” A voice yelled in his ear, before he was yanked out of Sakura and Ino’s hold, into a pair of familiar, strong arms. Hands went down to grasp his hips, moving them to the music, and against another pair of hips. Naruto let his hands come to rest on Sasuke’s biceps, grinning up at him.

“It’s about time you asked me to dance!” He yelled over the music, glancing over at the two girls dancing next to them. He flashed them a thumbs up before really getting into the music, and grinding back against Sasuke in time with the beat. The brunette smirked before ducking his head to capture the blonde’s lips, the taste of Vodka strong in his mouth.

“I couldn’t let them touch you like that! That’s my job!” Sasuke yelled, and Naruto could hear the possessiveness in his voice. The blonde smoothed his hands down the taller boy’s arms, burying his face in the crook of Sasuke’s neck and drowning in the feeling of the music and the warm bodies pressing all around him. He was focused on the way Sasuke moved with him to the music, the feeling of his hands on his waist, guiding the way his hips moved. It was like when they made love, and Sasuke would let him be on top, simply riding him while the brunette held his hips for a deeper penetration.

Naruto ran a hand up to Sasuke’s neck, fisting the soft hair at his nape, and pulled his head down so he could kiss him. Arousal was running through his veins as Sasuke moved against him, creating an unbearable yet delicious friction between them. He moaned when the brunette ‘s tongue delved into his mouth, mapping everything out like it was their first time all over again. The warm hand on his hips shifted south, softly gripping his bottom and helping the brunette get a better angle that had both of them gasping in pleasure.

Somewhere in the back of Naruto’s mind, he knew Sasuke was too reserved to do anything this out-of-character, and the blonde was ready to blame his actions on the Vodka he’d been drinking since he got there. But his frazzled brain couldn’t get around that fact as Sasuke started trailing kisses down his neck, throwing in love bites randomly so Naruto didn’t know what to expect. He knew people were starting to notice; he could feel their eyes burning holes into the back of his head.

The music stopped abruptly, making Sasuke pull away to scowl at the cause of the interruption. Sakura and Ino were standing by the stereo, motion for the crowd to get closer.

“Sasuke! It’s present time!” Ino sang, holding up a brightly wrapped package. Naruto nudged him with his hand before lacing their fingers together and pulling Sasuke towards the front of the room. The blonde blushed, hearing snickers amongst the crowd, no doubt laughing at the blossoming red mark on his neck. Naruto pushed Sasuke onto the couch, and took a seat on the floor next to the brunette’s feet. The shiny, brightly wrapped package in Ino’s hands was shoved into Sasuke’s lap. “Open this one first!” She giggled, leaning against Sakura and waiting for Sasuke to stop glaring at the present like it would kill him.

The Uchiha unwrapped the package and looked around the room at all of the expectant faces.

“This one is from Sakura and me.” Ino smirked, watching his eyes as he finally lifted the flap of the box. It was a pair of handcuffs, painted with orange, black, and blue spikes, a tiny fox on one cuff and a snake on the other. Sasuke felt a hitch in his chest and tried to hide his fondness for the item as he looked up and nodded at the two girls. The handcuffs were obviously a sign of his and Naruto’s relationship, twisted together for the rest of their lives. “Use it well, Sasuke.” Ino winked, looking over at Naruto and waggling her eyebrows. It only caused Naruto to blush and looked away.

Another present was shoved into Sasuke’s arms, this time from the ex ROOTS member that Sasuke still hated. Sai gave him a sincere, almost Uchiha-like smirk before motioning for him to open it. The Uchiha raised a suspicious eyebrow as he pulled off the wrapping paper, then peeked under the lid of the box.

“What the hell is this for?” Sasuke asked darkly, refusing to pull the item out of the box for the whole world to see. He glared at Sai, knowing what the older ninja was trying to get at. “Oi, moron, I think this is for you.” The Uchiha murmured, passing the box over to his blonde lover with a smirk. Naruto took the box reluctantly, glancing up at Sai as he lifted the lid off of Sasuke’s present. Nestled inside was a bright orange vibrator, the Uchiha fan smack dab in the middle. The blonde blushed and put the lid back on the box, refusing to look up as he pushed it off to the side. “Hn. It can keep you company on lonely missions, and when I’m not home.”

A couple of the party guests groaned, having heard more than they ever wanted to. Sasuke was almost eager to open his next present, if it was going to make his moron blush that prettily again.

The party finally wound down, and people started to file out of the house slowly. Naruto and Sasuke were some of the few people to leave last, arms full of presents from the guests. Sakura and Ino walked them to the door, knowing on some level that Sasuke had actually enjoyed their little surprise party.

“Happy birthday, Sasuke!” Both girls chanted, leaning against each other and waving the two boys away. Naruto waved back enthusiastically, promising to visit more so he could interrupt their make-out sessions. It took a couple of minutes for them to reach Sasuke’s house, and a couple more minutes for the brunette to fish his keys out of his pocket in his drunken state, and the fact that his arms were weighed down with boxes. They set them down in the living room, then collapsed onto the couches.

“That party was great.” Naruto grinned, running his fingers through his hair, and dislodging the bits of confetti still in it. Sasuke grunted as if he didn’t agree, and turned to fix Naruto with a curious look.

“Where’s my present, loser?” He asked, voice slightly slurred from the alcohol in his system. Naruto grinned as he pushed himself off of the couch, trailing towards the kitchen and pulling a can of Reddi Whip out of the fridge. He went back into the living room, grabbed Sasuke’s hand, then pulled him up the stairs to the bedroom, where the rest of his “items” were. He pushed Sasuke down onto the bed, set the Reddi Whip on the nightstand, then opened one of the drawers and pulled the lube and a few silky strips of cloth out. Sasuke looked at the items with an eyebrow raised but didn’t ask any questions.

“Get undressed.” Naruto said huskily, placing the lube down on the nightstand along with the Reddi Whip, and twisting the silk ribbons around his fingers as he watched Sasuke stand up, and start stripping out of his clothes. He knew that, if Sasuke weren’t completely drunk off his ass, the Uchiha wouldn’t be listening to him so obediently. When the brunette was standing completely naked in front of him, the blonde ninja pushed him back against the bed, ordering him to lay back against the headboard. Naruto stripped down to his boxers, haphazardly throwing his discarded clothes around the room. He quickly tied Sasuke to the bed using the silk cloth, making sure his ankles and wrists were tight but loose enough where they weren’t cutting off any circulation.

Naruto crawled up onto the bed grabbing the can of Reddi Whip as he settled himself on Sasuke’s thighs. The birthday boy raised his eyebrows in question.

“This is my birthday present?” He asked, watching in amusement as his blonde lover fought to get the cap off of his little “present” of whipped cream. The blonde sprayed a generous amount of the stuff on his palm before smearing it down Sasuke’s chest without answering his question. Sasuke shivered at the feeling of the cool, sugary treat against his overheated skin. Without warning, the blonde’s tongue followed, swiping up the trails of whipped cream in a deliciously sinful way.

“Just lay back and enjoy it, bastard.” Naruto murmured, before licking up another trail and watching Sasuke’s reaction through thick lashes. He watched as Sasuke’s eyes glazed over; watched his fingers clench into loose fists. The blonde smirked as he picked another trail of whipped cream, and bit down on one of the older boy’s nipples. He teased the small nub with the tip of his tongue, then moved to the other one and administered the same treatment. He leaned back to gaze at his handy work, glad to hear Sasuke’s breaths grow ragged, and to see a fine dusting of pink on his cheeks. His eyes dropped lower, over trembling abdominal muscles, all the way down to soft, black curls and Sasuke’s half-hard length.

Naruto sprayed more Reddi Whip into his palm, and wrapped his fingers around Sasuke’s cock, giving it a few, slow strokes until it was standing at full attention. Sasuke groaned as the blonde tightened his fingers, the whipped cream on the moron’s hands making goosebumps erupt all over his body.

“Is it cold?” Naruto teased, leaning down and running his tongue over the tip of his lover’s erection, the taste of pre-cum mixing with the taste of whipped cream. He swallowed around Sasuke’s length, hands going to hold his hips in place before they unintentionally choked him to death. The blonde moved his tongue over the trails of whipped cream, sucking it deeper into his mouth and swallowing it. He could feel the brunette’s thighs shaking from trying to move his legs in the silk ties.

Naruto hummed around Sasuke’s length, pinning the older boy’s hips to the bed even as they jerked up at the delicious vibrations from the blonde’s throat. The Uchiha let out a long whine, tugging at his wrists in a vein attempt to get them free of the silk ties. Naruto smiled around the cock in his mouth, knowing the other boy was too out of it to realize he could get out of those ties by using a simple replacement technique. He too more of Sasuke into his mouth, wanting to make him come at least once before he gave him his next “present”. Oh, he couldn’t wait to hear the bastard scream for mercy.

The blonde sucked harder around Sasuke’s length, moving his tongue along the prominent veins, then dipping his tongue into the slit of his cock. Sasuke let out a strangled sound that kind’ve sounded like his name before coming hard in the blonde’s mouth. Naruto happily swallowed everything he could before pulling away and wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

“Idiot.” Sasuke breathed, blinking the dots out of his eyes as he fought to calm down from his explosive orgasm. The brunette jumped when he felt the ties of his ankle give way, and he was suddenly flipped onto his stomach. He tensed as he felt one of the blonde’s fingers probe at something he’d rather not be probed at. “Oi, what the fuck are you doing?” Sasuke growled, attempting to turn himself back over, but the blonde’s hands kept him in place.

“This is the second part of your present.” Naruto said matter-of-factly, picking up the can of Reddi Whip and spraying some on Sasuke’s ass cheeks, using his fingers to push some of it into Sasuke’s tight opening. The brunette twisted his head around to watch what the blonde was doing, feeling a slow heat spreading from the area the blonde’s fingers were touching, all the way to the tip of his own fingers. He knew exactly what Naruto was about to do, and he wasn’t happy about it.

“Don’t’ you dare.” He growled warningly, sending the younger boy a glare that would’ve set the while house on fire. Naruto ignored his glare as he spread more whipped cream around that one area, then used his fingers to spread the brunette’s cheeks apart. “Naruto, I will fucking kill you if you’re about to do what I think you are.”

The blonde raised a single eyebrow in challenge, daring Sasuke to do something about it, before plunging his tongue into the tight, restricting heat of the brunette’s entrance.

“Fucking shit.” Sasuke groaned, burying his head in his pillow, his hands hanging uselessly in the air. If they weren’t tied to the bedposts, they probably would’ve been fisting the blankets in agony. Now he knew how Naruto felt when he got rimmed. A tongue was a lot more different than a cock, seeing as you could make it as hard or soft as you wanted. It seemed like Naruto was intent on driving him to the brink of insanity tonight. “You call this…a present?! It’s-ah! It’s torture!” The brunette ground out, biting into his pillow to stop himself from screaming. The blonde was going to pay for this. He was going to pay dearly.

Naruto listened as Sasuke tried to keep his cries to a minimum, although it didn’t seem to be working. After playing the uke for so long, Naruto figured it was about time Sasuke got a taste of his own medicine. Literally. The blonde reluctantly pulled his tongue away from that seductive heat, and reached for the tube of lubricant on the nightstand next to the bed. He pulled his boxers off, then coated himself liberally with the unscented gel, then three of his fingers. He slipped one into Sasuke’s entrance, probing until he found the brunette’s prostate.

“I’m going to kill you.” Sasuke hissed, although the threat wasn’t as persuasive with Sasuke moving against his finger almost desperately. The blonde added a second finger with the first, and gave them a sharp twist, making Sasuke stiffen in obvious pain.

“Be a good boy.” Naruto purred, pressing a soft kiss to the base of Sasuke’s spine. He gave his fingers another sharp twist, pushing them in deeper until he was rewarded with a soft whine of pleasure. The blonde grinned as he added a third finger, anticipation making his cock swell like a balloon. He gently pulled his fingers free, nudging Sasuke’s legs further apart with his knees, keeping his hips still with his hands. Naruto wrapped his arms around the other boy’s waist, pulling Sasuke’s bottom back against his straining erection. “Heh. Happy birthday, bastard.” He murmured, before thrusting up into the brunette’s clenching heat, breathing harshly against his spine. Sasuke was so tight around his cock. So tight and hot.

“Fuck…Naruto.” Sasuke grunted, lifting his head to glare at the blonde, pain dancing up his spine. Naruto was going to pay for making him bottom. Fucking birthday. The brunette grit his teeth as Naruto pulled out, then pushed back in slowly, sending hot wisps of breath along his back. The moron’s thighs were pressed against the back of his, and his chest was sliding against his back as Naruto thrusted in and out of him.
He hated to admit that it felt a lot better than he would’ve expected. Sasuke clenched his eyes shut, willing himself to hold on for a few more seconds. Just a few more seconds and he could come as much as he wanted.

Naruto reached around Sasuke and gripped his erection, thrusting deeper into the older boy as he worked his erection. It wasn’t long before the Uchiha came for the second time that night, screaming as his seed splattered over the blonde’s hand, and the blankets under them. Sasuke’s passage constricted around Naruto’s length, forcing his own orgasm out of him, coming hard inside the silken walls milking him for all he was worth. It took a minute for the stars to stop spinning behind his eyelids. When Naruto finally opened his eyes, Sasuke still had his face buried in the pillow, his body still shaking from the aftershocks of his orgasm. Wordlessly, Naruto leaned forward and undid the ties, before carefully pulling himself out of Sasuke’s body. The brunette lay there for a few minutes, still trying to catch his breath. Naruto was starting to get worried.

“You okay, bastard?” The blonde asked, putting a hand on his shoulder and shaking him a little. A dark eye appeared over a pale shoulder, and Naruto shivered at the glare he was given.

“As soon as my ass stops hurting, I’m going to castrate you.” Sasuke winced as he rolled himself over, smacking the younger boy in the head for good measure. Naruto frowned as he rubbed the abused spot.

“Admit it. You enjoyed it.” He said smugly, lifting one of Sasuke’s arms, then slinging it around his waist, ignoring the wet spot he happened to be laying in. He rested his cheek against Sasuke’s chest, and drew tiny, swirly patterns on his skin, When Sasuke finally spoke, his voice was filled with murderous intent.

“I’m going to get you back eventually. I’m too drunk and tired to do it now.”

“Yeah, if you don’t forget first.”

“Hn.” Sasuke let out a soft yawn as he pulled the idiot closer to his chest, refusing to admit that he had liked the blonde’s present to him. But in October, when it was his birthday, you’d better believe there was gong to be hell to pay. As the brunette’ drifted off to sleep, he felt Naruto press a soft kiss against his chest.

“Happy birthday, Sasuke. I love you.”



A/N: Ha! There it is, folks. Sasuke’s birthday present. Who wants cake? XD Review?