Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Relationship Skills ❯ Chapter 1

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Relationship Skills

Of course, all action and no sex education make ninjas a very horny group of people.

Recap: Kakashi's has been a somewhat new uncle. Taki had four suitors (Shino, Sasuke, Neji, and Itachi) and a woman named Akamori Shiori appears. Taki's being stalked by numerous people and she has a blind woman's eye that works. Shiori is really an Oinin, shinobi hunter, and catches Taki's Akuma in her closet in Parenting Skills.

I'm trying for a little more drama in Taki's life so later on in the chapters you'll be saying `wtf' and stuff. So…yea I hope it's a good one.

Now all we need to do is get Neji to be well…more romantic like in all those other fanfics with Tenten you know. So this is the brand new reason for part deux. Yippers

After Neji let Taki get some air before the next onslaught of kisses. Taki pushed him back.

“Ha, wait Neji. I phew…still need to go see uncle. The back of my clothes is getting wet,” she breathed out leaning on his shoulder, “You should've picked a better place that wasn't in the rain. Now you owe me some new clothes.”

Neji pushed back the wet hair from his face. Can you say sex god? (XD) He could of have been in one of those Herbal Essence commercial and made millions. His white dress shirt was soaking through and…you can picture and drool here.

Neji looked at her attire it was rather eye-catching, wooden getas, dark green leg warmers with a lighter green knee socks underneath, basically the green pastel version of Temari's clothes, I'm too lazy to think of anything.

“Not cold?” he rubbed her arms.

Taki smirked and push his hands away, “Quit trying to feel me up,” she turned her head to the little café, “Back to the agenda. Reunite with uncle. I need my umbrella.”

In a flash, Neji appeared with two umbrellas. A red one and another one with happy faces printed all over.

“Which one?”

Taki pointed to the red one while he vanished to put the other one away and then reappeared again. Taki shook her head.

“Oh, now we use an umbrella huh?” she opened it up and he took it from her hands.

“I need to go training for a bit. Then you can see your uncle.”

“Your wish is my command,” she rolled her eyes.

“Neji who is uh…this?” Tenten checked out Taki up and down.

She loosely crossed her arms with a swinging kunai in one hand. Looking quite oppressive at the moment.

“Tenten. Hatake Taki and vice versa,” Neji introduced blandly returning to his emotionless self.

“Nice to meet'cha Tenten,” Taki stuck out her hand to her.

Tenten didn't offer her hand staying where she was at and just continued staring. Taki slowly withdrew her hand.

“Hello.” `And what the hell are you doing hanging all over Neji?' Tenten thought.

Neji missed this cause his back was turned to them and he was fixing the wraps on his arm.

The full on disapproval stare of Tenten intensified when she noticed the two colors of colors of her eyes. Taki blinked back Tenten's wicked aura. Her left eye moved slightly out of place. Tenten caught that and felt a chill down her spine.

Tenten looked towards Neji, “Ready Neji?” Tenten ignored Taki after this.

“Yeah,” he turned around again.

Taki looked back and forth between them. She felt out of place and just scooted up a nearby tree and sat down. She studied Tenten with her white eye.

`So this is Neji's training partner? She looks cute…maybe a little too cute. They probably dated and now are just really good friends. And Tenten's just being overprotective,' she convinced herself that Tenten was a good person. Really.

The battle was intense as all of their spars are. But somehow Tenten's many weapons of doom were deflected by Neji and aimed towards Taki. Neji didn't do this intentionally, he didn't notice anyway, but Tenten did and used that to her advantage. Taki got out of the way and almost tripped on Tenten's makabishis on the floor.

`Very protective,' Taki thought, `like a panda mom,' she smiled and dodged the next reflected weapons, `Too bad her chakra isn't so high.'

More or less, everyone got their workout done. Taki hopped down to them.

“Both of you got some nice moves but I hope you guys don't get sick tomorrow.”

“I'll be fine,” Tenten rolled her neck.

“Hopefully Neji is now finished? I have to meet with Uncle,” Taki popped her umbrella open again and walked off. “Ciao.”

“Uncle! I'm home and here to stay!” she yelled out when she banged the door open. He should really put in a new lock.

Taki could hear the pages flipping in the kitchen. She hopped out of her getas and ran in there.

“Taki! Oof,” Kakashi nearly fell over catching Taki.

“You grown Uncle!” she beamed at him. “Did your hair get whiter?”

“Those are supposed to be my lines,” he smiled under his mask. “I see you're not short any more. That's good. I don't have to look all the way down.”

“Ha ha. Not funny. Where's Shiori-san?” she asked.

“She went to her bakery.”

Taki nodded in understanding.

“Uncle still needs to teach me a new move,” she rocked back on her heels.

His brow rose, “Since when?”

“Since I left duh. Geez Uncle you're getting old.”

“I'm back with dinner,” Shiori called out.

Taki plopped down in a chair waiting.

“Taki?”

Taki stopped her chopstick from entering her mouth and looked at her.

“You're going to be starting school next wee-”

Taki interrupted, “School? What do I need that for? You're not going to teach me?” what a downer.

“Not anymore. You need to take some classes. Make friends…” Shiori drifted off.

“Oh yeah, I forgot all about them,” she stuffed her face; “Unk, choo kno hoover be in my class?” she talked with her mouth filled.

“Since Iruka didn't know anything about SexEd, it was canceled last year. So the students that year had to wait a full year to find a new teacher.” Shiori answered for him.

“So…Neji's in my class? Neji's in my class! Yahoo!” she jabbed her chopstick in the air, “…I mean cool. Cool,” Taki lowered her excitement to level five and kept on eating.

There was a knock at the door, they all looked at each other waiting for one of the other to answer it, and Taki sighed and set her fork down.

“Hi I'm trying to eat my food here so make it quick,” she opened the door while saying.

“You are cute!” “She doesn't look that bad.” “Hurry! Hurry! Or we won't have time to do our makeovers!”

Four cheery girls crowded around her, Taki still puzzled, and one holding up a camera up to her eye, “Say origami!”

“Origami!” Taki joined in and smiled.

“That's great! Okay now one by herself,” the one holding the camera said.

The crowd moved out of the way and then saw the door closed.

“Who was that?”

“Some crazy girls,” she was just beginning to sit down when a whole bunch of knocks came. She opened it again, “What do you want? I'm still hungry.”

“Why we're the cool girls of Konoha. We've come to welcome you home,” Sakura said.

“Hmm right.”

“And bring you to our sleepover. Like a welcome back home slash party slash sleepover!” Ino added.

Taki did not do sleepovers especially sleepovers at strangers' houses. She was going to back up and close the door again but Shiori and Kakashi were behind her. Finally maybe they could shoo them away from her and let her finish her dinner.

“Sakura finally you're here,” Kakashi said. He pushed Taki back out again and handed a bag to one of the girls.

“Don't get into too much trouble Taki,” Shiori said closing the door, with her outside!

`Traitors.' And was pulled along by the mass of chatty girls around her. She mentally cried, her food was getting cold.

Well that's chapter one.