Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Relationship Skills ❯ Pluck Rhymes with Duck ( Chapter 3 )

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Relationship Skills

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Pluck rhymes with Duck

No no no! Is this written in the script? Whoever thought of this, keep going Sasuke! The first thing Taki thought was `And I thought he didn't like me.' The second thought was `Hmm when did he learn to kiss this good?' And third `Oh crap Neji,' before pushing him off. “No we can't do this. Neji's going to be pissed, I should be pissed, and he's going to kill both of us if he comes here! Are you listening?”

Apparently not, Sasuke was roaming his hands all over and smelling her hair. A box fell over, she froze.

“Don't worry the poltergeist can't get me. My white eyes will protect me,” Neji said faltering over a hangar. “Taki see that ghost come by? I need to give him a spanking,” he didn't notice Sasuke's hands on her at all.

“The ghost went that way,” Taki pointed up.

“Damn ghost if it wasn't for that stupid dog,” Neji muttered away.

Taki sighed and started to get out of the closet. She turned around, “Sasuke?”

Sasuke's eyes were closed brows innocently raised up.

“You're going to get a real beating if you don't take your hand off my butt.”

He removed his perverted hand away, “Hey you are wearing panties,” she grabbed his hand and pulled him along outside the closet.

All the guys were sitting on the couch drinking; they looked over Sasuke's face, green lips smeared, hair wild, and they cheered.

“Finally you got laid! Let's celebrate,” Chouji said between handfuls of crackers.

One of them put a cup in her hand and filled it with sake. She was squished right in between Neji and Sasuke.

“You guys are wasted and where did your shirts go? I'm not going under the influence of drinking tonight. Even though it is a special occasion,” Taki crossed her arms and looked away from all the hot testosterone in the room.

“You're gonna leave us out of kompai?” Kiba sadly asked, he was already cladding in his underwear.

Hmm, she was still thinking about it. Until the perfect idea came out. “I will kompai if I get a picture of all of you.”

They clinked cups, “Kompai!”

`Hehehe excellent,' Taki slapped Sasuke's arm off of her thigh.

The next morning everyone was moaning, groaning or still passed out somewhere about the room.

“Damn next time plum wine,” Sasuke grumbled.

“Dude what's that thing on your head?”

Sasuke touched the top of his head. It was soft and plushy. He pulled it off; it was yellow, “A headband?” Sasuke stretched it out.

“That's a tube top,” Kiba walked in eating a bowl of cocoa puffs, “Where'd you find that?”

“Uh,” he looked around for a less perverted answer, “T a k i?” he said very slowly.

“Taki? Awesome!” Kiba cheered, “Wait. Who's Taki?”

`Oh crap. I promised, I hope Neji didn't hear that,' Sasuke glanced under the table. He was still knocked out. Good. “The poltergeist in the closet,” he merely said.

“Hey you're back! What time did you get back? You were out pretty late. Have any trouble?” Sakura said in her pink robe wrapped around her pink blanket. Pink is so overused now.

Taki sighed slouching on the chair and halfway lying on Sakura's dresser; she was still in the black suit, “I got back five forty one. They just wouldn't stop drinking. I don't want to think about it right now.”

“Went bad huh?” Ino stretched in her sleeping bag. “It's okay if you couldn't get one. The point was you went over there and tried. Not like the other girls who couldn't even get through the door without getting noticed.”

“I took some but I can't remember if I turned the camera on or not because I've been lacking from hunger all night.”

“Well we'll stop by the photo hut and then-”

The twins were awake. Meilin stood up and determinedly said, “Shopping.”

The five girls dropped off the film and showed Taki Konoha's shopping district. Course she had no money on her, that didn't stop the other girls from buying anything. Three hours later, bags filled their hands and they stopped to get something to eat.

“Ahh much better. It's a good thing I ditc-” Sakura stopped, “What time is it?”

“Eleven seven,” Yasumi looked at her watch, “You're late.”

“Oh crap! I am late!” Sakura slammed some bills on the table, picked up her bags, and ran home.

“What's she late for?”

“Her training with Tsunade-sensei.”

“You mean that old woman trying to look young with the huge?” she motioned her hands cupping a few feet away from her own chest.

The others laughed, “Taki true as it is. Don't say that in front of her face. She'll throw buck wild punishments at you,” Ino tried drinking her drink without laughing. “Wait. Eleven seven? Damn, I gotta go too. Watching the flower shop sucks. Bye,” she jammed out of there.

Taki looked at the twins, “You guys gonna leave too?”

“Yep, have to get started on making your card. You'll be on high demand in a couple of days.”

“High demand for me?”

“You didn't notice the looks you were getting while we strolled through the district. Guys are certainly going to buy your card,” Yasumi stood up, “And that means more money for me.”

Meilin shook Taki's hand and held it, “It's a good thing to keep my rivals closer, don't you think?”

Taki regarded her words, “If you think I'm somebody to rival with, a threat. So be it,” she shook her hand, “Even though you are safely secured with his ring on your finger. I'll make him think twice about marrying you,” she beamed.

Taki watched them leave, `How did Shino ever agree to marry her?' she got up too. No use staying here she could be fixing up her room since she never started yesterday.

A group of guys stopped talking and watched her push her chair in. She seemed very familiar. Her spidey senses were tingling and turned around.

“Howdy,” she didn't see any remembrance about her in their eyes. But she did saw the effects of their drinking last night. Perfect. “Hey Neji,” she latched onto his arm and kept walking.

The others followed; they had nothing else to do, trying to clear up their drunken state.

“We're going to be in the same class together. I don't know what class it is yet so-”

“Hey who are you? Never seen you around before,” Kiba walked beside her.

“I'm Shiitake with two I's.”

Neji and Sasuke eyed her in question. Shikamaru and Shino didn't care about their conversation at all. If there was one thing about Taki that you should know, it's that she's a very good liar.

“Like the mushroom, I get it…so…how do you know this fool?”

“We go way back. Where you guys headed?”

“Nowhere in particular, we were going to go train. Want to tag along? Maybe we could spar one on one?” his cheesy grin was too greasy she stopped looking at him.

Taki let go of Neji's arm, they all stopped with her, “Sorry, can't. I have to go get something,” she thumbed the opposite direction.

“I'll come too,” Neji stepped forward.

“No! No you don't have to. Go chill with your friends. It's a girl thing,” on which a `girl thing' could mean anything guys don't want to know about.

They turned their backs and walked off. If those cat eyes were correct, Taki looked at the cat looking back at her on top of a windowsill, it should be the right time to get those pictures.

“Looking for something?” someone said.

Her brows rose and glanced to the side of her, “Uchiha.”

“Hatake.”

Sasuke looked forward. It would be a couple of seconds before the guys would notice his disappearance; he hooked his arm in hers and walked the opposite direction.

“What's up?”

“Last night, what happened?”

“The part inside the closet or the part where your clothes were off?”

His brows furrowed, “Both.”

Taki was gathering her thoughts, enough to satisfy him and leave out the scenes that she could bribe people with, “I found you, Shika, and Neji in the closet. You guys were already drunk. We went back into the closet and took pictures.”

“Pictures?” his grip tightened, “It had better be not embarrassing.”

“That's the reason I came over, an evil cult made me do it. Well I didn't have to, but it sounded fun so then Neji comes in saying something about ghosts and Shika screaming. Then when you guys were all in one room, you and everyone else started taking off their clothes and mack on each other. I took more pictures and then left all of you fell asleep.”

Impossible and downright disturbing. It couldn't of happened. Yeah it couldn't be, she was lying.

“SoI'm assuming they're allembarrassing?”

“Probably. I'm going to the photo hut right now to get them.”

Sasuke picked up the pace.

“Why are you in such a hurry? No one's stalking us,” she checked behind them just in case, nothing but fan girl glares but that was it.

“Welcome!” a girl turned around. She started blushing when she saw Sasuke.

Sasuke ignored her tomato face and said, “We've come to pick up some photos.”

“Oh yes yes,” the hearts was still in her eyes. She couldn't look away opening a drawer, “Name?” she breathed out.

They both rolled their eyes.

“Hatake Taki.”

The employee looked as fast as she could, just in case she was dreaming, and held it out. Sasuke snatched it easily. Taki plucked it out of his fingers; she's the one that took the pictures. Frowning at each other, he took it back and walked out the door.

“Ah. Wait a minute you-!” Taki puffed and threw some cash on the counter and ran out.

He was about to pull out the first one! Taki threw smoke bombs at his feet and easily picked it out of his hands and hid in a bookstore. The fat nerdy guy behind the counter shushed at her when she was breathing too loudly.

Taki ignored him and walked to the middle isle. She crouched down and breathed out a sigh of relief. It was absolutely vital that she gets the most mortifying pictures out of here; where in some circumstances bribing can be an option or when she needs money.

Taki opened the flap and counted them. She smacked her forehead and cursed softly, “Kuso, kuso, kuso! He has one,” she searched through it again and groaned. It was one of the ones they took in the closet!

She took out ten and looked around. She couldn't carry it without Sasuke or the cult asking for them. A book! She could hide it in a book. But which one? She was in the children's section. Damn, kids usually pick everything at random. Which means her book might be bought or misplaced.

Okay forget that idea. Here comes another good idea. The bottom shelf was pretty low no one would look underneath the bookshelf on top of it. And it just so happens that there was a kid chewing gum watching her. She stuck her hand out, “Gum.”

He put his hands out saying he had none left. Taki pointed to the one in his mouth. He blew a bubble, it popped, spit it in her hand, eww forget the boy's germs, and ran off.

Separating the huge wad of gum, Taki easily stuck them to the back of the pictures and pushed up on the second to the last shelf. It will stick! Done on time. The doorbell tinkled, Taki remembered Sasuke's chakra color from yesterday, and saw his dark blue body come over to block her only exit.

“You know you look very scary from this point of view.”

“Hand them over.”

Taki defeated and cornered, took out a book and handed it to him. `Duck Princess,' and slipped by him. She managed to get out of the store. But he was right in front of her now.

His blank look on her, “You're making this very troublesome you know.”

Taki pouted and then shoved it under her shirt, “Why don't you get `em then?” she confidently stood closer to him. “I'm sure you'll be happy once I start screaming.”

Yeah this is chapter three? Four. It's three I think. Ciao.