Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Risque Redux: A Side Story ❯ Chapter 3

Disclaimer: Same as usual. Me no own.

A/N: So here's the third drabble…the fourth is coming along…slowly. Thanks to Yuen-chan, Yaoilover, Dark Mimiru, and Yum for the comments. I do have one request though, and I hope nobody minds; can 'update soon!' be left out of the reviews? I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but I'm stressed right now with finals and everything, and every time I see 'update soon!', it sounds more and more demanding. I feel as if I'm being forced to write, and that's making me tired and weary.

On another note, yep, I will still continue the drabbles until I run out of ideas or Moe stops inspiring me. Also, thanks to that person who reminded me about the bag of goodies. <cough>. I need to go back to that in the fourth drabble. And don't worry, Moe. I'll be happy to slap you silly. ;-)

"That's very cute," Kakashi commented from his upside down position. Jiraiya just snickered next to him, a broad leer threatening to appear.

"Cute? Oh yes. Isn't it cute that our new member is such a quick learner? Not a day has passed and already he's gotten into Naruto's pants."

"He's always been an overachiever, that Sasuke," Kakashi nodded in perfect agreement. It wasn't often they agreed on anything other than the Pervert Hood.

"I wonder..."

Tilting his head a little, Kakashi eyed the two cuddling figures on Sasuke's cosy bed. They were sleeping soundlessly when Kakashi and Jiraiya had arrived at Sasuke's apartment, and remained so while Kakashi and Jiraiya spied on them. A part of him disapproved of their nonchalance and disparity as future Shinobi -- no one person should be so casual (especially) during their most unguarded hours, but another part of him was cheering; after all, he and Jiraiya were very skilled Shinobi -- wasn't it reasonable that Sasuke wouldn't be aware of their spying? Naruto, on the other hand, Kakashi wasn't too concerned about. Naruto wasn't the most alert of his students though he definitely had the most Chakra; he had no doubt if a problematic situation arose Naruto would simply blast away his attackers.

And perhaps, another, by far the largest, part of him was silently cheering and egging on his students. No sensei should be so interfering in his students' love lives but Kakashi had long since discarded the boundary of privacy when it concerned Sasuke and Naruto. Their relationship had been as obvious as Kakashi's love for his books, and most likely just as heated. He hid a smile.

"Think we should wait for them to wake up?" Jiraiya asked, scratching his head a little.

Kakashi shrugged.

"If you don't mind the boredom."

"Well, if it gets too stale I'll just wake them up." Kakashi didn't have to look at his fellow Pervert to know that Jiraiya was rubbing his hands in glee.

"That'll teach Naruto," he muttered under his breath, and Kakashi had to raise an eyebrow.

"Something I should know about?" Kakashi asked.

"No, but I'll tell you anyway. That brat had the nerve to accuse me of spying on him! As if. I don't go for that sort of thing, you know."

Nodding sympathetically, Kakashi turned his attention away from Jiraiya's incensed mumbling and focussed it back on the two on the bed. Sasuke had been burrowing further and further into Naruto's neck, pressing his face so deeply that Kakashi wondered if Naruto would find an imprint once he woke up. Not that Naruto minded much, Kakashi smiled underneath his mask, from the way he was snuggling back like he had found the perfect teddy to wrap around at last. He thought they were very cute.

If Kakashi had blinked just then, he would have missed the tiny pebble that flew right through the slitted window that somehow Jiraiya had opened, and bounced on Sasuke's forehead.

He heard whispered curses from Jiraiya's corner, "Damn. Missed," and watched with increasing amusement as Sasuke woke with a start and rubbed his head in confusion. Even more entertaining was the way Sasuke had stilled once he discovered company beside him, and the horrified expression that replaced his usual tough-as-nails sneer. It was an absolute riot, watching Sasuke turn slowly towards Naruto, panicking upon seeing the familiar face of face, and then, in a shocking turn of events, kick Naruto right off the bed.

"Uhh! You jerk -- what the hell?!" Naruto began his outraged rant, only to stop in puzzlement as Sasuke disappeared right into the bathroom. He got up, rubbing his behind angrily, and stomped his way there himself. He began banging on the door incessantly with both fists.

"You bastard! What the hell did you do that for?! What? You can't share your bed properly? I'm not goddamn sleeping with you again, you hear me!" Naruto wasn't quite yelling, but to Kakashi, he might as well as have yelled at the top of his lungs; it was that loud.

He winced, but most of his control was spent in holding back peals of laughter. Jiraiya was suffering the same ailment next to him as his shoulders shook.

"Poor Sasuke. How's he gonna get into Naruto's pants now?" Jiraiya snickered.

Kakashi shrugged. "What makes you think Naruto won't give in first and rip Sasuke's clothes off?"

Jiraiya twitched slightly.

"I didn't need that image."

Kakashi just shrugged again as Naruto yelled about beds and bastards and bastards who were stupid jerks for not sharing their beds properly.