Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 2 ( Chapter 2 )

 

 

A Little Intro

 

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

 

Everyone was already at the bridge waiting for Kakashi to show up

 

Naruto: why is he late its like almost lunch time

 

Sasuke: *resisting the urge to hit him* will you shut up already he's late everyday so get used to it ><#

 

Naruto: no… and also we all can't be emo -.- and antisocial

 

Sasuke: Touché <_<

 

*puff of smoke forms with a coughing Kakashi*

 

Kakashi: Dude…*looks around* I got lost in---

 

Naruto/Sakura: LIAR O_O

 

Sasuke: sensei are you stoned >_>…again

 

Naruto/Sakura: I want some/.WTF

(Guess who said which lol)

 

Sasuke/Sakura: WTF o_O

 

Kyuubi: damn it not the crack phase again….o-o*

 

Naruto: dude hand over the stoners gold O_O

 

Kakashi: *shrugs* w/evs *throws bag of pot*

 

Naruto: Yes now to go smoke and eat ramen

 

Sasuke: So that's how he eats 20 bowls of ramen <<

 

Sakura: weren't you in the P.R.A group

 

Naruto: no I quit, they made my addiction worse by……telling me to quit ><#

 

Sakura: o_o# wow idiot

 

Kakashi: *coughs* soooo….yeah I'm hungry OuO lets go get food….and perverted books ^o^

 

Meanwhile in the Happy Rainbow Lair

AKA Orochimaru Lair

 

Kabuto: *runs into dark scary room and trips* Damn it knew I shouldn't have watched Scary Movie 2 for running ideas

 

Orochimaru: *sigh* Idiot, now then did you plan my slumber party to lure Sasuke to me ?u?

 

Kabuto: umm about that…he said no but I made something even better to lure Sasuke in

 

Orochimaru: ooohhh is it a way for people to stop calling me Michael Jackson

 

Kabuto: 0-0 ummm no….um anyway I found a way to capture Sasuke-kun

 

Orochimaru: oh ok then what is it…..is it magic ooo no mon---

 

Kabuto: no shut up its this *holds up bottle of pink liquid full of sparkles* it's called Chibi Potion C

 

Orochimaru: ooo ^-^ sparkles…so what's it called ?u?

 

Kabuto: o-o# *sigh* should've been a taxi driver like mother asked, now then this potion turns anyone who comes in contact into a chibi, but if its consumed then the effects are different

 

Orochimaru: and how does that help us get Sasuke ?_?

 

Kabuto: -_-# it helps to make him weak, cute and defenseless with --- hey what the hell O_O

 

Orochimaru: *stole the potion and threw some on Kabuto*

 

Kabuto: *tiny cute chibi form* why did you throw it on me *pouts cutely*

 

Orochimaru: *blinks* OMFG it's…..its sooooo CUTE *glomps him* aww like my Sasu plushy

 

Kabuto: c-can't….breath x_x….wait why do you have a Sasuke plushy ?_?

 

Orochimaru: umm… bye ^-^* *vanishes in smoke*

 

Back In Leaf Town

 

Sasuke: achoo

 

Naruto: you're not blessed

 

Sasuke: Tha --- wait what o-o

 

Sasuke: grr someone's planning to rape you o-o#

 

Sasuke/Naruto: What O_O

 

Sakura: idiot everyone knows if Sasuke sneezes then a fan girl is planning to rape you…and that's my job ><

 

Sasuke: *backs away* O-O WTF is wrong with you girls

 

Random Fan Girl: OMFG SASUKE I LIKES WUV U N STUFF UR TEH SMEX

 

Sasuke/Naruto: O_O…..

 

Sakura: grr damn you fan girl

 

Kakashi: *snaps out of daze* whoa what'd I miss ^_^

 

Thus ends day 2. What will happen next? Will Orochimaru reveal his Sasuke plushy, will Naruto quit crack, will Kabuto loose his mind, and will Kakashi find his? All Revealed in Sasuke Day 3.

TLP: please read and review my story ^-^

 

Sasuke: for the last time no one cares

 

TLP: ^^# *whacks him with hammer* now then

 

Kakashi: why do I have to be the stoner

 

TLP: <_< must I be questioned for everything geez

 

Also P.R.A stands for Pot Ramen Anonyms

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sasuke's Day 2