Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 7 ( Chapter 7 )

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A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 8

Somewhere lost in the Road of life

Orochimaru: so lets go over the plan

Kabuto: what plan, we haven't made a plan. You just want tacos +_+#

Orochimaru: then that's the plan ^_^ get taco's

Kabuto: *sigh* besides thanks to you chasing every squirrel we've gotten lost….good job

Orochimaru: yay I did a good job ^_^ give me my gold sticker

Kabuto…*starts walking* sir hand me the map

Orochimaru: *coloring in a ninja coloring book* huh what map ?_?

Kabuto:…sir you didn't bring the map <_<

Orochimaru: nope ^,^

Kabuto: then what the hell were you reading

Orochimaru: huh oh I was doing a maze ^u^

Kabuto: -.-# *bangs his head on a tree*

With the Hospital in Konoha

Sakura: Tsunade-sama how can we treat patients in this form

Tsunade: hmmm….who cares *tosses clipboard away* we have bigger problems; it seems that our awesome supply of magic has been stolen

Sakura: we have magic supplies ?_?

Tsunade: of course, it was heavily guarded by some group called the Justice League

Sakura: ….

Tsunade: yep the Justice League run by Superman and some other random people ^^

Sakura: ummm yeah *hides the sake* of course it is

Shizune: *kicks down the door* Tsunade we've found the cause. All the ninjas have said they ate at the new Taco stand the day before they turned into chibi's

Tsunade: and…

Shizune: we've tested the tacos and it's the sparkles in the tacos that turned us chibi's

Tsunade: what how OoO

Shizune: the sparkles are actually a potion called Chibi Potion C, sold on eBay for 2 scrolls to a Kabuto

Tsunade: aha so the internet is behind this

Shizune: *sigh* no, Orochimaru is behind this

Tsunade: oh…then he must be stopped

Shizune: yeah…can already see this turn bad…

Tsunade: to the internet ^_^

Shizune: why…

Tsunade: to inform all the ninja's

Shizune: that's…a good idea ^^

On the Ninja Chat Zone

Ramen4Life, Stoned2DaMax, and 2Emo4U have logged in

Ramen4Life: hey dudes….anyone out there

Stoned2DaMax: sups I'm in

2Emo4U: HN…present

Stoned2DaMax: Sasuke stop being so emo

Ramen4Life: anyone know why we have a ninja chat room

2Emo4U: who knows…

PETAChibi, SakeLover, Shizu-Chan, and BadassSharingan have logged in

2Emo4U: Itachi WTH are you doing here

BadassSharingan: got bored ^_^

2Emo4U; grr get off the chat line damn it

PETAChibi: can you 2 stop fighting

Ramen4Life: yea it's annoying…hi Tachi-kun

BadassSharingan: fine, and hey Naru-chan ^,^

2Emo4U: back off my Naru-chan grr

BadassSharingan: hey….shut up

Stoned2DaMax: Naruto what's up with you and Tachi

Ramen4Life: I'll tell you in pm

Stoned2DaMax andRamen4Life have logged off

2Emo4U: WTH is going on between you two

BadassSharingan: none of your business foolish brother

OrowantsurBody and Buto-kun have logged on

OrowantsurBody: SASUKE

2Emo4U: shit…. <-<

OrowantsurBody: COME JOIN ME MY LOVE

Buto-kun: take it off caps lock

OrowantsurBody: oh heh sorry

Stoned2DaMax: why are you two on here

Buto-Kun: were lost in the forest <-<

2Emo4U: then how are you online ?_?

Buto-Kun: laptop in a hut we “found”

Shizu-Chan: you stole the hut…

Buto-Kun:….yeah

SakeLover: well we know you're behind this chibi crisis

FNN: so we have a lead

2Emo4U: who the hell are you

Shizu-Chan: and when did you log on <-<

FNN has logged off

PETAChibi: that….was weird

2Emo4U: that reminds me…Kakashi didn't you log off with Naruto

Stoned2DaMax: huh oh no I'm not Kakashi; I'm just using his name for a bit. He's still with Naruto…wait bye

Stoned2DaMax has logged off

Ramen4Life and Stoned2DaMax have logged in

Ramen4Life: back again

2Emo4U: Tch idiot

OrowantsurBody: hmph Naruto

Ramen4Life: Orochimaru….

Buto-Kun, OrowantsurBody and Ramen4Life have logged off

BadassSharingan: Sasuke watch your TV at 12 pm tomorrow night

2Emo4U: fine

Stoned2DaMax, BadassSharingan, and 2Emo4U have logged off

PETAChibi: crap g2g too

PETAChibi, Shizu-Chan, and SakeLover have logged off

Thus ends Day 8. Who was this FNN person, and why does Itachi want Sasuke to watch TV. All revealed next Time.

TLP: please read and review my story ^^ for the sake of Random News Guy *holds up letter of ransom*

Naruto: why the hell do we have internet and how was the news guy kidnapped

Sasuke: hn who cares

Naruto: I mean really what time period do we reside in that we still live in the forest but have technology and such

Tsunade: question is why do we need a chat room >->

TLP: ERRR stop questioning my story

Sasuke: hn I'm bored

Itachi: heh wanna go at it little brother then come with me

TLP:…. OMG *nose bleeds and faints* x-x

Naruto: oh great look what you've done now >>

Sasuke's Day 8