Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 10 and 11 ( Chapter 11 )

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A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reporter for Fake Ninja News

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 10

Sora: *wandering around* I can't believe I lost my Kew blade *looks at KH manual* and to top it off there nothing about loosing a key blade…only how to get it back from being stolen by the bad guys

Riku: yeah…how do you loose a key blade ?_?

Sora: dude I last had it opening a can of corn, then let it vanish as normal and now it's just gone

Riku: …you used the Key Blade for a can of corn …WTH O_O

In the next Dimension of Emo

AKA Sasuke's House

Sasuke: ok I've analyzed it and have come to the conclusion …that this thing isn't from our dimension

Naruto: a whole day and that's all you came up with…

Kyuubi: wow he sucks

Naruto: I agree voice in my head…now give back the key *snatches it* stupid chibi emo

Kakashi: *giggles* man Tachi was funny yesterday on TV

Sasuke: *glares* shut up both of you

Naruto: *walks away* wonder what I should do with this thing

Kyuubi: I dunnorob banks ^-^

Naruto: umm how about no

Kyuubi: loser…

Back in KH World

Axel: *runs over* yo I have a way for you to get you're key blade back

Sora: OMFG really that's awesome…so how ?_?

Axel: with the help of this guy

Sherlock: Cheerio and all that

Sora:…you're kidding right

Riku: well sorry it was all we could afford

Axel: yeah James Bond was busy

Sherlock:…I'm standing right here you know

Sora: *sigh* fine but he better find my key blade *walks off*

Sherlock: ok then gents let's get started then

Axel: not staying later *runs off*

Riku: b-but…oh fine *twitches*

Sherlock: now let's see we need to leave this dimension, since the key isn't in this one

Riku: and how should we do that -.-

Sherlock: with this *holds up a Dimension Heat Machine* borrowed it from James Bond

Riku: …ok fine let's try it

Sherlock: *starts up machine and opens a gate way* now before w--- O_O

Riku: *already ran in* let's go

Sherlock: the machine takes us to random dimensions …*sigh, grabs machine and goes in*

Back in Konoha

Itachi: hm seems were having disturbances

Kisame: how do you know that

Itachi: huh oh I checked WeLuvDisturb .org updated every 20 seconds

Kisame:…the what ?_?

Itachi: <-<# nothing, anyways things from other animes are getting caught in ours

Kisame: OoO you don't mean…

Itachi: yep this fanfic is becoming a crazy crossover

Kisame: damn it…wait are we supposed to know this

Itachi: *blinks* shit we weren't >-> crap

Kisame: good job now we know and anyone else who heard us

Itachi: good thing no one heard us ^-^

Suddenly a mysterious red headed figure vanishes

(Can you guess who that is ^^)

Somewhere in a forest

Riku: ok where the hell are we ?-?

Sherlock: ummm my anime dimension map says were in the Feudal Era…s we must be in Inuyasha then

Riku: were in the what ?-?

Sherlock: <_< nothing, lets leave before someone sees us

Camera crew: hey you WTH are you doing here

Sherlock: crap

Kagome: you just got in our shot for the battle

Inuyasha: who the hell cares…I mean our entire script is filler just like the entire show

(I love Inuyasha a lot but its true, the entire anime series was all filler, and only the manga was cool)

Kagome: sit boy

Inuyasha: *falls to the ground* ooowwww

Sango: we really should've thought our cast over before we hired a real priestess <_<

Naraku: yo can I take this make up off now

Sesshomaru: *snaps* but you look so fabulous, I mean that eyeliner so brings out your eyes

Everyone:…O_O*

Sesshomaru: anyways ciao dears I've got to go audition for Tyra's next top model ^^ *walks away*

Inuyasha: why does he have to be my brother *sigh*

Riku: <-< right anyways have any of you seen a giant key

Miroku: does it contain jewel shards

Riku: umm no >_>

Kagome: then nope

Sherlock: then we'll be leaving *starts up machine*

Riku: *runs through*

On the Streets of Konoha

Naruto: this thing is kinda heavy …

Kyuubi: weakling *rolls eyes*

Naruto: shut up *sits down* hn *looks at key blade* hey there's a button…it says return to KH

Kyuubi: I wouldn't touch that <-<

Naruto: hmm…I'm gonna push it*pushes button*

In a lash of bright lights made of cookies Naruto is gone.

Thus ends day 10

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A Little Intro

Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.

His Best friend is Naruto Uzamaki, number one awesome ninja

His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said

Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever

Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body

Kabuto brains of the Oro operation

Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober

Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders

Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja

Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head

Random old guy the new Taco Vendor

Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news

And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol

These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha

Thoughts

*Actions*

(Author Talking)

Singing

Kyuubi Talking

------ Someone being cut off

Sasuke's Day 11

Kyuubi:damn it wake up already *growls cutely*

Naruto: *groans* ew where am I and why is there green water everywhere

Kyuubi: you're in your mind idiot

Naruto: *jumps up* holy shit there's a fox in my head

Kyuubi: my name is Kyuubi damn it

Naruto: oh dude you sound like the voices in my head

Kyuubi: <-<# *sigh*

Naruto: OMG you're the Kyuubi no Kitsune or whatever….wait why are you in my head

Kyuubi: cause your bastard father sealed me in his retarded son

Naruto: well ouch…wait so let me get this straight, my father sealed a demon…that attacked our village….into me giving me years of off screen hate and rejection

Kyuubi: huh oh yeah pretty much

Naruto: wow…that just shows how loved I am v-v

Kyuubi: yep ^-^

Naruto:….wait that doesn't explain why the hell my mind has a plumbing issue

Kyuubi: *shrugs* not my issue…its probably cause you have major leaks in your brain…which would explain so much

Naruto: so much about what ?-?

Kyuubi: *sigh* nothing

Naruto: if you're the great demon then why do you look so small *snickers*

Kyuubi: *glares* cause my retard of a host didn't listen to me and ate the freakin taco

Naruto: oh hehe ^^”” so um how do I leave

Kyuubi: oh out the door, down the hall through the yaoi hall and you can't miss the exit

Naruto: *blushes* why the hell is there a yaoi hall ?_?

Kyuubi: cause you love the emo kid

Naruto:…no I don't *walks out the door*

With Sherlock and Riku

Riku: ok where the hell are we now *looks around the random school*

Sherlock: umm to tell the truth I'm not sure *looks at map* it isn't listed on the map

Riku: then we should just leave…things look a bit to real for me <-<

Sherlock: fine *starts up the machine*

Riku: *goes through*

Sherlock: *follows*

Unknown person: yeah they just went through…fine I'll keep you posted *vanishes*

In the world of KH

Naruto: *wakes up with a nose bleed* O_O damn you yaoi hallway *blushes* where the hell am I *looks around* ?_?

Axel: *walking around* man its boring without someone to fight

Naruto: *gets up and grabs the key blade* where should I go <_<

Axel: *blinks* HOLY SHIT it's a key blade user *takes out his chakram weapons* MUST KILL O_O

Kyuubi: we should leave

Naruto: and go where

Kyuubi: any where but here

Naruto: and why should I listen to you, I mean you're the demon who attacked Konoha

Kyuubi: would you believe me if I said I had a change of heart

Naruto: no

Kyuubi: fine touché but I rather not DIE O-O#

Axel: must KILL key blade user *runs towards him shouting*

Naruto: do you hear something ?_?

Kyuubi: were going to die -.-#

Axel: *running towards him in slow motion, still shouting*

Naruto: cause it sounds like slow motion screaming

Kyuubi: OMFG will you just turn around

Naruto: jeez don't need to yell *turns around* damn this thi---HOLY SHIT WTH O_O

With Konoha

Sasuke: where the hell is Naruto

Kiba: can you not yell jeez -.-# now what do want

Sasuke: I want my Naru-chan

Kiba:…Naru-chan ?_?

Sasuke: *rolls eyes* my Naruto-kun

Morgan Freeman: your friend Naruto has vanished from this dimension

Sasuke: O_O Morgan Freeman WTH are you doing here

Morgan: the voice of god, and resident PETANinja

Sasuke:…WTF o_O

With Axel and Naru-chan

Naruto: OMG Axel bro is that you

Axel: *stops running* whoa Naruto…dude it is you only…smaller

Naruto; yea long story

Axel: what are you doing here…and why do you have a key blade ?_?

Naruto: oh um yeah this thing just appeared in Konoha an---

Sora: MY KEY BLADE O_O give it BACK *tackles Naruto*

Axel: holy shit yaoi

Naruto/Sora: I only love Sasuke/Riku

Axel:….yeah <-<

Sora: who are you and why do you have my key blade

Right now in Konoha Forest

Riku: ok are we there now

Sherlock: by George I think we've made it to Konoha

Riku: damn right we better be here, its not easy maintaining this emo like silver style

In the village

Sasuke; my emo senses are tingling

Kakashi: you're what @_@

Morgan: someone has just entered this world

Thus ends Day 11. New worlds explored and more people. Can this fanfic have anymore awesome guest stars….lol yep ^_^ till next time

TLP: Please review and read my story for the sake of my lungs *holds up box of air*

Naruto: I wanna meet Morgan Freeman

TLP: too bad your lost right now

Sasuke: you just love pulling in random ppl >_>

TLP: hey….shut up

Itachi: when do I make an entrance

Sasuke: never so die *grabs Chibi Fan of Doom*

TLP/Naruto: o-o””” *sigh*

Sasuke's Day 10-11