Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke and Pals (Mini story) ❯ Sasuke's Day 20 ( Chapter 20 )
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By: The_Last_Petal 
Woot TLP ish back, gomen gomen for being UBER late in updating ..but I've been busy with life and school but rest assured I have NOT dropped this story :P anyways next ch is in process of being written ^^
Also Happy Birthday to Sonicrider16 hope ur B-day is badass and to that this chapter is for u I hope u enjoy it...and if not then I'll do better next chapter :P
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.28.2009 | Pages: 11 | Words: 5.9K | Visits: 204 | Status: Completed
Woot TLP ish back, gomen gomen for being UBER late in updating ..but I've been busy with life and school but rest assured I have NOT dropped this story :P anyways next ch is in process of being written ^^
Also Happy Birthday to Sonicrider16 hope ur B-day is badass and to that this chapter is for u I hope u enjoy it...and if not then I'll do better next chapter :P
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 11.28.2009 | Pages: 11 | Words: 5.9K | Visits: 204 | Status: Completed
A Little Intro
Sasuke Uchiha, Konoha's resident prodigy and the last of his clan. He is part of Team 7 which consists of Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura.
His Best friend is Naruto Uzumaki, number one awesome ninja
His potential rapist is Sakura Haruno…nuf said
Kakashi Hatake, number one latest ninja sensei ever
Orochimaru pedophile who wants Sasuke's Body
Kabuto brains of the Oro operation
Tsunade drunk leader of Konoha, yet can magically become sober
Shizune the rock on Tsunade's shoulders
Kiba resident smex god and PETA Ninja
Kyuubi the voice inside Naruto's head
Hinata the shy, somewhat unneeded girl who stalks Naruto…and is his only fangirl
Random old guy the new Taco Vendor
Random news guy the news reported for Fake Ninja news
Neji cousin to one shy Hinata
Shikamaru Konoha's laziest cloud watching troublesome ninja
The Sand Sibs: Gaara best sand castle builder on the sand side, Temari most bad-ass kunoichi to ever weild a giant weapon, Kankuro….yeah just there
The Akatsuki which holds: Kisame (the fish), Deidara (the smexy blonde bomb), Sasori (the puppet master), Hidan (dogma's bitch), Pain (god obsessed weirdo), Konan (paper girl), Tobi (resident idiot), And Kakuzu (money obsessed freak), and Zetsu (the plant….)
And of course his brother Itachi, pretty boy who models for Hot Topic lol
These are the main people in the everyday life of Sasuke Uchiha
Thoughts
*Actions*
(Author Talking)
Singing
Kyuubi Talking
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Sasuke's Day 20
Itachi: I think we've gotten lost Kisame
Kisame: what makes you say that?
Itachi: oh I don't know… the fact your sword sucked all the chakra from my chakra induced map…
Kisame: look he was hungry ok o-o
Itachi: yeah well now we're lost o-o# so good job
Kisame: ya know being an angsty biznetch isn't gonna help…and for that how do you get lost trying to get back to your own village o-o
Itachi: ….shut up and go find us some of you cousins to eat
Kisame: …o_o#
Itachi: what ?-?
Kisame: *shakes his head*
Itachi: tells me o_o
Kisame: *walks off*
Itachi: *blinked*…fine don't tell me…hmph I didn't want to know anyways -.-
3 minutes later
Itachi: *running around* why won't you tell meh OoO tellz meh
Kisame: o.O *backs away*
Itachi: TELL MEH O_O tell me nooooow
With Naruto's Crew
Naruto: ok I really believe that my Fox Time Staff is missing
Kyuubi: maybe you should de-transform ya know since you can't find it
Naruto: …Kyu…
Kyuubi: what is it idiot
Naruto: o-o did you steal my staff
Kyuubi: *le gasp* I would never…do such a thing
Naruto: I think you're lying to me o-o
Hinata: Kyu didn't steal it…muhahahahahahah
Naruto:…then who did…and why are you laughing so evilly
Kyuubi/Hinata: …idiot it's obvious o-o#
Naruto: …it is ?_?
Kyuubi: …*sigh* OMFG why Kami-sama WHY
Hinata: …*sigh* idiot I STOLE THE STAFF O-O
Naruto: well can I have it back…
Hinata: …so dense -.- no you can't have it back
Naruto: ?_? why…
Hinata: cause I'm evil
Naruto: o-o…no really why can't I have it back
Hinata: *glares* listen Sailor Kitsune, The Fox Time Staff is mine now…I will use its powers to take over the ninja world
Naruto: but we're not in the ninja world
Hinata: o-o” shut up…
Naruto: give back my staff of fox time
Hinata: never muahahahahahahahahah…*coughs* hah
Naruto: then I have no choice
Kyuubi: what are you doing ?-?
Naruto: I have no choice but to fight you Hinata
Hinata: tch like hell you would win ^-^
Naruto: *does awesome sailor moon pose* I fight for truth, ramen, and all good cross dressing yaoi kids ^-^…I am Sailor Kitsune and I will defeat you O_O
Kyuubi: ………….just why o-o”””
Hinata: …O_O#
Naruto: what…?-?
With Sasuke and Kabuto
Kabuto: sir come on Sasuke didn't mean to give away the ending
Sasuke: the hells I did
Kabuto: shut up :c
Orochimaru: but he told me and destroyed the TV…he so meant it *wails* v-v
Kabuto: …
Sasuke: damn it….it was just a freakin show, my god get over it
Kabuto: *groans* idiot
Orochimaru: ….WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *cries even louder*
Kabuto: good job *walks off*
Sasuke …o-o# *vanishes*
With Team Sake
Shikamaru: since I'll never get to sleep…I'll just help you guys out
Shizune: thanks
Shikamaru: first do you have the coordinates from the computer
Temari: yep wrote'em down before Gaara destroyed the computer *tosses him a piece of paper*
Shikamaru: *looks at it*…
Morgan: well
Temari: ssshhh let him take his time
Shikamaru: *closes his eyes* hmmm
Temari: well…
Morgan: *glared* …O_O#
Back to Sailor Kitsune and the Evil Hinata
Hinata: well then Sailor Kitsune how are you gonna fight…I have all of your powers in my grasp
Kyuubi: yeah how are you gonna win…
Naruto: simple I will use my super smart logic
Kyuubi: oh god…we're going to die o-o
Hinata: heh this should be an easy battle then ^-^
Naruto: ok then let's see you win this battle
Hinata: oh I will *smirks*
Naruto: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ??
Hinata: that's easy…it's ---
Naruto: but if a woodchuck could chuck wood then why do we need to know if it chucks wood
Hinata: …wait what does---
Naruto: and if it can't chuck wood then why is it named a woodchuck, and why would we ask if a woodchuck could chuck wood when it can't chuck wood
Kyuubi/Hinata: …. ….o-o what
Naruto: *takes the staff* exactly
Kyuubi: …how the hell does that work
Naruto: my awesome logic brain stumper attack always works^-^, she'll need to call the KGB network if she wants to win against my logic
Kyuubi: but…where the hell was the logic o-o
Naruto: IDK ^-*
With Team Sake
Temari: Shikamaru…
Shikamaru: ZoZ *asleep*
Everyone: ….O_O#
Temari: *whacks him with a chair* damn it wake up O~O#
Shikamaru: ow that hurt -.-
Temari: well stop going to sleep then o-o#
Shizune: Shikamaru did you figure anything out…that's useful
Shikamaru: yes I've got Naruto's location
Tsunade: what O_O really
Shikamaru: yep
Shizune: good to the Ninja Chat one ^-^
With Sasuke and Kabuto
Sasuke: this has gone long enough, get him out of that room or I will kill him O_O#
Kabuto: let's not be hasty…I mean you id spoil the show
Sasuke: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr O_O#
Kabuto: ummm let me go get him *backs away*
Sasuke: good…now to be a bit emo and…*le gasp* I can sense the power of my eternal rival…Sailor Kitsune
On the Ninja Chat Zone
CloudRapist, TurtlePower, and Ramen4Life have logged on
Ramen4Life: hey Shika, oh and Neji your cousin is with me
CloudRapist: hey Naruto
TurtlePower: damn it, figured she was with you
Ramen4Life: yeah and she's gone all evil and stole from me o-o
TurtlePower: whoa she's gone what…evil…Hinata
Ramen4Life: yeah I know, it's weird
IsharkU, NaruOwnage and 2Emo4U have logged on
TurtlePower: Hinata what's this about you being evil
NaruOwnage: …tch fooled I've always been evil
TurtlePower:…really
NaruOwnage: grrr
Ramen4Life: hi Sasuke ^-^
2Emo4U: hmph Sailor Kitsune I'm guessing
Ramen4Life: eh how'd you know
2Emo4U: I felt the power surge
CloudRapist: Naruto where the hell are you
Ramen4Life: Jungle
CloudRapist: why…
Ramen4Life: IDK…Sasuke why the hell have you joined Orochimaru
IsharkU: you joined Orochimaru
TurtlePower: who the hell are you
IsharkU has logged off
TurtlePower: that was odd…
2Emo4U: I joined because I felt like it dobe
Ramen4Life: …why Teme
2Emo4U: cause I felt like it
Ramen4Life: why…
2Emo4U: …OMF
2Emo4U has logged off
CloudRapist:…umm that was odd
Ramen4Life: Stupid Teme hmph…that's it Sailor Kitsune will bring him back
Ramen4Life has logged off
CloudRapist: …Sailor Kitsune ?_?
TurtlePower: yeah IDK
With Kisame and Itachi
Kisame: dude Tachi you're brother has joined the Oreo dude
Itachi: …?_? oreo dude…o-o oh wait you mean Orochimaru
Kisame: duh who else
Itachi: oh yeah I know Sasuke joined him
Kisame: wait…how
Itachi: he made an emo blog about it and emailed it to me ^^
Kisame: …o-o why does he have your email address
Itachi: oh I face booked it to him
Kisame: …bu--- no forget it
Itachi: forget what ?u?
Kisame: nothing
Itachi: O_O TELLLLLL MEEEEEEE
Thus ends Sasuke Day 20
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TLP: OMG I;m Back in this STORY WOOT
Sasuke: yeah how long has it been since you last updated..not even an authors note hn horrible
TLP: ...shut the hell up you emo bish I've been busy god I need to stop inviting you to my corner
Deidara: yay I can't wait til the fullt sotry is done UN
TLP: whaaa *glomps him* DEI-KUN
Itachi: hey my blonde back off
TLP: NEVER *runs off*
Itachi: get back here *chases her*
Naruto/Sasuke: o-o
TLP: *grabs Naruto* mine
Sasuke: OI THATS MINE *chases her*
Deidara/Naruto: o-o"""
Sasuke/Itachi: O_O####
Iruka/Kakashi: Remeber TLP does not own us, and don't forget to read and review :P
TLP: *grabs Iruka* him too
Kakashi: the hell give back dolphine-chan *chases her*
TLP lol till next time ^^ laterz *runs off*