Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Sasuke gets even ❯ Sasuke gets even ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Truepoint Wolfhowl 
Naruto is not the only one who can prank.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.25.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 716 | Visits: 860 | Status: Completed
Naruto is not the only one who can prank.
Anime/Manga: Naruto Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 11.25.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 716 | Visits: 860 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
SASUKE GETS EVEN
Sakura arrived at the usual meeting place at the bridge when she heard someone say. “Psst, Sakura-chan, over here.” She looked around and saw a blond haired, blue eyed boy by the name of Uzumaki Naruto hiding in a clomp of bushes. “Why are you hiding in the bushes Naruto?” She asked. “I’m hiding from Sasuke teme. Have you seen him?” Naruto whispered just barely enough to be heard as his eyes darted around. Sakura looked around and said no. Then urged Naruto to tell why he’s hiding. “Well, you know when I snuck into his room and filled his bed with frogs eggs using a summoning jutsu?” He asked her. “Yeah, he was taking a shower at the time. It took him awhile to get rid of them and then he had to sleep in one of the guest rooms.” She said. “And the time he fell into the trap wire I set and triggered the trip wire attached to a bucket?” He asked. “Umhum, I was wondering why he smelt like milk and tuna and why all those cats were following him.” Sakura said. “Yeah, and the time I let a bunch of his fan girls in his mansion and watched him zip out of his place with the girls in hot pursuit.” Naruto said as he started to chuckle. “It took him hours to get rid of them.” Sakura said. She couldn’t help but chuckle herself after she saw his torn and tattered cloths. “Yeah, that made me laugh my head off. What really made me laugh was when I rigged the teme’s clothes to fall apart after I sniped the treads in a few strategic places.” At this, Sakura’s cheeks turned pink. When he was chasing Naruto, she had seen the Uchiha cheeks (Not on his face.) “That’s when Sasuke started getting even. He snuck into my place and replaced my underwear with girls panties.” Naruto said. “Don’t remind me. That’s the second pair of cheeks I saw after you pulled off your shirt.” Sakura said. She saw the blush on Naruto’s face and cracked a smile. “By the way. How do you keep a tan there?” Naruto’s face blushed even redder. She giggled and urged him to finish his tale. “Yesterday I raced him up hokage mountain and won. We were out of breath so he handed me a bottle of water. The next thing I knew, I woke up in the park with nothing on but a nightgown.” Sakura started laughing. “It’s not funny.” Naruto growled. Sakura apologized and Naruto went on with his tale. “The prank I pulled on him today is why I’m hiding. Last night he shaved the word dobe in the back of my head while I was sleeping. Then he blew up my precious ramen on the same night. So maybe, just maybe putting purple dye in Sasuke’s shampoo was a bit much but...” Sakura stopped him there. “You put dye in his shampoo?” “Well yeah, he blew up my ramen. I had to retaliate, right?” Naruto asked as he finished his tale. Sakura was about to say something when they felt Sasuke’s chakra. Naruto froze when he heard the familiar, “I see your mop of blond hair Usuratonkachi! Comere!” coming from his rival/best friend/brothers mouth. He looked at Sakura with the please-don’t-tell-him-which-way-I-went look and took off. Seconds later, a very angry purple haired Sasuke past by her then she heard a loud thump and Naruto’s high pitched screech. Seconds later, Sasuke was dragging a ranting Naruto by his hair. “Ow ow ow teme that hurts!” Naruto whimpered. “Well, you shouldn’t have put that dye in my shampoo dobe.” Sasuke said. “Ya blew up my ramen and I’m hungry!” Naruto wailed. “Oh I’ll feed ya alright. I wonder how you’ll like okra and cheese.” Sasuke said with a smirk on his face. “Noooooooo! Not that! Sakura help meee!” Naruto wailed. Sakura laughed and called out as she watched them head down the road. “Your on your own buddy. I’m not going near your purple haired brother.”
SASUKE GETS EVEN
Sakura arrived at the usual meeting place at the bridge when she heard someone say. “Psst, Sakura-chan, over here.” She looked around and saw a blond haired, blue eyed boy by the name of Uzumaki Naruto hiding in a clomp of bushes. “Why are you hiding in the bushes Naruto?” She asked. “I’m hiding from Sasuke teme. Have you seen him?” Naruto whispered just barely enough to be heard as his eyes darted around. Sakura looked around and said no. Then urged Naruto to tell why he’s hiding. “Well, you know when I snuck into his room and filled his bed with frogs eggs using a summoning jutsu?” He asked her. “Yeah, he was taking a shower at the time. It took him awhile to get rid of them and then he had to sleep in one of the guest rooms.” She said. “And the time he fell into the trap wire I set and triggered the trip wire attached to a bucket?” He asked. “Umhum, I was wondering why he smelt like milk and tuna and why all those cats were following him.” Sakura said. “Yeah, and the time I let a bunch of his fan girls in his mansion and watched him zip out of his place with the girls in hot pursuit.” Naruto said as he started to chuckle. “It took him hours to get rid of them.” Sakura said. She couldn’t help but chuckle herself after she saw his torn and tattered cloths. “Yeah, that made me laugh my head off. What really made me laugh was when I rigged the teme’s clothes to fall apart after I sniped the treads in a few strategic places.” At this, Sakura’s cheeks turned pink. When he was chasing Naruto, she had seen the Uchiha cheeks (Not on his face.) “That’s when Sasuke started getting even. He snuck into my place and replaced my underwear with girls panties.” Naruto said. “Don’t remind me. That’s the second pair of cheeks I saw after you pulled off your shirt.” Sakura said. She saw the blush on Naruto’s face and cracked a smile. “By the way. How do you keep a tan there?” Naruto’s face blushed even redder. She giggled and urged him to finish his tale. “Yesterday I raced him up hokage mountain and won. We were out of breath so he handed me a bottle of water. The next thing I knew, I woke up in the park with nothing on but a nightgown.” Sakura started laughing. “It’s not funny.” Naruto growled. Sakura apologized and Naruto went on with his tale. “The prank I pulled on him today is why I’m hiding. Last night he shaved the word dobe in the back of my head while I was sleeping. Then he blew up my precious ramen on the same night. So maybe, just maybe putting purple dye in Sasuke’s shampoo was a bit much but...” Sakura stopped him there. “You put dye in his shampoo?” “Well yeah, he blew up my ramen. I had to retaliate, right?” Naruto asked as he finished his tale. Sakura was about to say something when they felt Sasuke’s chakra. Naruto froze when he heard the familiar, “I see your mop of blond hair Usuratonkachi! Comere!” coming from his rival/best friend/brothers mouth. He looked at Sakura with the please-don’t-tell-him-which-way-I-went look and took off. Seconds later, a very angry purple haired Sasuke past by her then she heard a loud thump and Naruto’s high pitched screech. Seconds later, Sasuke was dragging a ranting Naruto by his hair. “Ow ow ow teme that hurts!” Naruto whimpered. “Well, you shouldn’t have put that dye in my shampoo dobe.” Sasuke said. “Ya blew up my ramen and I’m hungry!” Naruto wailed. “Oh I’ll feed ya alright. I wonder how you’ll like okra and cheese.” Sasuke said with a smirk on his face. “Noooooooo! Not that! Sakura help meee!” Naruto wailed. Sakura laughed and called out as she watched them head down the road. “Your on your own buddy. I’m not going near your purple haired brother.”