Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ Savor your Flavor, Choose your One-shots! ❯ Oreo Fetish ( Chapter 2 )

Summary: An exploration of Oreos gone wrong. See how Sasuke learns to deal with an oreo-eating, erotic Naruto. Humor and nosebleeds, you have been warned. Short, funny, and crazy. Have a good laugh ^^ One-shot.

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Naruto took an Oreo from the pack and intently observed it. "How do you think they got the cream in the middle?" he asked with a cute puzzled look on his face.

Sasuke sighed and paused his work on an essay to gaze at the idiot. "I don't know dobe," he deadpanned, giving the blond a blank stare. "But what I do know is that we have homework and you’re not..." He trailed off his eyes narrowing at the boy. "Are you even listening to me?"

Naruto nodded "Hai! Hai! But Sasuke!!" he whined, oblivious to the eye roll that Sasuke gave him. "But you have to know!" Naruto pouted in confusion, looking like he was pleading for an answer.

Black eyes rolled, again. "Its just a cookie, genius."

"Is not!" the blonde protested, separating the two wafers. He popped the chocolate part into his mouth and moaned. "Its yummy, crunchy, and wowie goodness," he praised around a mouthful of said ‘wowie goodness’.

Wiggling his nose in disgust at the sight of the sweet confection, Sasuke snorted. "Whatever, dobe."

"Don't call me that bastard!" Naruto stomped his foot in a display of anger and pointedly turned his head away from Sasuke.

The Uchiha turned to the side, avoiding the plushy that was thrown at him, before ignoring the blond and going back to his homework.

Silence... That’s all there was before curiosity and concern made the Uchiha look up. His pencil silently dropped into his open book from shock at the sight that greeted him.

Naruto, oblivious to everything around him that didn't involve the delectable cream filling of the cookie, was busy slowly licking the cream off with that long... Long tongue.

The Uchiha swallowed.

Naruto moaned quietly as he made tiny swirls around the inner shell of the cream, sometimes running the back of his tongue to lap at the pattern and then repeating the process again.

By the time the Naruto licked the cookie a second time, Sasuke was panting slightly, precariously close to suffering a nosebleed, and clenching his right hand while the left adjusted the problem within his suddenly much too tight pants.

His... His... Bestfriend... Naruto... Was subconsciously putting on an erotic show of fellatio...

With a cookie.

Oh gods.

Naruto yelped, startled from the sudden sound of his bathroom door slamming. It nearly made him topple over from where he sat on the floor before scowling.

"Oi! Sasuke! Thats your fifth potty break today!" Naruto bellowed, "And don't stink up my bathroom!"

Stupid Naruto...

"Hey! You made me drop my cookie!" Naruto looked to the floor in shocked distress.

Baka Naruto...

"You made me...GAH! SASUKE?! What are you doing?! No no!!"

Due to excliptic scenes and ecrotic endangerment of cookies we had to cut out this scene...

"Ah, Sasuke. More..."

SERIOUSLY!

You were warned.

Thank you ^_^